Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:03 pm #203539

Wyzack wrote:Sign looks awesome dude, post your full collection


Eh, I can't right now, partly because I'm at work and partly because they're all at my friends' house for storage. I couldn't hang them where I live now, and I'll only be at this next place for three months, so there's really no point in decorating too much. Once I'm somewhere worth decorating I'll get them all out.

I also got the "BRING ON THE NIGHT" one today--checked, it works fine. Didn't take a picture, since it's not as funny as FUCKERS. It is a very nice light blue, though.
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IM TRYING
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MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:46 pm #203593

Overheard my 25 year old sister and 52 year old mother talking about Pokemon Go.
jesus christ.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Falamazeer » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:07 am #203680

I work with the elderly as a male in a predominately female oriented field. Don't panic, no sexism intended to be incoming (if it does sorry ahead of time, white/cis/male just venting)

a bit ago I was given many many odd looks after I volunteered for the less than pleasant task of 'deathcare' for an elder who moved on, A very beloved elder who passed unexpectadly and was much much beloved in our community, they were'nt even assigned to me, but I tried to be strong because I forsaw that my coworkers wouldn't be able to cope, unfortunately The nurse insisted I not be alone, and told me to find a coworker to assist me, Even more unfortunately the 'event' and it's rumors had spread like wildfire and many of my coworkers were already in the throes of grief for it and I couldn't find anyone I felt comfortable asking to be my partner... so I made my egregious mistake of returning to my nurse empty handed and once again proclaiming how OK I am taking care of this on my own, flying solo if you will and that's when my problems began.

my nurse eventually procurred an emotionally strong cna who would assist me, despite my intentions to spare the rest of the community. once the unfortunate parts of the care were done i thought my trial was over, but now despite my attempted (and successful in the past) chivalry I'm treated as one of the 'care partners' who doesn't actually care, based on my ability to handle and internalize it.

Being a stoic has bit me in the ass, so now, this long later, people expect me to be the 'deathcare' guy for our facility, while hating me as the guy who doesn't care underneath it all.

I'm fucked. that kind of stigma cannot go away, and my best of intentions bit me in the ass, I can be 'the lift guy' used as the fastest safest way of transporting people from bed to chair or chair to wheelchair, my primary focus, while also despised as a piece of shit to my coworkers for not breaking down into tears when someone stubs their toe.

My effeminate male co-workers don't have this problem because they have the right idea, when shit 'gets real' they are the first to, as the brittish say, 'have kittens' over it, but Me, I try to spare them the pain, and I'm the bad guy... Fuck!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Falamazeer » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:15 am #203681

Also: I feel I didn't state enough, 'deathcare' is not ok with me.
I was trying to help, because at least I can do it without destroying myself to do it, or at the very least not drag others into my own personal hell from doing it, but now, it's so often that I'm called to it, I can barely bear the thought of it.

Next step, complete numbness to the human condition, and then they'll all be right, that I don't care at all.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Falamazeer » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:29 am #203682

Triple post because I've been drinking.
Go visit your elder in a care facility.

We're doing our best, I am in a facility that isn't known for the best care, and I cannot point to a single individual there at all who truly does not give a shit, even my most hated co-worker is working their godamn arms off to keep their 'group' running.

for the love of all that is holy, go visit your living ancestor, they may not give you any guidance, or words of wisdom, but you might find a bit of that from the people who TRY to make it all mean something.

Nobody does this for the money. Mcdonalds is easier. and almost the same price, not trying to make a statement about underpaid caretakers, just saying, if nobody cared, nobody would live past 80.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby TheWiznard » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:14 am #203703

my fucking basement is flooding, it's been pouring rain nonstop for like 6 hours wtf
go to bed bro, she's not thinking about you.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:42 am #203719

My sister officially got her PCS posting

And it's in Wisconsin

Her report date is Christmas, which is hilarious, but that means we're moving to a state right next to a /massive/ lake

Right at the onset of winter

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:34 am #203732

Falamazeer wrote:Triple post because I've been drinking.
Go visit your elder in a care facility.


This sort of thing is why people in care and medical professions drink and have a high rate of depression.
It helps to vent though, at least a bit

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby qwert » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:43 pm #203922

Applied for tabletop GAEMS shop work. I hope, that job application senpai will notice me :oops:

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:50 pm #203925

qwert wrote:Applied for tabletop GAEMS shop work. I hope, that job application senpai will notice me :oops:



Gotta have hope!

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:22 pm #203938

>Only really use my smart phone as a satnav
>GPS breaks

Mother fucker.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby oranges » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:30 pm #203944

have you considered telling the people you work with that you just process grief in a different way?

You'd think they of all people would be able to recognise that people respond in different ways.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:58 am #203988

oranges wrote:You'd think they of all people would be able to recognise that people respond in different ways.

This isn't as common as you think. Personally, I believe everyone is out for themselves. It's a much easier way to live.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:05 am #204012

Another day off from school for the 8 year old tomorrow

This one I understand though because I go outside and I can smell the smoke from the fires

Back home students get snowdays

Here, they get fire days
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:46 pm #204084

According to Facebook, it's been one year since I bought my first neon light.

*shitty fanfare*
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
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Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby qwert » Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:03 pm #204127

Job application senpai noticed me ;-;7
Now I have not to fuck up on the interview tomorrow c:

Also.. How does Anon3 always dress up so fucking stylish? Like, is there some secret guide on this? Or does beard make everything stylish or what?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:25 pm #204131

as of today, i am a filthy fucking disgusting macbook pro owner.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:06 pm #204142

dont talk to me or my son again nsos
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:19 pm #204147

i may be on a mac but your wife's son still calls me daddy

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:53 pm #204212

unrelated: i'm watching olympic taekwondo and it's fucking terrible.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:04 pm #204217

Hell yeah dude.

That's what happens when you sportify something to that extent.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Jacough » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:35 pm #204230

Tried going cold turkey from smoking... Lasted from 9 AM to 3:30 PM. Good God nicotine withdrawal is a bitch.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:28 pm #204260

Try going on less instead

Build it off before stopping

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:34 am #204311

Just hoping my sister and her bf are asleep when I get home today instead of up drinking again when I get home. I'd like some peace before I crash early to get up for work.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DrPillzRedux » Thu Aug 18, 2016 3:57 am #204327

Heaat exhaustion, heat cramps, and a big sunburn. Spent 8 hours in 104-108f sun without sunscreen.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:50 am #204336

DrPillzRedux wrote:Heaat exhaustion, heat cramps, and a big sunburn. Spent 8 hours in 104-108f sun without sunscreen.

fuck dude
one time i was at the beach all day and didnt realize you could get sunburns on your feet because i'm retarded
about a week (of absolutely excruciating pain every time i took a step while wearing shoes) later when it started to peel off it was thick and brown. i fucking grew my own leather.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Thu Aug 18, 2016 5:31 am #204342

oh god that happened that one time I went out to Rottnest Island

forgot to pack sunscreen, it didn't cross my mind at like 6am when we took the ferry out there, walked out there, got some neat photos, got right the way to the far end of the island, the furthest possible point we could get from the dock where the actual inhabited-by-anything-with-facilities part is, around 11:30, and started to feel the heat on my legs and..

"oh fuck, yeah, that's a thing"

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:11 am #204350

I stopped watching robot wars when they stopped making them complete obstacle courses and shit and just made them a series of area fights

you had to actually build something that was capable of more than just tanking a hit and knocking someone over

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:38 am #204387

The draft process for my grant got kinda fudged up and I'm no longer going to the instution that I wanted to go.

Had to downgrade because apparently my idea wasn't as good as I thought but oh well, it doesn't matter. I felt pretty shitty when I got the call and I had to call a shit ton of people asking if they wanted me and in the end one instution did but fuck me there was a point where I thought everyone was going to reject my proposal and I just wanted to crawl up and die.

Alls good tho.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:24 pm #204457

weren't the obstacle course robots an entire different show

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:28 pm #204469

I vaguely remember an obstacle course for robutts but I don't remember where it was

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:47 pm #204502

CosmicScientist wrote:They had obstacle courses in Robot Wars?

Now I'm thinking of Bamzookie and how they thought it needed to be street themed.

yeah, like the first couple of series the format was an obstacle course/time trial where the slowest/DNFs were eliminated, then some other trial which varied from week to week, then the semi-final and final of each episode were arenafights

actually provided some variety and made people design something other than "yet another wedge that can flip the other robot but also drive upside down"

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:45 pm #204521

Spinnerbots or those with spinning vertical drums are my favorites--mainly because when they actually get a clean hit in, you can see some insane damage.

Like this:
https://youtu.be/UNk5-3fGNqI?list=PLDe0 ... 2PsTP&t=19

(Can't link it right because I skipped right to the good part)
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:28 pm #204526

holy shit the rake
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Fri Aug 19, 2016 4:49 am #204608

THE RAKE

Also holy fuck it EXPLODED
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:18 pm #204661

I find it hilarious that a drone that probably cost at least $300 got taken down by a gardening tool that probably literally cost 1% of that.

And yeah, that'll happen when you hit a fuel tank. Which, coincidentally, is the only time I've seen fire weapons work--they basically have to ignite the fuel the robot is carrying for its own flamethrower or there's just not enough constant exposure to do any real damage.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:30 pm #204744

Met up with my best friend yesterday for a birthday meal (birthday was 22nd of july, but she was on holiday with her boyfriend+his family)
Was really tired when I got home so I just collapsed in bed (Was actually sick that night too but I'm ok now) when I finally wake today to check out my presents:
She's got me a lovely gold plated necklace with a little "R" cut out of it and it's really nice AND the complete collection of the Steins;Gate Anime which is my absolute -favourite- anime.

Best friends are -great-
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Aug 20, 2016 1:51 am #204772

You have a shit doctor. Talk to the doctor. If the doctor doesn't stop being shit, get another one.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:07 am #204776

I once had a pretty important appointment delayed 3 months because my doctor left and didn't even hand their work off to anyone.
if we hadn't gotten impatient, it would never have come back around.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:35 am #204795

Get to speak to a doctor personally

Those tests are literally useless and if you tell the doc that the test is shit, then usually they understand

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sat Aug 20, 2016 8:40 am #204826

what exactly is your issue, a cyst or depression?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Aug 20, 2016 9:51 am #204828

Nhs is useless.
I think I'd have a lot more hearing left in my right ear if they hadn't taken a year and a half from initial diagnosis to having the surgery
It took them six months just to finally spot what was causing my repeated ear infection
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Sun Aug 21, 2016 4:08 am #205092

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:26 pm #205162

Grumble grumble grumble.

Doing a bunch of shitty data entry shite on my week end because the reward for working my arse off last week and putting in extra time to help the installs guys out was only worth getting to go home early on friday with the caveat of doing the fucking work I would've done that afternoon over the weekend.

Set of cunts.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:48 pm #205238

recently everyone seems to be having a Shitty Time Of It
subsequently i'm passing on my Not That with something that will keep you mildly entertained for maybe three minutes
but hey
it's three minutes not stagnated
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Aug 21, 2016 8:50 pm #205271

Anyone here like a "cyclist" I need advice about buying a used one

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Sun Aug 21, 2016 9:42 pm #205281

I'm Dutch
The Dutch all ride bicycles
We're surprised if a road doesn't have a bike lane.

What do you need?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Sun Aug 21, 2016 11:58 pm #205305

nsos wrote:Anyone here like a "cyclist" I need advice about buying a used one


I bought a bike. I had $200 cash. I saw bike. I bought bike. That's all it takes.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Mon Aug 22, 2016 12:04 am #205308

The way you guys are talking about this it sounds like some kind of illegal deal.
"Cyclist"
"I need advice about buying a used one"
"I bought a bike. I had $200 cash. I saw bike. I bought bike. That's all it takes."
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:31 am #205336

Dude i have 10000 dollars worth of pure columbian bike in my trunk, you buyin?
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