Are you ready to get implanted with Bill Gate's chip?

[BONERMASTER]

The vaccine is coming ever closer. Are you prepared to surf the web with Microsoft Edge™ ?

[Lumbermancer]

I don't think vaccines take a form of computer chips?

[Rohen_Tahir]

The Gray Death is a man-made virus.

[Yenwodyah]

Edge is actually really good

[cacogen]

BillGate made me double post

[cacogen]

Bill Windows has donated like 1% of his immense wealth to charity and normies love him for it. That's like me giving $2 to a homeless person and becoming everyone's favourite guy.

[wesoda25]

If it came down to it I think I could take Bill Gates in a fight

[Lumbermancer]

Edge is actually really good

That's objectively not true. Shit off the top of my head
-bad history search, prediction
-pita to remove individual cookies
-lack of vital addons like umatrix
-often chokes up on refresh

[Rohen_Tahir]

Bill Windows has donated like 1% of his immense wealth to charity and normies love him for it. That's like me giving $2 to a homeless person and becoming everyone's favourite guy.

Based

[Rustledjimm]

To be fair that's 1% more than most billionaires.

[Rohen_Tahir]

To be fair that's 1% more than most billionaires.

So most billionares donate 0.99009901% of their money to charity?

[Stickymayhem]

To be fair that's 1% more than most billionaires.

rustlibjimm

[Not-Dorsidarf]

Are you saying Bill Gates has secretly been worth 500 billion USD this whole time?

Jeff Bezos wants to: Know your location

[trollbreeder]

how to download google chrome on my microsoft vaccine windows computer chip
wait this isn't bing

[Vekter]

To be fair that's 1% more than most billionaires.

That doesn't make it better.

Also this thread sucks, people actually believe this shit.

[Rohen_Tahir]

To be fair that's 1% more than most billionaires.

That doesn't make it better.

Also this thread sucks, people actually believe this shit.

Yes someone will totaly start believing a retarded conspiracy theory because there is a thread on an atmospherics simulator forum mocking it.

[Tlaltecuhtli]

nobody believes cospiracy theories until someone tries to hide the truth

[BONERMASTER]

I mean listen, if these chips are using software from microsoft, chances are, they're not going to work anyways.

[MrStonedOne]

>implying the water isn't already tainted with microchips

[XivilaiAnaxes]

>implying the water isn't already tainted with microchips

No no, water as a delivery vector makes no sense for microchips:
It's easier for Dale Gribbles to scrutinise and distill it
Oral delivery means that the chips have to withstand harsher conditions (acid) as opposed to blood/muscle tissue
Water gets used on lots of shit relative to the amount that you drink or even shower in - injecting means less wasted material
You get the accurate dose on everyone injected as opposed to hoping you get enough in the water.

Water makes sense for more general, especially location based poisoning.

[BONERMASTER]

Yeah, exactly, totally unfeasible

[cacogen]

I buy bottled water to maximise the amount of nanomachines I ingest

Are you saying Bill Gates has secretly been worth 500 billion USD this whole time?

Jeff Bezos wants to: Know your location

I would like to know the correct statistic so I can own the libs with facts and logic

nobody believes cospiracy theories until someone tries to hide the truth

Almost none of them are true other than Epstein's death and the subsequent cover up and even then I invite someone to prove me wrong

also here's me btw

[Screemonster]

Bill Windows has donated like 1% of his immense wealth to charity and normies love him for it. That's like me giving $2 to a homeless person and becoming everyone's favourite guy.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/ap ... d=67795965


price_is_right_horn.ogg

[Yenwodyah]

Edge is actually really good

That's objectively not true. Shit off the top of my head
-bad history search, prediction
-pita to remove individual cookies
-lack of vital addons like umatrix
-often chokes up on refresh

Chromium Edge, bro. Any extension that works on Chrome works on Edge now.

[oranges]

Bill Windows has donated like 1% of his immense wealth to charity and normies love him for it. That's like me giving $2 to a homeless person and becoming everyone's favourite guy.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/ap ... d=67795965


price_is_right_horn.ogg

if you reach any further you will fall

[Misdoubtful]

Aren't these already in all the vaccines available from birth? A little behind the times, aren't we?

[BeeSting12]

i will never let the government track me, he types from his literal tracking device with an apple on the back.

[remanseptim]

imagine using a fucking iphone

[cacogen]

I don't need to