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Being a fucked up ball of unfounded guilt again.

I swear sometimes I just want to be purposely unreliable and incompetent so people will never rely on me. That way I'll never fail them.
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Went to a talk from a man in industry, most of my module group weren't there but thankfully the module it was aimed at had full attendance (durn masters students watching dota instead of doing their team project, not even playing it).

Their product is something I think they have working for or will be working for smartphone VR. They said in the talk but I can't remember. Think VR Skype.
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Post by ThanatosRa » #253301

One i handed off to a relative because I'm not up for it. Just stuff around the house otherwise.
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I'm sure a new project would probably help focus me, but I'm pretty sure cleaning up my room and file cabinet will have to do for now.
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Post by Qbopper » #253525

oh shit my man john wick 2 comes out this weekend and I'll actually be in a town with a movie theater then

(yes, my town is so in butt-fuck-nowhere that we don't have a movie theater anymore, point and laugh)
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Post by Wyzack » #253527

Fuck dude John Wick the first was so fucking good.


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apparently my dorm is offering a free day at a ski lodge this month

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Qbopper wrote:oh shit my man john wick 2 comes out this weekend and I'll actually be in a town with a movie theater then

(yes, my town is so in butt-fuck-nowhere that we don't have a movie theater anymore, point and laugh)
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How'd it happen? Any clue? I'm glad you didn't get hit anywhere else with edges.
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Must be Chinese safety glass if it still cut you up
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Also the girls looked a bit weird and some of the ""athletes"" on my team had HUGE GUTS and there was a ""powerlifter"" who was like the stereotypical all fat no muscle maximum back arch dude. The team needs to roid, especially since the main competitor team roids and has a 160kg dude and our fattest guy is like 130kg at best.
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i fucked up two dates in very quick succession last night
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Post by 420weedscopes » #256278

same girl
chain of events
we plan A Week Ahead
on the night she says she's actually not feeling it
i got angry about it and yelled a lot then retreated to my own hole
that's one date kill
later on she said On Second Thoughts I'm Feeling It Now
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Post by Jacough » #256488

A guy in treatment here decided to get into the film industry. By film industry I mean a role in some gay porn sucking a dude's dick and eating the guy's ass.

He's extremely defensive about it and insists he's straight.
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Post by Wyzack » #256492

420weedscopes wrote:same girl
chain of events
we plan A Week Ahead
on the night she says she's actually not feeling it
i got angry about it and yelled a lot then retreated to my own hole
that's one date kill
later on she said On Second Thoughts I'm Feeling It Now
i reply to her I'm Not Feeling It and she says Okay
that's two dates kill
Fuck that dude you dont deserve to be treated like that. Good on you for telling her to piss off
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Post by Jacough » #256500

420weedscopes wrote:same girl
chain of events
we plan A Week Ahead
on the night she says she's actually not feeling it
i got angry about it and yelled a lot then retreated to my own hole
that's one date kill
later on she said On Second Thoughts I'm Feeling It Now
i reply to her I'm Not Feeling It and she says Okay
that's two dates kill
Why didn't you just fuck her the second time around and then block her number and cut all contact with her afterwards?
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Post by Whoisthere » #256731

Jacough wrote:A guy in treatment here decided to get into the film industry. By film industry I mean a role in some gay porn sucking a dude's dick and eating the guy's ass.

He's extremely defensive about it and insists he's straight.
What's so gay about it? Maybe if they were positioned in such a way that their balls were touching, it would maybe, MAYBE be KINDA gay, but just sucking a man's dick and eating his ass? What's gay about that, me and my bros do that all the time, and we're all straight.

No homo.
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"I'm not gay, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks"
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Screemonster wrote:"I'm not gay, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks"
literally this
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Jacough wrote:Why didn't you just fuck her the second time around and then block her number and cut all contact with her afterwards?
as i said the second time around was In Quick Succession so The Same Night
also i'm not a scumbag of a human bean
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Whoisthere wrote:Also the girls looked a bit weird and some of the ""athletes"" on my team had HUGE GUTS and there was a ""powerlifter"" who was like the stereotypical all fat no muscle maximum back arch dude. The team needs to roid, especially since the main competitor team roids and has a 160kg dude and our fattest guy is like 130kg at best.
hey man,,,,

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i just finished watching hardcore henry, hot damn that was some good shit. probably my new fav movie tbqh
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Weedscopes, you're supposed to be baked, not baking.
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Post by Remie Richards » #260835

DemonFiren wrote:Weedscopes, you're supposed to be baked, not baking.
he used to be a chef dummy.
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Post by Malkevin » #261376

DPD was meant to deliver my new computer today, but they didn't.

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Post by Remie Richards » #261605

Holy shit, that's the coolest one they've made.
I was always saddened how "real" robots tend to look dumb and not cool, but heck that actually looks nice too (besides the creepy "is it a head or is it a spider butt" dangling off the back :S)
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Post by Alipheese » #261711

Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.

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Have the group pool everyone's money to buy a shotgun, take her behind the shed, no more cancelled sessions
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #261777

Thunder11 wrote:Have the group pool everyone's money to buy a shotgun, take her behind the shed, no more cancelled sessions
the reasonable course of action
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by ShadowDimentio » #261799

Alipheese wrote:Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.
I need some more deets, did your GM start dating your ex? Did you have a really messy breakup or is she just crazy?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Alipheese wrote:Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.
talk to the DM, idk if he's dating her or if she's just in the group or what but this is just entirely ridiculous
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by 420weedscopes » #261879

does she not know that d&d is an incredibly engaging activity that requires you're there at all times
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by Malkevin » #262086

You need to surprise sex her outside of one of these events, that will show her
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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She wants your dick
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