is Mario a kong?

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is Mario a kong?

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #595322

donkey kong is a gorilla
diddy kong is a monkus
dixie kong is a chimpanzee
lanky kong is a orangutan

these are all simians

humans are also simian primates so would mario be a kong

he could be jumpy kong
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Post by Man_Shroom » #595323

If you consider the lore it makes sense. In Yoshi's Island DS, baby mario is shown being delivered to his family by the storks and the yoshis, baby DK, baby wario, and baby peach are also being delivered to their respective families. Could wario be the missing link between the more traditional kong families and this separate, more evolved, more intelligent kong family known as "jumpy kong?" Could princess peach therefore, be an even more advanced, more evolved form of the Kong genetic line, perhaps a so-called "peachy kong?"
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Post by terranaut » #595328

his name is not mario kong so no
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Post by terrygeorgestation » #595354

i dont like this question so im not gonna answer
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #595359

This assumes that the only prerequisite to being a Kong is being a simian, while the actual prerequisites aren't fully understood. As you said, they're of different species, meaning it's not likely that they're directly blood related. I propose then that the Kong family is more likely a local chapter to their island, with the group being composed of individuals that just happen to have been raised together in close proximity. This is further evidenced by the island they live on being called Donkey Kong Island, with sources describing it as "the Kongs birthplace, home of Donkey Kong and the rest of the Kong Family[1]."

[1] - https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Donkey_Kong_Island
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #595379

what about manky kongs from dkc and the guerillas from super mario rpg
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Post by ThanatosRa » #595491

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:what about manky kongs from dkc and the guerillas from super mario rpg
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #610701

Ook ook
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Post by nianjiilical » #610706

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:what about manky kongs from dkc and the guerillas from super mario rpg
frauds and wannabes
the instruction manual refers to manky kongs as "kong reject oraguntangs"

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Post by Farquaar » #610707

I always thought that kong was donkey's last name
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Post by ThanatosRa » #610829

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