Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

420weedscopes · Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:40 pm

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Wyzack wrote:Weedscopes that red river guy reporting you six times does not count as flirting

HAHA FUCK OFF
real talk this girl is like Pretty Okay With Me it is odd in a way that i suspect nobody else knows???????????

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:45 pm #149651

I love my job but I get sick all the fucking time now from handling all this product.

I'm seriously considering getting a box of bank-robber gloves to wear while working to see if it helps.

(yes I know they're nitrile I just can't think of anything but Payday when I see them)

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:53 pm #149661

I have great insurance and benefits when it comes to sickdays so that's not really a concern.

A box of these gloves is like $5 or something. It's really not a big deal. I'm sure if I wanted to go through the channels about it I could get it all taken care of but I really don't want to put my employer through all that. Besides, if my idea works I get all the credit for having it.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:48 pm #149675

Are the sperg lords licking the shiny cards or something?

Or are you working a different job to the magic the gathering shop?

EndgamerAzari · Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:56 pm

I forced a fart too hard and my leg fell asleep

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:20 pm #149694

EndgamerAzari wrote:I forced a fart too hard and my leg fell asleep

i spent 10 minutes trying to find an appropriate reaction image but i failed

EndgamerAzari · Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:26 pm

Ricotez wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I forced a fart too hard and my leg fell asleep
i spent 10 minutes trying to find an appropriate reaction image but i failed

IM WINER

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:16 pm #149707

Malkevin wrote:Are the sperg lords licking the shiny cards or something?

Or are you working a different job to the magic the gathering shop?

Prettymuch this.

It's kinda like when I used to work in a financial institution, you just get sick all the time from all the shit you touch.
People are gross.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:07 pm #149717

If you want to get sick try being a IT techie that goes between primary schools.

Kids are filthy.

I don't even want to know how much fecal matter is on the keyboards and touchscreens.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:40 pm #149740

My sister is an elementary school teacher. I've heard all about it.

Pulled the trigger on the Korg. Expected to ship on the 1st. Can't.fucking.wait.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:23 pm #149746

EndgamerAzari wrote:Shit, man. My condolences.

He must be getting close. They apparently made my aunt take all of his stuff home. So I can't even call him when she's not there. It's likely that I've long past had my last real conversation with him.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:50 pm #149760

Space Station 13 is kinda like the high tech chemostat we have in the lab at work. It takes a pile of money and effort from a whole team of people in order to function, but at the end of the day all it really does is simulate the inside of the human colon

Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:57 pm

I was out and about the other day and met this girl, she was really pretty (like, really really pretty). introduced myself, chatted it up, we were hitting it off really well. she had this adorable Australian accent that i can't get over. made her laugh a few times, she was great, i was super crushing on her and couldn't believe how well i was flirting considering i had just met her and hadn't been in a relationship in years.
asked her where she was from, as in like the area that she lives around. "Oh, I'm on vacation here from Australia, I'm going to [some aussy college i dont remember] and live with my boyfriend. I'll be heading back next week!"
conversation degraded rapidly after that and pretty soon we said bye and she was on her way.

ColonicAcid · Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:13 am

should've started the conversation with

"hey member of the opposite sex i would like to enquire if you are currently in a platonic relationship with a member of my own sex because if not I would like to softly imply that I want to get in your trousers and proceed to ingest that anus if you don't mind........."

always works man [youtube]TIubYIe5qAo[/youtube]

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:14 am #149828

>there are people in this thread who don't eat ass
>in 2016

Post by **oranges** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:40 am #149832

You mean ingest anus right?

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:28 am

That's a good way to catch butt-lung.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:42 am #149852

ColonicAcid wrote:should've started the conversation with

"hey member of the opposite sex i would like to enquire if you are currently in a platonic relationship with a member of my own sex because if not I would like to softly imply that I want to get in your trousers and proceed to ingest that anus if you don't mind........."

always works man [youtube]TIubYIe5qAo[/youtube]

Psssttt... platonic means dick under glass aka friend zone.

ColonicAcid · Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:54 pm

wooosh

also i bought a new watch

literally no regrets tbh

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:44 pm #149881

did you spend more that 30 quid on it?

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:14 pm #149884

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:38 pm #149885

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:48 pm #149886

fok off fam

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:27 pm #149909

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:05 pm #149950

ColonicAcid wrote:yes

>spending that much on a fucking WATCH

almost as bad as people spending >$40 on shoes

almost

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:23 pm #149956

When you're size 13 you have to spend that much

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:38 pm #149960

Deitus wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:yes
>spending that much on a fucking WATCH

almost as bad as people spending >$40 on shoes

almost

I don't think it's wrong to spend that much on shoes compared to >watch . I mean everyone walks somewhere (unless you're deitus, m'lady) and if it were me I'd rather have high quality footwear than some shitty watch when now you can get the time literally anywhere.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:40 pm #149961

The only reason I have any watches is that they're gifts from my dad

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:19 pm #149965

Its not that its an overpriced watched, its that its an overpriced watch that looks like it has ActionMan written on the back.

ColonicAcid · Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:27 pm

Deitus wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:yes
>spending that much on a fucking WATCH

almost as bad as people spending >$40 on shoes

almost

shoes and a good watch are the most important part of any look.

You can get away with any old white t shirt and some jeans, you can't get away with shit kicks and a shit watch.

(i also spent £110 on shoes recently as well sorry buddy)

EDIT: if anyone comes here with the terroristcore cassio watch look i will literally garrote them no joke...

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:11 pm #149990

i paid $320 for my holy grail sketchers x rick owens edition heelys they light up in the dark

ColonicAcid · Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:32 pm

!!!

YOUG OT THEM YEEZYS x taka hayashi x HYPEBEAST ORGY LOVE CHILD AND THEY HAVE HEELY ATTACHMENTS BECAUSE YOU MAKE EVERYONE SO FUCKING WET YOU SLIDE ALLOVA THE PLACE GODDAMN NIGGA FUCKKK

ColonicAcid · Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:34 pm

FIRST STAN SMITH THEN FLY KNITS WILL SKETCHERS EVER STOP THIS DEBAUCHERY?
http://uk.complex.com/sneakers/2016/01/ ... fringement

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:40 pm #150003

ColonicAcid wrote:
Deitus wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:yes
>spending that much on a fucking WATCH

almost as bad as people spending >$40 on shoes

almost
shoes and a good watch are the most important part of any look.

You can get away with any old white t shirt and some jeans, you can't get away with shit kicks and a shit watch.

(i also spent £110 on shoes recently as well sorry buddy)

EDIT: if anyone comes here with the terroristcore cassio watch look i will literally garrote them no joke...

Thats a good Goy, keep shoveling more money at the 1%

Post by **oranges** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:41 am #150013

>smart watches
My workmates keep asking me for the time cause their smartwatches are flat

What is this madness, it doesn't even tell the time well

ColonicAcid · Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:55 am

Malkevin wrote: Thats a good Goy, keep shoveling more money at the 1%

yeah lol dude just kidding im actually going back to my hut in the middle of fucking sherwood forest where i survive off morning dew and lentils because #fuckthe1% am i right xd also communal communism TOTALLY WORKS!!!!!! trust me i did an experiment involving the fucking merry men.

i have no running water because dont want those FAT CATS who contro lthe water to get rich either and i dont have any LUXURIES because I HATE FAT CATS

you know what isn't owned by fat cats? lentils.
god i fucking love lentils

#justfrugalthings :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:06 am #150048

I buy shoes that fit.

It's hard to find 16s outside of ordering online and fuck shipping costs.

Remie Richards · Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:51 am

Takeguru wrote:I buy shoes that fit.

It's hard to find 16s outside of ordering online and fuck shipping costs.

>16

you're an american aren't you? so that's really a size 15.
but that's still 9 sizes bigger than me!

you have huge feet!

Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:56 am

and you know 'bout what they say about guys with big feet...

they need big socks

Post by **oranges** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:28 am #150077

and it's a pain sitting in most places cause the feet space is designed for max size 13 -14

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:06 am #150080

oranges wrote:>smart watches
My workmates keep asking me for the time cause their smartwatches are flat

What is this madness, it doesn't even tell the time well

It's never gone flat on me. Maybe your co workers need a bit of self control. I like it a lot, since I can have my phone perpetually silent and still receive call and text notifications.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:02 pm #150098

my feet are huge but also the most sensitive sons of bitches you'll find, I can barely walk anywhere without them complaining

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:59 pm #150108

I prefer to walk barefoot outside, its really uncomfortable for me to walk around my yard in the summer with shoes on.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:01 pm #150114

Remie Richards wrote:
Takeguru wrote:I buy shoes that fit.

It's hard to find 16s outside of ordering online and fuck shipping costs.
>16

you're an american aren't you? so that's really a size 15.
but that's still 9 sizes bigger than me!

you have huge feet!

Fun fact I bought a pair of clown shoes once

They didn't fit

Spoiler:

Screemonster · Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:05 am

oranges wrote:>smart watches
My workmates keep asking me for the time cause their smartwatches are flat

What is this madness, it doesn't even tell the time well

reminds me of those fuckin' "Internet of things" thermostats that I keep seeing adverts for, and leave me wondering "why the shit would I want to phone my fucking boiler what's wrong with a knob, oh look it's downloading updates now and turned my heating off while it restarts and it's going to be obsolete in two years, how is this an improvement over a mechanical timer switch that lasts forever"

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:36 am #150191

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:56 am #150195

LiamLime wrote:

I know that feel

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:17 am #150220

My shoes are two gold bricks I hollowed out so I could get my feet inside them

Get on my level you destitute fucks

Ladies call me Tonka when they hear me stomping up on the pussy in these bad boys

Post by **oranges** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:32 am #150239

Cause you're only good to dump dirt on and then leave?

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:14 am #150247

Don't listen to colonic on fashion dude wears new balances

AKA the official shoes of "i am 45, have 2 kids, and don't care how i look anymore"

They're the shoe equivalent of jean shorts

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:01 am #150250

LiamLime wrote:

What are you, a woman or a little baby that can't handle their drink?