/tg/Station 13

Funny idea we should keep going on the official forums

Overheard on the Titanic

CAPTAIN A SHIT LAUNCHING LIFEBOATS EARLY BEFORE I COULD GET ON
lol fucking metafriends wont even let steerage players on the lifeboats
Recalls the flares you pussies we can fix this it's just an Iceberg
Goddammit stop playing music I'm lagging and can't get on the lifeboats
NERF WATER WOW THIS IS STUPID I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD SWIM FOR HOURS
I'm going to go play on the Lusitania this boat sucks

I suddenly imagine all the soldiers in the trenches of the World Wars complaining about Baymed and bullets embedding.

Adminhelp: Genghis Khan is invading me FNR, bannu plz

HELP: [Poland] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Hitler is greytiding and breaking into my department, surely this isn't allowed?

(Format stolen from PAS)

HELP: [United Kingdom] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Can you tell America to fuck off with this independence shit, they literally do this all the time and it's not fun anymore. They just spend all our money on guns and trying to separate, and then they have the gall to attack our troops who try to calm things down

HELP: [Hiroshima] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : did the bomb cap get removed or something

EndgamerAzari wrote:HELP: [Hiroshima] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : did the bomb cap get removed or something

HELP: [America] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : I told those fuckers to stop griffing me. So what if I blow up half their department?

I feel like that would work better OOC

OOC Japan: did the bomb cap get removed or something?
OOC USA: I told those fuckers to stop griffing me. So what if I blow up half their department?
OOC UK: ICKY OCKY!

HELP: [EmancipatorxXx]: Hey this guy just walked in and killed me in the theater, what gives?

HELP: [JFKek] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP): Okay there is no fucking way that should have hit me, let alone killed me

HELP: [Hitler] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP): Just tell me where Anne Frank is this fucking round is taking forever and she's not even doing anything

HELP: [BillyC] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : its not fucking erp if nothing happened wtf

[HindenbergGoku420] has opened a plasma canister at location: promenade
HELP: [HindenBergGoku420] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Whoops
OOC: BurningSensation: lag
HELP: [BlimpLover69] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : JESUS ADMINS BAN THIS KID
OOC: BurningSensation: anyone else lagging?
HELP: [BurningSensation] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Hey what the fuck just happened lagging like cra- OH SHIT
HELP: [EyeInTheSky] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : lol teh humanity gg badmins

Can someone post the format for an admins response?

Just quote the post and hijack their bbcode

Also this for prayer

PRAY : Peoplearestrange/(Nomi Dealen) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): Hey I want something for free

PRAY : Godsarmy/(Joan of Arc) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC):You can actually hear these right?

PRAY : LetMyPeopleGo/(Moses) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): Hey man, can you move this thing?

HELP: [Caesar] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Goddammit the fucking metafriends on this server are out of control it better be rev
Nero has opened a plasma cannister at location: Rome

HELP: [Caesar] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : What do you mean, I'm not allowed to march my Sec team onto the Bridge and take over? The other Headstaff are all comdoms!

An0n, you and I had the same thought at the same time...ohgod

PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Charles Manson) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): I converted like four assholes and they ran off without waiting for orders
PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Charles Manson) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): They're just getting their valids on they're going to fucking ruin it
PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Charles Manson) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): Fucking shitcurity permabrigging me I don't even have a tome
PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Charles Manson) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): I didn't even hurt anyone this is blatant meta

PRAY : 420PraiseIt/(Jesus Christ) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC):I'm going to be a friendly wizard and just help the crew is that okay?

THE SPACE WIZARD HAS BEEN SLAIN THE CREW IS VICTORIOUS

OOC:MLGPilates: #rekt
OOC:He-BREW: It was wiz? lol
OOC:420PraiseIt: You guys are jerks but I aint even mad
OOC:MLGPilates: git gud

HELP: [420PraiseIt] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Wow fuck this server
HELP: [420PraiseIt] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Respawn pls? :3

Hhahahah there are some really good ones here.

But that ckey takes the crown (of thorns), 420praiseit hahahhaha oh my days...

Notes for jwgacy42:
May 10, 1994: Jobbanned from Clown. What the fuck, man.

HELP: [EmancipatorxXx] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : wait they can't keep the black assistants as Slaves can they?

Captain Announces

Guys C'mon. Stop capturing and enslaving the assistants into your departments that's not cool!
I'm looking at you, Botany, We have enough fucking cotton in the halls.

STAHP!

[Common] Jefferson Davis [Botanist] exclaims, "SCREW YOU CAPTAIN!"
Jefferson Davis [Botanist] exclaims, "SCREW YOU CAPTAIN!"
[Common] Robert E. Lee [Botanist] exclaims, "VIVA!"
[Common] John Wiggles Boothe [Clown] exclaims, "Lynch the comdom!"
Robert E. Lee punches G.R.A.N.T., but doesn't leave a dent.


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I feel like I may have gone too far with this.

[Common] Eli Whitney exclaims: I've done it! My new machine will revolutionize the cotton industry!
DEAD: Tyrone Biggums: oh my god eli you dumb motherfucker you just screwed us over

Scones wrote:[Common] Eli Whitney exclaims: I've done it! My new machine will revolutionize the cotton industry!
DEAD: Tyrone Biggums: oh my god eli you dumb motherfucker you just screwed us over

... Okay, so I guess I didn't go far enough.

Double posting cuz I got another one.


OOC: TyranosaurusSex: And another lizard station round ruined by fagit badmins
OOC: Swagomizer: who the fuck summoned meteors? Again?
OOC: Swagomizer: and then Tastes-Like-Bird welded off escape after filling the shuttle with fucking monkeys
OOC: Shitmin: #rekt #extinct
OOC: sh1tb1rd: lolololol fucking liggers. ggnore
OOC: TyranosaurusSex: deadmin he, ban she.
OOC: Swagomizer: DEADMIN HE, BAN SHE
OOC: Shitmin: valid

An0n3 wrote:PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Jeffrey Dahmer) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): I converted like four assholes and they ran off without waiting for orders
PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Jeffrey Dahmer) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): They're just getting their valids on they're going to fucking ruin it
PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Jeffrey Dahmer) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): Fucking shitcurity permabrigging me I don't even have a tome
PRAY : CultofPersonality/(Jeffrey Dahmer) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) (SC): I didn't even hurt anyone this is blatant meta

Dude Jeff Dahmer killed and ate a bunch of gay dudes and dissolved them with acid and stuff in his apartment. I think you mean Charles Manson

WHOOPS.

Notes for HaighAsFuck:
10 August 1949 - permabanned for murderboning, stripping victims, then husking the bodies with sulfuric. Also said he's been drinking their blood, what the fuck?

HELP: [OPHeimer] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Can you play the Cuban Pete song? I got something special about to go off.

HELP: [Student] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Two guys are shooting up the bar and library I think they might be metacomming

[Common] Dylan Klebold [Assistant] exclaims, "GRETYTIIDDEEE"
[Common] Eric Harris [Assistant] exclaims, "No badmins! Time to griff!"
[Common] Dylan Klebold [Assistant] exclaims, "VIIIVVVAA!!!"



There are no limits

I'm actually ashamed of myself for this one. But it must be done.

HELP: [FedEmployee] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : someone put a bomb on a mule and sent it into the hop's office. the whole like center of the station is gone

[Common] Roger E. Moore [Warden]: McVeigh is being shitcurity! He looted the armory after stunning and stripping me!
[Common] Timothy McVeigh [Security]: They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the Rhumba Beat!
[Common] Terry Nichols [Assistant]: When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom!

HELP: [J0NC0SGR0V3] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : wtf there was an explosion and now theres smoke everywhere i cant see
HELP: [J0NC0SGR0V3] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : someone stole my oxygen tank im suffocating in the hops offi- OH GOD

HELP: [GeneralMcClellan] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : THIS SHITTER REPLACED ALL THE GUNS IN THE ARMORY WITH TOWER CAP LOGS BAN HE POWERGAMING

OOC: TippesFedora: this is bullshit
OOC: TippesFedora: virology OP
OOC: ClayyLmao: i ded pls nerf
OOC: ManifestDestiny: you should be more robust :^)
OOC: TylerToo : guys was I good acting captain
OOC: TylerToo : guys

Don't be so American and explain the last two to the Eurofag, will ya.

1. George McClellan was the leader of the Union army in the Civil War, pissed Lincoln off by doing nothing until Lincoln agreed to his brilliant plan of invading this one Confederate fortification with a fuckton of soldiers and artillery and shit. Lincoln finally agrees, McClellan invades with his army, only to find that all the Confederates left secretly and the "artillery" was actually just logs painted to look like cannons.

2. William Henry Harrison got elected president, got a cold, died in 30 days, everyone laughed. John Tyler was Harrison's vice president so he became president by default and everyone fucking hated him and historians call him one of the worst presidents in history. also their campaign slogan was Tippecanoe and Tyler Too

I was a history major

HELP: [QueenCatherine] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : help the captain demoted me for no reason and brigged the chaplain and gave all access to his mime erp buddy
HELP: [QueenAnne] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : HELP THE CAPTAIN JUST MURDERED ME WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION