Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:32 am #160601

Bottom post of the previous page:

An0n3 wrote: ...and I have boxes and boxes and boxes of this shit. I have a storage unit full of this shit.

that sounds like a good reputable place to store you newly treasured expensive merchandise. I too have many expensive things that would be perfect to store, perhaps you can recommend me your storage vendor's location, and for no reason at all give me the number of your storage locker.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:38 am #160603

hello sir its me ur brother

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:25 am #160626

Honestly I don't even need the cash so what the actual fuck am I doing with all this.

I make enough money to spend enough of it as irresponsibly as I currently care to. Having more liquid assets on hand wouldn't necessarily improve the quality of my life, just binge spending...which is a bad thing anyway.
It's probably a better, safer investment to just continue to horde the games and see how high they'll go.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:27 am #160663

Fecking nhs

Meant to be having gallbladder surgery this morning, I was second on the list for theatre
But they've not passed on my mri scan I had on Monday to the surgeon, so now I'm sat here for the past two hours, tired and hungry waiting for the results, wondering if my surgery is going to go ahead or get cancelled.

420weedscopes · Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:59 pm

An0n3 wrote:Honestly I don't even need the cash so what the actual fuck am I doing with all this.

I make enough money to spend enough of it as irresponsibly as I currently care to. Having more liquid assets on hand wouldn't necessarily improve the quality of my life, just binge spending...which is a bad thing anyway.
It's probably a better, safer investment to just continue to horde the games and see how high they'll go.

just buy everyone on the forums an ice cream each
that'll get rid of it

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:36 pm #160716

Yay, another surgery done and dusted.

Hopefully that's the last one for a long time

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:10 pm #160740

Spoiler:

For unknown reasons I am certain this could give me a hard-on if I turned up the volume.

EndgamerAzari · Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:10 pm

Probably the vibrations fucking with your prostate. RMMBBLLLLMMBBBBBRRRR

Also, glad to hear things went well, Malkevin.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:02 pm #160796

I have started developing a taste for nicer scotch. GG disposable income

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:08 pm #160798

EndgamerAzari wrote:Probably the vibrations fucking with your prostate. RMMBBLLLLMMBBBBBRRRR

Also, glad to hear things went well, Malkevin.

Urge to sit on subwoofer intensifies.

Broomstick · Post by **Broomstick** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:21 pm #160874

some kid told me i would be a good masochist today

NSFW:

ColonicAcid · Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:34 pm

imma sum out my sex life in a couple of gifs 4 u

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:00 am #160889

Should've kicked him in the balls and see if he camed.

ColonicAcid · Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:40 am

I just read the shitfest that is the hg thread in admin complaints and it actually made me angry. Partly because the arguments being put forward were stupid and partly because the general retarded rhetoric from the ass licker brigade was equally retarded. And then it hit me, I'm retarded for being angry at this.

You know what I should just stick to romanising the lyrics of sour grapes into my signature so I don't actually get an aneurysm from the cherry berry retardation.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:06 am #160914

my sexlife is like startale_life

it's great, then i start half-assing it for extra money, then i get arrested for it

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:09 am #160917

LOL I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AND IT'S ONE IN THE MORNING PRETTY SURE THE POLICE WERE CALLED.

Uh u know who to wouldn't match fix??? Cj herO. He's too qt to matchfix.

EndgamerAzari · Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:26 pm

I can't tell if house music makes me focused or sleepy.

Actually, I'm not sure if I can tell the difference between those two states, regardless of stimulus.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:33 pm #161058

while we're posting graphical representations of our sex lives

Spoiler:

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 5:25 pm #161069

EndgamerAzari wrote:I can't tell if house music makes me focused or sleepy.

Actually, I'm not sure if I can tell the difference between those two states, regardless of stimulus.

why do you listen to sped up vaporwave?

EndgamerAzari · Fri Mar 11, 2016 5:30 pm

TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I can't tell if house music makes me focused or sleepy.

Actually, I'm not sure if I can tell the difference between those two states, regardless of stimulus.
why do you listen to sped up vaporwave?

Because I'm not the one-dimensional farce of a human being everyone seems to think I am?

I AM A MAN, DAMMIT! A MAAAAAAAAAAAN

420weedscopes · Fri Mar 11, 2016 5:48 pm

azari is 2d
who will claim azari as their 2d husbando

EndgamerAzari · Fri Mar 11, 2016 6:23 pm

If I was 2d at least I'd be thin

Remie Richards · Fri Mar 11, 2016 6:31 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote:If I was 2d at least I'd be thin

You'd be thin on the Z axis.
Also what are you talking about you're not that fat anyways.

EndgamerAzari · Fri Mar 11, 2016 6:36 pm

Okay actually I did find out that I'm 14.5% body fat the other day, which is below my goal of 15%, so I guess I'm not that fat.

I'm just boring and unpleasant to be around, I can't blame it on my physical appearance any more.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 8:27 pm #161125

Fri Mar 11, 2016 8:28 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote:Okay actually I did find out that I'm 14.5% body fat the other day, which is below my goal of 15%, so I guess I'm not that fat.

I'm just boring and unpleasant to be around, I can't blame it on my physical appearance any more.

idk you sounded pretty friendly on your stream that i popped into the other day

EndgamerAzari · Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:17 pm

Oh, I generally try to be pretty friendly and pleasant to people, but I can get pretty annoying and I'm just... odd. I wear pretty thin pretty quickly.

420weedscopes · Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:02 am

this took me a fucking hour
it's not done
the 7ish seconds after are so i have room to work in AE
https://www.dropbox.com/s/59uojl5o87flg ... o.mp4?dl=0

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:23 am #161241

Everytime I fart or try to squeeze the last few drops of pee out the tensing pulls on the surgical staples in my belly button.

This is not the least bit comfortable.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:49 pm #161636

Back from Vegas

Spent a total of 270 and 238 of that was on the way home when I remembered my current HDD was almost full and I needed a new one

Oh, and everything in the fridge had gone off because of the 12 hour power outage

I also learned the reason

They need to do it every year because the infrastructure is so dated it needs a hard reset yearly

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:16 pm

Takeguru wrote:Back from Vegas

Spent a total of 270 and 238 of that was on the way home when I remembered my current HDD was almost full and I needed a new one

Oh, and everything in the fridge had gone off because of the 12 hour power outage

I also learned the reason

They need to do it every year because the infrastructure is so dated it needs a hard reset yearly

You'd think they would have some money to upgrade their infrastructure. But how was Vegas, I haven't been there in ages and when I did go I was too young to do anything other than play in the arcades at the Circus Circus, and now if my family wants to do 'vegas stuff' we're doing it at Primm.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:25 pm #161639

It was alright

Much like last time, I didn't do much because I'm not really a fan of gambling
Traffic is just as shit as ever, weather was pretty good, Rainforest Cafe made us wait 45 minutes for food and they got the order wrong

We were on the Strip proper this time, in Bally's, last time we were at South Point but my sister's division was banned from South Point after they got drunk and fired blanks off in the halls

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:22 am #161648

Zootopia was amazing.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:03 pm

I have 24 paid days off saved up. I'm honestly considering taking a whole week off for the purposes of making the next edition of my card game. I haven't touched it in months.

420weedscopes · Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:09 pm

IT'S DONE

the intro i mean
that image is of a wip

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:19 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote:I have 24 paid days off saved up. I'm honestly considering taking a whole week off for the purposes of making the next edition of my card game. I haven't touched it in months.

You could always do what my mother does and wait for a 3 day weekend and take that week off giving you a 9 day vacation with you having to use less of your days.

You know that's if they let you, and assuming you don't work weekends. And other variables that I haven't factored in.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:23 pm

Ehhhh man I don't do anything important here

I'll honestly be surprised if they keep me around long enough for me to quit when I plan to in September so I can dive into another ill-fated venture

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:37 am #162173

I think I broke my wrist being stupid

Had to ghetto up a splint

Spoiler:

EndgamerAzari · Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:15 pm

Holy Christ

Redneck medicine is always fun

Spoiler:

ShadowDimentio · Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:29 pm

Porcelain is sharp as fuck.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:35 pm

I didn't even notice the cuts until I felt the blood running out of my hand.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:32 pm #162243

Maccus if that is a legit break I think you need a proper doctor bud

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:52 pm #162262

EndgamerAzari wrote:I didn't even notice the cuts until I felt the blood running out of my hand.

[youtube]5WN0wMqpi68[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:55 pm

God fucking dammit Wiznard not everything I do is vaporwave-related

It's like 70%, tops

420weedscopes · Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:25 pm

that fucking splint holy shit

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:40 pm #162306

Hey you dirt eating peasants with only /two/ thumb buttons on your mouse (or perhaps you're a subhuman with no thumb buttons at all!)

Prepare to meet your 10 thumb button God

Not something I plan on buying, just something I thought puts the X (get it, x?) in eXtreme and looks pretty nifty... and probably impossible to use.

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:50 pm #162308

I have a Logitech g600, which is basically the same thing. The numberpad on the side is nice but having ring finger mouse button is amazing.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:05 am #162314

What I have actually bought is one of these:

Computer needs a dust out, I can tell because the CPU fan is screeching at 6500RPM under load.

Seeing as cans of compressed air cost a ridiculous tenner these days I figure this bad boy will pay for itself in the long run, at only 30 quid.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:39 am #162324

I had a right scaphoid fracture. They put me in a sling and splint and gave me some loritabs.

I feel gooooooooooooooooood.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:45 am #162326

Did they give you some lactulose too?

EndgamerAzari · Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:21 am

My dumb faggot face was on TV a while ago