/tg/Station 13

The two Mario Brothers, plumbers by trade, arm themselves with mallets instead of a pipe wrench...

Most confusing...

how are you gonna fit the pipes together
they're giant as fuck so you cant just squeeze thme together

Mario is a carpenter

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They do a lot of construction work on the side... maybe contractor is a better word for their job?

RaveRadbury wrote:[youtube]apNirbevklE[/youtube]
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They do a lot of construction work on the side... maybe contractor is a better word for their job?

Well, you see, Mario is an engineer. That means he solves problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how is he going to stop some mean mother Hubbard goomba from tearing him a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a jump, and if that don't work... Use more jump.

Rohen_Tahir wrote:

RaveRadbury wrote:[youtube]apNirbevklE[/youtube]
[youtube]-7F-7MtkHD0[/youtube]
They do a lot of construction work on the side... maybe contractor is a better word for their job?

Well, you see, Mario is an engineer. That means he solves problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how is going to stop some mean mother Hubbard goomba from tearing him a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a jump, and if that doesn't work... Use more jump.

Mario wears insulated gloves confirmed.