not wilchen peanut

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:45 pm #593559

Bottom post of the previous page:

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28675

Why you think you should be unbanned:
As you probably know already, Wilchen was a terrible player. I have no idea how I came up with the exactly same name as a player that was permabanned, but I can assure you I'm a completely different person.

How would a new player know this? Really makes me think.

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:51 pm #593888

Kel wrote:meh, i still think there is reasonable doubt that its not wilchen. other than ip data the only thing coconut's post proves is that they were lying about not intentionally impersonating shezza. personally i wouldnt drink piss over such a relatively shaky foundation.

they denied my post but this totally-not-shezza byond also, within their literal first round of ss13 ever seeing as their account was under 24 hours old, did genetics flawlessly without asking for help in OOC or IC, when for the first week most new players are figuring out how to switch hands

it was an obvious ban evasion alt, on top of the other massive mountain of evidence

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:56 pm #593889

also, lol @ denying it because I said executie == shezza when the literal ban reason is that it's a shezza alt, i'll have the admin complaint drafted soon

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:01 pm #593890

It’s rather obvious to me that qbmax has engaged in some sort of deal with cobby so that he doesn’t have to drink his own piss.

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:07 pm #593892

iamgoofball wrote:
Nervere wrote: Do you not see how annoying it is for Shezza and I to be harassed by /tg/ admins and have shit made up about us two years after we've both left this community?
but if that's not shezza in the ban appeals forum right now, then how are you two being harassed?

Naloac · Post by **Naloac** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:20 pm #593895

I am of the official stance of making qbmax drink his own piss

Domitius · Post by **Domitius** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:21 pm #593897

Naloac wrote:I am of the official stance of making qbmax drink his own piss

I second this.

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:33 pm

@coco where u at boy

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:38 pm #593903

NOT LIKE THIS

Malkraz · Post by **Malkraz** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:38 pm #593904

YES
DRINK THE PISS QB

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:50 pm #593906

Qbmax32 wrote:NOT LIKE THIS

THIS
JUST
PROVES
IT

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:51 pm #593907

Nervere wrote:Literally just leave us the fuck alone.

look man, whatever blackmail shezza has on you and keeps dragging you around by the leash as their personal attack dog for, it's not worth the emotional trauma you put yourself through every time you show up having to defend the world's worst human being

you gotta sever that connection to shezza man, they aren't healthy for you and they're using you because shezza is a manipulative psychopath

i used to share a discord server with that asshole for a year, and every single day they spoke of how much of a manipulative piece of shit they are and how much they loved getting people to do stuff for them

get it together, man
ditch the toxic element in your life and move on

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:58 pm #593910

iamgoofball wrote:
Nervere wrote:Literally just leave us the fuck alone.
look man, whatever blackmail shezza has on you and keeps dragging you around by the leash as their personal attack dog for, it's not worth the emotional trauma you put yourself through every time you show up having to defend the world's worst human being

you gotta sever that connection to shezza man, they aren't healthy for you and they're using you because shezza is a manipulative psychopath

i used to share a discord server with that asshole for a year, and every single day they spoke of how much of a manipulative piece of shit they are and how much they loved getting people to do stuff for them

get it together, man
ditch the toxic element in your life and move on

kinkshaming

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:03 pm #593911

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:
Nervere wrote:Literally just leave us the fuck alone.
look man, whatever blackmail shezza has on you and keeps dragging you around by the leash as their personal attack dog for, it's not worth the emotional trauma you put yourself through every time you show up having to defend the world's worst human being

you gotta sever that connection to shezza man, they aren't healthy for you and they're using you because shezza is a manipulative psychopath

i used to share a discord server with that asshole for a year, and every single day they spoke of how much of a manipulative piece of shit they are and how much they loved getting people to do stuff for them

get it together, man
ditch the toxic element in your life and move on
kinkshaming

there's kinkshaming and then there's calling out unhealthy relationships

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:18 pm #593912

Goofball is kinkshaming

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:25 pm #593913

Cobby wrote:I have literally played games with Shezza while this person was connected to TG so please do not append this to wilchen/shezza (like they would ever want t ocome back at this point).

The plot thickens...
Is Cobby in on it? Is wilchen being framed? Did that person move to Shezzas country and use the same ISP? which reference did the person use to emulate sherrie? Did they know about slot logs?

Post by **Mothblocks** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:41 pm #593918

qbmax knew it all along and just wanted to drink piss. this just proves it

Man_Shroom · Post by **Man_Shroom** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:06 pm #593920

this is why you should vote for A CERTAIN SOMEONE for headmin, someone who isnt already part of the gay admin clique

Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:17 pm

Nervere wrote:
capn_monkeypaw wrote:
Nervere wrote:This conspiracy runs deep!
And to think that Wilchen's grand evil plan was foiled by simply using the same character name...

This thread is a great argument for the hut to exist, so all these posts can be flushed away.
After all, they're going to be very embarrassing when it's proven these conspiracies about Wilchen and Executies are wrong.
You're trying too hard this time, nerv. You're tipping your hand.

Just go away.
Do you not see how annoying it is for Shezza and I to be harassed by /tg/ admins and have shit made up about us two years after we've both left this community?
Fuck you, you go away. Literally just leave us the fuck alone. That's the only reason I care about this dumbass thread and this dumbass ban against some random dude you paranoid schizophrenics think is my friend.

Seriously. Go away. Leave us the fuck alone. Stop making shit up in our absence from this toxic community.

This is kinda toxic bro

Gigapuddi420 · Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:17 pm

look, is THE qbmax drinking his own piss or not?

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:27 pm #593926

Gigapuddi420 wrote:look, is THE qbmax drinking his own piss or not?

he fucking better

XivilaiAnaxes · Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:28 pm

Nerv man just stop checking the threads who cares its not like tgers are going to track you to your house or something

ArcaneDefence · Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:28 pm

DRINK THE PISS

Kel · Post by **Kel** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:40 pm #593930

iamgoofball wrote:
Kel wrote:meh, i still think there is reasonable doubt that its not wilchen. other than ip data the only thing coconut's post proves is that they were lying about not intentionally impersonating shezza. personally i wouldnt drink piss over such a relatively shaky foundation.
they denied my post but this totally-not-shezza byond also, within their literal first round of ss13 ever seeing as their account was under 24 hours old, did genetics flawlessly without asking for help in OOC or IC, when for the first week most new players are figuring out how to switch hands

it was an obvious ban evasion alt, on top of the other massive mountain of evidence

now it being a ban evader is not something im casting doubt upon. i'm simply casting doubt on it being shezza, for qbmax's sake. i certainly wouldnt want to be in his position. merely being caught in the act of making a fake sherrie has revealed their hand as a experienced player (on this server no less). still doubt it's shezza though, unless cobby is lying. if so then it's time for a deadminning for betraying my trust.

Post by **Hulkamania** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:28 pm #593940

Both sides are wrong

Post by **Mothblocks** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:48 pm #593943

Hulkamania wrote:Both sides are wrong

this just glues it

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:59 pm #593944

this just pisses it

Rohen_Tahir · Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:03 am

This just amogus

Not-Dorsidarf · Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am

Qbmax32 wrote:this just pisses it

Youve extracted as much mileage as possible from your piss bet without actually being an idiot and doing it by now

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 2:10 am #593956

ok but executie hasnt been confirmed as shezza sweatie all evidence points towards them being a fanboy

Malkraz · Post by **Malkraz** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 2:25 am #593958

I'm going to fucking piledrive Qbmax's bladder if he doesn't nut up

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 2:56 am #593959

iamgoofball wrote:

also, lol @ denying it because I said executie == shezza when the literal ban reason is that it's a shezza alt, i'll have the admin complaint drafted soon

wait wtf why did your "off topic" post in a peanut gallery in the off topic forum of tgstation13.org in the year of our lord CY+6 get denied

Post by **Mothblocks** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:02 am #593960

iksyp wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:

also, lol @ denying it because I said executie == shezza when the literal ban reason is that it's a shezza alt, i'll have the admin complaint drafted soon
wait wtf why did your "off topic" post in a peanut gallery in the off topic forum of tgstation13.org in the year of our lord CY+6 get denied

check again friend

The Respected Man · Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:17 am

My take is that they should stay banned anyway because felinid main

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:34 am #593963

The Respected Man wrote:My take is that they should stay banned anyway because felinid main

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:47 am #593964

Jaredfogle wrote:
iksyp wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:

also, lol @ denying it because I said executie == shezza when the literal ban reason is that it's a shezza alt, i'll have the admin complaint drafted soon
wait wtf why did your "off topic" post in a peanut gallery in the off topic forum of tgstation13.org in the year of our lord CY+6 get denied
check again friend

i'm a retard thanks

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:40 am #593978

Hey guys, VaginaSauce here. Can you fake your ISP?
(Stanger Things intro, then season 1-3 plays. As season 3 ends, we cut back to VaginaSauce.)
Now let's make it a hypothetical yes, because I'm too lazy to look it up. Now, who would know wilchens ISP? The answer is ex admins and good friends. But who would have a Motive to frame Shezza?
Let's look at the facts. Nervere: ex admin, good friend of
Wilchen. But why he?
After the peanut thread was posted, Nervere hopped out of his sarcophagus to very badly protect Shezza. On top of that, they are in a special relationship. Is he trying to get away from wilchen?
Nervere, if you need help, send us a signal

Nalzul · Post by **Nalzul** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:14 am #593982

The Respected Man wrote:My take is that they should stay banned anyway because felinid main

based

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:40 am #593991

Timonk wrote:inb4 someone posts my Poly P. Rotector ban appeal

i got bonked for joining as Poly D. Estroyer and Poly S. Layer so you cant have your static either

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:43 am #593992

Qbmax32 wrote:NOT LIKE THIS

you can still survive qbmax. I have come up with a strategy for you. You must invent time travel and send bill gates back in time to create urine -> “drinkable” “water” processing machine. That way in the present time you will have access to it.

Why does it exist IRL alreay you may ask? Because retroactively you have already succeeded. Fool-proof plan right here.

Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:26 am

Flatulent wrote:
Qbmax32 wrote:NOT LIKE THIS
you can still survive qbmax. I have come up with a strategy for you. You must invent time travel and send bill gates back in time to create urine -> “drinkable” “water” processing machine. That way in the present time you will have access to it.

Why does it exist IRL alreay you may ask? Because retroactively you have already succeeded. Fool-proof plan right here.

Does this mean qbmax is canonically stuck in a loop of pee drinking?

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:28 am #594008

For a long time I thought qbopper and qbmax were the same person

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:53 am #594012

TheFinalPotato wrote:
Flatulent wrote:
Qbmax32 wrote:NOT LIKE THIS
you can still survive qbmax. I have come up with a strategy for you. You must invent time travel and send bill gates back in time to create urine -> “drinkable” “water” processing machine. That way in the present time you will have access to it.

Why does it exist IRL alreay you may ask? Because retroactively you have already succeeded. Fool-proof plan right here.
Does this mean qbmax is canonically stuck in a loop of pee drinking?

Yes.

cacogen wrote:For a long time I thought qbopper and qbmax were the same person

They are.

BONERMASTER · Post by **BONERMASTER** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:00 am #594015

Could it be possible, that this is not shezza's friend making an account pretending to be him, but actually, shezza making an account at a friend pretending to be him?

Would this mean, that shezza is behind this afterall, and that qbmax must drink his own pee?

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:14 am #594016

BONERMASTER wrote:Could it be possible, that this is not shezza's friend making an account pretending to be him, but actually, shezza making an account at a friend pretending to be him?

Would this mean, that shezza is behind this afterall, and that qbmax must drink his own pee?

Could it be possible that the owner of that account is a descendant of the time-transported Bill Gates and qbmax is making himself drink piss by trying to avoid it?

Polish_User · Post by **Polish_User** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:28 pm #594069

Nalzul wrote:
The Respected Man wrote:My take is that they should stay banned anyway because felinid main
based

Based.

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:40 pm #594071

iamgoofball wrote:

also, lol @ denying it because I said executie == shezza when the literal ban reason is that it's a shezza alt, i'll have the admin complaint drafted soon

you better post a complaint or else ill give you another swirlie

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:48 pm

I think qbmax should change his discord name to qpeemax

Post by **Cobby** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:52 pm #594073

iamgoofball wrote:

also, lol @ denying it because I said executie == shezza when the literal ban reason is that it's a shezza alt, i'll have the admin complaint drafted soon

Your info implied it was an evader, not that it was shezza so I denied it. If you want to post evidence that it’s an alt go ahead, but if you are going to claim it’s shezza then you need to post concrete evidence that proves such.

No, someone being good at genetics is not shezza-revealing.

It was me who denied your post btw I’m pro-shezza so I gotta keep the truth out.

Post by **Cobby** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:53 pm #594074

I mean it is for the purpose of qbmax having to drink their pee

pugie · Post by **pugie** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:53 pm #594075

Happy 5000+2 posts Cobby omg omg.

Post by **Cobby** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:54 pm #594076

I’m mental