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you took it from the video title* and ran with it

IkeTG wrote:you took it from the video title* and ran with it

5:20

XSI wrote:I have an easy solution for that(That will not work at all)
Just have ALL states secede and make a new United States

But then keep Washington DC as the former US with all the debt

the onion did this joke

I wish the onion was funny

Everything has been done before
It does sound like something a satire place would do though

necromancy is now in action because i like to laugh at political discussion on the internet that i do not understand (also because i want this thread to surpass the ntr hut deletion thread in posts)
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trollbreeder wrote:necromancy is now in action because i like to laugh at political discussion on the internet that i do not understand (also because i want this thread to surpass the ntr hut deletion thread in posts)
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Ok then.

America is back!

trollbreeder wrote:necromancy is now in action because i like to laugh at political discussion on the internet that i do not understand (also because i want this thread to surpass the ntr hut deletion thread in posts)

It just need an on-topic update also this is just shitposting nobody debating politics on the internet actually knows what they're talking about

cacogen wrote:I wish the onion was funny

Shut your fuckin mouth kid onion is great

The live news skits were the best

I just remember the grabbler one about Jews which wasn't funny but I respected the audacity

trump is trying to get back into the white house with donations... while being a triple billionaire....

and of course he played YMCA AGAIN at CPAC

He's good at theatrics and performing for crowds
Maybe he will get back in

He's not that good at actually doing government stuff though, so that's not going to go anywhere

I read in a Rolling Stone article just then YMCA is about having gay sex at the gym. Is it based or cringe? If I had to guess he just likes the song.

His supporters see him as integral to stop the insidious liberal agenda from taking over their country (it already has) and while that amounts to pushback against transgender bathrooms their discontent is justified in the context of a government that does nothing for them. Not to imply that Biden's woke pandering gets people things like affordable healthcare or safe working conditions under COVID but it does make the people it targets feel included. Trump's supporters want someone they like who panders to them instead and pisses off liberals by doing asinine things like using a Village People song while having done things like miss his friend and mentor Roy Cohn's funeral after he died of AIDS in the 80's.

"It wasn’t so long ago that the once-fearsome lawyer Roy Cohn and his infamous career seemed destined to be no more than a colorful footnote to history. Cohn was a gaudy character, for sure — a hustler, a fixer, and an amoral hypocrite of incredible drive — whose life as a closeted man ended in tragic comeuppance when he died of AIDS in 1986, insisting to the last that he couldn’t possibly be dying of that gay disease. Tony Kushner wrote a vivid version of him into Angels in America, and that might have been the last word on Cohn if not for the fact that, in midlife, he had met and started giving legal and how-to-get-away-with-it life advice to a then-young Donald Trump, helping mold him into the man who became president."

Government is too opaque and complex for most people, let alone the average Trump supporter. The media only reports as far as what baits people into watching. What Trump actually does for his supporters in office is irrelevant. It's not like they were expecting anything under a Democrat anyway.

Village people asked him to stop using the song

Well no one can tell him what to do because he's self-admittedly like a toddler but I guess they had to try

Unless they have a copyright thing for it, I think there's pretty much nothing. And with how old that song is I doubt copyright will help them in this case

He is unstoppable, like iamgoofball. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musicians ... heir_music

bump

Shut up. Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

So hows everyone's politics doing?

VVD won the election here but cocked up the formation, but they're still very likely to be the leaders of the next cabinet. Pretty stoked about that.

i dont watch tv but i'm sure her progress is glacial

Timonk wrote:Shut up. Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

good job quoting penny arcade

What's Penny arcade

Timonk wrote:What's Penny arcade

Comic
Lots of text
Not particularly funny but it has some okay moments

Timonk wrote:What's Penny arcade

bald and piglike in appearance

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/05/1 ... ion-487374
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I didn't read more than two sentences of that article and yet I still feel compelled to post to ask the following: Why did the retards do it? Why do an increasingly mainstream portion of Americans live in a reality that exists entirely in their own minds? The freedom thing that is drummed into them from birth includes freedom of religion, and while anyone is free to believe anything anywhere, they seem to take it as permission to simply ignore reality and pretend whatever they want to be true is real. But it doesn't serve them in the long term. Eventually reality confronts you. That Trump retard, for instance, tried to ignore the reality of COVID, and it cost him the election. How do we teach Americans that postmodernism and narcissism are not the way to solve their country's ills? It's corporations and the wealthy that have divided them. Trying to get supposed billionaires like Trump back in office and being unwilling to acknowledge reality even for obvious truths like COVID just extends their suffering. It's depressing seeing these crabs in a bucket retards arguing over stupid shit while the wealthy continue to exploit and manipulate them and impose their will on the government to make things even more austere and skewed in their favour and block any attempts at changing things.

cacogen wrote:Why do retards ignore the shit that happens.

Reality is what you think it is, people think of a bunch of shit. It's all real to them, It's a matter of perspective.

The Trump retards think denying reality will get them what they want. Or at the very least that having somebody like Trump in power will stop the progressive social agenda they see promoted by the mainstream. But it won't, because it's the agenda of the wealthy. If Trump gets back in it will continue to piss off the liberals and that's about as much as they can hope to get out of it.

Still curious why these military boomers want Trump in office though. What is their agenda? No, I'm not going to read the article.

cacogen wrote:The Trump retards think denying reality will get them what they want. Still curious why these military boomers want Trump in office though. What is their agenda? No, I'm not going to read the article.

What is reality to you? They most likely want him in because of immigration in texas(most of the military boomers are from texas)


sources: Me

I think basic philosophical questions like the difference between subjective experience and objective reality are beside the point when people choose to believe things that are demonstrably false in order to further their political agendas.

cacogen wrote:I think basic philosophical questions like the difference between subjective experience and objective reality are beside the point when people choose to believe things that are demonstrably false in order to further their political agendas.

It's not philosophical if it happens cacogen. People believe in something to the point they think it's real. Politics is a tricky field some people can't see the truth due to news outlets and media. I can't see the truth myself so I don't go looking for it.

cacogen wrote:I think basic philosophical questions like the difference between subjective experience and objective reality are beside the point when people choose to believe things that are demonstrably false in order to further their political agendas.

It is impossible to prove that reality exists and you are pushing the antipyrrhonic agenda.

Okay but how about something relevant

cacogen wrote:Okay but how about something relevant

biden.

cacogen wrote:Okay but how about something relevant

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Remember when this thread started out as rip biden

Yeah
It's pretty obvious the guy is still not capable, but he doesn't have to be. He's just keeping the seat warm

>google 'is biden dead yet'
>'A video of US President Joe Biden answering questions outside the White House has sparked a bizarre conspiracy that he wasn't actually there, and is actually dead.'
phew

cacogen wrote:>google 'is biden dead yet'
>'A video of US President Joe Biden answering questions outside the White House has sparked a bizarre conspiracy that he wasn't actually there, and is actually dead.'
phew

Biden dying would be meaningless. If he were to die, he can just use the satanic pacts he's made to escape hell, go back to his body and get ahealed.

It's true that Biden has sapped the life essence of both children and black people to look better at 170 than I do right now

dude remember trump

oranges wrote:dude remember trump

no one can speak with him due to social media ban, so no.

You also get your vid taken down on youtube if you post his speech before the capitol riot (Guess they don't want people to see he wasn't calling for violence), or if you quote that speech on other sites, so there's really not much discussion left about him

His version of a 'social media platform' is literally just a blog, so nobody is going to have any interactions with him on there either. Like seriously, it's a fucking blog. For all the hot air he spouts he didn't do anything about it.
So that's all the Trump related topics done, he still doesn't do shit

Everyone, there is news!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-s ... d=78042104
>Trump shuts down his blog because barely anyone visited it
>Insists a new, bigger and better platform will come 'soon'
I'm not sure what he expected but I guess he really hoped people would keep listening to him after he lost relevance

XSI wrote:Everyone, there is news!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-s ... d=78042104
>Trump shuts down his blog because barely anyone visited it
>Insists a new, bigger and better platform will come 'soon'
I'm not sure what he expected but I guess he really hoped people would keep listening to him after he lost relevance

mfw not caring

XSI wrote:Everyone, there is news!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-s ... d=78042104
>Trump shuts down his blog because barely anyone visited it
>Insists a new, bigger and better platform will come 'soon'
I'm not sure what he expected but I guess he really hoped people would keep listening to him after he lost relevance

isn't that the celebrity apprentice guy? what does this have to do with politics

it's a lot of work to launch your own platform that won't be successful because he knows nothing about this and they almost never are just to keep getting attention plus don't conservatives already have their own twitter but nobody goes there not even them because they want to fight liberals on twitter