Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

[XivilaiAnaxes]

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29549

I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.

LOL

[Fishimun]

a Lawyer promoting promiscuity? for shame..

[Rohen_Tahir]

Rule 8 exists because being exposed to this kind of sexually suggestive behaviour makes some people very uncomfortable,

Banning admin lying in appeals

[BONERMASTER]

They may have a degree in Law, but they're about to make a masters in imprisonment.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[Gigapuddi420]

lol

[Vekter]

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29549

I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.

LOL

Genuinely the funniest goddamn thing I have read all year

[Screemonster]

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29549

I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.

LOL

Genuinely the funniest goddamn thing I have read all year

as soon as I saw that fucking post I came straight here to see if there was a peanut because fucking lmao

holy fucking shit equating being ejected from a videogame server for inappropriate behaviour to capital fucking punishment?

SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S

[BONERMASTER]

holy fucking shit equating being ejected from a videogame server for inappropriate behaviour to capital fucking punishment

If somebody uninvolved with the game would have read your screeching and crying when a clown was punished for murdering a security officer, they just might believe that.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[XivilaiAnaxes]

Honestly I see WHY the guy made that message a PM - thing is if you know it's too cringe to be in public maybe don't PM it to someone you are actively arguing against.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Thunder misspelled rule as "rune" no wonder this guy finds the ban so esoteric

[Screemonster]

holy fucking shit equating being ejected from a videogame server for inappropriate behaviour to capital fucking punishment

If somebody uninvolved with the game would have read your screeching and crying when a clown was punished for murdering a security officer, they just might believe that.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

lmao die mad about it

[sinfulbliss]

I GOT BANNED FROM TG I'M DEAD NOW.

Curious to know what things his honkbot said, the severity of the ban probably hinges on that. Like was it just a bot shouting "FUCK ME?" or was it a legitimately creepy ERP bot.

[cacogen]

I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.

If this guy is a lawyer then that gives me hope

[Not-Dorsidarf]

I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.

If this guy is a lawyer then that gives me hope

only if he's prosecution

[Rohen_Tahir]

This is funny but sharing embarassing DMs without the other party's consent is kinda like bad ok

[Farquaar]

Based on what he wrote, I highly, highly doubt the man has a law degree. Unless it’s a correspondence JD from the University of American Samoa or something.

[BONERMASTER]

Based on what he wrote, I highly, highly doubt the man has a law degree. Unless it’s a correspondence JD from the University of American Samoa or something.

Objection to form, speculation, move to strike and moving for sanctions for harrassment under FRCP 30(d)


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[cacogen]

I watched that video

[BONERMASTER]

I watched that video

Objection to form, hinting at video without disclosing link.

However, do not worry, I will provide the link (plus a bill charging you for this service in 2-3 business days). This video could be very interesting for all those that are interested in becoming unblemished ace attorneys within 20 minutes:

[youtube]G-6eynsaZ0U[/youtube]


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[sinfulbliss]

Wow that lawyer was being so sneaky with his questions I totally see why the guy objected to form every time.
"Have you ever had eggs for breakfast?"
"I think maybe I had eggs for breakfast 3 days ago."
"So the only time you had eggs was 3 days ago?"
Object to form.

[ThanatosRa]

Funniest shit in Awhile.