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talk about pizzas

my thoughts on pineapple on pizza:


what's your favorite store
i like papa john's but i know all of you are gonna be like "nah that's over-greased shit i eat at this superior family restaurant"
and i will tell you to go back to starbucks you fucking hipster

i pretty much never eat cheese anymore, always at least pepperoni or sausage
i don't like veggies on pizza, that's weird
my uncle puts peanut butter cups on his pizza like a freak

favorite sauce? i like garlic or normal pizza tomato sauce
who else eats the crust first? its good, but you know, save the best for last and all and the actual pizza part is definitely the best

"pizza pizza" is the best pizza join in canada
i love me some pizza pizza pizza
in highschool we used to go to this place called "twice the deal" (aka " 'twice " by us cool kids)
it was really shitty but damn the pizza was good

how was it good if it was shitty tho

i dunno man
it was a shitty little pizza place and it was like
dirty and grimy and like
fat hairy foreign dudes wordlessly gave you your pizza
and it was greasy and like
gross
but you put it in your mouth
and it was delicious
it warmed you from the inside out
on a cold canadian winter's day you would make a death defying journey to this place because it was tasty piza

Dominoes
Anchovies

Get on my level. It's lonely down here ;_;

Panago
Side Bacon, Genoa Salami, Mozza + Cheddar, Pepperoni, Italian Tomato, Caramelized Onions, Red Onions, Spicy Pepperoni, Green Peppers.

Dost thou even hoist?

Chicago style deep dishes are not pizza they're casseroles, this has been a public service announcement by me.

Psyentific wrote:Panago
Side Bacon, Genoa Salami, Mozza + Cheddar, Pepperoni, Italian Tomato, Caramelized Onions, Red Onions, Spicy Pepperoni, Green Peppers.

Dost thou even hoist?

so what youre saying is you have hypertension

Shawarma pizza is best pizza.

miggles wrote:

Psyentific wrote:Panago
Side Bacon, Genoa Salami, Mozza + Cheddar, Pepperoni, Italian Tomato, Caramelized Onions, Red Onions, Spicy Pepperoni, Green Peppers.

Dost thou even hoist?

so what youre saying is you have hypertension

If my pizza is going to be unhealthy, then my pizza is going to be unhealthy

i am a simple man

tomato, cheese, pepperoni. bell peppers, ham and sausages if i feel like getting an exceptional piza

pizza with everything available.
tomato, olives, cheese, ham, pepperoni, basilicum, a different kind of cheese, peppers, whatever else pizza-y i can get.

people who support square pizza are awful

square pizza is pretty dumb but let's be honest
it's still pizza

square pizza supporters & their symapthizers are not human and my policy is summary execution

Tuna, bacon, sweetcorn and chicken.
Fucking tasty.

"We the Pizza" is the only pizza joint I accidently ate a whole pizza by myself at.
It was so fucking good I don't care if I'm a disgusting slob.
For topics I normally roll with straight mushrooms. I'll get pepperoni if I'm eating with the roommate.

eating a whole pizza by yourself isnt bad as long as you meet at least one of the following criteria:
1. you dont do it often
2. it wasnt super big
3. you didnt eat all of it at once (leftovers)
4. it was a personal pizza (duh)
5. it was really fucking good

None of you fuckers are from the New York/New Jersey area. You don't know pizza. YOU DON'T KNOW PIZZA.

Local pizza joints are almost always the best.

I get anything with lots of meat on it, and I avoid mushrooms like the plague.

miggles wrote:eating a whole pizza by yourself isnt bad as long as you meet at least one of the following criteria:
1. you dont do it often
2. it wasnt super big
3. you didnt eat all of it at once (leftovers)
4. it was a personal pizza (duh)
5. it was really fucking good

I don't do it often
It was a medium
All at once
It was a very personal experience
and sweet Jesus it tasted so good

6:25 PM - aygis: do u like pap jons
6:25 PM - Sishen: dominos better

POINT
POINT AND LAUGH AT THE MAN WHO WILLINGLY DEVOURS PLASTICS

Papa Johns, Pizza Hutt, Some Dominos. PIG DISGUSTING.

LOCAL PIZZA PLACE RUN BY SOMEONE FROM BACK EAST MASTER RACE.

pizzas are so nice and ergonomic

ThanatosRa wrote:Papa Johns, Pizza Hutt, Some Dominos. PIG DISGUSTING.

LOCAL PIZZA PLACE RUN BY SOMEONE FROM BACK EAST MASTER RACE.

how would you like your mocha frappuccino, non-fat, whole, 2%, or soy? size? with or without whipped cream?

miggles wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:Papa Johns, Pizza Hutt, Some Dominos. PIG DISGUSTING.

LOCAL PIZZA PLACE RUN BY SOMEONE FROM BACK EAST MASTER RACE.

how would you like your mocha frappuccino, non-fat, whole, 2%, or soy? size? with or without whipped cream?

miggles
sometimes local joints are pretty God tier
we don't all have to discuss namebrand stuff
were you molested by a small town pizza joint and now you despise them or something

no hipsters are just faggots

I love papa johns but it gets pricy

I used to work at pizza hut and stuffed crust pizza with pepperoni and some breadstick seasoning on top was my shit

stuffed crust pizza is still my shit

all pizza is good except chicago diarrhea bullshit

also those of you in michigan, jets pizza is fucking 10/10

also larosas is really fucking good if your in ohio

well i'm glad we all agree that thin-crust is the best

Cheridan wrote:well i'm glad we all agree that thin-crust is the best

might as well just eat crackers and ketchup at that point

Cheridan wrote:well i'm glad we all agree that thin-crust is the best

I love having all my toppings slide off everywhere if I don't eat it folded like a paper airplane

miggles wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:Papa Johns, Pizza Hutt, Some Dominos. PIG DISGUSTING.

LOCAL PIZZA PLACE RUN BY SOMEONE FROM BACK EAST MASTER RACE.

how would you like your mocha frappuccino, non-fat, whole, 2%, or soy? size? with or without whipped cream?

because eating at a local pizza place is hipster? damnit the witch hunt on hipsters is getting worse than the hipsters themselves.

I thought Papa Johns was a franchise not a chain anyway?

Round me we have some interesting Pizza places, one place near me does (rectangular) pizza by the half-meter, its massive but amazing.

There's also an amazing Italian place that does sour-dough pizza bases, its literately changed my opinion on every other pizza and everything else seems average at best... Its kinda annoying really, I feel spoilt, shame you have to queue round the corner just to get a pizza from them (its that damn popular).

Also any pizza with Buffalo mozzarella is an instant win IMO.

Have any of you guys ever ate at Toppers Pizza? That shit is GODLY. The bacon sticks and meat topper pizza are my shit. Along with parmesan garlic boneless wings with blue cheese sauce if i'm feeling particularly voracious

Im litterly a duplicate of miggles. Papa Johns, very plain pizza with nothing but sausage or pepperoni. Except I litterly like all pizza as long as its not thin crust. I HATE thin crust.

NikNakFlak wrote:Im litterly a duplicate of miggles. Papa Johns, very plain pizza with nothing but sausage or pepperoni. Except I litterly like all pizza as long as its not thin crust. I HATE thin crust.

Thin crust is not that bad, I had thin crust once the only time I went to dominos because it was cheaper and I liked it. I still prefer thick crust though. Not TOO thick, I hate deep dish pizza.

>all you fuckers citing chain pizza places in here

will that macchiato be for here or to go, bandit?

the fuck
who cares if it's a chain
there are still real people who make the pizza behind the counter
i walk in and i go "hey man" and they go "hey man whats up" and i get a pizza like what is the problem here

people seem to think that if the pizza is made with a recipe and not family-values magic by people wearing horned-rim glasses then it isnt good

also i ate the last of my leftover pizza and now im sad because i want more ;_;

You started off this thread viciously against small town pizza shops
stop pushing your corporate agenda here

i work for little papa domino hut, i get payed by the hour to advertise our shitty pizzas on websites for shitty byond games

I got a pizza stone a couple years ago and it has changed my life. I make my own whole wheat dough (for the texture), spread on some tomato sauce, solid dose of cheese, add meatballs and/or chicken, olives, and whatever else I have, often artichoke, onion, sun dried tomatoes, and usually jalapenos. Damn good. I'm not a homemade chauvinist, but I'd rather have some good pizza made by someone who knows EXACTLY what I like than go out and pay extra for something else any day.

home made pizza is the best fuck the shills

Quey wrote:-snip-

I always heard making pizza dough was hard, but then I've never even tried so... Got any tips? I might try.

Watch the good eats episode on pizza because it's pretty solid advice.

Something is deeply wrong with me. I like frozen meal spinach pizza above all.

I enjoy pepperoni pizza with red and green peppers and bits of mince meat and bacon spread over it. So good man. So good.

We don't have any mom/pop pizza places here, so I can't use that one.

We have a decent Papa Johns here, pretty gud. I'd follow that with Dominos, and in last place, Pizza the Hut.

We have a Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza place though, I fucking love that place. Large pan style cowboy pls.