Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Remie Richards · Mon Feb 08, 2016 5:35 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

My Mother's ad block plus broke and she managed to reinstall it all by herself.
I am worried, she is learning, this is bad haha.

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:18 pm #152709

Parents learning how to use things is pretty awful. I'm scared shitless my parents will get on the internet and fall for some stupid scam.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:01 pm #152721

I drank more Fireball than man was ever meant to last night.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:25 pm #152728

I love cinnamon stuff but fireball is way to sweet for my anymore. Although it is pretty good mixed with lemonade. Nowadays i drink nothing but neat whiskey and dark beers.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:26 pm

I'm trying to develop a taste for IPAs. There are so many of them it seems a shame not to at least be able to sample them without gagging. But they're JUST. SO. BITTER.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:20 pm #152733

i only imbibe olde english, colt 45, and cheap boxed wine

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:42 pm #152819

I really am not a fan of beers with a super strong hop taste, which apparently includes all IPAs. I just think they taste gross, its not even the bitterness really. Also when i was like 16 i drank two and a half 40s of olde english on st patties day and got rekt. It was pretty fun, but the next day was awful

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:45 pm #152823

My aunt for the majority of her life went to parties and drunk very hard alcohol like Vodka. Eventually she'd done so much damage to herself with the alcohol that it quite literally burned a hole through her stomach, so ever since then she can't even have a drop or she'll get hospitalized. Really taught me at a young age not to get into any of that.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:48 am #152841

Remie Richards wrote:My Mother's ad block plus broke and she managed to reinstall it all by herself.
I am worried, she is learning, this is bad haha.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:13 pm #152955

I've been buying those $10 bigass bottles of yellowtail and drinking them by myself.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:32 pm #152956

Wine gives me bad hangovers for whatever reason. Also my scotch is nearly gone, gonna buy a nice bottle once I get my first paycheck from my new job

Remie Richards · Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:28 pm

I have only ever had 1 alcoholic drink.
it was 1 glass of babysham a few Christmases ago.

I was completely destroyed and I couldn't solve my puzzles I'd gotten.
I do remember it being fun though so I guess I'm a happy drunk?

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:30 pm

Wine gets me drunk faster than hard liquor for some reason, but the acid in it makes my back teeth hurt. It's frustrating.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:28 pm #152991

I'm pretty resistant to alcohol which isn't the greatest because I never know when I've crossed the threshold and the bullshit filter between my mouth and my brain calls it a night

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:47 pm

Ricotez wrote:I'm pretty resistant to alcohol which isn't the greatest because I never know when I've crossed the threshold and the bullshit filter between my mouth and my brain calls it a night

Normally I'd be a bit more resilient, but since I've been dieting I haven't been eating or drinking as much, so my tolerance is down. At least I can get substantially buzzed of a cheap 40 now.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:12 pm #152997

Wyzack wrote:Wine gives me bad hangovers for whatever reason. Also my scotch is nearly gone, gonna buy a nice bottle once I get my first paycheck from my new job

Some wines contain sulfites to preserve them.
When you're first drinking them, they destroy you and give you major headaches.

Actually according to some quick internet research it turns out that's just some kind of myth I don't know.

They say that the aged quality of wine can cause some kind of allergic reaction in some people who drink it as the body overreacts to what it thinks is spoiled food/drink.
This causes histamine production and a headache. So if you take antihistamine before chugging wine you should be fine.

Either way:

Eventually you get used to drinking poison and learn to enjoy it.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:15 pm #153000

That makes a lot of sense, as i have it very infrequently. I like dry reds

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:18 pm #153001

Reds are good. I've been trying to drink more whites, I don't give them enough attention.

Riesling is great, but aside from that I don't really know my whites.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:41 pm #153027

An0n3 wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Wine gives me bad hangovers for whatever reason. Also my scotch is nearly gone, gonna buy a nice bottle once I get my first paycheck from my new job
Some wines contain sulfites to preserve them.
When you're first drinking them, they destroy you and give you major headaches.

Actually according to some quick internet research it turns out that's just some kind of myth I don't know.

They say that the aged quality of wine can cause some kind of allergic reaction in some people who drink it as the body overreacts to what it thinks is spoiled food/drink.
This causes histamine production and a headache. So if you take antihistamine before chugging wine you should be fine.

Either way:

Eventually you get used to drinking poison and learn to enjoy it.

Grapes absorb a lot of nutrients from the soil so the effect the wine will have on you depends a lot on where you get it from.

South African wine has a lot of sulfides (salt basically), which not only gives it a horrible sea water after taste but gives you a banging headache, last time I drank an SA red I got about 2/3s of the bottle down before it made a violent bid for freedom, felt like complete and utter shit the next day.
Not a problem I've had my usual preference of Spanish, Italian, or Australian reds.

420weedscopes · Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:36 pm

i don't need to fucking say more

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:03 pm #153254

Gf learned how to make french macaroons and she is getting really good at it. Nothing has caused me to gain weight in the past but this might do it

EndgamerAzari · Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:54 pm

DON'T YOU'LL WIND UP LIKE ME

On a related note:

I was talking at Weight Watchers about how I want to lose 20 more pounds (having finally broken my old goal of 205), and one of the women said, "Oh you don't want to be that skinny, women don't like that."
I replied, "Well, they don't like me anyway, so that's not really my main concern."

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:54 am #153329

EndgamerAzari wrote:DON'T YOU'LL WIND UP LIKE ME

On a related note:

I was talking at Weight Watchers about how I want to lose 20 more pounds (having finally broken my old goal of 205), and one of the women said, "Oh you don't want to be that skinny, women don't like that."
I replied, "Well, they don't like me anyway, so that's not really my main concern."

hopes and drmemes

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:35 am #153400

EndgamerAzari wrote:DON'T YOU'LL WIND UP LIKE ME

On a related note:

I was talking at Weight Watchers about how I want to lose 20 more pounds (having finally broken my old goal of 205), and one of the women said, "Oh you don't want to be that skinny, women don't like that."
I replied, "Well, they don't like me anyway, so that's not really my main concern."

Bdumtish!

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:15 pm #153430

Waifus and touhou is real heres proof:

>finally decide on my waifu: Sakuya
>use her picture as my smartphone wallpaper
>immediately gf gets some gay ear infection
>mom gets flu
>grandmother gets flu
>almost get flu myself caring for them all
>go to judo, guy does a very careful and mild throw
>slowly roll onto my shoulder, dislocation
>just as it gets better to the point of me being able to do HSPUs again, twist the arm while getting up from bed, IT HURTS EVEN MORE NOW, can't even do pushups
>my doc is not available, instead some young dweeb is there, barely knows how shoulders look, prescribes some bullshit crap that doesn't work, oh my god
>dealing with all this bullshit is making me miss a deadline and it's all snowballing because I have like three deadlines this month
>on the plus side I don't have to eat now that I don't do anything physical

Tewi, I am very sorry I chose Sakuya as my waifu. I will now remove her picture from my smartphone, Tewi, please give me some good luck, I promise I will forever be faithful to you, I am a good boy, I always said rabbit rabbit at the start of the month, I will never again play Reisen, I know she is your bitch and you own her.

Saeg if you read this please put in a good word with Tewi

420weedscopes · Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:52 pm

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:58 pm #153441

Tewi is a magical rabbit. She used to be an ordinary rabbit, but took good care of her health, lived a very long life, and became a youkai (that's Santa for you kaijuice).
She can give people luck if she wants to. I assume she can also give negative luck because why not.

She made Saeg wear bunny ears, flex, and captured it on camera, now Saeg uses the resultant gif as his picture on the forums (she threatened to kill Saeg's true waifu Aya Shekelmaru so he had to do it).

That said Tewi is the best and is my waifu and is the best touhou.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:32 pm #153445

EndgamerAzari · Thu Feb 11, 2016 3:56 pm

Time to add another entry to my list of Forum Users Who Might Be Having Some Kind Of Psychotic Episode.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 4:01 pm #153456

Wyzack wrote:Gf learned how to make french macaroons and she is getting really good at it. Nothing has caused me to gain weight in the past but this might do it
Gf learned how to make french macaroon
Gf learned
Gf

[muffled reeee in the distance]

also i should really get a waifu sometime, but she must be pure

EndgamerAzari wrote:Time to add another entry to my list of Forum Users Who Might Be Having Some Kind Of Psychotic Episode.

i better be no 1 on that list

EndgamerAzari · Thu Feb 11, 2016 5:34 pm

The informal name for it is "The Deitus Report".

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 5:58 pm #153480

Deitus wrote: also i should really get a waifu sometime, but she must be pure

MATE I WROTE UP A SHORT QUICK GUIDE ON HOW TO CHOOSE A WAIFU JUST FOR YOU

1. BE REALISTIC

You can't find a perfect waifu without knowing who you are yourself. Just because everyone else thinks yanderes are awesome and have Yuno as their waifu doesn't mean you want some psycho chick stalking you all day and killing your friends. On the other hand, you don't want to see a character in the anime you're watching and be like "That's the one. She's my waifu." and then end up with 8572 waifus. Be honest with yourself. Know that just because she seems like the ultimate waifu doesn't mean she's right for you. Likewise, not every waifu could be your waifu.

2. KNOW YOUR OPTIONS

Alright on to the next thing. This kind of goes along with my previous point. Don't be a bandwagoner, claiming all mainstream anime girls as your waifus just because everyone thinks they're kawaii. If you wanna find the perfect waifu, you have to dig deeper.

First, watch the anime she appears in. No brainer. Next, pay close attention to her interactions with the other characters, because that's how she's going to be like with you. Then, scrutinize her clothes. Does she ever change outfits or color schemes? Are you OK with what she wears? Lastly, take a glimpse at her personality. If she is an extreme sadist who has killed millions of people without a blink, maybe you want to rethink your choice of waifus.

3. KNOW YOURSELF

This is just as important as knowing your waifu candidates. To find the right anime girl for you, you have to know your own personality, habits, pet-peeves, and hobbies inside and out. Are you tsundere or dandere?Also, try to hammer out your preferences in girls. Do you like sweet, docile girls or caustic, volatile gals? Once you've pretty much made an anime character out of yourself and your character traits, you can move on to the final selection process.

4. FANTASIZE

Take everything I've just talked about and use it in this step. Close your eyes, take each waifu candidate, and imagine yourself next to her. Do your appearances match? Then, imagine you two at dinner. Do you agree or disagree on the menu? After that, picture her in your room. Has she destroyed it yet? Lastly, imagine the...k-kiss...*blushes*. Can you even imagine getting that far with her? Go through these steps with every waifu candidate.

Tewi is the best in every department though. My budgie is close second.

EndgamerAzari wrote:Time to add another entry to my list of Forum Users Who Might Be Having Some Kind Of Psychotic Episode.

Are you implying Ricotez is having a breakdown just cause he posted an anime?

EndgamerAzari · Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:31 pm

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:37 pm #153487

I can't contain myself, my griefing process looks like

1. denial
2. shitposting
3. go to step 1

Nice reptile by the way, reminds me about that turtle from kung fu panda

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 8:50 pm #153504

EndgamerAzari wrote:Time to add another entry to my list of Forum Users Who Might Be Having Some Kind Of Psychotic Episode.

Here's the full list: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/memberlist.php

Also it is my 20th, so I'm gonna be partying tomorrow with some friends and drinking far too much. Don't take anything I say between 24 and 48 hours from now seriously.

Spoiler:

EndgamerAzari · Thu Feb 11, 2016 8:55 pm

Drynwyn wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Time to add another entry to my list of Forum Users Who Might Be Having Some Kind Of Psychotic Episode.
Here's the full list: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/memberlist.php

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:11 pm #153513

>tfw 6th highest post count on the forums

watch your back saegrimir

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:29 pm #153529

Page one is good enough for me.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:31 pm #153530

Wyzack wrote:>tfw 6th highest post count on the forums

watch your back saegrimir

Dude I don't even know where it all comes from.
I don't even participate in the chatty circlejerk off-topic threads.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:32 pm #153532

Comes from FNR :^)

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:38 pm #153533

Mine is mostly from the community dorf fort games I used to run. Maybe I'll do another one for NEWUPDATE but I would need a gimmick of some sort to make it interesting

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:11 pm #153541

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:23 pm #153542

Ricotez wrote:*incoherent screaming*

Oh right, that's where it all comes from.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:20 am #153648

obligatory viewing:
[youtube]mPL9xV4MDY0[/youtube]

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Feb 12, 2016 12:15 pm #153706

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:10 pm #153710

Takeguru wrote:Page one is good enough for me.

can't believe I'm on page one too actually I can since I frequently check here compulsively nearly every 30 minutes

420weedscopes · Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:36 pm

hooray for chest infections

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:19 pm #153773

I had a dream that hornygranny coded a thing about me in the game. all I can recall at the moment is it only working with my name but I specifically remember him making a forum post about it and me replying on the forum in my dreams. I don't even talk to hornygranny what the hecks going on

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:51 pm #153780

It is a new 160 brute anime sword called the Djingler and killed opponents have odd ss13 related dreams in real life

Remie Richards · Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:01 am

Wyzack wrote:It is a new 160 brute anime sword called the Djingler and killed opponents have odd ss13 related dreams in real life

Wait, doesn't that mean... SOMEBODY KILLED WIZNARD WITH THE DJINGLER!?
WIZNARD'S BEEN DJINGLED!

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:24 am #153789

My grieving progress appears to be

1: Anger
2: Depressed
3: Drunk
4: Partial acceptance, go back to 1