Timber is unnerving me with the robotic speech

[Agux909]

Someone tell them to stop.

[EOBGames]

I think Timber took enunciation lessons from Mordin Solus for this election.

[sinfulbliss]

Robotic responses efficient. Lowers response time.

Fit point in less words. Better this way. Ignore haters to code.

[Flatulent]

explaination is in the thread name
domitius limited his word count
i think its funny and puts him higher on my election list

[TheFinalPotato]

I really like timberposting. Gets the point across, and fits on my mobile phone

[Omega_DarkPotato]

The timberposting feels kinda grating

[Timberpoes]

Aaaaaa tldr condense points for me pls.

Domi holding me at gunpoint. Will pull trigger if shark brain drowned in words. Send help. Also pizza.

(It's a joke. Domi suggested I type less because he couldn't read anything I wrote last election. Decided to have some fun with it. In too deep to turn back now. Riding this sucker to the finish line.)

[Armhulen]

I kinda like it

[Not-Dorsidarf]

I found it annoying, but now that I know why i approve

[PKPenguin321]

Aaaaaa tldr condense points for me pls.

Domi holding me at gunpoint. Will pull trigger if shark brain drowned in words. Send help. Also pizza.

(It's a joke. Domi suggested I type less because he couldn't read anything I wrote last election. Decided to have some fun with it. In too deep to turn back now. Riding this sucker to the finish line.)

someone literally named "dom" is forcing you to humiliate yourself in public ?

[Timberpoes]

L-lewd.

[wesoda25]

I really like timberposting. Gets the point across, and fits on my mobile phone

Massive improvement ngl

[MortoSasye]

L-lewd.

[terranaut]

Robotic responses efficient. Lowers response time.

Fit point in less words. Better this way. Ignore haters to code.

Agreement. Time gained. More time for other pursuits.
Wider variety of tasks. More problems adressed. Perfect behavior.

[wesoda25]

Fitter, happier. More productive.

[Timberpoes]

Look back at election. Sense of pride and accomplishment. Timberposting save seconds. Seconds add up.

Take saved seconds. Remove hands from seconds. Sell second hands on ebay. Stimulate economy. Overturn global depression. Save seconds, save lives.

[Domitius]

(:

[Flatulent]

(:

if timber wins are we actually going to get sharkgirls domitius
is this real
is this actually happening
do we have a chance

[XivilaiAnaxes]

I've read it all in Mordin's voice so far

[Cobby]

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[MrStonedOne]

I have been informed that thog is sueing /tg/station and timberpoes for copyright infrigment.

[BONERMASTER]

I have been informed that thog is sueing /tg/station and timberpoes for copyright infrigment.

Object to form.



With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

[Super Aggro Crag]

why does he talk like Rorschach

[Agux909]

I've read it all in Mordin's voice so far

Now this is what I'm gonna hear in my head every time I read one of their posts, thanks a lot...

[Timberpoes]

You are welcome. Hope you have correct intonation. Accent important too. Possibly. Run more tests. Hear Terry good this time of year. Locals wordy though. Bring mech.

[cacogen]

I didn't know what Mordin was so I found out. Mass Effect was boring and poorly made and now I read it like that too