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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:50 pm #187356

You see that:

MATHS, not math.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby bandit » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:51 pm #187357

a second degree that happens to be in math

that is assuming I don't fail calculus which is always a possibility

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:55 pm #187361

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:50 pm #187378

Maybe I should eat more for lunch than beer and protein shakes.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:16 pm #187382

Given the number of people who come out of Comp sci courses unable to write any code, and the majority of programmers I know being self taught, it really does seem that just getting stuck in is the best method of learning the subject.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby oranges » Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:23 pm #187385

CosmicScientist wrote:I hope your test driven development is more fun than my university's, Azari. It was approached awkwardly since the coursework's specification was too bare bones for the system of making tests then programming to work but I appreciate knowing about it. I imagine it might be better for modifying existing systems than creating something from scratch unless you have a thorough design doc and I'm awaiting the day I don't need to change a unit test after I figure out a better way of coding it that invalids the original test.

(Also I'm jealous that you seem to be learning more than me, grr nine grand a year grr)


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:14 am #187437

At my uni compsci was so awful they closed the department last year.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:47 am #187479

Computing science is just that, the science of computing. All sciences are applied math in a way, but none of them are closer to actual math than computing science. On a very theoretical level, you can mathematically prove properties of algorithms and protocols with the right tools and calculi (such as undecidability, which means that a computer cannot solve a computation deterministically).
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:17 pm #187484

As you said, all sciences are intrinsically connected to maths, but to state that CompSci is more than others is kinda iffy considering at the base level everything is maths.

You can cut down even biology to pure applied mathematics if you look at it abstractedly, and you can do it even easier with both Chemistry and Physics.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:24 pm #187499

ColonicAcid wrote:As you said, all sciences are intrinsically connected to maths, but to state that CompSci is more than others is kinda iffy considering at the base level everything is maths.

You can cut down even biology to pure applied mathematics if you look at it abstractedly, and you can do it even easier with both Chemistry and Physics.


The difference is that for sciences like physics and chemistry, math is an end to a means. Computing science deals with how to compute something. It looks at the math itself and asks how it can be deconstructed into simple steps that can be rapidly solved by a machine.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:43 pm #187505

Meanwhile, sociologists are sitting in back laughing their asses off about how all sciences can be traced back to math.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:57 pm #187512

Part of why i love microbiology and genetics is that I never have to do any math more complicated than stoicheometry and solution chemistry equations
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:58 pm #187513

as if more proof were needed that sociology isn't an actual science :^)

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:01 pm #187514

Thank God that psychology, linguistics, philosophy count.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:07 pm #187516

Computer degrees are more logic intensive.

If you think there is more math involved in CompSci than something like a Physics degree you're adorable.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:17 pm #187519

Wyzack wrote:Part of why i love microbiology and genetics is that I never have to do any math more complicated than stoicheometry and solution chemistry equations

Yeah but when you get into super in depth genetics you have to do alot of maths surrounding probabilities and statistical reliability.

Same thing in biochemistry, everyone thinks it's just chemistry with a basis of biology but then the first topics you do as an undergrad is entropy of biological reactions. And I'm not talking about ΔG = ΔH - TΔS either.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:43 pm #187572

An0n3 wrote:Computer degrees are more logic intensive.

If you think there is more math involved in CompSci than something like a Physics degree you're adorable.


At no point did I claim that CompSci involves more math than Physics. And you do realize that math is applied logic, right? Numerical systems operate on axioms which are defined in logic.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:51 pm #187575

Nerrrrdddsss


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:25 pm #188388

The internet at work was down from just before I got here until just a couple minutes ago. That's over an hour. Sweet Jesus, I can't imagine what this is gonna cost us.
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Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
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yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Zilenan91 » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:20 pm #188407

The DL times on Steam are usually wildly off
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:19 pm #188453

I paid the deposit and first month's rent for housing for the Software Guild. I'm really doing this.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:47 pm #188471

Zilenan91 wrote:The DL times on Steam are usually wildly off

this is my normal internet though

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:32 pm #188786

God help me I'm thinking of getting a tattoo
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:38 pm #188790

I keep thinking of getting one but just end up going "eh, nah"

I kept thinking it'd be funny to get shit like packing labels and those sorts of stark industrial symbols rather than anything like tribal shit or pop culture references

"This way up"
"Do not dispose of in fire"
"made from 100% recycled material"

shit like that

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:41 pm #188793

I would never pay money to mutilate my body like that.

I'm already enough of a wreck.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:46 pm #188797

A mate of mine went to a bodymod place and got a tiny magnet implanted in his little finger, it took only a few weeks before his brain started interpreting the tiny movements it makes when he puts it near metal things and magnetic things and now it's a legit sixth sense. Apparently he could reach out and feel a sort of dome of force around the microwave when it was running, as well as being able to tell whether a drink can is steel or aluminium just by waving his hand past it and shit like that.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:48 pm #188798

I doubt I'll actually go through with it, as I change my mind a lot--not to mention the fact that my family would fucking filet me if they found out. I'd probably get something simple, like the period table symbol for Neon on my right shoulder.

Scree, I've heard of people doing that, and while the rational part of me thinks it's phenomenally stupid, the cyberpunk/transhumanist trash in me gets giddy over it. FUUUUTURRRRE
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:59 pm #188801

Scree, what Azari said.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:30 pm #188806

Screemonster wrote:I keep thinking of getting one but just end up going "eh, nah"

I kept thinking it'd be funny to get shit like packing labels and those sorts of stark industrial symbols rather than anything like tribal shit or pop culture references

"This way up"
"Do not dispose of in fire"
"made from 100% recycled material"

shit like that

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:37 pm #188808

Transhumanist future is today boys, we are so close to proper cybernetics with sensory feedback i can practically taste it. I wonder how long it will take for the first elective prosthesis surgery to happen
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:38 pm #188809

i will be ready to fight against the transhumanist filth

stay pure ya fucking animals

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:47 pm #188811

Actually it's considered a pretty chic thing to do in meteorologist circles to get a bunch of magnets implanted in your hands. You develop a bunch of weird senses based on their movement that allow you to tell the weather or some shit.

Sounds need but it also sounds like you're going to obliterate your cellphone or any other kind of magnetic storage/electronics you try to handle.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:50 pm #188812

so meteorology has become a cult of magnets?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:50 pm #188813

The magnets aren't nearly strong enough for that.

I'd worry more about MRIs.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:54 pm #188814

All I know is what goofy grad students at ESF tell me.

I wouldn't want Mr. Amazing Magnet hands touching any of my flash drives or memory sticks regardless of what conflicting reports of whether or not your hand magnets can fuck them up you've read about on the internet.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:55 pm #188815

>not calling him edward magnethands

you had one fucking job anon

ONE FUCKING JOB.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:03 pm #188819

ColonicAcid wrote:i will be ready to fight against the transhumanist filth

stay pure ya fucking animals

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This tat is a guaranteed pussy magnet, bitches love electron orbitals
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:33 pm #188828

damn straight

they'll be a bunch of fucking electrophiles by the end of the night let me tell you.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:33 pm #188829

Man I got a C in Chemistry, I don't know that shit. Hell, half the people who'd see the original idea wouldn't get it. Ehhhhhhh it's just money I'd waste
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby bandit » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:49 pm #188833

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:53 pm #188835

ColonicAcid wrote:>not calling him edward magnethands

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:11 pm #188838

tough guyy huh????
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:17 am #188933

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:27 pm #188991

Saw warcraft movie last night. Was pretty cringy, and the non historical silly armor bothered me more than I thought it would. I guess it is not bad for a story made for an rts in the early 90s
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:30 pm #189000

Not even the pauldrons, just like the goofy chestplates and the kings stupid helmet, it was not even close to what real armor looks like and it all looked plastic.

Also it did not seem very accessible to people who never played the games. I guess they had such a massive guaranteed demographic they didn't bother making it accessible.

Gul Dan was pretty cool though
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:43 pm #189006

At first the orcs looked really out of place and goofy to me, but after a bit i kinda got used to it. The magic stuff all looked pretty cool, special effects wise. It was not bad


EDIT: Gonna expand a little on this. I think my biggest issue with the movie boils down to the fact that a lot of the stuff in warcraft looks really cool in a video game but is incredibly jarring and odd in real life. The armor certainly falls under this, as do the orc faces and pretty much all the architecture. The dwarves all look very bloated and CGI in contrast to the more humanesque dwarves in lord of the rings. The human cities look pretty much identical to how they did in Warcraft 3 and in real life it just looks kinda off. Can't really explain it.

Fight scenes were pretty cool though, lot of human soldiers with guns which was neat. At one point an orc gets his hand blown off point blank and it was pretty badass. Not a horrible movie overall, but a pretty good indicator that trying to capture the identical artistic style of a video game in real life does not work terribly well
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:45 pm #189016

The ultra smurfs got a movie, a terrible terrible movie

There was also a really cringey short live action movie from the 90s
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:59 pm #189020

Unless Warhams total war does really REALLY well i doubt there will ever be a warhammer fantasy movie because Games Workshop saw fit to nuke the Old World for Age of Shitmar. It is really upsetting to me because the setting for Warhammer fantasy is an interesting and slightly darker take on a lot of fantasy tropes, and is based more on germany than the classic britain/france hybrid that everyone else does. Seems like such a goddamn waste. My greatest hope is that between warhammer fantasy vidya games doing well and age of shiggydigmar doing so poorly they might do a massive asspull retcon and bring it back
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Jun 22, 2016 7:39 pm #189063

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