/tg/Station 13

drop some redpills g, I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah.

The government is preparing.

I'm glad gupta stopped signing his posts

Malkraz wrote:I'm glad gupta stopped signing his posts

I realized that people don't like me writing in letter formats, sorry if it was cringe I just have a habit of doing it in letter format.

I get psychological damage every time I read one of Gupta's posts.

no its because it was already the bee's shtick

Agux909 wrote:I get psychological damage every time I read one of Gupta's posts.

you see my inner psyche in each of my posts I'll demonstrate a conversation I had with myself recently "ROCK ON!!!!! Loserx9 *laugh uncontroably* LOSEEEEEEEER *do a rock sign* *do 20 pushups* TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!! *Invisible remote turns it up* *Chuckle till you go to sleep*" and I'm not happy either when I laugh this all happens within 5 seconds by the way 10 seconds for the pushups.

Rohen_Tahir wrote:

he did it he actually did It redpill of the year.

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Agux909 wrote:I get psychological damage every time I read one of Gupta's posts.

you see my inner psyche in each of my posts I'll demonstrate a conversation I had with myself recently "ROCK ON!!!!! Loserx9 *laugh uncontroably* LOSEEEEEEEER *do a rock sign* *do 20 pushups* TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!! *Invisible remote turns it up* *Chuckle till you go to sleep*" and I'm not happy either when I laugh this all happens within 5 seconds by the way 10 seconds for the pushups.

Agux909 wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Agux909 wrote:I get psychological damage every time I read one of Gupta's posts.

you see my inner psyche in each of my posts I'll demonstrate a conversation I had with myself recently "ROCK ON!!!!! Loserx9 *laugh uncontroably* LOSEEEEEEEER *do a rock sign* *do 20 pushups* TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!! *Invisible remote turns it up* *Chuckle till you go to sleep*" and I'm not happy either when I laugh this all happens within 5 seconds by the way 10 seconds for the pushups.

I'm probably bipolar and have multiple personalities the way I talk to myself man I'm a lunatic.

this thread has been an eye-opener please tell me things that you do or don't like about me I find it cool and neat.

very hardcore redpill: breaking the bartenders glasses doesn't make you cool or neat they not only cost money to buy but they're in very limited quantity stop breaking my fucking drink glasses please

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:very hardcore redpill: breaking the bartender's glasses doesn't make you cool or neat they not only cost money to buy but they're in very limited quantity stop breaking my fucking drink glasses please

I'm a bartender and cook main yet I still break glasses(Because I keep a box full of glasses)

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:very hardcore redpill: breaking the bartenders glasses doesn't make you cool or neat they not only cost money to buy but they're in very limited quantity stop breaking my fucking drink glasses please

>not mass-printing them at a lathe

Farquaar wrote:

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:very hardcore redpill: breaking the bartenders glasses doesn't make you cool or neat they not only cost money to buy but they're in very limited quantity stop breaking my fucking drink glasses please

>not mass-printing them at a lathe

this guy gets it.

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Farquaar wrote:

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:very hardcore redpill: breaking the bartenders glasses doesn't make you cool or neat they not only cost money to buy but they're in very limited quantity stop breaking my fucking drink glasses please

>not mass-printing them at a lathe

this guy gets it.

You're still a dick for breaking my glasses though, and I will shoot you for it

Farquaar wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Farquaar wrote:

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:very hardcore redpill: breaking the bartenders glasses doesn't make you cool or neat they not only cost money to buy but they're in very limited quantity stop breaking my fucking drink glasses please

>not mass-printing them at a lathe

this guy gets it.

You're still a dick for breaking my glasses though, and I will shoot you for it

ill pay you 70 holochip as compensation?

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Farquaar wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Farquaar wrote:

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:very hardcore redpill: breaking the bartenders glasses doesn't make you cool or neat they not only cost money to buy but they're in very limited quantity stop breaking my fucking drink glasses please

>not mass-printing them at a lathe

this guy gets it.

You're still a dick for breaking my glasses though, and I will shoot you for it

ill pay you 70 holochip as compensation?

I'd accept that

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Agux909 wrote:I get psychological damage every time I read one of Gupta's posts.

you see my inner psyche in each of my posts I'll demonstrate a conversation I had with myself recently "ROCK ON!!!!! Loserx9 *laugh uncontroably* LOSEEEEEEEER *do a rock sign* *do 20 pushups* TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!! *Invisible remote turns it up* *Chuckle till you go to sleep*" and I'm not happy either when I laugh this all happens within 5 seconds by the way 10 seconds for the pushups.

this sounds like hell
for me, it's wondering why mark wahlberg is able to get away with what he's done

cacogen wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Agux909 wrote:I get psychological damage every time I read one of Gupta's posts.

you see my inner psyche in each of my posts I'll demonstrate a conversation I had with myself recently "ROCK ON!!!!! Loserx9 *laugh uncontrollably* LOSEEEEEEEER *do a rock sign* *do 20 pushups* TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!! *Invisible remote turns it up* *Chuckle till you go to sleep*" and I'm not happy either when I laugh this all happens within 5 seconds by the way 10 seconds for the pushups.

this sounds like hell
for me, it's wondering why Mark Wahlberg is able to get away with what he's done

my god... I keep fucking talking to myself in my head I'm going insane slowly I'll give you another conversation "heyx5 what? Arent I talking to myself? Yes, I am" *laugh *cry do some crunches think about my psyche be constantly tired have dark circles around your eyes so bad it looks like makeup, *sigh "well what am I eating" look in the fridge "its protein shake and a fucking note saying loser what the fuck am I doing" along with some other things.

you can dip ciggies into chems for example I love putting my ciggies into a black powder and welding fuel mix, Very good for the lungs.

ai mains are inferior to borg mains

ss13 is a videogame

Everyday I consider the merits of pouring corn syrup into my computer and flushing my phone down the toilet.

Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

That's not a real redpill is I guess it's just an opinion.

Okay okay okay, not enough of you accept that sometimes you just die. You lose. You're round is over. It happens. When the round is over just accept that it's over after some round end OOC baby rage and get excited with me to jump into the next one.

Quadruple posting is not a quirky trait. Big redpill that personality traits shouldn't need you to explain them to people. Also you're not introverted you're just an asshole.

Okay maybe saying "you're not introverted you're just an asshole" is too far. Either way go outside you sweaty butts and enjoy this beautiful summer.

Domitius wrote:Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

how about swapping for morph or abductor..?

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

how about swapping for morph or abductor..?

Roundstart long abductor will always be a hard no from me at least. If you're willing to wait 15 minutes and not do anything antagonistic/not die/spend any tc I'll give you the trade usually. Same thing for sentient disease/blob/xeno(Though I may say 25 minutes if the crew is low).

I will sometimes deny them flatout if the round just wouldn't handle it for whatever reason or I'm being a lazy butt.

Morph is a little more innocent but I'll do a swap ten minutes in or if you do a fun enough pray.

CAN MORE OF YOU AHELP FOR COOL ANTAG IDEAS OR CUSTOM ITEMS. MOST THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

Domitius wrote:Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

hard cringe

I get nothing but tator every time. Getting something different almost always requires TC swap.

redpill 2: ss13 is not a videogame

Domitius wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

how about swapping for morph or abductor..?

Roundstart long abductor will always be a hard no from me at least. If you're willing to wait 15 minutes and not do anything antagonistic/not die/spend any tc I'll give you the trade usually. Same thing for sentient disease/blob/xeno(Though I may say 25 minutes if the crew is low).

I will sometimes deny them flatout if the round just wouldn't handle it for whatever reason or I'm being a lazy butt.

Morph is a little more innocent but I'll do a swap ten minutes in or if you do a fun enough pray.

CAN MORE OF YOU AHELP FOR COOL ANTAG IDEAS OR CUSTOM ITEMS. MOST THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

I try to swap for cool antag ideas on bee but its restricting...

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

how about swapping for morph or abductor..?

Roundstart long abductor will always be a hard no from me at least. If you're willing to wait 15 minutes and not do anything antagonistic/not die/spend any tc I'll give you the trade usually. Same thing for sentient disease/blob/xeno(Though I may say 25 minutes if the crew is low).

I will sometimes deny them flatout if the round just wouldn't handle it for whatever reason or I'm being a lazy butt.

Morph is a little more innocent but I'll do a swap ten minutes in or if you do a fun enough pray.

CAN MORE OF YOU AHELP FOR COOL ANTAG IDEAS OR CUSTOM ITEMS. MOST THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

I try to swap for cool antag ideas on bee but its restricting...

Hive bees. A bunch of bees but connected to you like slimepeople link to other bodies. 500 BEES THE HIVE IS ETERNAL.

Domitius wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

how about swapping for morph or abductor..?

Roundstart long abductor will always be a hard no from me at least. If you're willing to wait 15 minutes and not do anything antagonistic/not die/spend any tc I'll give you the trade usually. Same thing for sentient disease/blob/xeno(Though I may say 25 minutes if the crew is low).

I will sometimes deny them flatout if the round just wouldn't handle it for whatever reason or I'm being a lazy butt.

Morph is a little more innocent but I'll do a swap ten minutes in or if you do a fun enough pray.

CAN MORE OF YOU AHELP FOR COOL ANTAG IDEAS OR CUSTOM ITEMS. MOST THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

I try to swap for cool antag ideas on bee but it's restricting...

Hive bees. A bunch of bees but connected to you like slimepeople link to other bodies. 500 BEES THE HIVE IS ETERNAL.

no, I meant bee station here is one of my ideas, imposter can see through all the vents and teleport to them(would require you to be able to teleport to vents(could be abused with an rpd)) and the other one was a drug dealer and the objective would be to seal 10 deals(like devil but instead of contracts its a Non-disclosure agreement)

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

Domitius wrote:Also my actual redpill: Ahelping for an antag swap gives me flashes of anger. If you don't want to play as a specific antag don't enable it so you can ahelp for something else.

how about swapping for morph or abductor..?

Roundstart long abductor will always be a hard no from me at least. If you're willing to wait 15 minutes and not do anything antagonistic/not die/spend any tc I'll give you the trade usually. Same thing for sentient disease/blob/xeno(Though I may say 25 minutes if the crew is low).

I will sometimes deny them flatout if the round just wouldn't handle it for whatever reason or I'm being a lazy butt.

Morph is a little more innocent but I'll do a swap ten minutes in or if you do a fun enough pray.

CAN MORE OF YOU AHELP FOR COOL ANTAG IDEAS OR CUSTOM ITEMS. MOST THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

I try to swap for cool antag ideas on bee but it's restricting...

Hive bees. A bunch of bees but connected to you like slimepeople link to other bodies. 500 BEES THE HIVE IS ETERNAL.

no, I meant bee station here is one of my ideas, imposter can see through all the vents and teleport to them(would require you to be able to teleport to vents(could be abused with an rpd)) and the other one was a drug dealer and the objective would be to seal 10 deals(like devil but instead of contracts its a Non-disclosure agreement)

Both of those sound doable. For the first one possibly switch it up for just unrestricted vent crawling though just so it can be setup in a snap. I'm unsure what would give you "Teleportation" to each one to be honest.

Dealing antags are honestly one of my favourite and I'll always be down for something like that or similar. I've experimented with a wish fish but everyone always just asks for a pulse rifle(Which to be fair, I understand).

the game doesn't change you do

bullying non-humans

Vents and scrubbers are on the ceiling, not on the floor.

The ceiling is very low and spacemen are four feet tall

Agux909 wrote:Vents and scrubbers are on the ceiling, not on the floor.

vents? sure. scrubbers? why?
how the fuck are you going to reliably scrub an atmosphere if you're dealing with heavier-than-air gasses if your scrubbers are on the ceilings?

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:

Agux909 wrote:Vents and scrubbers are on the ceiling, not on the floor.

vents? sure. scrubbers? why?
how the fuck are you going to reliably scrub an atmosphere if you're dealing with heavier-than-air gasses if your scrubbers are on the ceilings?

You don't

hes got me there

tiding ain't tiding unless they catch you on recording.

being crazy = funny, Trust me I know from experience.

a clown is either 1 the most robust fuck ever or two unfunny and a newb

when this ban was placed I was new, shows how unrobust yog is.

also, I didn't know what the fuck was going on, I had the foreign language trait.

If you need a mech you pluck it from the trees

sec is meant to PROTECT you from dangerous murderers so you can have whatever autism you're doing this particular shift so BE NICE TO US. NO ONE LIKES SEC and WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO!! If you do something nice for sec WE WILL REMEMBER FOREVER because NO ONE DOES NICE THINGS FOR SEC.
sure we may annoy you when we interrupt your little "walking-through-the-halls-with-a-stunprod," but remember we're doing DOZENS of these and some of them just might prevent you from bein killed silently in maints by a makarov