The br*tish war crimes of the modern era

[Autismal]

I would like to formally request a multiple server wide condemnation against the cursed isles known as the UK for their multiple war crimes.
The following list is just a few examples of the horrible global scale terrorism that is brought to us by these cursed people daily
Calling color colour
Calling armor armour
Calling potato chips crisps
The royal family and that insufferable ginger who leeches off america and canada now
The age old eternal seethe they have against the french and the results becoming the term chips instead of french fries
Driving on the wrong side of the road
Having their drivers side of the car on the wrong side of the car
Poor dental hygiene
Being insufferability vegan
These are simply a few of the many terrible and frankly unforgiveable war crimes these cursed people have brought to our world. What I show you now though is by far the worst of them all, Know that a cow died for the creation of these things and I formally request a public apology from every br*tish member of the community on behalf of every cow that has died in the creation of these things. Be warned this video is not for the faint of heart.
Apologize to the cow.

[Rohen_Tahir]

Hello am 48 year man from Sussex. I stab my grandma to death for tea ant whiskey today, am drunk in the rain and eating oily bread with sawdust paste. I hope this message finds you well.

[Autismal]

Hello am 48 year man from Sussex. I stab my grandma to death for tea ant whiskey today, am drunk in the rain and eating oily bread with sawdust paste. I hope this message finds you well.

At least It wasn't a bike wheel. Terrible way to die those are.

[Rohen_Tahir]

I forget... buy football match ticket

[WineAllWine]

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The age old eternal seethe they have against the french and the results becoming the term chips instead of french fries
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This is one of the best things that britain has gifted the world, The scale of potato chip.

At on end, the thick cut wedges. Basically a third of a jacket potato.
Next, wedges, a fairly broad category from the above to maybe a cm thick cut chip. Wedges must have skin on, and must not be a prism (they must have at least one rounded edge)
Chips - these are between french fries and wedges.
Fries - French or otherwise mean the same thing, thin potato columns
Shoelace / skinny fries - fries of less than a cm length.

Seperate: sweet potato fries, If these are offered they will be more exoesive, and only offered at the wedge level.


British people have the luxury of choosing from normally, at least 2 of these at a pub.

[Autismal]

Please address the chart for the correct terms of french fries b*ngs

[Gigapuddi420]

this is more a list of our curses then our crimes. The true British crime is going around to other countries trying to escape Britain and bringing our curse with us.

luv me meat pies
luv me chips
luv me warm beer
hate foreigners (not racist I just dun like em)
simple as.

[Fishimun]

I forget... buy football match ticket

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME GOALS!!

[Domitius]

It's the centre of all evil.

[Jonathan Gupta]

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=29061

[Jonathan Gupta]

Imagine not being irish.