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BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:07 am
by cacogen
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apology for nz english

when were you when annoying orange dies

i was sat at home drinking cleanskin when jacinda text

'orange is die'

'no'

and you?????????????

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:19 am
by Tlaltecuhtli
QUACKLAND owned

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:06 pm
by Lumbermancer
Three more cases? You're like a little baby.
Watch this...

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Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:57 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Its just a flu bro

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:03 pm
by Agux909
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Its just a flu bro

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:19 pm
by cacogen
no one cares

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:21 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Damn that's a lot of seethe cacogen, take your meds and your vaccine, Pfizer stock must go higher

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:03 pm
by cacogen
Yeah it's hard to know how to respond

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:02 am
by terrygeorgestation
just dont go outside lol :ugeek:

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:45 am
by cacogen
Super Aggro Crag wrote:vaccine
I've never had to wear a mask and I doubt I'll have to get vaccinated. I think you're American. Our country is quite inept but somehow our response still puts yours to shame. I don't know why you'd choose to be one of the retards shitting up the works, especially when 514,000 people in your country have died to date.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:23 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
i dont follow the rules because i don't care if some 98 year old faggot rotting in a nursing home lives to 99 for another year of shitting themselves and getting beaten by underpaid nurses who just want to steal medicine so they can sell it on the blackest of markets. Oh nooooooooo 514,000 people died lmao. guess what retard? you can't legislate out death. no matter how fucking draconian you make the laws someone's going to fucking die eventually! i guess we all need to stay in our fucking pods while a bunch of clueless fuckwits who contradict themselves every 2 hours destroy the fundamental pillars of our civilization for our own protection! fucking hobbit

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:28 pm
by Lumbermancer
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't legislate out death
But you can legislate out death to preventable diseases. Remember mumps? Not really most fatal of diseases, but...

Before the U.S. mumps vaccination program started in 1967, about 186,000 cases were reported each year, but the actual number of cases was likely much higher due to underreporting. Since the two-MMR dose vaccination program was introduced in 1989, U.S. mumps cases decreased more than 99%, with only a few hundred cases reported most years.

USA is difficult to find data on, in that regard, because it's hard for me to decipher state/federal relations in term of healthcare. I don't know if there are mandatory vaccinations for children in USA, but we do have them in Europe.

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:i don't care if some 98 year old faggot rotting in a nursing home lives to 99 for another year
Yeah I don't want to use "what if it was your relative" argument. But I checked the CDC data, and 85 years olds and over mortality accounts to ~30% of all rona deaths. And 70k people died in your parents age group 50-64, maybe 103k though, 65-74. Where's your empathy?
Happy birthday dude.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:52 pm
by oranges
there's no point arguing with crag, just let him die, society has already failed him enough

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:50 pm
by cacogen
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Oh nooooooooo 514,000 people died lmao
:ugeek:

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:40 pm
by cacogen
So I don't know what you did but there was a M6.9 earthquake and a tsunami warning was issued but they rescinded it.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:29 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
cacogen wrote:So I don't know what you did but there was a M6.9 earthquake and a tsunami warning was issued but they rescinded it.
Sorry i farted lol

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:12 pm
by cacogen
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Please stop Crag, this is awfully close to where I live

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:56 pm
by MrStonedOne
Super Aggro Crag wrote:i dont follow the rules because i don't care if some 98 year old faggot rotting in a nursing home lives to 99 for another year of shitting themselves and getting beaten by underpaid nurses who just want to steal medicine so they can sell it on the blackest of markets. Oh nooooooooo 514,000 people died lmao. guess what retard? you can't legislate out death. no matter how fucking draconian you make the laws someone's going to fucking die eventually! i guess we all need to stay in our fucking pods while a bunch of clueless fuckwits who contradict themselves every 2 hours destroy the fundamental pillars of our civilization for our own protection! fucking hobbit
Are you a robot?

Do you only think in binary?

There are other states to humans then alive and dead.

30 year olds are coming out of covid infections with lung issues that would make 50 years of smoking related cancer green with envy. Imagine never being to run or even walk up a slight incline again because some asswipe was too focused on age stats and death rates.

20 year olds dying to random strokes months after getting over the virus.

Not to mention the hospitals being so overwhelmed that even normally treatable emergencies become fatalities due to delays. 911 refusing to dispatch for heart attacks and strokes because by the time they get find a open spot in a ER, the patient will likely be dead.

And all of those doctors and nurses that work in the hospitals that are currently overworked and super emotionally drained as they watch person after person after person after person after person die including some of their co-workers because you can't reduce the transmission rate 100% no matter how hard you try. Ya, they can just quit. Nothing stops them from saying fuck it and going home and never coming back. And as more did it, the rest would get worked harder, leading to more doing it. What then?

Seriously crag - are you a robot? Do i have to enable captcha posting for your account?

I'll leave you with this:

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Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:12 pm
by Qbmax32
Super Aggro Crag wrote:i dont follow the rules because i don't care if some 98 year old faggot rotting in a nursing home lives to 99 for another year of shitting themselves and getting beaten by underpaid nurses who just want to steal medicine so they can sell it on the blackest of markets. Oh nooooooooo 514,000 people died lmao. guess what retard? you can't legislate out death. no matter how fucking draconian you make the laws someone's going to fucking die eventually! i guess we all need to stay in our fucking pods while a bunch of clueless fuckwits who contradict themselves every 2 hours destroy the fundamental pillars of our civilization for our own protection! fucking hobbit
retard lol

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:34 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't legislate out death. no matter how fucking draconian you make the laws someone's going to fucking die eventually!
Incorrect, ya wanker.
It is illegal to die in the British Parliment. And guess what? Noone died there since the 1900s.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 12:25 am
by Super Aggro Crag
MrStonedOne wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:i dont follow the rules because i don't care if some 98 year old faggot rotting in a nursing home lives to 99 for another year of shitting themselves and getting beaten by underpaid nurses who just want to steal medicine so they can sell it on the blackest of markets. Oh nooooooooo 514,000 people died lmao. guess what retard? you can't legislate out death. no matter how fucking draconian you make the laws someone's going to fucking die eventually! i guess we all need to stay in our fucking pods while a bunch of clueless fuckwits who contradict themselves every 2 hours destroy the fundamental pillars of our civilization for our own protection! fucking hobbit
Are you a robot?

Do you only think in binary?

There are other states to humans then alive and dead.

30 year olds are coming out of covid infections with lung issues that would make 50 years of smoking related cancer green with envy. Imagine never being to run or even walk up a slight incline again because some asswipe was too focused on age stats and death rates.

20 year olds dying to random strokes months after getting over the virus.

Not to mention the hospitals being so overwhelmed that even normally treatable emergencies become fatalities due to delays. 911 refusing to dispatch for heart attacks and strokes because by the time they get find a open spot in a ER, the patient will likely be dead.

And all of those doctors and nurses that work in the hospitals that are currently overworked and super emotionally drained as they watch person after person after person after person after person die including some of their co-workers because you can't reduce the transmission rate 100% no matter how hard you try. Ya, they can just quit. Nothing stops them from saying fuck it and going home and never coming back. And as more did it, the rest would get worked harder, leading to more doing it. What then?

Seriously crag - are you a robot? Do i have to enable captcha posting for your account?

I'll leave you with this:

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HAHAHAHA

YEAH IM SURE THE ASTHMA IS FROM CREMATORIUM OVENS AND NOT FROM THE FACT THAT LA IS A SMOG-LADEN SHITHOLE

i'm an essential employee i've been exposed to COVID 10000 times

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 12:40 am
by cacogen
Okay Crab that's a weird stance to take if you're one of the people on the front lines, so to speak. It sounds like you're taking the proper safety precautions so that's good. Stay safe.

also i died of the ocean lol
Spoiler:
the threat passed people can go back to their homes

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:07 am
by Qustinnus
Super Aggro Crag wrote: i'm an essential employee i've been exposed to COVID 10000 times
that just proves our point, your brain has been receiving too little oxygen for all this time.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:08 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Qustinnus wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote: i'm an essential employee i've been exposed to COVID 10000 times
that just proves our point, your brain has been receiving too little oxygen for all this time.
nah cuz i dont follow the rules so i get more oxygen than everyone else

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 2:13 am
by MrStonedOne
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Qustinnus wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote: i'm an essential employee i've been exposed to COVID 10000 times
that just proves our point, your brain has been receiving too little oxygen for all this time.
nah cuz i dont follow the rules so i get more oxygen than everyone else
oh no.

it's retarded.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 2:19 am
by Super Aggro Crag
MrStonedOne wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Qustinnus wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote: i'm an essential employee i've been exposed to COVID 10000 times
that just proves our point, your brain has been receiving too little oxygen for all this time.
nah cuz i dont follow the rules so i get more oxygen than everyone else
oh no.

it's retarded.
man who habitually inhales smoke from burning The Retard Leaf criticizes others intellect and oxygen intake

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 5:12 am
by saprasam
Super Aggro Crag wrote:i dont follow the rules because i don't care if some 98 year old faggot rotting in a nursing home lives to 99 for another year of shitting themselves and getting beaten by underpaid nurses who just want to steal medicine so they can sell it on the blackest of markets. Oh nooooooooo 514,000 people died lmao. guess what retard? you can't legislate out death. no matter how fucking draconian you make the laws someone's going to fucking die eventually! i guess we all need to stay in our fucking pods while a bunch of clueless fuckwits who contradict themselves every 2 hours destroy the fundamental pillars of our civilization for our own protection! fucking hobbit
you were born with the left side of your frontal lobe atrophied

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:54 am
by Rohen_Tahir
Super Aggro Crag wrote:i'm an essential employee i've been exposed to COVID 10000 times
Explains the brain damage.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:15 pm
by iksyp
I HATE, HATE CALIFORNIA
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:38 pm
by XivilaiAnaxes
Man who folds into a box at mention of a certain catgirl claims to be lion living every minute to it's last up at mention of disease.

hehe xD

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 9:22 pm
by iksyp
iksyp wrote:I HATE, HATE CALIFORNIA
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
also crag i'm sorry but you're wrong, like 40 000 people (on average) die from the flu each year but covid has been around for one year and is already almost 13x that because it hits more people
plus it's a lot more than just old people dying, I know people who have had their lungs permanently fucked from it
edit: in america i don't care about other countries

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 1:51 am
by XSI
I know a few people who got it
They got over it
Sucked for them for a few weeks though

I still have a lot of doubts about the vaccine being a good idea but anyone who wants one should be able to get one
All this mess could have been a lot less troublesome if we just didn't trust China to report on their own diseases and had governments willing to do things in the early stages, but it's a bit late for that. I don't think we're ever getting rid of this virus if current measures haven't managed it so we'll have to find a way to live with it

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 7:35 am
by Rohen_Tahir
XSI wrote:I know a few people who got it
They got over it
Sucked for them for a few weeks though

I still have a lot of doubts about the vaccine being a good idea but anyone who wants one should be able to get one
All this mess could have been a lot less troublesome if we just didn't trust China to report on their own diseases and had governments willing to do things in the early stages, but it's a bit late for that. I don't think we're ever getting rid of this virus if current measures haven't managed it so we'll have to find a way to live with it
XSI moment

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:06 am
by Super Aggro Crag
XSI wrote:I know a few people who got it
They got over it
Sucked for them for a few weeks though

I still have a lot of doubts about the vaccine being a good idea but anyone who wants one should be able to get one
All this mess could have been a lot less troublesome if we just didn't trust China to report on their own diseases and had governments willing to do things in the early stages, but it's a bit late for that. I don't think we're ever getting rid of this virus if current measures haven't managed it so we'll have to find a way to live with it
Noooo xsi dont go against the narrative nooooooooo think of the heccin' pharmarinos you're going to destroy their big chungus profits!

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:30 am
by Lumbermancer
XSI wrote:I don't think we're ever getting rid of this virus if current measures haven't managed it so we'll have to find a way to live with it
But you know how Chinese handled it, right? How they basically got rid of the Rona (though I don't trust the numbers given either way)? We've all seen the liveleak videos, no? Of armed police on the streets? People being welded indoors to enforce quarantine? People having their temperature checked on the street and then snatched into literal cage on a pickup, their cries ignored?
This wouldn't fly in the west. Live by the democracy die by the democracy. Measures will only work if everyone agrees to abide by them.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 2:47 pm
by XSI
Oh yeah, that sort of thing would not go over well in the west
I consider it an impossibility to go that far because that would be met with armed resistance even in places where guns are banned. So if current measures aren't getting rid of it(And these measures are already too extreme for a whole lot of people, and lasting too long), then we'll have to find a way to live with it

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:25 pm
by IkeTG
XSI wrote:All this mess could have been a lot less troublesome if we just didn't trust China to report on their own diseases and had governments willing to do things in the early stages, but it's a bit late for that.
Who's the 'we' in this equation? If everyone here collectively believed China was full of shit that still doesn't stop the fact that both our federal and state government failed in stopping early spreading.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:19 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
State governments deliberately encouraged spreading so they could point at the federal government and make Invasion of the Body Snatchers Podmen shrieks so they could get a mush-brain tweensniffing rapist into office.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 8:09 pm
by Lumbermancer
i just cannot figure you out my man

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:15 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
Crag is clearly a victim of COVID-induced psychosis. :cry: Please be nice to him everyone.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:51 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Rohen_Tahir wrote:Crag is clearly a victim of COVID-induced psychosis. :cry: Please be nice to him everyone.
Youre the one sperging about needing to live in Vault 13 for 200 years in case in case a chinaman coughs, schizo.

Re: BREAKING: Chinese coof hits orangestan

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:29 am
by XSI
IkeTG wrote:
XSI wrote:All this mess could have been a lot less troublesome if we just didn't trust China to report on their own diseases and had governments willing to do things in the early stages, but it's a bit late for that.
Who's the 'we' in this equation? If everyone here collectively believed China was full of shit that still doesn't stop the fact that both our federal and state government failed in stopping early spreading.
The western world
Though I don't think 'we' as the west believed China to begin with, the governments didn't give a shit and completely failed as you said. For whatever reason they may have had, they did not take any useful action in preventing corona until it was already present and spreading through the population. And then they still didn't.
Not just an american problem either, Europe is dealing with the same shit. National gov here told everyone that the disease would never even leave China. Until it did. Then they said it would never get to Europe. Until it did. Then it would never reach the country, until we got to several cities infected. Then they went on to say it's here but it's not important and just a light flu.

And when ignoring the problem didn't make it go away they decided to instead go full martial law with curfews, closing all stores except those that paid them money(or were otherwise considered 'essential') and trying to give cops the authority to enter people's homes to check for corona-compliance while making cases that ban you from visiting your own relatives.