Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by **PKPenguin321** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:03 am #93794

Bottom post of the previous page:

I went to a friendly little Smash 4 tournament today expecting decent results, and got knocked out of winners by the best player in my region (I'm still not sure how or why he had heard of our little tournament) on bracket two. Then in losers I got matched with my second worst matchup and barely beat him, and immediately following him I was matched up with my number one worst matchup. I got eliminated really early.
Later on I played the guy that came second overall (first place going to the guy that knocked me out of winners) in a friendly, and decimated him. The guy that knocked me out of losers also immediately lost his next set against a character that my character does well against. If I had played literally anyone else I would've placed second and scored sixty bucks.

At least they had free pizza.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 3:37 am #94064

Finally get to actually work on research type shit as of tomorrow, I am so hype. We are going to be cloning a library of human genes inside yeast. Gonna be dope

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:08 am #94085

Just lost access to my gmail and google's password recovery is so clunky and awful I have no hope of getting it back beyond prayer.

May even lose access to this forum account because it won't send the email to change my password here.

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:22 am #94107

Maccus wrote:May even lose access to this forum account because it won't send the email to change my password here.

RIP I suggest you PM MrS as I'm pretty sure he can change users passwords via control panel.

Remie Richards · Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:18 pm

I 3D Modelled a Guitar.

Still needs texturing beyond just coloured materials, and the rim around the guitar is also a metal colour now, plus this render is only 300 300 sampling quality.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:10 pm

I can almost hear the twang

The position I had the phone interview for last week just contacted me to ask permission to contact my references! Woo-hoo!

Incomptinence · Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:16 am

Hmm guess I should tighten that door knob. Oh look I can't get the knob off when putting a pointy object into a hole in the side sure am glad that I can't get at those screws I can see plain as day.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:22 pm

My cubicle smells like somebody shit in it.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:15 pm #94797

I'm 30.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:59 pm #94810

EndgamerAzari wrote:My cubicle smells like somebody shit in it.

sorry

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:01 pm #94811

ThanatosRa wrote:I'm 30.

grats

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:38 pm #95025

Guys Christopher Lee is fucking dead

EndgamerAzari · Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:38 pm

Yeah, I heard. Damn shame.

Remie Richards · Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:40 pm

Wyzack wrote:Guys Christopher Lee is fucking dead

Oh.. aww shit.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:39 pm #95035

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:43 pm #95036

Congrats, you can nearly drink in burgerland. It is all downhill from here

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:38 pm #95130

I have upgraded from a folding chair to a proper office chair and it feels like I moved into the 21st century for real this time

Tunder · Post by **Tunder** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:44 pm #95131

Scones wrote:I have upgraded from a folding chair to a proper office chair and it feels like I moved into the 21st century for real this time

Be careful, with the newer chairs, falling asleep in them is a strong possibility.

invisty · Post by **invisty** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:43 pm #95143

RIP Christopher Lee

[youtube]cvKRbi2ovDY[/youtube]

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:14 pm #95243

Remie Richards · Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:14 pm

Pizza+Chips all covered in meatballs and meatball sauce is delicious.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:20 pm #95252

me 5 years ago when i realize it's a friend's birthday: oh my god i can't wait i'm gonna get so many gifts for this guy we're gonna have a hype as fuck birthday party wow i can't wait

me today when i realize it's a friends birthday: reaches weakly for cell phone, texts "birth" repeatedly until they respond, rolls back into bed to go back to sleep

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:42 pm

nsos wrote:me 5 years ago when i realize it's a friend's birthday: oh my god i can't wait i'm gonna get so many gifts for this guy we're gonna have a hype as fuck birthday party wow i can't wait

me today when i realize it's a friends birthday: reaches weakly for cell phone, texts "birth" repeatedly until they respond, rolls back into bed to go back to sleep

Pfffthahaha

I messaged a friend of mine with "hep bur" on her birthday and she got mad not just because I was lazy but because she immediately understood what I meant.

Remie Richards · Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:51 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote:
nsos wrote:me 5 years ago when i realize it's a friend's birthday: oh my god i can't wait i'm gonna get so many gifts for this guy we're gonna have a hype as fuck birthday party wow i can't wait

me today when i realize it's a friends birthday: reaches weakly for cell phone, texts "birth" repeatedly until they respond, rolls back into bed to go back to sleep
Pfffthahaha

I messaged a friend of mine with "hep bur" on her birthday and she got mad not just because I was lazy but because she immediately understood what I meant.

Ok I'll join in because it's literally just happened.

For my friend's birthday he got a lot of money, and we're both excited for Fallout 4 and wanted to play 3 again so he bought us both Fallout 3 Goty on Steam.
The message in the gift said "hrpy bithday"

So yeah I got a happy birthday for my friend's birthday, lol.

Post by **Vekter** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:07 pm #95275

My jaw is swollen to about 1.5x normal size and I have one hell of a toothache.

I'm wigged out on painkillers right now. Someone please kill me.

E: Also before someone says omg dentist 1) what's dental insurance and 2) I'm on a full run of hardcore antibiotics so we'll see where that takes me. Brush and floss every day, kids.

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:37 pm

Gargling with saltwater sometimes helps with swelling.

Redblaze3000 · Post by **Redblaze3000** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:54 am #95428

Remie Richards wrote:Pizza+Chips all covered in meatballs and meatball sauce is delicious.

That's Murrica teir food Remie.

Remie Richards · Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:19 am

Redblaze3000 wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:Pizza+Chips all covered in meatballs and meatball sauce is delicious.
That's Murrica teir food Remie.

it is but it's really tasty.

I am not ashamed to say I have had it 3 times since that post, haha.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:30 am #95632

Eventually birthdays become "get hammered by myself days" not because of a lack of friends but because there's just no fucking time for that shit.

The best present you can get yourself is 24 hours away from everyone else and all this shit. Gonna go have one of those yard birthdays where I lay out in the lawn and drink alcohol in the sun while devouring any small animals that crawl near my body.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:37 am #95633

>not having time to go down the pub with the lads get absolutely smashed and then attempt to play out your old teenager days of putting cones in the middle of the road and then running the fuck away from the police but then remembering that everyone else is a fat fuck and can't hold a light jog without dying.

;_;

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:26 pm #95741

Last night my girlfriend dragged me to this art festival thing in my hometown. Some of the things were really cool, there was a street performer juggling torches, dudes forging metal art with anvils and shit with spooky ambience in the background, and even some indie garage rock bands that didn't suck. On the other hand a lot of it was the super pretentious drivel that makes people hate modern artists. This is a real excerpt from the pamphlet:

"Reunion in the forest confronts the ideological wilderness landscape, in which REDACTED's stereotypical Canadian woodsman is contrasted by the strong imaginative feminist presense in REDACTED's work."

I could not make this shit up. Some of the "art" included a piece of a log, a plaid jacket and trucker hat nailed to the wall, and what I can only assume was a canoe made out of plaster patches, only it was all melted and shit like it had been left out in the rain.

This compounded my disappointment about the fact that even though it was called DNA art space, it was not about cool science based art like I had hoped. Ended up just going to my favorite pub and drinking a whole lot of beer after we had seen everything cool

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:14 am #95885

the cia attempted to kill me with a wire in my pizza

EndgamerAzari · Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:15 pm

My mom is going into surgery shortly. Pretty simple outpatient procedure to fix some sinus issues, but I'm still nervous.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:26 am #96173

Today is my birthday.

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:28 am #96174

happy birthday

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:45 am

It's not your birthday in BEST COAST! (happy birthday anyway, mines is the day after, we're like brothers, JUNE BROTHERS!)

Loonikus · Post by **Loonikus** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:18 am #96210

Today is my girlfriends birthday.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:49 am #96235

I think you're moving a little fast here Loonikus, I'm not ready to call myself that

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:22 pm #96276

Fuck yeah June birthdays, best month

Remie Richards · Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:27 pm

Repo Men is on TV, It's a really great film, was not expecting to be watching something like that tonight.
Also Jude law's great.

Spoiler:

Post by **oranges** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 2:45 am #96443

Jon Snow dies

invisty · Post by **invisty** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:42 am #96445

oranges wrote:Jon Snow dies

valar morghulis, my friend.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:29 am #96455

oranges wrote:Jon Snow dies

so that cleganebowl may live

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:57 am #96457

Remie Richards wrote:Repo Men is on TV, It's a really great film, was not expecting to be watching something like that tonight.
Also Jude law's great.

Spoiler:
Dat ending doe

So what came first, that movie or the freaky ass opera with the same concept?

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:19 pm

I have developed the ability to panic about purely hypothetical, abstract situations.

I am the next stage in the evolution of human despair.

My mutant power is having very healthy blood pressure despite my internal monologue being one long, drawn-out, endless scream.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Jun 17, 2015 6:15 pm

So for my birthday today someone sent me this video. How nice.

[youtube]yAGECigOOko[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:32 pm

Today my therapist asked me, "what would you do if you got a job you liked?" and I literally could not process a coherent answer.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:36 pm #96815

I'm going to drive to Las Vegas at 2AM to get on a plane for a flight that sets me down in Detroit for 45 minutes longer than I ever wanted to be in Detroit, and then I'm riding a shitty matchbox with wings home.

And then I'm going to buy booze and show up unannounced to a friend's and we'll get wasted on Saturday.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:35 pm #96837

An0n3 wrote:Eventually birthdays become "get hammered by myself days" not because of a lack of friends but because there's just no fucking time for that shit.

The best present you can get yourself is 24 hours away from everyone else and all this shit. Gonna go have one of those yard birthdays where I lay out in the lawn and drink alcohol in the sun while devouring any small animals that crawl near my body.

Can't do that in vegas. June is too HOT for that. IN the day at least. Sometimes in the night.

Remie Richards · Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:34 pm

Finished my Guitar Model.

(3D text was a requirement for higher grades, lmao)

EndgamerAzari · Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:45 pm

Fuuuuck that's good, I wish I could make stuff like that.