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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:59 am #211284

XSI wrote:I've never had one yet

I plan to keep it that way


same, though I can count the number of times I've drank alcohol on 3 fingers.
it's 3 times (honk).

Once at a christmas 4-5 years ago, had 1 glass of babysham and I became a braindead lump for the rest of the night.
About 8 months ago (I think) I was with my close friend circle at one of their houses, and I had some apple sours.
About 6 months ago that same group of people went to the pub and we had a pitcher of some stuff and it was ok.

none of those times did I -really- drink drink, and the first time I would have been 14/15 with no prior drinking experience so that's probably why It hit me so hard that night.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:14 am #211286

I drink occasionally, but I am and was aware of how shit hangovers are from what I have been told, and have drank water or juice as well all those times I drank

I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything either, so I will continue doing what I have been doing in that regard

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:27 am #211289

XSI wrote:I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything either


This right here.
What I have drank was alright.
but... nothing special really, so whenever we go out anywhere I tend to just get J2Os, orange juice tastes just as good as any alcohol I've drank.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:31 am #211291

I love me some OJ but i like beer and scotch too much to give it up at this point
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:43 am #211304

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Postby TheWiznard » Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:02 am #211330

I tend to only drink with my buds at their house, there's just something about sitting around a fire drinking. my only experience with alcohol thus far had been just JD whiskey, but last Saturday I bought some of the jd honey and man I really love that stuff. I had about half the bottle of that (it was a cheap $20 gift pack one and had two 375ml bottles) and boom I'm in that sweet zone for the rest of the night but I'm not really feeling the hangover the next day. I remember (different time) I was chilling at my buds house sleeping over that night and the next day I had to ride my bike home because we were out the day before biking before then fire, my legs were already dead from before but I don't know how I pedaled home.. unrelated to alcohol I bike on a mountain bike on the highest gears because idk that's how I am
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:08 am #211331

An0n3 wrote:The worst I ever experienced was showing up to work with a pretty fierce hangover, and a Gatorade.

I started to bounce back but then started to crash hard. So I kept chugging the Gatorade. Man I just gotta hydrate. Gotta get those vitamins. Electrolytes are the shit plants crave, right?

Turns out the Gatorade WAS FROM 1996 and had just been in my pantry for that long and I didn't notice. I was fucking poisoning myself ontop of having a hangover and it was awful as you can imagine. Ended up going home after vomiting pretty heavily multiple times, then drank water and spent the next like 18 hours straight curled up in bed trying not to die.

Highly sugary drink with lots and lots of added sugarsalt.

Probably not the best thing for a hang over because both of those things dehydrate you further.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:39 am #211336

irn bru is the best fucking thing for a hangover and I'm not just saying that 'cause I spent my immediately-post-drinking-age years in glasgow

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:04 am #211342

Th best thing for a hangover is a big breakfast.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:35 pm #211389



i drink fruit cider exclusively
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:39 pm #211390

irn bru and a breakfast pack, fuck ye

(breakfast packs are fuckin' fantastic as a post-gym thing too. Wake up, lift for an hour, eat a fuckin tray of meat)

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:14 pm #211395

I warned you about those bikes
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:22 pm #211396

You kids wanna smoke some bike?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:24 pm #211397

Wyzack wrote:You kids wanna ride some bike?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:20 pm #211437

If you've never had a hangover you're missing out on a critical life experience.

It feels like absolute shit but at least there's some solidarity/empathy there. Brotherhood of the bottle.
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Postby Wyzack » Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:22 pm #211438

I will toast to that
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:14 pm #211516

CosmicScientist wrote:But if I never have a hangover, I can be a twat and lord over you as if I've made better life decisions and also speak really loudly right next to your ear.

In case I ever do drink, how should I combat a hangover?


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Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:34 pm #211527

Eat food. Take some painkillers. Hydrate. Take vitamins.

The problem with all that is that a true hangover kills your appetite and makes you fucking nauseous as hell. The whole world is sea-sawing, something in your head is trying to claw its way out, and you just want to throw up forever.
Everything smells and tastes wrong. Everything is excrutiatingly loud. Everything is blindingly bright.

Like imagine feeling so shitty that just hearing a noise makes you want to puke. NOW YOU'RE INNIT, SON.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:57 am #211562

Drinking a lot of water BEFORE you go to bed works wonders.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:30 am #211608

420weedscopes wrote:

i drink fruit cider exclusively


Jesus dude this one might be your best yet, fucking hilarious
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Thu Sep 15, 2016 4:05 am #211628

guys im so fucked

>been playing an mmo since launch
>first raid is coming out soon
>a little different than "normal" mmo raids in that there's 5 teams of 4 that have to work across separate instanced dungeons to progress, wont bore you with specifics
>people getting shit together
>guild announces they're accepting applications for raid spots
>my class is basically a necessity since its the healer / buffer
>decide to toss in an application and see if i get accepted
>check discord few days later
>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON.wmv
>"hey neat, which team am i on, [easiest dungeon]?"
>"no you're gonna be on our primary attack party for [hardest cumulative final boss dungeon]"
>mfw i will literally be the difference between success and failure and 19 people will be judging me at once

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I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:46 am #211639

Deitus wrote:guys im so fucked




I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK




SKATE OR DIE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby TheWiznard » Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:43 am #211649

Deitus wrote:
Spoiler:
guys im so fucked

>been playing an mmo since launch
>first raid is coming out soon
>a little different than "normal" mmo raids in that there's 5 teams of 4 that have to work across separate instanced dungeons to progress, wont bore you with specifics
>people getting shit together
>guild announces they're accepting applications for raid spots
>my class is basically a necessity since its the healer / buffer
>decide to toss in an application and see if i get accepted
>check discord few days later
>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON.wmv
>"hey neat, which team am i on, [easiest dungeon]?"
>"no you're gonna be on our primary attack party for [hardest cumulative final boss dungeon]"
>mfw i will literally be the difference between success and failure and 19 people will be judging me at once

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I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK


what mmo
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:57 am #211658

Really thick fog today.
Really thick drivers driving around without any lights on today too.

"Hurf durf, I'm sure if I drive without fog lights or head lights or running lights people will still see me cos I'm in ma beamer and the sun shines out me arse"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:50 am #211675

Yo I've been reading heavily into kidney cancer and I read an interesting fact.

Alcohol can be attributed to many, many forms of cancer. Stomach, Liver, Pancreatic etc. If there is one carcinogenic substance that isn't called smoking and you should probably stop doing it's alcohol. Here's the thing though, in a cruel twist of fate your kidney's actually don't have any form of alcohol caused cancer, in fact, alcohol actually helps prevent kidney cancer. So you could live as the paragon of human health but one day you will get Renal Cell carcinoma and have to be on dialysis for life if it's non-metastatic (if it is metastatic then good fucking luck) or you get something far worse such as transitional cell cancer, all of which could've have been prevented had you drunk a couple of pints here and then.

Human physiology is a fickle thing and more often that not completely arbitrary.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:31 pm #211682

Thanks, makes me feel better about giving in from dry september last night.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:28 pm #211691

TheWiznard wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Spoiler:
guys im so fucked

>been playing an mmo since launch
>first raid is coming out soon
>a little different than "normal" mmo raids in that there's 5 teams of 4 that have to work across separate instanced dungeons to progress, wont bore you with specifics
>people getting shit together
>guild announces they're accepting applications for raid spots
>my class is basically a necessity since its the healer / buffer
>decide to toss in an application and see if i get accepted
>check discord few days later
>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON.wmv
>"hey neat, which team am i on, [easiest dungeon]?"
>"no you're gonna be on our primary attack party for [hardest cumulative final boss dungeon]"
>mfw i will literally be the difference between success and failure and 19 people will be judging me at once

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I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I JUST WANTED TO RIDE ON THE COATTAILS FOR SOME PHAT LOOT WHAT THE FUCK


what mmo


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:57 pm #211694

Think of it this way Malk, we are doing it for kidney health. Fuck my other organs, who needs em
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Thu Sep 15, 2016 4:03 pm #211709

My parents house went up about 2 hours ago

Everyone is fine, but we may have lost one of the cats

Upstairs and attic got gutted, probably lost a bunch of shit on the first floor to water damage

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Postby TheColdTurtle » Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:08 pm #211714

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Postby Takeguru » Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:25 pm #211720

I'm hoping she ran outside when it happened

My mom carried one of them out when the smoke detector went off but there's been no sign of the other, far as they can tell

And since there's currently a shit ton of news vans and fire trucks and stuff it's not likely she'd wander back right now



As an aside, I'm reading the news article and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth
They mentioned my father by name, which is fine, but they used a headline like "local firefighter's house consumed in blaze" and it reeks of clickbait and I'm just getting mad at stupid shit

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Postby TheColdTurtle » Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:08 pm #211732

Gotta get those shekels. Also do you know how the fire started?
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Postby Malkevin » Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:29 pm #211739

is this news company owned by gawker?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:41 pm #211755

Faulty outlet in my younger sister's room was the cause, she's been away at college though
Both cats are alive, though one ran outside and is hiding because of the horde of responders, Red Cross people, and rubbernecking cunts
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:50 pm #211757

At least the cats are fine. Material possessions can be replaced, cats usually can't

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:52 pm #211913

Niece's goldfish died.
Her dad flushed it down the toilet.
Her mum asked her "Do you think he's in fishy heaven?"
to which she replied
and I quote
"No he's in fishy toilet"

Then when she was talking to nanny and me about it "What do you think he's doing now? are people just peeing on him?"
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Postby Ricotez » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:14 pm #211928

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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:15 pm #211929

hap birt. Doing anything exciting to celebrate?
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:15 pm #211930

Happy birthday Rico!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:15 pm #211935

Wyzack wrote:hap birt. Doing anything exciting to celebrate?


I got stuck in mass transit because lightning struck a train or something, does that count?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:37 pm #211938

Depends on how drunk you were. Enough liquor and anything is a party!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:32 pm #211995

Christ. I was coding from 1 to just a few minutes ago. Almost non-stop save for getting up to go the bathroom or get a drink. For the past 2.5 hours or so I didn't even do that.

I've NEVER been able to focus this well. It just doesn't happen to me. I feel like an actual functional person for the first time.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Sat Sep 17, 2016 4:08 am #212033

Good things today

Friend of the family started a gofundme with a goal of 5k for the house repairs, got 1k of it within the first day
Sister got her new car for the trip back home so all 3 of us and the cats will fit comfortably
My birthday gift for my sister arrived so I can wrap it while they do stuff tomorrow
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sat Sep 17, 2016 6:09 am #212041

I fear the recent future.
banned consecutively from multiple communities
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:03 pm #212067

I wish people would give me money.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:33 am #212183

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby SJ212 » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:55 am #212212

since my last posts i got to dabble in the different kinds of welding with stick, mig, and tig, and mig being my favorite. i also got to do plasma cutting, which was really fun and surprisingly loud. the mandatory first year experience class is also super easy, although that's not much of a shock

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:12 pm #212232

I don't expect to see next year.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:29 pm #212289

I can't fit in anywhere I guess.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:29 pm #212299

I'm on the streets.
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