Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:30 pm #190906

I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:44 pm #190910

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Thunder11 » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:52 pm #190975

Time to challenge demonfiren for the number 3 spot
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:06 am #191014

So today I saw a baby hump a large Winnie the Pooh Tsum Tsum.

That's my day.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby TheWiznard » Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:45 am #191078

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

I'm 46th

also home alone for the next weekanahalf because rest of my family went on a trip to idaho to visit my uncle and I decided to stay home. I had different plans to do during but those have changed recently. Now I get to enjoy my bday on thursday with jdaniels and the peace and quiet of my room. except for my grandpa who plans on taking me golfing early in the morning and later in the afternoon for dinner. (golfing may be a white person sport but fuck it's actually really enjoyable when you can hit like 150~ yards with a p wedge, it sucks for me cuz I go a full set of clubs but they aren't custom or anything and are too short for me so I can't hit as well as I did 5-6 years ago when I was a tad shorter. I've managed to collect a driver, an 8 iron and a p wedge and a putter though that are more my size and with those four I don't really need much else. I don't really play golf to keep score but I do like seeing how far I can hit it each time so in a way I guess I do keep score of myself over the course of different games.)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:18 am #191083

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place


Only 1100 to go for the throne

Make that 1101

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:11 am #191102

Shit man, I can't let Wyzack catch up.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:49 am #191167

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:50 am #191168

I had my first proper holiday in 6 years
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:05 pm #191191

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:30 pm #191197

ive read that like 10 times now and i still fucking burst out in tears over it

jesus christ
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:49 pm #191284

Arrrrgh why can't I have a boss who's an asshole like everyone else seems to? My supervisor is such a nice guy--saying that I should take more time off, etc.--that I'm going to feel so shitty when I have to tell him I'm leaving.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:29 pm #191388

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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby MrEousTranger » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:26 am #191464

A few years ago I came home from school and the whole house smelled like gas
I realized the stove was still on and the house was flooded with flammable gas.
The same day my little brother was showing off this flint and steel he had for show and tell.
He walked into the house and said " Hey! [REDACTED] wanna see my flint and steel??!!! :DDDDDD"
I screamed "DON'T FUCKING LIGHT THAT!" I grabbed in and threw it into the yard.
He thought I was angry at him so he started to lean over for the base ball bat.
I had to explain that the house was full of gas and that if he lit that we would die.
All he said was "K".
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:29 pm #191623

Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby TheWiznard » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:38 am #191728

Wyzack wrote:Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen


got the bottle of jd today alls good my man
go to bed bro, she's not thinking about you.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:13 am #191742

I actually did, too. My brother's birthday is the 5th and I'm going to hang out with him this weekend, so I dropped the better part of $50 on a big ol' bottle of Jack.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:33 am #192022

Happy Canada Day u fucks
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby TheWiznard » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:09 am #192025

CosmicScientist wrote:What's Canada day?

the day of canada

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:19 am #192026

Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks


Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:23 am #192028

Fireworks were excellent this year. Time to get drunk
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ikarrus » Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:22 am #192040

Glorious leaf day to all of you.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:59 am #192067

Remie Richards wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks


Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.


Wish I could eat Putin.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:04 am #192301

i feel like shit for spending money on things i actually need

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:21 am #192303

But y
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:43 am #192305

idk i have a lot of shit i need to get in about a month's time for uni and also need a better paying job also for uni.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:59 am #192348

Whats your major m8
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:11 pm #192389

Either I'm getting too old or Peroni and Jaeger really don't agree with me.

Probably both to be honest.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:46 pm #193027

I accepted my loan for the Software Guild today.

I'm doin this

I'm makin this happen
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:56 pm #193034

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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:08 pm #193156

Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:27 pm #193213

ThanatosRa wrote:Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.

Turns out I was right. My team was dissolved and we're all demoted to the lower team with our overseas counterparts keeping their positions because despite their incompetence they're much cheaper. And that's the only reason. The client supposedly can't afford us anymore. We're getting a pay cut down to the old position too. I supposed its good my car payment this month is the last.

I don't know what I'm going to do though. I am even more stuck at ma's now. I had a chance at living alone before now I really can't afford it.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:51 am #193295

Hang in there. You'll get through it!
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:05 pm #193375

Double post hlaughlahgauhg

I told my boss I'm leaving at the end of August. He took it really well and was very supportive, "We're sorry to see you go" type of thing. I think I'm gonna cry.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:10 pm #193477

On vacation, stuck in the bathroom with the runs

God damn it

Better finding out now than after shutting down a pool though
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:56 pm #193498

They screw me. And by extension screwed my father. The last thing I did in person with him was tell him my plans. Everything I was doing. So he wouldn't worry. These corporate fucks ruined that. I don't even blame my employers. This affront is solely on the client's hands.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:31 am #193639

Wouldn't it be better if papa jones delivered burgers and burger king delivered pizza?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:11 am #193644

They're both plebeian so who cares.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:08 pm #193673

Yeah, Americans are plebs.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:26 pm #193685

I bought Palladium boots like three days ago, wore them for a grand total of 10 hours, and the seam on the back is already loose.
Last pair lasted me 6 months of constant wear, I guess whoever bought them out is making the company even more efficient (tm) (r)

I really hate this trend of "buy out good shit cut costs to 0 milk it until people realize that another one of their favorites is now utter poopoop"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:44 pm #193689

capitalism ho
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:54 pm #193703

Starting dieting again today because I got fat again. Blarg.
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:54 pm #193704

Going to see Ninja Sex Party play in Toronto late August. So fucking stoked! Starbomb is gonna be playing too
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:42 pm #193726

Wyzack wrote:Going to see Ninja Sex Party play in Toronto late August. So fucking stoked! Starbomb is gonna be playing too


#jealous #fucku
Will Samurai Abstinence Patrol also be playing? :P
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:54 pm #193730

Hah well I mean Aaron is going to be there but probably not Barry. I hope they play some stuff from under the covers. I imagine they will since TWRP is gonna be there too
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:56 pm #193732

Yeah if TWRP are there then they'll be doing their covers for sure.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:55 pm #193752

Sister's lizard has been sick for over a month, maybe even two.
I'm saying to her and my mum "She's had that discoloured patch for a while and suddenly stopped eating. Take her to a vet", they're like "She's just hibernating, they do that. Fine as long as they don't suddenly drop weight"
Flash forward a few weeks ago, lizard has lost a shit ton of weight. I'm constantly saying to them "Take it to a vet"

Several more weeks later, they finally take her to a vet last monday, 100 quid for the vet to go "Don't know whats wrong, inject her with these antibiotics and feed her this magic food"
Not four days later the fucker is dead.


Also my silly mother left the living room door open, so the dog's gotten upstairs and found the packet of bourbon cremes I bought yesterday - eaten the lot of them the greedy bitch.


Sad day.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:29 pm #193789

Maybe I'm crazy but I wish there was a way to take revenge on the client without getting fired or arrested.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:37 pm #193792

ThanatosRa wrote:Maybe I'm crazy but I wish there was a way to take revenge on the client without getting fired or arrested.


Please calm down.
You once told me I was one of the good ones, I don't want to see you so flustered.
please go for a bike ride, sit in a park, play that game you like, do something chill, heck just being in this thread is good because you're venting.
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