Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Screemonster · Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:10 pm

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Ricotez wrote:Contacting you specifically to tell you they haven't made a decision yet sounds like good news, yeah. They probably want to make sure you don't accept something else while they're thinking of hiring you.

that's how I wound up in the job I'm in. Interviewed for a place, didn't hear anything for ages, applied for different job, went to the interview, got offered the job, then the first place called me back saying they wanted to hire me.
Too slow, buckaroos.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:16 pm #196275

holy shit i just drunk the most i have ever drank in one night and ive got another night of getting absolutely spagandlged tommorow wtff.

fucking korea alcohol is SHITTTT

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:17 am #196326

Get some snake wine you pussy

captain sawrge · Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:28 am

Iw ant t o murder all woman

captain sawrge · Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:28 am

Sorry @ the FBI if u r reading htis it was a joke i have a virus i cnat dlete it

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:38 am #196330

I spent the day splitting logs and chopping up a tree. Feels real fucking good. Had a beer and a cigarette afterward. First of either since February. Only one of each.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:22 am #196338

Society tells me I need to wash my hands after I take a piss but I have jammed this thing directly into enough peoples' mouths to know that nothing bad is going to happen.

Explain that to me Bill Nye.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:24 am #196339

Wait how do you cope if not alcohol.

Wat is this

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:25 am #196340

I fully embrace the shit rather than try to unburden it these days.

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I spent seriously all afternoon today just splitting a ton of wood. It puts me in a zen-like state of just bliss. The body working in concert, accomplishing something physical. It gets all the stress right out of me.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:45 am #196342

If you don't own one of these or have never used one you don't know what you're missing and I feel bad for you.

>inb4 "That's just an axe"

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:14 am #196344

its just an axe

EndgamerAzari · Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:05 am

I dropped a pepperoni roll on the sidewalk today and ate it anyway

In case you're wondering how my day's been

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:37 am #196355

nsos wrote:its just an axe

I'm disappointed in you

I thought one tool might recognize the other

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:40 am #196370

EndgamerAzari wrote:I dropped a pepperoni roll on the sidewalk today and ate it anyway

In case you're wondering how my day's been

Who cares, you have an immune system.

Right?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:29 pm #196392

My dad had an axe like that, and several more laying around the shed.
Used one like it to chop some firewood for the wood burner. A few times.

Also used large cutting knives to decapitate chickens. They truly do keep struggling for a minute or so

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:36 pm

XSI wrote:Also used large cutting knives to decapitate chickens. They truly do keep struggling for a minute or so

:/

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:04 pm

CosmicScientist wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
XSI wrote:Also used large cutting knives to decapitate chickens. They truly do keep struggling for a minute or so
:/
Best not to think about the meat industry then.

I eat meat, I love meat (context, PLEASE), but I think chickens are cute and it saddens me a little.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:13 pm #196398

Context for what I said then

My parents have a chicken coop in the backyard for eggs. They also have the chickens wander around and just have them as pretty much a form of pet. Some of them hop onto your lap and sit there if you happen to be sitting outside and they notice you. Chickens can also be trained to sit on your shoulders like a parrot, as my brother figured out by trying.
But eventually they get old or sick with no chance of getting well again, and when they become too weak to walk or too sick to eat, then for a chicken it's pretty much the end. They're not enjoying that life either and it is generally worth it to finish them more quickly than letting them slowly expire.

Didn't eat them after either, once a chicken gets old the meat is pretty much not edible anymore unless you feel like chewing for hours(And even then it is tasteless and has a texture that isn't pleasant) or plan to make soup out of it(Which will literally take days and still won't be tasty)

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:43 pm #196429

Chickens are pretty social animals because of the way they cluster together in cold weather to keep warm.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:08 pm #196434

What the flip you don't decapitate chickens.
You stick their head in a funnel kinda thing and cut their carotids. Atleast thats how I've done it with my parents.

Decapitating chickens causes you to sever the spinal cord which does make them flip the FUCK out which is why generally you don't do that.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:18 pm #196439

Listen to Colonic he knows a lot about handling cocks

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:19 pm #196440

Yeah I do sunshine and any more snarky comments and you're going to walk out of the next session of cock handling a eunuch.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:20 pm #196443

I think I might go buy a Moto G4+ today how does that make you feel?

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:24 pm

Don't crash and burn.

Meanwhile, I'm making White Russian's for the first time and they're pretty good.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:00 pm #196453

DrPillzRedux wrote:Don't crash and burn.

Meanwhile, I'm making White Russian's for the first time and they're pretty good.

Disgusting.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:00 pm #196454

Pouring vodka into milk sounds really disgusting at first but after you try it it's actually not that bad.

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:14 pm

An0n3 wrote:Pouring vodka into milk sounds really disgusting at first but after you try it it's actually not that bad.

It tastes like something from Starbucks. Good luck getting buzzed off them though, the sweetness will make you puke first.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:14 pm #196458

Never much liked vodka and the thought of cream in it makes me physically ill. Is it worth trying?

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:37 pm

Wyzack wrote:Never much liked vodka and the thought of cream in it makes me physically ill. Is it worth trying?

You're mixing it with coffee liquor and cream or milk. I'm using half and half and Kahlua. If you don't like vodka use a smooth, tasteless one like New Amsterdam.

Wish vodka did more for me tbh. Did shots after but I feel nothing other than it burning my stomach lining. Rum really fucks me up but I hate it.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:07 pm #196481

An0n3 wrote:Pouring vodka into milk sounds really disgusting at first but after you try it it's actually not that bad.

No no, I tried it once and thought it was the vilest thing I've ever had.

Then again, what sort of milk are you meant to use? Full fat?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:26 pm #196486

Whole milk. Skim milk isn't even real milk holy shit.

I bought my phone and they gave me a $50 gift certificate so I got Monster Hunter G with it. Fuckin' sweet deal.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:11 pm #196494

skim milk is basically just fucking gross water. Whole milk all the way nigga

Post by **Thunder11** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:48 pm #196500

Semi skim here, though I've never noticed the difference to whole fat. Skimmed is cloudy water and fit only for pouring down the drain.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:55 pm #196501

I'm a 2% kind of person

It's all my parents ever bought and so I kept that up

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:05 pm #196502

Two percent is acceptable.

Last batch of homebrew beer turned out real fucking good, like better than what you buy in the store good. Feels amazing

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:18 pm #196504

I would hug a chicken.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:30 pm #196507

Chickens are for choking, not hugging.

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:40 pm

I would hug a chicken.
Semi-skimmed milk.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:10 am #196514

My cousins own a bunch of dairy farms in PA and it was explained to me as a youth that if you don't drink whole milk you're ruining the economy and also a pussy.

I'm 32 years old now and I haven't seen any evidence that either claim is wrong.

Stop drinking that gross ass chemical milk and just go whole.

Post by **oranges** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:21 am #196515

Buy nz milk powder instead

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:56 am #196518

My brother started buying whole milk when I was younger and now it's what I get out of habit.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:14 am #196521

Wait wait wait

When you guys cook something and the recipe calls for milk do you actually use 2%/skim/powder/whatever?

Remie Richards · Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:17 am

I don't cook.
and I only use milk for cereal/a drink, which semi-skimmed is perfect for.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:17 am

DemonFiren wrote: Who cares, you have an immune system.

Right?

I haven't been seriously sick in more than a year. My stomach hurt a little afterwards but that may have just been because of the roll and not whatever crap I couldn't brush off.

420weedscopes wrote:THAT FUCKERS ONE IS SO GOOD

I WON BOTH

Wyzack wrote:skim milk is basically just fucking gross water. Whole milk all the way nigga

I was raised on skim only, and today it's the only thing I buy. I can't stand to drink milk, but it's what I use on my cereal and in cooking.

I'm still fat.

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:19 am

Lift some weights.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:47 am #196532

Remie Richards wrote:I don't cook.

You'll never get a hazubandu if you can't cook.

EndgamerAzari wrote: I was raised on skim only, and today it's the only thing I buy. I can't stand to drink milk, but it's what I use on my cereal and in cooking.

I'm still fat.

Where did this rumor come from that milk makes you fat? Milk is healthy as fuck.
I've drank whole milk all my life. I drink a glass of whole milk not every day but pretty often when I'm thirsty. It's great when it's hot out, milk is dense as fuck and cools you right off. I weigh maybe 140lbs at the most, probably more like 130lb. I walk around a fucking ton but that's prettymuch the extent of my regular physical activity.

Remie Richards · Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:49 am

An0n3 wrote: You'll never get a hazubandu

I know ;_;

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:53 am

An0n3 wrote: I weigh maybe 140lbs at the most, probably more like 130lb. I walk around a fucking ton but that's prettymuch the extent of my regular physical activity.

That better be fucking bullshit because I am not accepting that I weigh nearly twice as much as you.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:46 am #196554

I'd take a picture with my shirt off but nobody wants that.

I'm lean as fuck.

Post by **oranges** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:48 am #196555

Stop fishing for compliments and post the pic you blueballing fuck

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:07 am #196559

If Anon3 posts it i will post my pasty skellington ribs