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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #614451

Memetic shitlord comes back and promises not to be bad this time
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Post by Farquaar » #614452

you forgot the link, lad
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by terranaut » #614458

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Memetic shitlord comes back and promises not to be bad this time
coulda fooled me into thinking its you
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #614460

terranaut wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Memetic shitlord comes back and promises not to be bad this time
coulda fooled me into thinking its you
i'm not memetic though im actually a vile person
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Post by terranaut » #614465

i was being generous you could've just taken it crag
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Post by Farquaar » #614468

Carg link the thread or you'll get beaned
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Post by BONERMASTER » #614471

Crag, nobody is above the law. Provide the link with the peanut, or you will be banned!


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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #614473

Farquaar wrote:Carg link the thread or you'll get beaned
i link it to farquaar cuz he has the heart of a true warrior

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ead#unread
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Anuv » #614479

He was banned seven years ago give him a chance
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by wesoda25 » #614480

He was unbanned in 2018 and then rebanned soon aftee I believe, not sure on this last part
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #614492

Anuv wrote:He was banned seven years ago give him a chance
he was unbanned in 2018 and permabanned a month later for intentionally delaminating the superb matter engine. in about 10 months time after this event there was an error with the ban database so he took the opportunity to ban evade on event halls
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Post by cacogen » #614522

There was a round on Sigyn (short-lived low rule server) in like 2012 where he murdered a cargo tech as captain because he wanted to save up points to order a collectible hat crate. He also had a reference on one of the drinks, but it got redacted for some reason, which just made the name look worse. He should be unbanned, because it would be funny and cool and he would get banned again almost immediately.
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Post by Armhulen » #614523

Anuv wrote:He was banned seven years ago give him a chance
>do anything to show you won't grief when unbanned
>message read: 2018
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by nulladept » #614525

locking threads for no good reason is cringe why does vekter keep doing that
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Post by Fishimun » #614526

he has the big dick admin powers, he has to use em
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Tlaltecuhtli » #614529

why even appeal after literally 10 years its more likely you changed house, isp, laptop so you can just connect with beardbeard2 at this point
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Post by Farquaar » #614530

nulladept wrote:locking threads for no good reason is cringe why does vekter keep doing that
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Post by Malkraz » #614534

nulladept wrote:locking threads for no good reason is cringe why does vekter keep doing that
he knows he'd never get a single vote for headmin so he's been inserting himself into as many appeals as possible and trying to take control of them
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Post by Vekter » #614535

Farquaar wrote:you forgot the link, lad
Let me save you some trouble - 2beard posted asking to come back, we said no. /thread
nulladept wrote:locking threads for no good reason is cringe why does vekter keep doing that
I locked it because 2beard appeals always bring a lot of discussion and tend to go off the rails pretty easily. Like I said, nothing good comes from that thread being unlocked. We can talk about it here just fine.
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #614546

Vekter wrote:I'm not even gonna run because I know I can't do that job worth a damn, I'm perfectly fine doing what I'm doing now.
i know you don't give a damn about my opinion but i respect your decision to not run for headmin because it's important to know your own limitations to avoid burnout
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Post by Anuv » #614560

I don't understand. He's been permabanned for a decade and he delamed the SM once, which people do all the time? And because of that he can never come back? Wack as fuck.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #614563

Anuv wrote:I don't understand. He's been permabanned for a decade and he delamed the SM once, which people do all the time? And because of that he can never come back? Wack as fuck.
I'd be fine with him coming back and I think he's probably reformed

but the problem is he got lots of second chances and probations and failed all of them so when you blow up every time people give you a chance they're going to stop trusting you completely and permanently

that's why a lot of admins don't want to bother
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #614570

Anuv wrote:I don't understand. He's been permabanned for a decade and he delamed the SM once, which people do all the time? And because of that he can never come back? Wack as fuck.
he delammed the sm intentionally a month after getting over his last permaban. he never makes an attempt to play on other servers to get a "not a shithead" voucher, and his only interaction with anyone in this community is to try to get unbanned and immediately begin deliberately fucking up rounds. this isn't a guy who got banned over mistakenly overescalating as sec or getting too hot headed and calling an admin a rude word, he's proven himself to be actively malicious.
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Post by Farquaar » #614573

Anuv wrote:I don't understand. He's been permabanned for a decade and he delamed the SM once, which people do all the time? And because of that he can never come back? Wack as fuck.
It’s not like he’s been patiently sitting at his BYOND homescreen waiting for his ban to expire. He probably thought out of the blue: “I wanna screw around on that server I used to play on”, and made a ban appeal.
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Post by Pandarsenic » #614580

Armhulen wrote:
Anuv wrote:He was banned seven years ago give him a chance
>do anything to show you won't grief when unbanned
>message read: 2018
Back in like 2014 or 2015, I told Terbs on IRC that I would take responsibility for his unbanning & probation if he could make me one promise. It was something along the lines of "Whenever you have an amazing, epic grief idea, a way to fuck over the station that's truly spectacular and shocking, just write it and down and wait until you get an antagonist roll.

Terbs admitted he could not and stayed Perma:peel:.

You may notice that, in that same era, https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 685#p10706 Beardbeard was already being shot down for having a long history of bans. He was also already enshrined in the code as a known shitter referenced by the Doublebearded Wine, which basically every codebase still has.

In 2015, it was predicted https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 24#p115434 that the only way 2beard would be unbanned would be by headmins who wouldn't know him by experience or reputation.

Every time, he coasts in on "surely he can't still be that bad, and if he is it's easy to perma him again" https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... vv#p313496

Sure enough, in 2018 when he was unblacklisted, he made it from June 9 to July 9 before getting another permaban.

Terbs was... an interesting case. He would be a good player for a bit, and then he would get struck by a demon of mad genius that would compel him to do something brilliantly fucked up, like reroute disposals into a deadly-hot walled off shower as a nonantag. He still has to get banned for it, but it's at least sometimes for stuff where you're like, "Damn, if he'd been an antag that would've been great." 2beard doesn't even really do anything interesting or funny. He just blandly sabotages the engine or RDMs someone in the halls when the mood strikes him. If we're gonna unban a griefer it should at least be one who's entertaining.
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Post by Cobby » #614581

As the person who handled this appeal and one of his many previous ones, I am perfectly fine with him coming back after he has shown he can do so on a different community where there is no bad blood outside of the bridges he burnt on tg. I even gave him temp admin once to goof around long ago which he used to adminban sticky (based, should have stuck), I have very little issue with him with my limited interactions.

What’s hard for me to understand is that he refuses to do this despite having very little relation with anyone who currently plays. I even provided /vg/ which he’d probably like more since it’s more “””classic tg””” and it probably includes older players as well.

It’s quite clear his interests isn’t actually in playing ss13 because he can easily do that right now.

Also apologies for not replying to ur pm if u see this 2beard I don’t discuss admin stuff on discord pm (it’s my safe space) even if it was allowed. I prefer being able to link to stuff so I don’t have to repeat myself (thank god for hackmd)
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Post by oranges » #614778

unbanning beardbeard is like being the person who goes back into an abusive relationship
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Post by Stickymayhem » #614788

oranges wrote:unbanning beardbeard is like being the person who goes back into an abusive relationship
And we all still talk to you despite the bruises sweetie
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Post by Farquaar » #614789

Stickymayhem wrote:
oranges wrote:unbanning beardbeard is like being the person who goes back into an abusive relationship
And we all still talk to you despite the bruises sweetie
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Post by XSI » #614906

That is a name I haven't heard for a while
New appeal next year?
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2Beard my love
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Post by IkeTG » #614936

beardbeard should do like I did to get unbanned: never get banned in the first place
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Post by ThanatosRa » #615161

Do it what's the worst that could happen? It'll be fun.
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Anuv wrote:I don't understand. He's been permabanned for a decade and he delamed the SM once, which people do all the time? And because of that he can never come back? Wack as fuck.
https://forum.ss13.co/archive/index.php?thread-5175.html wrote: Let's play a game! It'll be fun.

This is a ~*THOUGHT EXPERIMENT*~. Nothing here should be taken as a threat, offer, or suggestion that any of the acts about to be described will ever happen. Okay? Okay.

Let's say for the sake of this ~intellectual construct~ that we happened to live in the same town and were in the same social circles, but weren't friends - just barely acquainted. Because I'm a suave motherfucker, you invite me back to your place to watch Strange Days on DVD, because that movie is awesome and totally go check it out.

We get to your place, I excuse myself to the bathroom and - vanish. After a while, you check on the bathroom, only to find a perfectly coiled turd delicately balanced on top of the toilet seat, and I've apparently escaped out the window.

Huh. Weird. Things happen, though, and you invite me over again, because seriously that movie is so great.

This time, I head to the kitchen for a snack, and vanish. Investigation reveals that I've sharted in your water pitcher, turning what was once a gallon of crisp, clear Adam's Ale into my own personal chowder. Also escaped out the window again.

Maybe it's just a custom of his people, you think, and invite me over again, because the soundtrack for that film is remarkably great and turned me on to Macedonian folk pop.

I announce that I forgot something in my car, and vanish. You roll your eyes and head outside to survey the damage, only to find that I had apparently pressed my anus to your mail slot (and that I've been a good boy and eating my fiber lately) and pooped a perfect rectangle through it, like the world's foulest Play-Doh Fun Factory.

You sigh and invite me over again, because Strange Days is an excellent piece of speculative fiction and the idea of being able to record and play back experiences is fodder for some really great imagination.

This time I shove past you when you open the door and, in record time, drop a big hairy loaf in your fish tank. You almost puke on the floor while fishing it out because I'd had Mexican the night before, and your prize clownfish is picking the green onion bits out of the mess.

Through gritted teeth, you invite me over AGAIN, because although she's still in a subservient role to the protagonist, and doesn't pass the Bechdel test, the character of Mace is a rare example of a strong black woman in film.

This time I've brought a gift! A box of raisins. Excellent, you say, and shelve it for later, because you're not hungry now, but were going to make oatmeal cookies later, and oatmeal raisin cookies are proof of a kind and loving deity. The DVD player is on the fritz, though, and we wind up watching three hours of Hee Haw reruns. I take my leave, and that's when you discover that the box of raisins is instead filled with tiny blobs of painstakingly-rolled tiny poops. You begin to wonder what happened to me as a child.

It takes you a good half hour of psyching yourself up to pick up the phone and let me know that you got your DVD player fixed, so come on over and we'll enjoy the cinematography of Matthew Leonetti.

This time I've brought a bottle of wine! Let's pretend that I'm getting a little tired of coming up with wacky scenarios and it's piss, alright, it's a wine bottle filled with piss. Maybe it's mine, maybe it isn't, but the piss provenance isn't the issue here, okay? It's just piss. A refreshing change from poo shenanigans, sure, but you're still left with a bottle of Riesling where Riesling is crossed out with a green crayon and PEESLING is written in its place. And the S is backwards, this is for Reasons. I'm a writer!

That's what, six already? Two more? Okay.

You invite me over again, for reasons no sane person could even begin to speculate to, and I announce to you that I have truly changed my ways, and in fact, had hired a cleaning crew to come by earlier while you were at work and scour the place stem to stern. As much as it unnerves you to have had people in your apartment without your knowledge, and as much as it worries you that I was apparently able to let them in somehow, you have to admit that the place has never looked better. We watch the film and agree that it's one of the finest films ever made, and that it's a damnable shame that James Cameron is famous for lesser films like The Terminator series, when this is clearly his masterwork. We bid each other adieu, and you head to bed happy that for once, you got through an evening without any unauthorized exhaust. The next morning comes, and the apartment smells FOUL. It takes you three hours to check the place over, and you finally found that I have laid the king hell of all eggs on the filter for your air conditioner. You stare at it in silent amazement, wondering how I passed that thing and was able to walk afterward. You consider shooting it before tossing it in the dumpster, because you're not used to seeing anything that large that is neither alive nor a stone.

I call you the next morning wanting to know if you'd like to see The Terror Of Tiny-Town, an all-dwarf spaghetti western. This is the point at which you suggest it's not working out.

Okay. NOW FOR THE EXPERIMENT. At which point in the above did your suspension of disbelief falter? If it was anywhere past the first hidden poo, then you are either far more forgiving than is healthy, or you might have some issues with self-esteem. And yet, after repeatedly making a terrible mess of the place and making sure we don't want you around anymore *seven seperate times*, you still expect to be invited over for coffee and discussion of Ralph Fiennes and Vincent D'Onofrio's best film?
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by sinfulbliss » #615244

That would be accurate if donking an SM was at all comparable to shitting in someone’s water pitcher...

I’d say it’s probably equivalent IRL to something mildly annoying but still annoying. Like fake coughing.
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Post by XivilaiAnaxes » #615279

sinfulbliss wrote:That would be accurate if donking an SM was at all comparable to shitting in someone’s water pitcher...

I’d say it’s probably equivalent IRL to something mildly annoying but still annoying. Like fake coughing.
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Post by Cobby » #615284

sinfulbliss wrote:That would be accurate if donking an SM was at all comparable to shitting in someone’s water pitcher...

I’d say it’s probably equivalent IRL to something mildly annoying but still annoying. Like fake coughing.
This would be accurate if the baseline of the discussion wasn’t premised behind we were friends to begin with.

You’re a random stranger on the internet so if you’re annoying or for the pooping equivalent kicking people out of the game (not going to bother with the irl comparison gotcha, there’s obviously a different standard for what constitute serious else no one would ever be banned unless they traveled to someone’s house and beat them up irl) for no reason you don’t have any friendship tenure to rely on to not be assumed as a knob. This is especially true as admins come and go and completely different people from bb’s first appeal are handling it now.

If there was a joke (it doesn’t sound like there was), it’s certainly lost on everyone coming in.
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Re: Beardbeard peanut

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #615579

personally i'd be way more upset if my friend shat up my house than a stranger I invited in off the street to watch Blade.

the metaphor is collapsing however so let's just go back to "it sucks that you're banned when you wanna play here, but it sucks harder that you like to randomly nuke our station for a giggle, mate"
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2beard is honestly so god damn funny

the best part is he was literally in fucking middle school
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how old was he in 2012 out of curiosity
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cacogen wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:32 pm how old was he in 2012 out of curiosity
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terbs wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 7:08 am 2beard is honestly so god damn funny

the best part is he was literally in fucking middle school
can't get more powerful than that tbh
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cacogen wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:32 pm how old was he in 2012 out of curiosity
He’s probably 21-23 now. So like 12-14 we had a ton of middle school kids for a while, like Tanknut and Baconatorxking
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We had an admin that was literally 12, he was deadminned for varediting his shoes for extra speed
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How do you even understand a game like SS13 in middle school? I had trouble even learning the controls and I was well beyond that stage of my life when I began playing.
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Valorium wrote: Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:06 pm How do you even understand a game like SS13 in middle school? I had trouble even learning the controls and I was well beyond that stage of my life when I began playing.
Maybe they're smarter than you. Some of them convinced the community they were over 18 before gettinf caught.
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