/tg/Station 13

I go on holiday for a week and you guys fucked everything up? Is MSO quitting? Are we at war? Jesus Christ, people.

this thread is like that gif of the black guy coming in with a stack of pizzas and the room is on fire

We were about to destroy the entire server over a bee emoji. But don't worry, everyone calmed down and nothing terrible happened.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

Screemonster wrote:this thread is like that gif of the black guy coming in with a stack of pizzas and the room is on fire

I wanted to post that in #admin-auditorium but I'm a boomer and I don't know how to use gifs on discord

Tldr: Orange had some problem with carp in a tunnel so he took a break. 12 minutes after he shut down his PC, a PR with a bee emoji in the title was posted. Due to some rendering bullshit emojis don't work, so the coders closed the PR rather than updating the title.

That turned MSO into the big angry moth man, adding a new rule to the headcoders to not close PR's but to edit them. Interestingly this also caused a temporal anomaly sending us all the way back to 1984. We are currently settling our differences in a tournament of WWE for the fate of the codebase.

Tldr: Oranges takes a break and everything goes bad comically fast.

EuSouAFazenda wrote:Tldr: Orange had some problem with carp in a tunnel so he took a break. 12 minutes after he shut down his PC, a PR with a bee emoji in the title was posted. Due to some rendering bullshit emojis don't work, so the coders closed the PR rather than updating the title.

That turned MSO into the big angry moth man, adding a new rule to the headcoders to not close PR's but to edit them. Interestingly this also caused a temporal anomaly sending us all the way back to 1984. We are currently settling our differences in a tournament of WWE for the fate of the codebase.

Tldr: Oranges takes a break and everything goes bad comically fast.

I thought orange man was bad?

WineAllWine wrote:I thought orange man was bad?

That's what everyone says, but the literal second he steps away we are back in 1984, Nanites were removed and we now got IC chatbots to spam general radio. It is actually comical how quickly everyone started fighting the SECOND he left, it's amazing.

I have no idea if he prevents this kind of stuff from happening, if he has a magical aura that keeps us peaceful or if it is fate pulling a REALLY funny joke or what, but I swear shit started going wack the second he left.

You vastly underestimate Oranges' power

Everything welcome to the afterparty

all this over spicy wrists. Orange man all is forgiven.

False flag - orange hitler planned this entire event to make himself look vital to server integrity

XivilaiAnaxes wrote:False flag - orange hitler planned this entire event to make himself look vital to server integrity

it's not the first time this has happened

living rent free in your heads, which would be nice considering I can't work properly

oranges wrote:living rent free in your heads, which would be nice considering I can't work properly

Get well soon

Yeah I was a little confused but it looks like everyone ate their snickers so its ok

That turned MSO into the big angry moth man

what'd i do

oranges wrote:living rent free in your heads, which would be nice considering I can't work properly

you’re lucky biden froze rent payments or i’d be forced to charge you 1.5k€/m

I don't know you.

I could ask you the same thing.