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Post by DemonFiren » #385062

CosmicScientist wrote:Or we could just call everything that prints a design a fax machine.
shit no
do you have any idea how slow those are
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Post by DemonFiren » #385083

Even slower than that.
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They sound nice, though.
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Post by CitrusGender » #385465

I swear my professor makes these exams with the mindset that we have double the time than we're actually given.

I don't think anyone finished this one, one of the hardest exams I've ever gotten out of. Was like a half a problem from finishing so it's better than some people I heard.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #385685

For some reason this forum itself is making me kind of nostalgic, if that makes sense. Probably because of the headmin elections. Things have changed so much in such a short span since I joined.

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Post by DemonFiren » #386617

So is it better now?
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Post by Malkevin » #386618

Where is the gut pain?

Not just below your right rib is it?
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CosmicScientist wrote:Getting some icy snow. Some of it is fluffy and might make a snowman if enough falls but the rest will probably just make things very cold. Siberia shares its wealth of frost.
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Post by Malkevin » #387381

You went outside?
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Post by Nilons » #387574

Planning on switching out of a 4 year bio major-chem minor degree to a 2 year college paramedic course, how's everyone else's studies goin
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i'm not training to become a stutterwhore, so i'm fine :^)
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I need a new computer, and my only needs are it being able to run monhun world when it comes out (even at lowest settings) and a price tag of ≤$1000. Any advice?
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Deitus wrote:I need a new computer, and my only needs are it being able to run monhun world when it comes out (even at lowest settings) and a price tag of ≤$1000. Any advice?
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DemonFiren wrote:
Deitus wrote:I need a new computer, and my only needs are it being able to run monhun world when it comes out (even at lowest settings) and a price tag of ≤$1000. Any advice?
http://boards.4chan.org/g/pcbg
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Deitus wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Deitus wrote:I need a new computer, and my only needs are it being able to run monhun world when it comes out (even at lowest settings) and a price tag of ≤$1000. Any advice?
http://boards.4chan.org/g/pcbg
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Deitus wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Deitus wrote:I need a new computer, and my only needs are it being able to run monhun world when it comes out (even at lowest settings) and a price tag of ≤$1000. Any advice?
http://boards.4chan.org/g/pcbg
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tgstation in 2018

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
Deitus wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Deitus wrote:I need a new computer, and my only needs are it being able to run monhun world when it comes out (even at lowest settings) and a price tag of ≤$1000. Any advice?
http://boards.4chan.org/g/pcbg
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Post by DemonFiren » #389641

It worked well enough for me.
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Post by XSI » #389721

4chan can be relied upon to be honest

They'll tell you you're a tard for doing stupid shit and if you truly have no idea what to do, they've got guides for that.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #389789

general threads are great for info.


theres some shitposting but if you lurk u can spot disinfo
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Post by Deitus » #389808

Fine I'll look into it but when it goes wrong the lizard genocide begins
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Post by Limey » #390111

you know, working for two years instead of going to uni sounds very appealing to me, after like three failed attempts at studying something I've promptly lost interest in.
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Post by Malkevin » #390114

Dumb idea.

HR drones will bin your application if you don't have a degree
Companies are shit and don't invest in their people unless you're really valuable.
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Post by Limey » #390116

I'm not ditching uni entirely, I'm just gonna take a break to figure out what I really want.

Besides, while it's hard to get a job in Norway regardless, I don't think it's necessary for me to go around with a flashy fuck of a diploma to have something to grind money from for a bit
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Post by Nilons » #390118

Some people really just need the time off. Although you should always be planning to go back at some point or else you'll hit a ceiling wherever you're working
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Cosmic, what do you eat generally?
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Post by Malkevin » #390368

Drink water instead of the bacteria piss that is Aspartame.
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Post by XSI » #390491

Artificial sweeteners suck for the body, try to avoid them

Your body will think it had sugars, finds out there's no sugars, and then go into 'Oh fuck need to eat more sugars!' mode
Probably won't do much for the anxiety, but it's a general health thing
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Post by Anonmare » #390493

The diet shit is worse for you than the actual sugar stuff

Go drink juice or water if you can, if you need help getting off of the sugar water - put some syrup in your water and gradually lower the amount. Normal water will taste crap to you because your body has accustomed itself to a sweet taste and it needs to get used to unflavoured water
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Post by Nilons » #390520

Try melatonin supplements before bed, they work wonders for sleep deprivation
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Post by IkeTG » #390549

Funny how when you're young and you take your health for granted, shit just sorta catches up with you. I've been focused on so much lately that when my health took a dive it just put me out of commission for a bit. Fuckin' A
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Post by XSI » #390556

Sometimes life just decides it's time to fuck you over for your health
You could be doing everything fine and then haha fuck you time for your body to start failing
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Post by IkeTG » #390562

XSI wrote:Sometimes life just decides it's time to fuck you over for your health
You could be doing everything fine and then haha fuck you time for your body to start failing
Pretty much. I finally start putting effort into getting into shape and shit and I just get thrown a curve ball. Kinda makes me feel like the effort was worthless.
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Post by Deitus » #390569

>dog dies after United airlines flight attendant forces it into overhead bin

Am I a terrible person for laughing out loud when I read this headline?
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Post by XSI » #390608

Sucks for that dog and its owner, but seriously how did they not see that coming?

>8 hour flight
>Dog stuck in the overhead bin
>Inside a bag in there too

No shit it died
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Post by DemonFiren » #390624

Stephen Hawking is dead. Ripperoni pepperoni.
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Post by Malkevin » #390642

Did they try holding his power button in for 10 seconds?
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Post by Kel-the-Oblivious » #390643

Well, fuck. He was one of the great minds of our time. He will be remembered among the likes of Einstein, Darwin, and Newton.
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Post by Limey » #390644

dude defied his own condition and lived until 76 when he realistically should have been dead over half a century ago, and lead a happy life in spite of it all

if that isn't inspiring, I don't know what is
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Post by DemonFiren » #392751

I think the flu likes me too much.
Either that or there's an even worse reason for everything in my head to tilt sideways after a while. Now if only I could get it tilting in one consistent direction.
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Post by Nilons » #393604

did you try melatonin I swear the shit works
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Post by Malkevin » #394100

Late night gaming
It suddenly becomes 3am.
Fing DLS
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>3 AM
Try 6 AM.
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Post by EvilJackCarver » #395147

I've done that once. Went for a power nap afters, and suddenly it was 19:30.
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Post by Nilons » #395342

CosmicScientist wrote:>things seem okay maybe
>11 hours of no sleep in bed, eyes closed
I guess it's time to make a doctor's appointment for melatonin.
Even if you don't get melatonin the doctor should be able to help, I wish you luck my guy
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Post by Malkevin » #397611

I wandered into the Toys R Us near work today because they had a closing down sale and I thought I might find a joke gift for my mum's birthday.
I'm not surprised the cunts are going out of business, ten quid for a plushie beagle :?
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Post by CitrusGender » #398883

Grad School is going good.

Probably going to take some time off this summer though since I've been burnt out from the past three summers doing something.

I dunno, I have mixed feelings on the break though. Something tells me that it's too good for me and it will make me soft. Though another part of me is just completely glad to not do something for three months.

I'm hoping to be working sometime next year though.
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Post by SpaceInaba » #398952

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