Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:24 pm
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Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:19 pm
Guess who's got two thumbs and got a request to pull 100 complaints 15 minutes before he could go home? NOT ME ANY MORE BECAUSE I ATE ONE OF MY HANDS OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:25 pm
>implying pcr is hard
its just tedious my friend.
god save the souls of the men and women who had to perform pcr in the pre-Taq era. god bless their little time consumed souls.
also can someone make a better version of pcr having to do that shit one hundred thousand fucking times because the mutations were rampant made me have to do a x^2 test every SINGLE time and that was a huge pain just fucking kill me
its just tedious my friend.
god save the souls of the men and women who had to perform pcr in the pre-Taq era. god bless their little time consumed souls.
also can someone make a better version of pcr having to do that shit one hundred thousand fucking times because the mutations were rampant made me have to do a x^2 test every SINGLE time and that was a huge pain just fucking kill me
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:53 pm
PCR isnt hard but i have made that shit an art, wheeling and dealing reactions like they are your mom. Also getting the results i am looking for, which is nice. Really i just for once feel like i am good at my job
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:11 am
maths is the devil attempting to make us commit sodomy
and that is the truth.
and that is the truth.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:49 am
I only get paid for advertising, I never pay for it.420weedscopes wrote:a question to the various youtube idiots
have you ever paid for adwords advertising? how long does it advertise for? i don't see any option to kill the ads after a certain date.
i also don't even know what to put in the descriptions of this shit aaaaaa this should not be nerve-wracking
Promoting yourself on youtube only works if you have something to sell. If you're thinking of paying to promote your channel, I wouldn't bother. There are better, free-er ways to promote yourself.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:28 pm
>Stay 2 hours and 45 minutes late and skip the gym in order to finish a request that came in 15 minutes before quitting time
>My boss's response this morning is "you didn't need to do that"
>mfw
>My boss's response this morning is "you didn't need to do that"
>mfw
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:33 pm
Ask if you can go home early and have a mega sess at the gym.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:37 pm
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:10 pm
It is day 2 of ramadan.
Muslims are already driving even worst than they usually do.
Muslims are already driving even worst than they usually do.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:55 pm
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fucking david mitchell
fucking david mitchell
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:40 pm
Funny people still flock to Roswell to visit the 'aliens' site.
USAF was testing different plane types at Area 51, one of them being the flying saucer shape they'd looted from Nazi designers
Then one crashed because they were shit and the USAF stopped bothering testing them shortly afterwards.
USAF was testing different plane types at Area 51, one of them being the flying saucer shape they'd looted from Nazi designers
Then one crashed because they were shit and the USAF stopped bothering testing them shortly afterwards.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:24 pm
I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.
I can't believe they let people like that drive.
I can't believe they let people like that drive.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:19 am
tfw im pulling all nighters now for my fucking dissertation and i havent even begun the academic year yet
thanks professor ur real fucking COOL.
thanks professor ur real fucking COOL.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:39 am
Goddammit I'm up almost ten pounds in two weeks
I know it's my own fault for protein-loading and actually eating stuff I want to eat, but I still want to fucking kill myself.
I know it's my own fault for protein-loading and actually eating stuff I want to eat, but I still want to fucking kill myself.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:25 am
I keep selling synths and I'm at a point where I've accumulated enough profit I could splurge on something really expensive as a keeper for myself.
I could get a Sub37 and make the fattest, creamiest basses and screaming ass leads.
Or I could just fuck off and buy an HTC Vive.
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kinda leaning towards the Sub37 since worst case I could probably just sell it again at a profit
I could get a Sub37 and make the fattest, creamiest basses and screaming ass leads.
Or I could just fuck off and buy an HTC Vive.
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kinda leaning towards the Sub37 since worst case I could probably just sell it again at a profit
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:20 pm
I don't really BELIEVE that they are still here but isn't it cool to imagine if they were real? I like to think about stuff like thisEndgamerAzari wrote:I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.
I can't believe they let people like that drive.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:01 pm
TheWiznard wrote:I don't really BELIEVE that they are still here but isn't it cool to imagine if they were real? I like to think about stuff like thisEndgamerAzari wrote:I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.
I can't believe they let people like that drive.
Spoiler:
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:12 pm
Man whoever recommended that CompuCleaner blower on here was right. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD!
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:29 pm
That was me.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:31 pm
The montage at the end of increasingly shitty photoshops killed me.TheWiznard wrote:TheWiznard wrote:I don't really BELIEVE that they are still here but isn't it cool to imagine if they were real? I like to think about stuff like thisEndgamerAzari wrote:I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.
I can't believe they let people like that drive.Spoiler:
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:43 pm
Malkevin wrote:That was me.
Thanks maaan! Now everything in my room save for the PC is covered in dust! This is amazing!
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:41 pm
blow mineTHE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:Man whoever recommended that CompuCleaner blower on here was right. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD!
like for real its super dusty and shit due to me having to open the sides for more circulation due to the fact all the hot air moves up to the top of the house where my room is and my room has super shit circulation to actually get the air out.
actually wont really matter that much im moving in a few months anyway but still BLOW ME
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:30 pm
Today I learned I'll be on team A for the hospital should a hurricane come our way. Which means I'll have to stay if a storm comes through. Should be fun. oh god help please no storms
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:51 pm
who u going to roleplay as?
baracus? hannibal? murdock?
baracus? hannibal? murdock?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:51 pm
Welp, now officially on the last year of my 20s
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:13 am
Happy 29th Malk, get wasted
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:04 am
Meanwhile, I'm soon to be past the first year of my 30s.
Don't get wasted. Save that for the 30th.
Don't get wasted. Save that for the 30th.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:29 pm
I turned 30 last month and I don't feel any different
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 3:50 pm
I'm getting over the hill of my 20's. IT'S ALL DOWNHILL NOW!
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:19 pm
one of my friends back in gook land managed to let me go and practise in their national training center this summer
im pretty excited tbh, i get to be bffs with the olympic team and even lift/practise next to them
im pretty excited tbh, i get to be bffs with the olympic team and even lift/practise next to them
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:23 pm
I hate how "Men's fashion" is basically "wear normal clothes but also be super handsome at the same time or it doesn't count". Like, bitch, if I could do the second part I wouldn't be looking up men's fashion in the first place.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:53 pm
you say that but then i look at the late nineties/early naughties with shit like baggy jeans and fucking grunge hair cuts and im just like naaaaaaaaah
its only recently that the male fashion we know of rampant metrosexuality has appeared.
its only recently that the male fashion we know of rampant metrosexuality has appeared.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:18 pm
I blame the marxist media and their queer eyes, etc.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:08 pm
MY PHONE FELL DOWN THE LOO
LUCKILY I HADNT DONE A POO
SO NOW I PUT IN IN RICE
FUCKING KILL ME
LUCKILY I HADNT DONE A POO
SO NOW I PUT IN IN RICE
FUCKING KILL ME
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:47 pm
I just want to feel handsome Goddammit
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:11 pm
I am now 29 for the third time.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:32 pm
Its warm, humid, and theres no breeze.
Balls are warm and hurt.
Balls are warm and hurt.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:15 am
It's cold, dry, and there's no breeze, either.
My balls are fine.
My balls are fine.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:58 am
Some family members came back from Skegness.
Free Rock!
Yum.
Free Rock!
Yum.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 12:32 pm
You ever notice there's not a single builder past the age of 25 with a full head of hair?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:44 pm
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A brief coverage of the extraterrestrial problem rapped over a call of duty gameplay.
A brief coverage of the extraterrestrial problem rapped over a call of duty gameplay.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:43 pm
got a bbq today and ive got alot of beck's
todays a good day
apart from my phone, that still smells like the shitter and is still currently still in rice
todays a good day
apart from my phone, that still smells like the shitter and is still currently still in rice
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:46 pm
I had to run a ethernet cable through my office ceiling for the past 3 hours and I've only made it half way across. I wish I had more to do here
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:56 pm
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:18 pm
> tfw unironically really like nine inch nails
> everyone calls me an edge lord
Dammit all I just think it is good music
> everyone calls me an edge lord
Dammit all I just think it is good music
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:23 pm
Could be worse, like unironically liking Linkin Park.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:56 pm
Tbh I listened to hybrid theory a lot when I was younger and while I don't anymore I don't think it is terrible
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:37 am
same except I'm not oldWyzack wrote:Tbh I listened to hybrid theory a lot when I was younger and while I don't anymore I don't think it is terrible
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:48 am
How old are you wiz? I just turned 24 but i never imagined you as much younger than me
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:51 am
I'm turning 22 on the 30thWyzack wrote:How old are you wiz? I just turned 24 but i never imagined you as much younger than me