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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:02 pm #150673

It's fun but it takes a LOT of time. I played with 3 other people and it still took us about 4 hours. That's not including set up and everything.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Zilenan91 » Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:22 am #150883

I used to go to a game shop and do DnD all the time. Eventually the place closed down because it had bedbugs.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:23 pm #151410

I really need to start working on my homemade game again; I had enough notes to start on the second version but it's such a pain in the ass to make all new materials.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:11 pm #154377

Jerkbag Jedi player sliced my gun arm off! All because I wanted to blow up the remaining speeder so that we couldn't be followed after having an obviously loud and messy firefight.

This is going to come back and bite him in the ass.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:25 pm #154800

Our DM's been slipping on running a game for us and I told him if he did it again I'd run MaidRPG as punishment.

He did it again.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:26 pm #154822

I've heard Maid can be a shitload of fun as long as everyone's onboard with the general wackiness.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:57 pm #154828

(These are all the result of random-rolling our characters and I apologize)
Our characters so far are:

A 19-year-old chainsaw-wielding lolita vampire elf neo-nazi masochist who can teleport and has kleptomania
A 19-year-old chain-smoking sadistic scientist who is the illegitimate child of the Master who killed her parents who thinks she's too short and is prone to violence, who wields a bat with nails in it
A 14-year-old brown-skinned knight who is prone to causing mischief, has red hair and "metallic" eyes, fights with her bare hands and speaks in Olde Englishe
A 67-year-old robot trap maid with a british accent who is prone to causing mischief and is self-conscious about the size of his massive titties
The Master, a 16-year-old albino crossdresser who rules over the post-apocalyptic manse of Retard Jail - Dr. Wily and the Eight Anal Fissures, a blast-shielded prison that has since been converted into a mansion. He owns a private army and his main attraction is that he's so talented people follow him like a celebrity. His talent is being able to clap 900 times in a minute.

This is the worst thing I will ever do.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:01 pm #154829

Well

Sounds about right.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Ricotez » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:48 pm #154834

are you sure you didn't just randomly generate a japanese light novel
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:53 pm #154836

no
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:10 pm #154840

Wait

Maccus wrote:A 19-year-old chain-smoking sadistic scientist who is the illegitimate child of the Master

The Master, a 16-year-old


What
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:08 pm #154873

That's not a typo. Random dice rolls.

We decided to go with time travel. It's some absurdity, this game was BUILT for That Guys.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby TheWiznard » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:09 pm #154875

EndgamerAzari wrote:Wait

Maccus wrote:A 19-year-old chain-smoking sadistic scientist who is the illegitimate child of the Master

The Master, a 16-year-old


What

M'accus wrote:the Master who killed her parents
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:11 pm #154876

I wanna clarify: She killed her parents, not the Master
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:16 pm #154878

I guess being an anime superscientist she could've aged herself up at age three or something.

Why am I trying to make sense of this
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Cuboos » Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:34 am #156242

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I'm painting up an army of Space Marines. Don't know how often i'll get to play though, the nearest game shop from me is an hour away.

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Also i'm really proud of how my plasma gun game out.


Also for some laughs, here's the first Space Marine i've painted.
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I also have a finished Vulkan He'stan and a Razorback that i haven't taken pictures of yet.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Drynwyn » Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:14 am #156269

I started playing Burning Wheel (Gold/3rd edition) lately. It's a good TTRPG system!

I like the sorcery rules a lot, and the formal structures for the metacurrency and narrative options really help make it into an actual, fleshed-out mechanic rather than a "wouldn't-it-be-cool-if." The combat/injury realism is also pretty nice.

What really stands out to me, though, is how much having multiple subsystems that drill down into mechanical detail alleviates the party balance problem. In D&D 3 through 5th edition, everything centers around the combat system, with skill checks and the like all being mechanical ancillaries. This makes balance vital, because it is very, very obvious and disheartening when one character is more optimized or otherwise better then the others.

Meanwhile, Burning Wheel has three main subsystems with mechanical detail- Duel of Wits (diplomacy), Range and Cover (Metal Gear, basically) and Fight! (standing near people and hitting them)- plus a number of ancillary systems with enough mechanical detail and consequence attached to make focusing on them worthwhile. What this means, in practice, is that even if your big fucker in full plate with a large sword is far less optimized then the Range and Cover using assassin type, he doesn't care because he's still better then him at the thing he's supposed to be (Fight!).
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby ShadowDimentio » Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:44 am #156293

In one of my DnD 5e games we're level 5 and our ranger picked a fight with an adult green dragon. It KO'd everyone in the party in one hit except for a wizard who was out of range and the ranger who dodged. The ranger ran while the wizard helped a cleric that crit his death save drag everyone to safety. We beat the shit out of the ranger after we escaped.

Note: We're pretty much a good-aligned party. Everyone, even the two clerics, felt an ass beating was in order.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:10 am #156300

Just because you're good doesn't mean you have to be nice all the time, or super-forgiving when one moron puts you all in mortal peril.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby ShadowDimentio » Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:14 am #156301

Best part: I play a draconic sorcerer merchant dude. I'm BUILT for talking dragons down and was in the process of defusing the situation when he escalated things out of control.
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"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
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WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
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">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:29 am #156343

Running a D&D campaign set in a setting where the BBEG has already won

Giving every player a different story on how he won so nobody knows what's going on
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:37 am #156345

ShadowDimentio wrote:Best part: I play a draconic sorcerer merchant dude. I'm BUILT for talking dragons down and was in the process of defusing the situation when he escalated things out of control.


I woulda just said, "hey, dragon dude, we brought you lunch" and leave it alone with the ranger.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby XSI » Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:32 pm #156562

Maccus wrote:Running a D&D campaign set in a setting where the BBEG has already won

Giving every player a different story on how he won so nobody knows what's going on


Fund it

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:55 pm #156568

Maccus wrote:Running a D&D campaign set in a setting where the BBEG has already won

Giving every player a different story on how he won so nobody knows what's going on


Sounds pretty good mang. I hope it goes well for you.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Wyzack » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:42 am #156581

My new dm is running princes of the apocalypse for 5th and it is fucking awesome so far. We have so much autonomy, networked with interesting characters, and are actually leveling up at a reasonable pace. My paladin of Tyr finally has the celestial warhorse he has always wanted, and the other day I killed a massive fire elemental by getting a critical hit smite for an obscene amount of damage. I am having a fucking blast
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:05 am #156699

Was in a game currently on hiatus for Into the Abyss. Due to circumstances (Read as: Me being greedy enough to risk my life to steal something) we ended up using the random magical item table. I got some dust of dryness, leading the DM to swear loudly and throw his hands up in the air.

Dust of dryness does beaucoup damage to water-based creatures. We just happened to be going up against a water elemental not an hour later.

Next session, we loot a dungeon, barbarian gets his turn on the magical item table. Gets some weird orb that generates light no matter where you are. This time the DM does the same thing, throws his hands up, swears, says we're never using that table again. We were fighting some sort of spirit weak to anything light-based, in a dungeon filled with creatures that are sensitive to light.

Also, thanks Galv. Sorry the games here never work out.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby ShadowDimentio » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:13 pm #156760

ELEMENTAL ROCK PAPER SCISSORS MOTHERFUCKER
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-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
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"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:47 am #159007

So

A game store in my old stomping ground is having their used game flea market this weekend and I'm gonna go drop irresponsible amounts of cash on shit I won't play for years. It's usually older/crappy stuff, but there's a decent amount of good/popular stuff there, usually.

Thing is, I don't have any actual targets in mind. Any suggestions for things I should look out for?
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Maccus » Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:49 am #159009

FATAL
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:49 am #159018

Maccus wrote:FATAL

Only if there's lizards in it.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:11 pm #159096

Maccus wrote:FATAL


I honestly don't know if the store would allow someone to put that in the sale, but if it was, I'd scoop it up out of a combination of morbid curiosity, collector's instinct, and the desire to keep it out of the wrong hands.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby M0nsoon » Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:35 pm #159100

Incase you nerds like being all official and stuff if you like Pathfinder stuff; https://www.humblebundle.com/books/paiz ... der-bundle

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Wyzack » Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:41 pm #159103

Let's see. WFRP 2nd edition would be a good find. 2nd edition adnd too
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:42 pm #159105

Well, I'm mainly looking for board games, since that's the main focus of the market. Though I think I'm probably alone in my obsession with them.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:24 pm #159155

EndgamerAzari wrote:Well, I'm mainly looking for board games, since that's the main focus of the market. Though I think I'm probably alone in my obsession with them.



There's a game called Machi Koro which is kind of like a gentler, friendlier version of Monopoly. Not really a board game though since it's played with cards. Cosmic Encounters is pretty fun too, alien diplomacy and cosmic conquest, but I feel like you have that already.




In other news I think my irl rp group is dead, deaaaaaaaaad. Which means I'm dead, deaaaaaad!

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:51 am #159181

I already have Machi Koro, but not Cosmic Encounters. That's one to keep my eye out for.

I've heard Nexus Ops is good, as is Level 7 Omega Protocol.

I really need to stop buying these things, none of my friends actually like playing them.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Zilenan91 » Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:58 am #159185

I tried Racial Holy War with a bunch of friends once. If you hate people you could always whip this piece of shit out.

Let me just tell you one thing about this system. You know how items have stats? Racial Holy War didn't stat guns that drop from almost every enemy.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:20 am #159645

Here's today's haul. Not bad for $75.

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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby XSI » Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:51 am #159717

I'm not seeing FATAL
Seems like a good day

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:08 am #159724

All the RPG books there were ones I own, had previously owned, or were from outdated editions I probably won't play, so I didn't look too hard. I am kinda salty that I apparently missed a Netrunner core set that was there somewhere. Oh well. All around a pretty successful result given my limited funds.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:52 pm #160120

Maccus wrote:FATAL

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHEN U POSTED MY SKYPE ON A /TG/ LOOKING FOR GAMES AS A POTENTIAL FATAL PLAYER


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Re: Tabletop General

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:57 pm #160121

ColonicAcid wrote:
Maccus wrote:FATAL

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHEN U POSTED MY SKYPE ON A /TG/ LOOKING FOR GAMES AS A POTENTIAL FATAL PLAYER


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Ha ha holy shit that's the most spiteful low-grade evil thing I've ever heard of.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:01 pm #160122

EndgamerAzari wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:
Maccus wrote:FATAL

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHEN U POSTED MY SKYPE ON A /TG/ LOOKING FOR GAMES AS A POTENTIAL FATAL PLAYER


aAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Ha ha holy shit that's the most spiteful low-grade evil thing I've ever heard of.

It genuinely knocked the air out of my lungs.
Maccus, you are a sick, sick, SICK asshole.

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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Wyzack » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:02 pm #160123

That is fucking hilarious.

So I finally got my group of friends back together and I am running Only War. Pretty much you play as warhammer 40k's imperial guard, and get murdered all over the galaxy by interesting people and aliens. We have created a high tech siege infantry regiment. I was wondering if you fine folks have any ideas for campaigns or battles. Probably going to focus on fighting human separatists at first
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:15 pm #160127

Well the simplest is Genestealer led rebellion where they have to uncover that there is a darker force behind the separatists.
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Wyzack » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:30 pm #160136

The seperatists are a well established force in the area where all of Fantasy Flight's campaign guides and stuff take place. they are a mini empire called the Severan Dominate that is trying to pull away from the Imperium because they are really secluded and their current ruler is a bit of a knob. I was going to bring in some chaos influence for a neat lategame twist after a few grueling battles
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:37 pm #160143

nah nids


nids are cool dude go nids
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby Wyzack » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:46 pm #160145

I guess Tyranid battles would be really cool to fight as a trencher regiment
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:22 pm #160158

heyy man did u know nids are SUPER cool
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Re: Tabletop General

Postby XSI » Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:03 pm #160191

Why not a good ork brawl

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