A circumstantial peanut

[Imaginos]

Link: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28976

A mountain of evidence showing that he's malicious, yet denies due to how "circumstantial" it is.

peanut theme

[AIIA]

I don't understand virology stuff can someone explain it?

[Mothblocks]

you put random stuff in a bottle and it kills people and then you do nothing for an hour and a half

[AIIA]

you put random stuff in a bottle and it kills people and then you do nothing for an hour and a half

I don't understand?

[Imaginos]

you put random stuff in a bottle and it kills people and then you do nothing for an hour and a half

Mobile gacha games except you either make obnoxious super disease that makes spacemen go horizontal, or powergaming super disease that make spacemen go vertical

[Mothblocks]

you put random stuff in a bottle and it kills people and then you do nothing for an hour and a half

I don't understand?

neither do the viro players

[Misdoubtful]

Didn't we remove virology like 20 years ago

[Mothblocks]

you put random stuff in a bottle and it kills people and then you do nothing for an hour and a half

Mobile gacha games except you either make obnoxious super disease that makes spacemen go horizontal, or powergaming super disease that make spacemen go vertical

u can do deadly viro in 6 minutes (or healing one, if youre not an antag in which case you will kill yourself later) if youre good with your hands and you'll be able to shit out a shit ton of unique awful diseases. thats worse to cure than one meticulously crafted bad one, and saves you a lot of time, which you can use to do absolutely nothing

[AIIA]

you put random stuff in a bottle and it kills people and then you do nothing for an hour and a half

I don't understand?

neither do the viro players

But I'm a Scientist.

[Sylphet]

You should punish him, and not me.

This is so great that I'm coming back from the dead to post about it - Damn, something something anime betrayals. This clown is shooting their friend's 30 minute old disposable ckey to save their own ckey. Smart enough to set up plausibly deniable situations through metacomms and attach all of the blame to a friend's ckey, but too dumb to evade correctly. But hey, the third fourth fifth time will be the charm, hm ?

[chesse20]

How is this a ronald reagan virus

[Jonathan Gupta]

imagine not doing a 30-second virus.

[Mothblocks]

you put random stuff in a bottle and it kills people and then you do nothing for an hour and a half

I don't understand?

neither do the viro players

But I'm a Scientist.

i know you are but what am i

[Mothblocks]

also

Besides, doctors can already open virology so its not like I was enabling him to spread anymore than he already had access to.

no, they cannot. not even on skeleton crew wtf apparently they can but it never works for me in a real game

[Qustinnus]

You should punish him, and not me.

This is so great that I'm coming back from the dead to post about it - Damn, something something anime betrayals. This clown is shooting their friend's 30 minute old disposable ckey to save their own ckey. Smart enough to set up plausibly deniable situations through metacomms and attach all of the blame to a friend's ckey, but too dumb to evade correctly. But hey, the third fourth fifth time will be the charm, hm ?

i always thought you were just pretending to be this dumb but clearly thats not the case.

[Malkraz]

lol

[Rohen_Tahir]

How is this a ronald reagan virus

It's a ronald reagan virus.

[Omega_DarkPotato]

I don't understand virology stuff can someone explain it?

step 1: Spawn in as viro
step 2: Either get antagonist or you do not get antagonist
step 3: equip medical belt, load up with 5 beakers, one dropper set to 1u, and one copy of the common cold made by getting a blood sample of the rhinovirus in your fridge
step 4: if you are antagonist, skip to step 12
step 5: copy the healing virus design of your choice that you've already made on https://virology-app.web.app/
step 6: do not forget to neuter annoying symptoms
step 7: do not forget to not ever use healing coma I will find you and kill you for bringing shame to the virologist name
step 8: distribute via transmissive vector (touch/airborne) or via pill form (do not use sneezing/coughing as a transmission vector for any virus, beneficial or otherwise)
step 9: wait for miners to get uranium
step 10: wait for miners to get uranium
step 11: wait for miners to get uranium
step 12: go back to virology cave, come up with stealth 2 deathvirus that spreads well (I like contact-based spreading) or high-speed low-drag "don't care about stealth" airborne deathvirus
step 13: create deathvirus, give it to your monkeys, tell AI to lock down (permanently) your monkey cage. If you are antag, give it to the monkey in the grey suit outside
step 14: hide the sole sample of your deathvirus in your microwave
step 15: suicide, become a borg, or act as a regular MD for the rest of the shift.


optional step 16: cure all 8 of the non-advanced viruses (these co-exist with other non-advanced viruses and so kill very easily) spawned by an admin because he wanted to check if you're a robust virologist or a chimp in a virologist coat


Virology is fun guys I swear I enjoy looking at spreadsheets this is why viro is my most-played job

[Jonathan Gupta]

I don't understand virology stuff can someone explain it?

step 1: Spawn in as viro
step 2: Either get antagonist or you do not get antagonist
step 3: if you are antagonist, skip to step 12
step 4: equip medical belt, load up with 5 beakers, one dropper set to 1u, and one copy of the common cold made by getting a blood sample of the rhinovirus in your fridge
step 5: copy the healing virus design of your choice that you've already made on https://virology-app.web.app/
step 6: do not forget to neuter annoying symptoms
step 7: do not forget to not ever use healing coma I will find you and kill you for bringing shame to the virologist name
step 8: distribute via transmissive vector (touch/airborne) or via pill form (do not use sneezing/coughing as a transmission vector for any virus, beneficial or otherwise)
step 9: wait for miners to get uranium
step 10: wait for miners to get uranium
step 11: wait for miners to get uranium
step 12: go back to virology cave, come up with stealth 2 deathvirus that spreads well (I like contact-based spreading) or high-speed low-drag "don't care about stealth" airborne deathvirus
step 13: create deathvirus, give it to your monkeys, tell AI to lock down (permanently) your monkey cage. If you are antag, give it to the monkey in the grey suit outside
step 14: hide the sole sample of your deathvirus in your microwave
step 15: suicide, become a borg, or act as a regular MD for the rest of the shift.


optional step 16: cure all 8 of the non-advanced viruses (these co-exist with other non-advanced viruses and so kill very easily) spawned by an admin because he wanted to check if you're a robust virologist or a chimp in a virologist coat


Virology is fun guys I swear I enjoy looking at spreadsheets this is why viro is my most-played job

here, easier viro

get viro
be antag or don't be antag
get a virus
add virus food, put it back in, add virus food
do it in 30 seconds
30 second virus.
because you used virus food its a annoying ass virus that is top kek but remember. It's a 30 second virus.

[Jonathan Gupta]

"Released an incredibly annoying virus, as a non-antagonist simply because they wanted to get a virus out within 30 seconds. That's not an acceptable reason in the slightest..."

[capn_monkeypaw]

Dude's a serial ban evader. I can link him to a dozen other accounts and I'm not even looking very hard.

[Jonathan Gupta]

Dude's a serial ban evader. I can link him to a dozen other accounts and I'm not even looking very hard.

Imagine ban evading and not just taking a ban.

[pugie]

how2viro

step 1. high stealth confusion virus
step 2. it's so cancer it's worse than a deathvirus as by the time people have it they can't get a cure out cause they can't move anywhere that isn't in their 3x3 upon symptom onset.

[Jonathan Gupta]

how2viro

step 1. high stealth confusion virus
step 2. it's so cancer it's worse than a deathvirus as by the time people have it they can't get a cure out cause they can't move anywhere that isn't in their 3x3 upon symptom onset.

sec can't chase you while you run. Seems based.

[Sylphet]

You should punish him, and not me.

This is so great that I'm coming back from the dead to post about it - Damn, something something anime betrayals. This clown is shooting their friend's 30 minute old disposable ckey to save their own ckey. Smart enough to set up plausibly deniable situations through metacomms and attach all of the blame to a friend's ckey, but too dumb to evade correctly. But hey, the third fourth fifth time will be the charm, hm ?

i always thought you were just pretending to be this dumb but clearly thats not the case.

You can't fake this amount of stupid.

[BONERMASTER]

I don't think you want to risk banning an innocent player.

also

serial ban evader

great quotes KEEP IT UP!

[cacogen]

I don't understand virology stuff can someone explain it?

step 1: Spawn in as viro
step 2: Either get antagonist or you do not get antagonist
step 3: equip medical belt, load up with 5 beakers, one dropper set to 1u, and one copy of the common cold made by getting a blood sample of the rhinovirus in your fridge
step 4: if you are antagonist, skip to step 12
step 5: copy the healing virus design of your choice that you've already made on https://virology-app.web.app/
step 6: do not forget to neuter annoying symptoms
step 7: do not forget to not ever use healing coma I will find you and kill you for bringing shame to the virologist name
step 8: distribute via transmissive vector (touch/airborne) or via pill form (do not use sneezing/coughing as a transmission vector for any virus, beneficial or otherwise)
step 9: wait for miners to get uranium
step 10: wait for miners to get uranium
step 11: wait for miners to get uranium
step 12: go back to virology cave, come up with stealth 2 deathvirus that spreads well (I like contact-based spreading) or high-speed low-drag "don't care about stealth" airborne deathvirus
step 13: create deathvirus, give it to your monkeys, tell AI to lock down (permanently) your monkey cage. If you are antag, give it to the monkey in the grey suit outside
step 14: hide the sole sample of your deathvirus in your microwave
step 15: suicide, become a borg, or act as a regular MD for the rest of the shift.


optional step 16: cure all 8 of the non-advanced viruses (these co-exist with other non-advanced viruses and so kill very easily) spawned by an admin because he wanted to check if you're a robust virologist or a chimp in a virologist coat


Virology is fun guys I swear I enjoy looking at spreadsheets this is why viro is my most-played job

this is why i never want to learn anything new in this game because there's already a well-honed metastrategy that i will never get to see until somebody who knows it gets bored of it and decides to reveal it hoping things will change. why put in the effort to rediscover something other people already know simply by being let in on the secret? random variables are key to replayability and rewarding skill vs. rote repetition and rewarding knowledge of metastrategies

[Mothblocks]

i knew it and found it myself.... ?

[Jonathan Gupta]

this is why I never want to learn anything new in this game because there's already a well-honed metastrategy that I will never get to see until somebody who knows it gets bored of it and decides to reveal it hoping things will change. why put in the effort to rediscover something other people already know simply by being let in on the secret? random variables are key to replayability and rewarding skill vs. rote repetition and rewarding knowledge of metastrategies

cacogen, this shit is pretty open, Look at the fucking wiki.

[Farquaar]

this is why i never want to learn anything new in this game because there's already a well-honed metastrategy that i will never get to see until somebody who knows it gets bored of it and decides to reveal it hoping things will change. why put in the effort to rediscover something other people already know simply by being let in on the secret? random variables are key to replayability and rewarding skill vs. rote repetition and rewarding knowledge of metastrategies

Figuring it out is usually the fun part. Particularly with well documented features like virology. I managed to kill a few hours designing viruses in an excel spreadsheet. Strong viruses, chemical deathmixes, and cytology recipes usually just come down to basic math.

Speaking of cytology, I recently added full numerical documentation of that feature to the wiki. Go ahead and grow an army of abominations.

[cacogen]

oh ok well i was wrong then turns out it's just laziness and wanting to be spoonfed

[Jonathan Gupta]

oh ok well i was wrong then turns out it's just laziness and wanting to be spoonfed

baby cacogen doesn't look at the wiki.

[oranges]

A lot of the easy ban evasion techniques don't work in newer byond versions, because the people behind teh tooling went off to do other things.

[cacogen]

oh ok well i was wrong then turns out it's just laziness and wanting to be spoonfed

baby cacogen doesn't look at the wiki.

Yeah I need that daytrader's second monitor so I don't have to stop playing the game to play the game

[Farquaar]

oh ok well i was wrong then turns out it's just laziness and wanting to be spoonfed

baby cacogen doesn't look at the wiki.

Yeah I need that daytrader's second monitor so I don't have to stop playing the game to play the game

Wiki information is available in-game through books for a reason. You're supposed to read the wiki to learn the game.

[Armhulen]

oh ok well i was wrong then turns out it's just laziness and wanting to be spoonfed

baby cacogen doesn't look at the wiki.

Yeah I need that daytrader's second monitor so I don't have to stop playing the game to play the game

Wiki information is available in-game through books for a reason. You're supposed to read the wiki to learn the game.

...Though it shouldn't be.

[Tlaltecuhtli]

A lot of the easy ban evasion techniques don't work in newer byond versions, because the people behind teh tooling went off to do other things.

haha mcdoanld wifi works

[Jonathan Gupta]

oh ok well i was wrong then turns out it's just laziness and wanting to be spoonfed

baby cacogen doesn't look at the wiki.

Yeah I need that daytrader's second monitor so I don't have to stop playing the game to play the game

That's why I(SIGMA MALE) INVEST IN THE ONLY CURRENT CURRENCY! SIGMA MALE COIN!!!!

[oranges]

A lot of the easy ban evasion techniques don't work in newer byond versions, because the people behind teh tooling went off to do other things.

haha mcdoanld wifi works

people who ban evade are too awkward to go to a mcdonalds

[Jonathan Gupta]

A lot of the easy ban evasion techniques don't work in newer byond versions, because the people behind teh tooling went off to do other things.

haha mcdoanld wifi works

people who ban evade are too awkward to go to a mcdonalds

all of us who play ss13 stay inside, all of us are too awkward.

[Rohen_Tahir]

Probably him.

[Armhulen]

Probably him.

but can you afford to take that risk of banning an innocent player?

[Mothblocks]

as a head admin i'm unbanning everyone just in case they wer einnocent

[cacogen]

trying to picture tlal at mcdonalds with his happy meal ban evading on terry