Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:45 pm #242115

What's your PSN, dm that shit
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:27 am #242142

A3STH3T1CS wrote:What's your PSN, dm that shit

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:39 pm #242210

holidays are over so im back in plymouth working on my stupid fuckin experiment thats not working properly and im going to have an aneurysm trying to figure out why

on the other hand packers fucking memed on NEO YAWK so thats good.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Drynwyn » Tue Jan 10, 2017 1:11 am #242422

Watched a guy in a jeep run a red light for jesus.

He went straight through a red light and a mile later pulled off into a church
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:58 pm #242567

Walked passed a busker playing Escape From the City.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:01 pm #242570

was he singing in his best impression of a RADICAL TOTALLY COOL fifteen year old vocalist as well?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:14 pm #242574

Well he was youngish, mid 20s I'd say so he kind of already sounded 2fast.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:19 pm #242576

That is pretty hilarious. We used to have a guy here who would busk downtown with his violin and he would always play Legend of Zelda music when we came by. It was neat, i gave him whatever change i had
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:25 pm #242993

A physics showerthought from someone who doesn't know jack about physics: would ferrofluid projectiles reduce wear on railgun rails?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:57 pm #243090

Strong desire to bash my head against something hard such as a wall or desk.
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Postby Mervill » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:12 pm #243091

Remie Richards wrote:Strong desire to bash my head against something hard such as a wall or desk.


never bother with anyone from the southern hemisphere
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Jacough » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:14 am #243112

There's a slight chance I might be homeless again come Friday. I'm living in an SLE and my new healthcare provider hasn't gotten around to reviewing my policy application yet. If they don't get their shit squared away by then I'm getting kicked out since I guess being here two weeks without insurance is kind of a no no. I'm thinking I might have to go to their office if that happens and fuck each and cunt/cock punt each and every single one of their employees

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:24 am #243113

Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Armhulen » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:26 am #243114

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:21 pm #243346

EndgamerAzari wrote:Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.


This monday I start a trial at a local(ish) IT company working on their enterprise resource planning software.
Funnily enough they're about 55 minutes away on the bus from me, which is how I'll be getting to and from.

So we're basically in the same boat, which is funny.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:32 pm #243367

At least with the bus you read a paper or shit post on forums for dumb games, driving for an hour on the other hand...
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Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:43 pm #243377

Malkevin wrote:At least with the bus you read a paper or shit post on forums for dumb games, driving for an hour on the other hand...


True, but if I could drive it'd only be a half hour journey and then the similarities fall apart and the comparison becomes meaningless :P
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:10 pm #243383

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby TribeOfBeavers » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:35 pm #243390

DemonFiren wrote:A physics showerthought from someone who doesn't know jack about physics: would ferrofluid projectiles reduce wear on railgun rails?


Classical railguns rely on the projectile being conductive, so you couldnt shoot ferrofluid out of them (it isn't generally conductive).

Depending on what you consider a "ferrofluid projectile" It might work in something like a coil gun, but I don't think wear is one of their major limitations.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:48 pm #243411

If you want hypersonic water.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:49 pm #243565

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I wanna die


we all do buddy

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:55 pm #243570

>when you keep typing suicide in the address bar of the browser hoping it will work like in ss13
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So I nearly died this morning

Postby Malkevin » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:16 pm #243627

Took the bus to work today as my car was snowed in.

Get close to my destination but have to walk down a side street.
About to cross over to the other side of this street, take a couple of steps - realise theres nothing but black ice under me, nothing but black ice in front of me. So I say fuck it and tentatively skid my way back to the pavement to find another way across.

I'm looking about and I see the entire road is basically an ice rink, smooth as glass.
So I'm thinking "Hang on: glassy road, thats at a bend, muslim area - there'll be an accident here"

Not two seconds after I said that I hear the skidding of tires on the ice, look behind me and yep - dirka dirka is jihading across the ice at speed - IN MY FUCKING DIRECTION.
Maintain my cool (mainly because I was literally half frozen from waiting for the bus for half an hour prior), take a few seconds to judge his trajectory (because I've seen far too many liveleak vids of people zigging when they should've zagged), realise he's basically heading straight for me but a bit to my right so I take a few steps left just in time to see his back end spin out as he whacks head on into another car (that had a smart driver who was just edging her car along the ice moments prior).


If I'd walked only 30 seconds slower I would've been in that exact spot his back end hit the curb. Makes you think.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:24 pm #243674

That could have gone really poorly

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:33 pm #243678

>Its the Matrix but Malkavin is the one and the bullets are actually arab people driving cars
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:41 pm #243696

I've lived in this town all my life, dodging the muzzies is a way of life.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:38 am #243861

Really jogs your nog.
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Postby Ricotez » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:39 pm #243898

I'm wrapping up my last few classes soon and hope to finish my master thesis late April/early May. Then it's off to the job market for me too.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:35 pm #243964

i got my replacement controller but it has the same fucking problem, im 200% done with this shit i need to find a different brand
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:43 am #244478

CosmicScientist wrote:Tomorrow is the first of my four exams in the coming two weeks.

It'll be depressing.

With you there in the sad boys boat. Shit's not been going excellent with me and the girl from a while back. Trying to just ignore it and haven't been telling anybody about it. Doing the whole "act happy until you are happy" bit, you know? It's tough.

>Maybe I'm reclusive or socially faulty.
That's kinda how I feel. I think this is just what happens when you get depressed, you start thinking like this. Those thoughts are like a kind of self-fulfilling prophecy type of deal where if you keep thinking them and believing that they're true, you'll start acting more like an actual recluse. Don't give those thoughts too much weight. You gotta stand up to this depression shit and just keep moving forward until it's gone.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:20 pm #244541

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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:33 pm #244544

Looking after my parents' cat while they're off on holiday.
He's out of the "hide under the bed for days" stage of being moved to a new place and now he's moved onto "demand attention and stimulation literally all the time" 'cause he's normally an outdoor cat and being cooped up indoors has made him bored and I've had to put bags on all my pot plants to stop the little arsehole shitting in them and now I know why I didn't have a cat of my own already

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:34 pm #244545

This might not have been a prudent choice.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:04 pm #244639

My life is harder than anyone elses.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:53 pm #244647

That's blatantly false, but what happened?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:38 pm #244654

I live on the fucking street firen you fucking reptillian shithead and its fucking January. I'm gonna roll around in shit and grow my beard out so one of your stupid asshole countries will give me free housing. Then ill shoot up a gay bar or something I don't fucking know Islam is the light.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby NikNakFlak » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:01 pm #244655

That's fucked up and you should feel bad for making such a distasteful joke.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:05 pm #244657

Do you have to travel 5 miles a day to fetch water from a muddy river full of animal shit?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:11 pm #244676

I don't feel bad. Fuck migrants. I hope they all die in their stupid shithole fucking countries. Pieces of garbage.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:33 pm #244681

My friends husband died. I never met him but I feel bad for my friend. She let me borrow money when I had nothing to eat for a few days once. Her son died a few years ago too so now she has no one. I hope they're in heaven, or atlesst purgatory.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:17 pm #244690

So what do you want, sympathy?

Cos I can't bloody well send you money without most of it getting lost in transit.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:40 pm #244732

Its ok demonfiren you're a good dude I'm just angry and lashing out. Having an outlet makes me feel a bit better thank you
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby danno » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:25 am #244821

hope things get better crag
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:31 am #244824

Thanks I'm really pissed off at this asshole who made me fill out an app to rent his condo two weeks ago and he has yet to call me back or anything fucking cunt.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:57 am #244828

Its hard out here. My old landlord needs to get cancer for there to be any justice in the world. White piece of shit.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:00 pm #244961

you know the guy who's not returning your call
just go and stay outside of his house for a while
eventually he'll come out like "hey don't sleep here" and you can reveal yourself as the spurned one
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:27 pm #244975

Super Aggro Crag wrote:White piece of shit.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:34 pm #245119

Dear god my sister needs to stop drinking. We were about to head back to the airport in Philly after staying at my Brother's place in South Jersey for Church service and party for my mom. She decides to start pounding back around mid afternoon after simultaneously telling me that we need to go to Jims on South Street in Philly so we can get real philly cheese stakes, and that we don't need to leave early and have plenty of time to do both with only 3 hours remaining before we have to leave. Her dumb ass got quite drunk causing us to have to do some small detours to keep her cigarette from burning the rental car, and then she had an embarrassing series of events that nearly got us booted from the plane home. Then. of course, she wakes up fully from her escapade when we were about 20 minutes from Vegas perfectly fine. You dumb bitch, you don't even know how close you got us to getting STUCK IN FUCKING PHILLY. You Stupid drunk cunt. The entire way she was belligerent too, which is unfortunately normal for her. Oh and the night before when I was trying to get to sleep, somewhat loaded myself, she kept trying to go outside to smoke in below 30 weather in a state of drunkeness that would have caused her to keel over and probably die in the cold. I was arguing with her to just smoke in the bathroom with the fan on like my sister in law does. She ended up doing neither, passed out on the floor.

I and either putting a moratorium on her drinking the days of transit if I travel with her again, or simply never travelling with her again. Probably the latter because the blacked out bitch will never realize what she put us through or accept responsibility for it. We lost both our parents within 11 months. But I've been a functioning adult. I dread the days I have to tell my niece what her mother was like when she was young.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:02 am #245126

We live in an era of video cameras on cell phones.
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