Twottle_Birb Child Protection Peanut

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:33 pm #581335

I have evidence of illegal activity, including pedophilia on your Discord server. But in my infinite morals and wisdom, I will not bring this to the attention of authorities. Rather, I will use this totally verifiable accusation as a bargaining chip to get unbanned from an internet space game.

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:33 pm #581336

Think about this very carefully.

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:36 pm #581337

I am sane.

Post by **Boris** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 5:49 pm #581338

Absolute fucking gold.

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:11 pm #581339

at least im not hiding child abuse evidence for an unban lol

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:16 pm #581340

in a silly spessmen game, might i add

Tlaltecuhtli · Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:21 pm

wow! its easier to ban evade by buying a new house than getting it this way

stan_albatross · Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:49 pm

beestation player detected engage the lockdown shutters

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:02 pm #581343

I tell ya, I haven't gotten this kind of chuckle from a ban appeal since Nyaakuza

Screemonster · Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:13 pm

fucking lmao

and all this over a shitty ai law

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:31 pm #581346

We should give him the benefit of the doubt here, he might have mistook our forums for CMs.

stan_albatross · Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:48 pm

wesoda25 wrote:We should give him the benefit of the doubt here, he might have mistook our forums for CMs.

I think you mean the paradise forums

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 7:53 pm #581348

in case you missed it:
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... le#p553244

BONERMASTER · Post by **BONERMASTER** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 8:58 pm #581355

Lmao, unban him, then report him to the feds for hiding the evidence!

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 9:01 pm #581357

And blackmailing
And (presumably) possession of child pornography

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 9:02 pm #581358

Also im looking forward to his digg post with the evidence

XivilaiAnaxes · Wed Nov 11, 2020 9:18 pm

Lmfao he didn't even wait a year since his last one got denied either.

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 9:27 pm #581363

Because he got evidence

Lumbermancer · Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:34 pm

dumb yautja about to get doxed

Spoiler:

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:35 pm #581371

MrStonedOne wrote:It would be immoral of me to not investigate pedophilia in my discord server, since keeping you is banned is the only way you'll expose it, I guess that's what we'll have to do.

What a legend

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:43 pm #581372

Soon Twottle will expose which admins spent time on Epstein's island
Your days are numbered, banbots

trollbreeder · Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:47 pm

Hey, i remember him, he's the "at least im not a faggot lol" guy!

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:51 pm #581374

XivilaiAnaxes · Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:15 am

Morto cmoooon that was gonna be hilarious

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:32 am #581378

XivilaiAnaxes wrote:Morto cmoooon that was gonna be hilarious

Jannie is my name, Jannie I must

Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:38 am

Armhulen wrote:

How do you even corrupt that, it's so expensive. Do you strictly need to hit these cards with mana discounts to get any value?

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Nov 12, 2020 3:18 am #581385

NecromancerAnne wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
How do you even corrupt that, it's so expensive. Do you strictly need to hit these cards with mana discounts to get any value?

You play this, and win big.

Tlaltecuhtli · Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:23 am

you need to use 2 expensive cards kinda bad combo

Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:49 am

Yeah that seems way, way, waaaay too slow to be viable unless you're in a really heavy control meta which for all I know it probably might be I've not played hearthstone in a while.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:54 am #581393

Yeah I was like finally a cool phone game you don't have to pay for but no it''s not cool it's boring

Tlaltecuhtli · Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:10 am

here is a better win combo armhulen

trollbreeder · Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:33 pm

Disgusting card games. Wanna play Uno/Kotahi/Last Card instead?

thehogshotgun · Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:43 pm

Those all suck play Horus Heresy: Legions instead stupids

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:39 pm #581414

Playing games sucks watch anime, at least you can learn Japanese from them

XivilaiAnaxes · Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:51 pm

Timonk wrote:Playing games sucks watch anime, at least you can learn Japanese from them

Cringe

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:51 pm #581423

everything is shit -_- but especially anime

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:26 am #581444

He tried to offer you monsters a deal
You didn't take it- and now you're watching your kingdom of debauchery burn
Exposed as the degenerate child abusers you truly are

Kendrickorium · Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:28 am

I thought Dragon Ball Super was really fun

the new broly movie was honestly fantastic

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:01 pm #581478

Farquaar wrote:He tried to offer you monsters a deal
You didn't take it- and now you're watching your kingdom of debauchery burn
Exposed as the degenerate child abusers you truly are

my wife is a pillar of salt now

Kendrickorium wrote:I thought Dragon Ball Super was really fun

the new broly movie was honestly fantastic

Haven't watched Dragon Balls since I was a wee lad. I only learned about it in Rm 12 (Year 4) which was when the Majin Buu saga was airing in my swamp. Too much filler. I'd also occasionally catch Dragon Ball on Cartoon Network which was cool but I never managed to watch it with any consistency which was a shame. I torrented that show a few years back but there were too many eps and my indecision between sub or dub lead to me getting bored and dropping it. Sub was more salacious but dub also had its pros which I forget. Anyway I think the point of me saying this is that I would like to like new Dragon Ball because it was cool but I think I'm too old. Also there was a PS2 game I played at a friend's house which was fun. Budokakke

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Sat Nov 14, 2020 1:20 am #581497

Gee I hope we aren't on some kind of FBI watchlist now

Post by **Vekter** » Sat Nov 14, 2020 1:27 am #581498

This thread rules. Everything about this appeal is hilarious.

Also if you're such a dumbfuck that even Timonk realizes it something is obviously wrong.

Kendrickorium · Sat Nov 14, 2020 6:10 am

cacogen wrote:
Farquaar wrote:He tried to offer you monsters a deal
You didn't take it- and now you're watching your kingdom of debauchery burn
Exposed as the degenerate child abusers you truly are
my wife is a pillar of salt now

Kendrickorium wrote:I thought Dragon Ball Super was really fun

the new broly movie was honestly fantastic
Haven't watched Dragon Balls since I was a wee lad. I only learned about it in Rm 12 (Year 4) which was when the Majin Buu saga was airing in my swamp. Too much filler. I'd also occasionally catch Dragon Ball on Cartoon Network which was cool but I never managed to watch it with any consistency which was a shame. I torrented that show a few years back but there were too many eps and my indecision between sub or dub lead to me getting bored and dropping it. Sub was more salacious but dub also had its pros which I forget. Anyway I think the point of me saying this is that I would like to like new Dragon Ball because it was cool but I think I'm too old. Also there was a PS2 game I played at a friend's house which was fun. Budokakke

buu saga was terrible. watch teh dubbed ersion of saijian frieza and cell sagas. the old ersion is the best since it isnt censored to shit for the kiddos

also dbz abridged is fucking amazing, you can find it on youtube.

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:07 am #581508

Vekter wrote:
Also if you're such a dumbfuck that even Timonk realizes it something is obviously wrong.

Nigga what?

Post by **Vekter** » Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:45 pm #581519

Timonk wrote:
Vekter wrote:
Also if you're such a dumbfuck that even Timonk realizes it something is obviously wrong.
Nigga what?

Banter.

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Sat Nov 14, 2020 6:53 pm #581529

Post by **Vekter** » Sun Nov 15, 2020 3:45 am #581550

We can probably lock this since MSO called twottle on his bluff and he's not delivering.

XivilaiAnaxes · Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:07 am

Vekter wrote:We can probably lock this

When you haven't jannied any posts to death in an hour >:((((((

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:20 am #581554

Vekter wrote:We can probably lock this since MSO called twottle on his bluff and he's not delivering.

You could, y’know, just let the thread die on its own.

ArcaneDefence · Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:26 am

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Post by **oranges** » Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:51 am #581560

We can probably lock this since MSO called twottle on his bluff and he's not delivering.