/tg/Station 13

by **Wyzack** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:30 pm #190906

I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

by **XSI** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:44 pm #190910

You love us

All of us

No homo though

by **Thunder11** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:52 pm #190975

Time to challenge demonfiren for the number 3 spot

by **THE MIGHTY GALVATRON** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:06 am #191014

So today I saw a baby hump a large Winnie the Pooh Tsum Tsum.

That's my day.

by **TheWiznard** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:45 am #191078

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

I'm 46th

also home alone for the next weekanahalf because rest of my family went on a trip to idaho to visit my uncle and I decided to stay home. I had different plans to do during but those have changed recently. Now I get to enjoy my bday on thursday with jdaniels and the peace and quiet of my room. except for my grandpa who plans on taking me golfing early in the morning and later in the afternoon for dinner. (golfing may be a white person sport but fuck it's actually really enjoyable when you can hit like 150~ yards with a p wedge, it sucks for me cuz I go a full set of clubs but they aren't custom or anything and are too short for me so I can't hit as well as I did 5-6 years ago when I was a tad shorter. I've managed to collect a driver, an 8 iron and a p wedge and a putter though that are more my size and with those four I don't really need much else. I don't really play golf to keep score but I do like seeing how far I can hit it each time so in a way I guess I do keep score of myself over the course of different games.)

by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:18 am #191083

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

Only 1100 to go for the throne

Make that 1101

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:11 am #191102

Shit man, I can't let Wyzack catch up.

by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:49 am #191167

by **Ricotez** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:50 am #191168

I had my first proper holiday in 6 years

by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:05 pm #191191

ColonicAcid wrote:

That's how a real pimp waters his houseplants.

by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:30 pm #191197

ive read that like 10 times now and i still fucking burst out in tears over it

jesus christ

by **EndgamerAzari** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:49 pm #191284

Arrrrgh why can't I have a boss who's an asshole like everyone else seems to? My supervisor is such a nice guy--saying that I should take more time off, etc.--that I'm going to feel so shitty when I have to tell him I'm leaving.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:29 pm #191388

by **MrEousTranger** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:26 am #191464

A few years ago I came home from school and the whole house smelled like gas
I realized the stove was still on and the house was flooded with flammable gas.
The same day my little brother was showing off this flint and steel he had for show and tell.
He walked into the house and said " Hey! [REDACTED] wanna see my flint and steel??!!! :DDDDDD"
I screamed "DON'T FUCKING LIGHT THAT!" I grabbed in and threw it into the yard.
He thought I was angry at him so he started to lean over for the base ball bat.
I had to explain that the house was full of gas and that if he lit that we would die.
All he said was "K".

by **Wyzack** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:29 pm #191623

Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen

by **TheWiznard** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:38 am #191728

Wyzack wrote:Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen

got the bottle of jd today alls good my man

by **EndgamerAzari** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:13 am #191742

I actually did, too. My brother's birthday is the 5th and I'm going to hang out with him this weekend, so I dropped the better part of $50 on a big ol' bottle of Jack.

by **Wyzack** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:33 am #192022

Happy Canada Day u fucks

by **TheWiznard** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:09 am #192025

CosmicScientist wrote:What's Canada day?

the day of canada

by **Remie Richards** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:19 am #192026

Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks

Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.

by **Wyzack** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:23 am #192028

Fireworks were excellent this year. Time to get drunk

by **Ikarrus** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:22 am #192040

Glorious leaf day to all of you.

by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:59 am #192067

Remie Richards wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks

Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.

Wish I could eat Putin.

by **nsos** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:04 am #192301

i feel like shit for spending money on things i actually need

by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:21 am #192303

But y

by **nsos** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:43 am #192305

idk i have a lot of shit i need to get in about a month's time for uni and also need a better paying job also for uni.

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:59 am #192348

Whats your major m8

by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:11 pm #192389

Either I'm getting too old or Peroni and Jaeger really don't agree with me.

Probably both to be honest.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:46 pm #193027

I accepted my loan for the Software Guild today.

I'm doin this

I'm makin this happen

by **Ricotez** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:56 pm #193034

by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:08 pm #193156

Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.

by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:27 pm #193213

ThanatosRa wrote:Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.

Turns out I was right. My team was dissolved and we're all demoted to the lower team with our overseas counterparts keeping their positions because despite their incompetence they're much cheaper. And that's the only reason. The client supposedly can't afford us anymore. We're getting a pay cut down to the old position too. I supposed its good my car payment this month is the last.

I don't know what I'm going to do though. I am even more stuck at ma's now. I had a chance at living alone before now I really can't afford it.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:51 am #193295

Hang in there. You'll get through it!

by **EndgamerAzari** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:05 pm #193375

Double post hlaughlahgauhg

I told my boss I'm leaving at the end of August. He took it really well and was very supportive, "We're sorry to see you go" type of thing. I think I'm gonna cry.

by **Takeguru** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:10 pm #193477

On vacation, stuck in the bathroom with the runs

God damn it

Better finding out now than after shutting down a pool though

by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:56 pm #193498

They screw me. And by extension screwed my father. The last thing I did in person with him was tell him my plans. Everything I was doing. So he wouldn't worry. These corporate fucks ruined that. I don't even blame my employers. This affront is solely on the client's hands.

by **Whoisthere** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:31 am #193639

Wouldn't it be better if papa jones delivered burgers and burger king delivered pizza?

This post was deleted by Whoisthere on Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:45 am.
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by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:11 am #193644

They're both plebeian so who cares.

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:08 pm #193673

Yeah, Americans are plebs.

by **Whoisthere** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:26 pm #193685

I bought Palladium boots like three days ago, wore them for a grand total of 10 hours, and the seam on the back is already loose.
Last pair lasted me 6 months of constant wear, I guess whoever bought them out is making the company even more efficient (tm) (r)

I really hate this trend of "buy out good shit cut costs to 0 milk it until people realize that another one of their favorites is now utter poopoop"

by **Ricotez** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:44 pm #193689

capitalism ho

by **EndgamerAzari** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:54 pm #193703

Starting dieting again today because I got fat again. Blarg.

by **Wyzack** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:54 pm #193704

Going to see Ninja Sex Party play in Toronto late August. So fucking stoked! Starbomb is gonna be playing too

by **Remie Richards** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:42 pm #193726

Wyzack wrote:Going to see Ninja Sex Party play in Toronto late August. So fucking stoked! Starbomb is gonna be playing too

#jealous #fucku
Will Samurai Abstinence Patrol also be playing?

by **Wyzack** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:54 pm #193730

Hah well I mean Aaron is going to be there but probably not Barry. I hope they play some stuff from under the covers. I imagine they will since TWRP is gonna be there too

by **Remie Richards** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:56 pm #193732

Yeah if TWRP are there then they'll be doing their covers for sure.

by **Malkevin** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:55 pm #193752

Sister's lizard has been sick for over a month, maybe even two.
I'm saying to her and my mum "She's had that discoloured patch for a while and suddenly stopped eating. Take her to a vet", they're like "She's just hibernating, they do that. Fine as long as they don't suddenly drop weight"
Flash forward a few weeks ago, lizard has lost a shit ton of weight. I'm constantly saying to them "Take it to a vet"

Several more weeks later, they finally take her to a vet last monday, 100 quid for the vet to go "Don't know whats wrong, inject her with these antibiotics and feed her this magic food"
Not four days later the fucker is dead.

Also my silly mother left the living room door open, so the dog's gotten upstairs and found the packet of bourbon cremes I bought yesterday - eaten the lot of them the greedy bitch.

Sad day.

by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:29 pm #193789

Maybe I'm crazy but I wish there was a way to take revenge on the client without getting fired or arrested.

by **Remie Richards** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:37 pm #193792

ThanatosRa wrote:Maybe I'm crazy but I wish there was a way to take revenge on the client without getting fired or arrested.

Please calm down.
You once told me I was one of the good ones, I don't want to see you so flustered.
please go for a bike ride, sit in a park, play that game you like, do something chill, heck just being in this thread is good because you're venting.