Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Can we purge the local degenerates
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i tried out Harry Potter RP
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estimated play time: 5 minutes

i spawned and my good boy Erik was already in waiting for me
he told me to change my name to Something Nibbles and i did since the server immediately faced me with a CHANGE UR FUCKIN NAME box
you start in a little winter courtyard, move forward and you're in the main hall
the great hall is on the left with a big 'COME HERE FOR HOUSES' sign
now there's a tiny, maybe three or four feet hallway before you're actually In The Hall
in that hallway is a sign plastered in colours and rules of shit to do with just renaming yourself (why was this not at the spawn)
so i'm reading through it because me and erik don't wanna get super banned already
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i ask why he does not respond
a full admin comes along and asks us to change our names actually politely
erik says 'thanks for actually being polite also why should we we're still getting in'
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erik has been banned for 7 days because his last name was Nibbles

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I went to a place that does MMA and has a gym to ask if I can do judo + boxing and use their gym and instead the instructors kept telling me I need to do muay thai because if some drug addicts attack me on the street I won't be able to protect myself without muay thai because the addicts will lowkick me and I won't be able to do anything to which I replied well how about this throw for instance and the instructors said well let's not imagine hypothetical scenarios here ok? Then they kept telling me I can't use their gym because there's two types of muscle fibers if you lift you'll get parasite muscle just look at the rhino and at the cheetah or look at MMA all the people there are lean ok? Then the older instructor told me that okay if I pay the younger one will give me a steroid plan and some roids to which both me and the younger instructor said "no". Then I went for a free session which was pretty great and then the older instructor kept asking me if I do heroin. I'm probably not going back to that place again.
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Post by calzilla1 » #241724

Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us
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Post by Whoisthere » #241725

Should've just stayed home drinking beer and playing ss13 tbh.
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Dear diary today I hate my job!!
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Post by Whoisthere » #241740

calzilla1 wrote:Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us
This sounds like a fun and uplifting experience.
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Post by calzilla1 » #241784

I was on me way to mag fest
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Post by A3STH3T1CS » #241929

an actual cuck (open relationship) on facebook tried giving me the business because he found out I got him banned for a month.

it didn't bother me at first until i rolled through his albums and shit and figured out he's probably just some highschooler.
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Because I can.
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Post by Deitus » #242114

>buy $250 meme fightstick for ps4
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>get back today, set that shit up asap
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What's your PSN, dm that shit
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A3STH3T1CS wrote:What's your PSN, dm that shit
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holidays are over so im back in plymouth working on my stupid fuckin experiment thats not working properly and im going to have an aneurysm trying to figure out why

on the other hand packers fucking memed on NEO YAWK so thats good.

i fell asleep after the hail mary pass by a-rod and woke up to seeing that packers both won AND odell punched a hole in the wall. the double whammy holy shit good day.
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Watched a guy in a jeep run a red light for jesus.

He went straight through a red light and a mile later pulled off into a church
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Post by Remie Richards » #242567

Walked passed a busker playing Escape From the City.
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Post by Wyzack » #242570

was he singing in his best impression of a RADICAL TOTALLY COOL fifteen year old vocalist as well?
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Post by Remie Richards » #242574

Well he was youngish, mid 20s I'd say so he kind of already sounded 2fast.
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Post by Wyzack » #242576

That is pretty hilarious. We used to have a guy here who would busk downtown with his violin and he would always play Legend of Zelda music when we came by. It was neat, i gave him whatever change i had
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A physics showerthought from someone who doesn't know jack about physics: would ferrofluid projectiles reduce wear on railgun rails?
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Strong desire to bash my head against something hard such as a wall or desk.
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There's a slight chance I might be homeless again come Friday. I'm living in an SLE and my new healthcare provider hasn't gotten around to reviewing my policy application yet. If they don't get their shit squared away by then I'm getting kicked out since I guess being here two weeks without insurance is kind of a no no. I'm thinking I might have to go to their office if that happens and fuck each and cunt/cock punt each and every single one of their employees

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Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
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start small, my man
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EndgamerAzari wrote:Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
This monday I start a trial at a local(ish) IT company working on their enterprise resource planning software.
Funnily enough they're about 55 minutes away on the bus from me, which is how I'll be getting to and from.

So we're basically in the same boat, which is funny.
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Post by Malkevin » #243367

At least with the bus you read a paper or shit post on forums for dumb games, driving for an hour on the other hand...
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Malkevin wrote:At least with the bus you read a paper or shit post on forums for dumb games, driving for an hour on the other hand...
True, but if I could drive it'd only be a half hour journey and then the similarities fall apart and the comparison becomes meaningless :P
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DemonFiren wrote:A physics showerthought from someone who doesn't know jack about physics: would ferrofluid projectiles reduce wear on railgun rails?
Classical railguns rely on the projectile being conductive, so you couldnt shoot ferrofluid out of them (it isn't generally conductive).

Depending on what you consider a "ferrofluid projectile" It might work in something like a coil gun, but I don't think wear is one of their major limitations.
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If you want hypersonic water.
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Super Aggro Crag wrote:I wanna die
we all do buddy

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Post by Whoisthere » #243570

>when you keep typing suicide in the address bar of the browser hoping it will work like in ss13
but no I don't wanna die it's just life is bad due to external circumstances atm
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Took the bus to work today as my car was snowed in.

Get close to my destination but have to walk down a side street.
About to cross over to the other side of this street, take a couple of steps - realise theres nothing but black ice under me, nothing but black ice in front of me. So I say fuck it and tentatively skid my way back to the pavement to find another way across.

I'm looking about and I see the entire road is basically an ice rink, smooth as glass.
So I'm thinking "Hang on: glassy road, thats at a bend, muslim area - there'll be an accident here"

Not two seconds after I said that I hear the skidding of tires on the ice, look behind me and yep - dirka dirka is jihading across the ice at speed - IN MY FUCKING DIRECTION.
Maintain my cool (mainly because I was literally half frozen from waiting for the bus for half an hour prior), take a few seconds to judge his trajectory (because I've seen far too many liveleak vids of people zigging when they should've zagged), realise he's basically heading straight for me but a bit to my right so I take a few steps left just in time to see his back end spin out as he whacks head on into another car (that had a smart driver who was just edging her car along the ice moments prior).


If I'd walked only 30 seconds slower I would've been in that exact spot his back end hit the curb. Makes you think.
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Post by XSI » #243674

That could have gone really poorly
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Post by Wyzack » #243678

>Its the Matrix but Malkavin is the one and the bullets are actually arab people driving cars
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Post by Malkevin » #243696

I've lived in this town all my life, dodging the muzzies is a way of life.
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Really jogs your nog.
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I'm wrapping up my last few classes soon and hope to finish my master thesis late April/early May. Then it's off to the job market for me too.
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Post by Deitus » #243964

i got my replacement controller but it has the same fucking problem, im 200% done with this shit i need to find a different brand
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by PKPenguin321 » #244478

CosmicScientist wrote:Tomorrow is the first of my four exams in the coming two weeks.

It'll be depressing.
With you there in the sad boys boat. Shit's not been going excellent with me and the girl from a while back. Trying to just ignore it and haven't been telling anybody about it. Doing the whole "act happy until you are happy" bit, you know? It's tough.

>Maybe I'm reclusive or socially faulty.
That's kinda how I feel. I think this is just what happens when you get depressed, you start thinking like this. Those thoughts are like a kind of self-fulfilling prophecy type of deal where if you keep thinking them and believing that they're true, you'll start acting more like an actual recluse. Don't give those thoughts too much weight. You gotta stand up to this depression shit and just keep moving forward until it's gone.

Good luck with your exams, man. Hoping you'll do well.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Screemonster » #244544

Looking after my parents' cat while they're off on holiday.
He's out of the "hide under the bed for days" stage of being moved to a new place and now he's moved onto "demand attention and stimulation literally all the time" 'cause he's normally an outdoor cat and being cooped up indoors has made him bored and I've had to put bags on all my pot plants to stop the little arsehole shitting in them and now I know why I didn't have a cat of my own already
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #244545

This might not have been a prudent choice.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #244639

My life is harder than anyone elses.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DemonFiren » #244647

That's blatantly false, but what happened?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #244654

I live on the fucking street firen you fucking reptillian shithead and its fucking January. I'm gonna roll around in shit and grow my beard out so one of your stupid asshole countries will give me free housing. Then ill shoot up a gay bar or something I don't fucking know Islam is the light.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by NikNakFlak » #244655

That's fucked up and you should feel bad for making such a distasteful joke.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #244657

Do you have to travel 5 miles a day to fetch water from a muddy river full of animal shit?
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