Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:22 pm #201216

got a new phone after 4 years. also a watch



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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Star Toad » Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:23 am #201262

I hate

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:57 am #201316

The thing about the WOW DICK TRACY PHONE WATCH thing is that when those comics came out it wasn't normal to carry a communication device on your person at all times. That it was disguised as a watch is irrelevant, the holyshitscifigadget part was the fact that he had a mobile telephone at all.

A watch is a pretty shitty form factor for anything besides looking at basic information like the time while leaving your hands free.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:34 pm #201423

If you're a man and you don't wear a watch you're a scrub.

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Top-tier mandatory everyone needs to own these
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Necktie
Cufflinks

High-tier complementary flex your wealth and prestige tier
Rings
Tie-tacks

Mid-tier can make you look classy but can also make you look like a fucking idiot tier
Earrings
Necklaces

Low-tier you probably look like shit trying to pull this off/only pro's should attempt/highly situational
Bracelets
Bowties
Any kind of hat
Pocket watches
Random chains
Facial piercings


Eg. a bowtie with a tuxedo is just fine but wearing one with a regular dress shirt and slacks is fucking stupid.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:43 pm #201429

>neckties over bowties
I shall never wear one of those glorified leashes.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Nienhaus » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:15 am #201430

My watch broke :c
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:23 am #201431

DemonFiren wrote:>neckties over bowties
I shall never wear one of those glorified leashes.


Enjoy wearing a nametag your whole life.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:28 am #201446

An0n3 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:>neckties over bowties
I shall never wear one of those glorified leashes.


Enjoy wearing a nametag your whole life.


Or just work in IT and show up in a Polo
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:35 am #201468

Do you want to "just work" in IT, or do you want to run IT?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:01 am #201508

An0n3 wrote:Mid-tier can make you look classy but can also make you look like a fucking idiot tier
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:37 am #201523

An0n3 wrote:Do you want to "just work" in IT, or do you want to run IT?


Neither im just stuck in IT while i get my degree
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:01 pm #201528

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:
An0n3 wrote:Do you want to "just work" in IT, or do you want to run IT?


Neither im just stuck in IT while i get my degree

Degree in IT?

Mehehehehe... prepare your anus for more years of getting stuck in IT whilst you get your certs, then more years when you find out those certs are basically expensive toilet paper.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:07 pm #201530

Nah Digital Forensics.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:41 pm #201549

Enjoy explaining memes to 60 year old men who don't understand them

"So this green frog thing is not a terrorist symbol? What about this bearded man rubbing his hands?"

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:11 pm #201553

That's annoying

Niece's school is cancelled today

Because of a wildfire an hour and a half away
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:33 pm #201555

With the speed at which that shit can spread, I'm not surprised. Better not to take chances with something like that.
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miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:55 pm #201557

If a fire can spread across 85 miles of desert, color me impressed
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:51 pm #201578

Depends on the kind of desert

With a strong enough wind and lots of dry dead branches it can get pretty far. Not sure if it will go that far though

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:10 pm #201586

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:34 pm #201645

Oh, today got better

I was set to receive two packages today

Both came through the USPS

The first one was delivered at about 11ish, which is fine

The second one's tracking info SAID it was put into my mailbox and all that, but when I went and checked, nothing in the mailbox proper, and no key to the package locker
(It's one of those communal mailbox racks you see in trailer parks and the like, so small actual mailboxes, and if you get a package they put a key in your box to open one of the big boxes)

So, it's likely it was put in someone else's mailbox
Not really an issue here because people generally hand deliver it at that point because everyone knows the postmen here lack more than a few braincells
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:48 pm #201650

someone entice me to edit
i've got like seven videos that are going to be really good but i just need to actually buckle down
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:28 am #201725

Drone time.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby oranges » Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:37 am #201741

just be a developer, you can wear basically anything.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:46 am #201745

420weedscopes wrote:someone entice me to edit
i've got like seven videos that are going to be really good but i just need to actually buckle down


if you don't have the discipline to finish your own work none of us will be able to help you
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:20 pm #201773

4th day of school and they've cancelled two of them

Fuck man I just want to ride my bike and play pokemon go without an 8 year old tagalong, is that too much to ask
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:29 pm #201777

>Broke a bully's arm

Damn son, you don't fuck around. Playground justice at its finest
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:01 pm #201779

>tfw my order of that "FUCKERS" neon sign hasn't updated since July 20th

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IT'S SUPPOSED TO GET HERE BY THE 20TH BUT I HAVE DOUBTS

I MOVE DURING THE FIRST WEEK OF SEPTEMBER

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:19 pm #201781

School in general is a mess and kids are shitheads. Not surprised the teachers and board were too dumb to do anything but shit on the victim.
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:19 pm #201782

Well, it's being shipped from Hong Kong, and it's in the mail system--it's listed as being prepared for shipment by China Post. I've got stuff from this seller before and they're great with customer service (the replacement tube for the "It Is What It Is" sign), but it's not really in their hands any more. I also ordered a "Bring on the Night" sign from them, which hasn't been listed as being shipped, but I assume they're shipping them together--or at least I hope.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:11 pm #201801

Well I'm on my second month of living without electricity, I have 2 dollars to my name, and just got news that my only means of transportation just lost a fucking wheel on the highway. No one here will carpool with me because I live off the highway. People keep asking me why I keep talking about ending my life and they act like I have so much to live for. Yeah, I can't wait for the next fucking shitstorm to blow over. Maybe this mole on my back is cancer. Thatd be great. The only reason I haven't died yet is because you assholes would make fun of me on the internet and I wouldn't be able to trash you back like the fucking gutter waste you are.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:15 pm #201803

Oh

APPARENTLY I share the same exact name as someone on post, and my movie went to him instead

They opened it, which is annoying but I'm not gonna raise any shit over it because it is technically using his name
Even if he didn't read the address
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:47 pm #201807

I'm a white male.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:06 pm #201809

Might be worth looking in to assuming you haven't already, these programs are supposed to exist for people like you trying to get on their feet rather than people who become complacent and live off them.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:15 pm #201811

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'm a white male.


unless you're living in zimbabwe this isn't much of an excuse

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:52 pm #201817

Ricotez wrote:if you don't have the discipline to finish your own work none of us will be able to help you


when i said 'entice me'
hold a burger in front of my face
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:56 pm #201818

420weedscopes wrote:someone entice me to edit
i've got like seven videos that are going to be really good but i just need to actually buckle down


You better buckle down or I'll buckle down

By which I mean I'll hit you with my belt
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:11 pm #201824

You guys have clearly never asked for government assistance if you think they'd give me anything when they have 5000 pregnant unemployed single Puerto Rican women in my city.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:35 pm #201844

420weedscopes wrote:
Ricotez wrote:if you don't have the discipline to finish your own work none of us will be able to help you


when i said 'entice me'
hold a burger in front of my face


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And on the welfare thing
Just act really awkward and when asked say your parents always thought you had autism. You're on SS13 so it can't be that far off.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:05 pm #201866

CosmicScientist wrote:Have they said you're not getting anything?

the response was "that's currently not in our projected budget."
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:30 pm #201872

Bureaucrats aren't real people.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:27 am #201915

The people in welfare offices are always either
1. Hired to deny it to as many people as possible, even if they legitimately qualify, to save money for government
2. Tumblr tier idiots who can't get a real job, then gov gives them one so they don't count in the unemployment statistics anymore

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:18 am #201939

XSI wrote:burgers


YO THE SECOND ONE IS GOOD
playtime trailer tomorrow maybe
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:12 am #202007

>call back from job as a junior developer
>really want this
>copy the email address down wrong.

Shoot me, god damn.
I've emailed, like, the main email address for the company's enquiries mentioning the time of the call + what I heard the address as, hopefully they'll get back to me with the proper email address.

*sigh*
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:47 pm #202021

Smooth move, Remie.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:17 pm #202024

i lied about the playtime trailer
instead
pokedork

(it's still rendering)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:57 pm #202041

Dear god, if I do any more of this highly repetitive data entry work I feel I'm going to top myself.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:29 pm #202042

You're gonna fuck yourself in your own butt?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:39 pm #202044

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Smooth move, Remie.


IKR? Thankfully the person I contacted through the main enquiry email was able to find my attempted emails (they have a postmaster system) and forwarded them on for me, and I'm in touch with the right person now, phew.

Annoyingly I was only 1 letter wrong.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Aug 10, 2016 6:17 pm #202063

You are favored by the fates.
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