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Bottom post of the previous page:

Weedscopes looks like a cool guy
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Post by Nilons » #294993

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Weedscopes looks like a cool guy
He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy
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Post by Wyzack » #295013

Nilon talking shit

post the maid dress pic
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Post by Nilons » #295020

Wyzack wrote:Nilon talking shit

post the maid dress pic
Henk, maid dress pic of Klara is in the art thread
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Post by Remie Richards » #295022

No, the pic of choco/weedscopes in the maid dress.
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Post by 420weedscopes » #295030

DemonFiren wrote:Christ, Weedscopes. Is that you?
yes you'd know this if you had ever looked in the WHAT DO YOU FAGGOTS LOOK LIKE thread or literally any of my fucking Changelog videos
ALSO AT MY GOD DAMN PROFILE PICTURE IT'S RIGHT THERE DUDE
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Nilons wrote:He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy
i could say the same about you mister NGE cosplayer
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420weedscopes wrote:
Nilons wrote:He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy
i could say the same about you mister NGE cosplayer
Wyzack wrote:post the maid dress pic
it is below
Im sending that picture to cojax and also Ive never cosplayed SENIOR (edit: Unless you count the white kid from karate kid cause I wore a number one headband a few years back at a con and I kinda looked like him at the time)
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Nilons wrote:Im sending that picture to cojax and also Ive never cosplayed SENIOR (edit: Unless you count the white kid from karate kid cause I wore a number one headband a few years back at a con and I kinda looked like him at the time)
go ahead
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Post by ColonicAcid » #295109

the only cosplay i play is the one where i pretend i like eating ass.

in reality i fucking hate its disgusting who even decided that this si a good idea smh
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420weedscopes wrote: also while i have your attentions please check out this game it is super dope: https://deconstructeam.itch.io/zen-and- ... nshumanism
I guess it's true what they say

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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #296205

I guess people should have bought more albums.
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Post by Deitus » #297110

I FIGURED IT OUT

I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY IF I GET A SECOND JORB

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS EARLIER
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stay safe manchester pals
you better tell me if she's okay
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Post by oranges » #298054

we're almost at 100 pages!
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Post by Jacough » #300125

Trying to decide whether or not to stay in the residential outpatient program I'm in. I need it but Jesus Christ the house is becoming more and more toxic. It's like the only things the other clients talk about all fucking day are drugs and sex. This is supposed to be a house for people who want to get sober but half of the guys here are obsessed with talking about which drugs are the best, how much they were taking, where they were getting them, etc.

When they're not talking about drugs they're talking about which girls in the program they're fucking, which ones they want to fuck, where they're gonna fuck them, when they fucked them, how they fucked them, and blah blah blah.

Worth mentioning is that while it's fine to fuck chicks while you're here as long as you're not fucking them in the house, you're not supposed to be having sex with other clients but here they are, bragging about it, making plans to do it, and all that wonderful shit. Also, sorry if this sounds like something an SJW would say, but talking about the female clients like they're nothing but sluts and whores while referring to the ones who aren't DTF as teases and shit strikes me as disrespectful as hell.

I'm trying to decide whether or not to talk to my counselor about it because God damn, I'm so tempted to use but at the same time I'm worried that might make things worse. If I come forward with this shit but nothing is done about it, I might end up surrounded by a bunch of assholes who consider me a snitch and try to make this living situation even worse.
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Post by XSI » #300134

Don't they keep the male and female drug-detoxing people separate?

If even one guy has a drug supply, he can easily get access to a lot of girls who still want drugs, and don't have anything to really give for them
That seems like a planning oversight to me
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Post by Jacough » #300318

XSI wrote:Don't they keep the male and female drug-detoxing people separate?

If even one guy has a drug supply, he can easily get access to a lot of girls who still want drugs, and don't have anything to really give for them
That seems like a planning oversight to me
There's multiple houses and the men stay in separate houses. You also can't come here straight from detox. You've got to complete an inpatient program before you can move in as well. Basically it's the next level up. You're expected to go out and find a job and you're free to come and go as you please so long as you're back by midnight on weekdays or 1 AM on weekends, unless you work an overnight job. You're also expected to help keep the house clean as well.

It really wasn't a problem until recently. Me and a bunch of guys used to hang out the beach with girls in the program pretty regularly with no problem. It wasn't until recently when some shit heads moved in that it started being a problem.

Doesn't help that they're constantly blowing off their chores and trashing the place. This isn't just some homeless shelter or run down halfway house in a bad part of town. It's a 1.5 million dollar custom built house in an expensive neighborhood where most of the other houses are also custom built. Some of us would like to keep the house looking like how much a house worth that much should.
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Post by oranges » #300348

kill them
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Jacough wrote:Also, sorry if this sounds like something an SJW would say, but talking about the female clients like they're nothing but sluts and whores while referring to the ones who aren't DTF as teases and shit strikes me as disrespectful as hell.
SJW is "die cis scum", this is just basic human decency
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oranges wrote:kill them
make them croak
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Post by DemonFiren » #301124

Stick to the pond, froggie.
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DemonFiren wrote:Stick to the pond, froggie.
you'd like to put frogs in their place wouldn't you
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420weedscopes wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Stick to the pond, froggie.
you'd like to put frogs in their place wouldn't you
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Post by DemonFiren » #301386

Meanwhile I just blew a hundred and twenty Merkeldollars without noticing.

But hey, Witcher 3 was on sale and I needed a new hard drive anyway. 1 TB is not exactly much these days.
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Playing a game with a white male protagonist? You have been reported to the authorities. Please surrender yourself at the nearest education center for processing, citizen.
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Super Aggro Crag wrote:Playing a game with a white male protagonist? You have been reported to the authorities. Please surrender yourself at the nearest education center for processing, citizen.
Every player character I can customize is 100% Aryan.
Even my husbando is 100% Aryan.
The other husbando is 100% albino, but hey, white, privileged male.
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Post by 420weedscopes » #302214

The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good
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420weedscopes wrote:The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good
Wot?
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calzilla1 wrote:
420weedscopes wrote:The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good
Wot?
>He doesn't know
H E R E T I C
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Post by Ricotez » #302369

throw the heretic off the disc
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Remie Richards » #302626

Had my hair curled.
I'ts so nice I feel like crying.

Happy rem.
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Post by XSI » #303573

You could always post the menu option here and we can see if someone knows enough to translate it
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Post by Malkevin » #303756

Doesn't your DVD player's remote have a button for cycling the subtitles?
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #304221

I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
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Post by Screemonster » #304279

goddamnit now I wanna watch return of the living dead again
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #304368

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans
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PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans
chef boyardee raviolis
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Super Aggro Crag wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans
chef boyardee raviolis
nice!
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #304959

My dad might have cancer, waiting on a biopsy.

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Post by Ricotez » #305705

CosmicScientist wrote:"Ondertiteling. Hm. Undertitling? Surely it's not that simple..."

'Tis. Undertitling, aka, subtitles.

And it is Dutch. I have no clue if Amazon told him the company would send a Dutch version or if he had to read further than reasonable to actually see that. Ah well. All is well enough.
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Ricotez » #305713

dubs are for chubs
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #305776

I'm super friggn' ticked off
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Screemonster » #306326

Got myself one of them surface tablet things, been taking it into work on weekend and night shifts so I can doodle when it's quiet
I didn't realise that the taskbar in win10 is ever so slightly transparent, I thought it was just black, and the image I was using as a background had a tiny little detail that juuuuust showed through the black and looked remarkably like a busted LCD
I was like "FUCK"
I had CSP up on the rest of the screen so everything else was all greyscale and icons and there on the bottom edge of the tablet was this sorta blobbish iridescent smear
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Remie Richards » #307792

I keep forgetting to mention it but the toilet door at work, when it closes, sounds -exactly- like the sound when a clown slips you.
I would record it but that'd just look weird.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #307816

Remie Richards wrote:I keep forgetting to mention it but the toilet door at work, when it closes, sounds -exactly- like the sound when a clown slips you.
I would record it but that'd just look weird.
At my work people keep trying to talk to me at the urinals VERY annoying
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #307878

Thats just weird, have they no decorum?

I mean, there's meant to be serious ethics in the men's pisser.

Don't make eye contact
Do not talk
Don't look directly at another man's wang
The middle urinal is decorative, ONLY!

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ColonicAcid » #307898

sometimes when im drunk having a piss ill have a little quick look at peoples wangs... just a lil glance as im setting up at the pisser

i aint gay i just like to assert that my dick size is normal
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #308075

ColonicAcid wrote:sometimes when im drunk having a piss ill have a little quick look at peoples wangs... just a lil glance as im setting up at the pisser

i aint gay i just like to assert that my dick size is normal
Love dis post
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Post by Nilons » #308083

ColonicAcid wrote:I look at cocks all the time im not gay though
I play Ostrava of Nanotrasen (good name) and Rolls-The-Bones (Crag Given name god bless)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by DrPillzRedux » #309452

Well, my dad has skin cancer of some kind. His doc said it's likely just basal cell cancer. We're hoping it's that and not melanoma. We'll find out in a week.

2017 has been a shit year.
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a correct post by pillz
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