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Bottom post of the previous page:

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SpaceInaba wrote:we should play videogames when you're free
yee

I don't even know what TO PLAY THOUGH
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CitrusGender wrote:
SpaceInaba wrote:we should play videogames when you're free
yee

I don't even know what TO PLAY THOUGH
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CitrusGender wrote:
SpaceInaba wrote:we should play videogames when you're free
yee

I don't even know what TO PLAY THOUGH
literally anything
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I've been considering getting eye surgery so I don't spend so much on contacts and glasses in the future. Anyone here had any experience with this?
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Post by Malkevin » #399240

Got pulled by the cops today, didn't get shot
#whitebritishprivileged
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Post by DemonFiren » #399269

aren't your cops, like, not allowed to have guns?
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Post by Malkevin » #399304

Some have guns, most armed police serve day to day as traffic cops.

Oh and the reason I was pulled was because my insurance didn't appear on their system, or that was their cover anyway, they must've seen a bearded man driving an old Toyota and decided to investigate. Keeping our streets safe they are.
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Malkevin wrote:Got pulled by the cops today, didn't get shot
#whitebritishprivileged
The worst they could do is beat you with a shortened baton (the big one was too scary!)
Malkevin wrote: Some have guns, most armed police serve day to day as traffic cops.
Very few more like, the home office in all their wisdom have decided that regular constables don't need the big scary shooty shoots, because nothing bad ever happens to regular British police officers
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DemonFiren wrote:aren't your cops, like, not allowed to have guns?

something something something police by consent something something
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Post by DemonFiren » #399641

watched Arrival with a friend

now I'm really glad we smoked something before that
it really drove the mindfuck home
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Post by Nilons » #400568

The Discworld switches main characters every book or so iirc. If you want some really good ass stuff to read that is also really long but with a singular main character I suggest the dresden files.
I play Ostrava of Nanotrasen (good name) and Rolls-The-Bones (Crag Given name god bless)
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Post by Ricotez » #400576

You're still in the early few books, where Terry was still getting a feel for the world and the characters in it. The next book in the witches series is Wyrd Sisters, where Granny is the main character right from the start. Much later in the chronology there are the Tiffany Aching books, which have some of the same ideas as Equal Rites but execute them a lot better IMO. For starters Tiffany Aching is a much more interesting character than Eskarina Smith.

Personally my favourite books are those about the Ankh-Morpork city watch.
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Post by Anonmare » #400581

My favourite books were about Death, as a character he's so full of life.
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Post by Ricotez » #400587

those are a close second for me, but I like the Watch books just a little more because Vimes is such a great character, and a great example of badass lawful good
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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"Mort," said Mort.
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Post by Wyzack » #400813

Nilons is right the Dresden Files is fucking amazing read it READ IT
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Post by Deitus » #400864

so i somehow found a picture of an episode of fairly odd parents and then they start discussing this episode and holy shit my mind is blown
http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/ ... ecret_Wish
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Wyzack wrote:Nilons is right the Dresden Files is fucking amazing read it READ IT
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Post by Wyzack » #400872

The RPG is also very good and one of the ones i have played most. The magic system is fucking horribly explained in the core book though seriously its so ass
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Post by Malkevin » #401965

Is it sertaline?

Take the pills, they're not that bad
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Post by XSI » #401978

Don't take pills you don't trust without medical guidance from a professional
Especially not if you are taking them for one of the side effects (Getting drowsy/easier sleep) rather than their intended main effect

Even if they are harmless, the fact you can speak to a doctor about them at any time will help in reducing anxiety's effects
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Post by Malkevin » #402081

RIP

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Post by IkeTG » #403892

I've been through so much these past handful of years or so, all I want now is some peace and quiet. It's hard not to feel jaded, so I've been trying to my damnedest to hold onto any semblance of lightheartedness so I don't come off as a huge loner jerk. Guess I'm afraid of it coming off as fake :p
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Post by CitrusGender » #404003

do you guys think it may be time for Watercooler 3 soon
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Post by IkeTG » #404037

CosmicScientist wrote:Is it fake if it's what you want to be?
I don't know what I want it to be. I guess I haven't had the time to stop and reflect on that.

CosmicScientist wrote:As some say, be ironic as a joke and you'll eventually turn into it. So if you keep trying, you'll be happy. That or you'll figure something out along the way. Spend time with friends!
It's not really about happiness, it's about getting over this existential dread of losing everything and having to live on the streets again. It's hard forgetting what it feels like to be betrayed or to starve, or to be cold and not have anywhere to go. That's why it's hard not to feel jaded, like I was ground down from a nice, cheerful person into a nervous and paranoid loner.

That's stuff I can get over eventually, it doesn't phase me as much as it may sound. I'm really more afraid of becoming more detached and distant from people. It's become really easy to do this and I fear one bad week could push me towards it.
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CosmicScientist wrote:Remember that if you keep trying, you will find someone who doesn't want to let you fall down.
It's better if I go it alone for now, I'd rather suffer alone than to hurt people I care about with my bullshit.
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Post by Wyzack » #404065

Watercooler 1 was remove because a community member posted pictures of their cut up arms in it. Based Endgamerazari had the good sense to make another one. I don't see any reason to kill his perfectly functional thread
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Post by DemonFiren » #406809

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5688029
So it turns out one member of our forum is jobless now.
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Post by Anonmare » #406879

I never realised being a Super Nintendo was such a lucrative position.
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CosmicScientist wrote:Those poor children. We can log off to avoid him, they can't!
I think him logging off is the entire problem.
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Post by Nilons » #411222

exercise is really good for you mentally and swimming is a fantastic exercise
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Post by Malkevin » #411394

It's warm, I want to buy some short sleeve work shirts but wtf - did they suddenly get banned or something?

Can't find any anywhere that aren't sweaty white polyester, aside from the fact I hate them sticking to me I can't wear white when half of my job involves either crawling about under desks or moving equipment that is often caked in dust.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #411406

Malkevin wrote:It's warm, I want to buy some short sleeve work shirts but wtf - did they suddenly get banned or something?

Can't find any anywhere that aren't sweaty white polyester, aside from the fact I hate them sticking to me I can't wear white when half of my job involves either crawling about under desks or moving equipment that is often caked in dust.
There's always online shopping if you can't find anything local
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Post by Malkevin » #411421

I'm really stocky though so I'd prefer to be able to try the shirt on, yes you can send them back but thats a PITA
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Post by nsos » #411691

watercooler 3 or die
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Post by Malkevin » #411727

The last one closed because someone slit their wrists and Paprika made fun of them.

You know the sacrifice you need make Nsos, now it is up to you.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #411738

dont make nsos do anything that will endanger him he is a national shitposting treasure you fucking manimal
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Post by XSI » #411758

Dont make watercooler 3

Lets bring this thing to 1000 pages first
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Post by XSI » #411886

>Windows isnt updating

Isn't this a good thing?
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Post by Malkevin » #411932

The latest build is very buggy, I'd ignore it for now
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Post by oranges » #411937

space jam here's your chance do your dance at the space jam
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Post by Anonmare » #411941

oranges wrote:space jam here's your chance do your dance at the space jam
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now, we've got a real jam goin' down
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Post by Malkevin » #412657

Dear slow people,

Stay the fuck off the self serve checkouts.

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Post by ColonicAcid » #412681

PLEASE RETURN ITEM TO THE CHECKOUT AREA.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #412827

#justbritish shit right there tbh nobody else will understand
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Post by Thunder11 » #413039

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T RECOGNISE THAT LAST ITEM
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Post by Anonmare » #413043

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
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Post by DemonFiren » #413513

EndgamerAzari wrote:Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
and this is the last we ever heard of him, way back on page I dunno something like 88
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Post by Malkevin » #413520

Coder job at a small company.... that means he probably got lumped doing tech support as well.
He's probably jumped off a bridge, RIP.
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