Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 1:55 pm #141422

Bottom post of the previous page:

hap bday 2 m e

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 5:05 pm #141435

Well this week has been fuckign awesome, my toenail is falling off, and now I'm sick.

Incomptinence · Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:39 am

[youtube]RoOpe9vXnu0[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:46 pm

I am consumed by my own inadequacies.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:18 pm #142116

I was sleeping when all of a sudden I heard what sounded like a car crashing. Got up from my bed and looked off my balcony and I saw this dude in a volks wagon who had plowed through a fence into a tree in my neighbours garden. A few seconds later, he pulled out and drove away at a ridiculously fast speed for how small the roads are around here.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:47 pm #142147

Volkswagen: German engineering at its finest.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:08 pm #142175

I'm having a good day. Work isn't too bad. I've eaten well. I'm going on a trip tomorrow. Life is good.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:16 am #142217

EndgamerAzari wrote:I am consumed by my own inadequacies.

welcome to the human experience

ThanatosRa wrote:I'm having a good day. Work isn't too bad. I've eaten well. I'm going on a trip tomorrow. Life is good.

my second law of life: things will get worse. just give it a while.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:53 am #142236

Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I am consumed by my own inadequacies.
welcome to the human experience

[youtube]kcZqC-9caRw[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:21 pm

I got drunk last night and somehow cut/scraped the back of my hand without noticing. Didn't realize I was bleeding until I was about to go to sleep. Ripperoni.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:25 pm #142375

Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I am consumed by my own inadequacies.
welcome to the human experience

ThanatosRa wrote:I'm having a good day. Work isn't too bad. I've eaten well. I'm going on a trip tomorrow. Life is good.
my second law of life: things will get worse. just give it a while.

Never let the dread of tomorrow sour the pleasure of Today.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:54 pm

Lost 3.2 pounds this week. Only 2.8 away from my goal of 210.

I still hate myself intensely but at least there's less of me.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:07 am #142457

ThanatosRa wrote: Never let the dread of tomorrow sour the pleasure of Today.

i remember when i was optimistic

then i realized i was mistaken and i was just being naive

and_itl_happen_to_you_too.gif

420weedscopes · Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:28 pm

an hour and 30 minutes looking through over a hundred prs today
rip me

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:48 am #142682

TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I joined a Vaporwave discussion group on Facebook mainly out of morbid curiosity and I can't tell who's sincere, who's trolling, and who's just flat-out insane.

A Z A R I M E M E S
https://soundcloud.com/shaliek/smachintosh-plus

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:21 pm #143145

I hate airports. But hospitals still top my list.

Either way, done bending over for my fascist oppressors and at the gate. All is well. Not sure how I'll get home from McCarran but at least its my home city. Should be hard.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:37 pm #143148

So I tried out Macintosh Plus here at the airport and some other assorted vapor. Got through a few minutes and felt the need to cleanse my musical palette on some Suicidal Tendencies.

I feel like an old man.

callanrockslol · Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:46 am

Vaporwave should only really be used as background music or listened to ironically, its not the normal listening tunes.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:49 pm #143228

callanrockslol wrote:Vaporwave should only really be used as background music or listened to ironically, its not the normal listening tunes.

I kinda agree, I normally only listen to it when I'm cleaning or doing work or reading

EndgamerAzari · Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:20 pm

TheWiznard wrote: A Z A R I M E M E S
https://soundcloud.com/shaliek/smachintosh-plus

Why do you keep doing this to me

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:49 am #143373

EndgamerAzari wrote:
TheWiznard wrote: A Z A R I M E M E S
https://soundcloud.com/shaliek/smachintosh-plus
Why do you keep doing this to me

https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/the-sim ... words-joke

EndgamerAzari · Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:10 am

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great meme Azari is on forums tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Azari.”

Remie Richards · Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:55 pm

Isn't that a parody of the joke about a really good clown and going to see him is sure to make them happy,
but then they are the clown?

EndgamerAzari · Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:02 pm

Correct.

TechnoAlchemist · Fri Jan 01, 2016 7:31 am

Buy me rainbow six Vegas siege

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:19 am #144040

Guppy new year everone. Think I'll be paying for this o e tomorrow

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:34 am #144046

I went to bed shortly past 1AM, as usual.

No rockets, no drinks, just lots of REEing at my missile submarine refusing to dive.

Screemonster · Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:02 pm

DemonFiren wrote:my missile submarine refusing to dive.

is that slang

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:56 pm #144071

Not really.

I fixed it, though. Put some more lead on that keel and used the aft ballast for pitch control.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:59 am #144170

DemonFiren wrote:Not really.

I fixed it, though. Put some more lead on that keel and used the aft ballast for pitch control.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:18 am #144279

Fuck you, I have 18 missile tubes.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:26 pm #144355

DemonFiren wrote:Fuck you, I have 18 missile tubes.

wow trying to compensate for something i guess huh

Silavite · Post by **Silavite** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:49 am #144473

[youtube]bzR-WbRxEiM[/youtube]

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:44 am #144500

Deitus wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Fuck you, I have 18 missile tubes.
wow trying to compensate for something i guess huh

Fuck you, I sexually identify as Ohio-class ballistic missile submarine.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 04, 2016 5:39 pm

I wonder how easy it is to make homemade pickles. Recently discovered I like pickles more than I thought.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:20 pm #144721

I assume you just throw what you want pickled in a jar of white vinegar.

Maybe you have to cook the stuff first though... or heat up the jar without it exploding.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:21 pm

I've looked up a couple recipes and it seems simple enough, but I have the uncanny ability to fuck up even the simplest of processes. You cook them first, I think, and then let them soak for a week or so.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:24 pm #144723

Also you might be pregnant.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:27 pm

Oh fuck I just realized I haven't gotten my period in

30 years

Hue hue

In all seriousness, though, it's kinda odd I started liking them recently. Maybe I'm suffering some kind of nutritional deficiency. A brine deficiency.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:33 pm #144725

The jar sealing process is basically putting whatever you want to preserve into a jar, filling the jar with very hot vinegar (there's probably more stuff in there) up to the very edge of the jar, and then sealing it.

What you're going for is to have it sealed with as little air as possible (hence it being full up to the very top, and allowing the heat from the liquid in the jar to kill off any bacteria which may have sneaked through.

Do not heat sealed jars, cans, bottles or other containers. I really hope I don't seriously need to tell you this.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:17 pm

LiamLime wrote:I really hope I don't seriously need to tell you this.

Spoiler:

Yeah, I know. And this isn't something I'd do without thoroughly reviewing instructions.

I'll probably never do it anyway but that's not really the point

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:05 am #144773

DemonFiren wrote:
Deitus wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Fuck you, I have 18 missile tubes.
wow trying to compensate for something i guess huh
Fuck you, I sexually identify as Ohio-class ballistic missile submarine.

sexually deviant lizards? holy smokes! what has the world come to?

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:07 am #144786

EndgamerAzari wrote:
LiamLime wrote:I really hope I don't seriously need to tell you this.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:08 am #144787

jesus christ how horrifying

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:11 am #144788

I'm not sorry
ily azari

420weedscopes · Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:35 am

i love getting an idea and spontaneously making videos
they always look so polished
[youtube]XJq1R2GhftY[/youtube]
like and subscribe

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:14 pm

TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:
LiamLime wrote:I really hope I don't seriously need to tell you this.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Where the hell is my neck

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:29 pm #144936

>2015+1
>Having a neck in your dank memes

Do i need to repost the picture or what

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:42 pm #144958

EndgamerAzari wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:
LiamLime wrote:I really hope I don't seriously need to tell you this.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:
Where the hell is my neck

Where is Costanza's neck at then, huh?
If you want immersions, imagine your neck is in that little gap beneath the beard.

Remie Richards · Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:43 pm

When I look at that picture of azari I can't help but think he looks constipated.
(Sorry :S)

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:45 pm

That's just how I look when I try to smile. My face doesn't move properly.