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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:47 am
by EndgamerAzari
What's wrong, Remie?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:52 pm
by Remie Richards
EndgamerAzari wrote:What's wrong, Remie?


Was just having a really shit day, Body image stuff, the usual.
Today is a better day though.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:20 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I understand. Mine are of a different sort, I'm pretty sure, but I empathize. Glad you're feeling better.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:16 pm
by Malkevin
I'm starting a new trend I like to call Freedom Fridays.

Maybe it's wrong but it feels so right

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:24 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:31 pm
by DemonFiren
I find beagles cuter.

Or Bernese mountain dogs.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:36 pm
by nsos
EndgamerAzari wrote:I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.


one of the few breeds i'd consider adopting anymore.

please don't end up as those "not muh dog my pitbull won't hurt a fly" dog owners if you do though. i'll be blunt: if you raise a shitty chihuahua the worst thing that happens to you is that it shits everywhere, yaps a bit, puts a scar on your ankle. you raise a shitty pitbull you're going to be missing parts of your face. granted, most large dogs will do the same, but most large dogs aren't under the fucking gun right now like PBTs are.

I spent parts of my internships and most of my volunteer hours bouncing between the local SPCA and animal control centers and for every great well behaved model citizen pit bull i had there would be 1 coming in and their dudebro trailer trash owner would come in, calmly refer to everyone as brother, and talk at length about how "The gubbermint is makin me git rid of my dog because he bit someone, i raised muh dog right he dont hurt nobody. he's a gud dog i trained im well" and then i go take the dog to get evaluated and the thing flips its shit every 30 seconds at the slightest of sensory interaction, mouths on everything, gets pissy and food/toy-protective, fights other dogs, etc.

it's the second one people remember and it's the second one that gets the dog banned from an entire city (and i mean ban as in: no grandfather clause, kill your dog or leave within 6 months or we'll call the cops to do it for you).

otherwise, good luck.

DemonFiren wrote:I find beagles cuter.

Or Bernese mountain dogs.


bernese mountain dogs are great and i had one come through the shelter's protective custody program for a while. honestly think they look way better than st bernards or whatever

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:40 pm
by DemonFiren
They kinda do.

Then again, maybe most St. Bernards I've seen look awful.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:59 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I've never raised a dog from a puppy by myself, but I hope I wouldn't raise it be an asshole. I certainly wouldn't do it intentionally, but considering how much of a bumblefuck I am I wouldn't rule out the possibility of it happening by accident. Normally I'd adopt a pitbull but given that most of them that wind up in shelters seem to be the result of someone trying to make it into their personal murder machine I'm not sure how good of an idea that is. I don't want to have to deal with another animal with serious behavioral problems for a while.

I think Ohio just took pitbulls off the vicious dogs list, by the by, and that's where I intend to live so that's good.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:16 pm
by Incomptinence
You would probably be better off raising your own dog if you are worried about retarded ass guard dog training and want a pit bull. Like number one breed to be taught retarded shit by idiots.

Take it to puppy school so it learns to obey also they should instruct you too, don't spoil it and be absolutely sure to socialise it properly at dog parks and shit once it is big enough. I don't know like jedi mind trick shit like walking dogs without leash and not having them spaz out at every living thing they see so that's about all I know.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:28 am
by TheWiznard
make sure to name it "neon sign" but just call it "neon" so when people see you, you can be like " I collect neon signs and they see all your signs hanging around and then you call neon sign over to you

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starting to think I did something wrong cause I haven't heard back from girl since and it's probably my fault because I didn't send a reply message the next day and now I feel like it's too late. fuck I'm going to do it anyway as I'm typing this message because fuck making critical choices after you've been up for 20 hours is good right?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:57 pm
by Wyzack
Yeah man, just be sincere. If you dont hear back after this one, then you take the hint and grab the liquor.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:06 am
by TheWiznard
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well at least she replied boys. but it doesn't look like it's gonna work out. not mean about or thing jut said not ready to date yet and sorry but man i never expected feels like this.. i don't know when i'm not doing anything i tear up a bit lol probably just gonna drink a bit more and game or leep

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:39 am
by Wyzack
Thats rough buddy, Ill drink one to that. Some times the fish just wont bite. Nothing to do but have a drink and play some video games to take your mind off it, time makes it better. Only thing for it really. At least you took a swing, not knowing is about a billion fucking times worse

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:44 am
by TheWiznard
yeah I'm glad that I at least tried and finally at least did something instead of wasting another 3 years telling myself tomorrow

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:46 am
by Wyzack
Take balls to do. The best part is that next time will be a whole lot easier

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:14 am
by Takeguru
Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:15 am
by starmute
I had a really great game of ss13. Narsie cult round. I played as warden. We didn't win but we gave it our all. Made me feel good and I saw how well the cultists and us played. It was a good job by both sides and I didn't feel cheated by having a shit HOS or a bad sec team. Everyone played their part. You don't get much better than that in tgstation.

Next round: Effeciency station
Nope.jpeg keep the good mood.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:16 am
by starmute
PostThis post was deleted by starmute on Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:18 am.
Reason: Meh

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:32 am
by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON
EndgamerAzari wrote:I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.



Pitbulls are awesome, I have two. They're like little energetic super babies. I love them and I know they love me too (even if one of them doesn't want to show it, acting like the cold loner in an anime that has a heart of gold).

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:49 am
by Timbrewolf
Bulldogs > Pitbulls

Just look at this face

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:52 am
by DemonFiren
You're all wrong.
Get a pug.

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Life without a pug is possible but pointless.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:54 am
by Malkevin
Takeguru wrote:Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house

And the reason you're being the house bitch instead of making her clean to her own anal standards is because...?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:36 pm
by Takeguru
Malkevin wrote:
Takeguru wrote:Spent all day cleaning again because my sister is a fucking dust-Nazi and can't tolerate a few stray crumbs on the stove

Imagine that episode of spongebob where EVERYTHING IS SHINY AND CHROME
That's her ideal house

And the reason you're being the house bitch instead of making her clean to her own anal standards is because...?


I get paid to do it
Can't really think of a better reason than that

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:09 pm
by Malkevin
Okay, so you're a maid.
Fair enough.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:57 pm
by Takeguru
Basically

She works in the field so she can be out for days at a time

I raise her kid and keep the house clean

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:47 pm
by Timbrewolf
DemonFiren wrote:You're all wrong.
Get a pug.


Dude a Bulldog is just a Pug that LIFTS.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:50 pm
by DemonFiren
I'm not sure if that is the most genius or most retarded thing I've read all day.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:40 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I love bulldogs and pugs as well, but they have so many health problems I don't think I'd be able to have one, knowing that it's likely going to die in only a few years.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:41 pm
by Remie Richards
I can't have pets.
It would literally break me.

I remember being in Year 7 crying my fucking eyes out all morning because my goldfish had died.
Fuck I'm actually tearing up a little thinking about it.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:04 am
by 420weedscopes
having a pet is pretty much signing a contract to be extremely fucking down after it goes
either from death or having to give it away or even put it in a shelter
you're going to feel like shit nonetheless it will happen outright it is inescapable

WOW WHAT GREAT VIDEO GAMES

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:07 am
by IrishWristWatch0
My dog has maybe a couple weeks left at best. Big ole tumor

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:22 am
by Screemonster
I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:01 am
by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON
Screemonster wrote:I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.



That's how vampires and elves feel about humans I bet.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:35 am
by captain sawrge
i bought a bag of candied ginger like 2 months ago and forget about it. will i die if i eat it. help me out please quick

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:38 am
by nsos
as long as you didn't get it wet or anything it should be ok

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:39 am
by captain sawrge
on closer examination there were only like 3 pieces left but they dont look very good so im not gonna eat it. Thanks for the help

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:07 am
by Ikarrus
Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:26 am
by TechnoAlchemist
Ikarrus wrote:Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

Terrorists win

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:36 am
by Whoisthere
I don't get why pugs are so hyped.

Anyway, here's what a friend told me: there was this little kid, like I guess 8 years old or something, he was going to a kindergarten or whatever. And he met a little girl there, and he sorta fell in love with her the way 8 yar old kids can fall in love, and he was hitting on her in a cute manner and such, so their kindergarten teacher noticed that and told girl's parents and they thought it was cute and told boy's parents about that. So the boy's parents decided to start giving the boy some money so he could buy chocolates for the girl so he could woo her even more, and the boy made friends with a local bum and was giving him money so the bum would be the one taking the boy to kindergarten, and all the other children thought the boy lived with the bums and were mad jealous of him.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:50 pm
by Timbrewolf
It's hard to call Cersei the villain of the series. I think GRR has said she's his favorite character?

She is the main motivator behind a whole ton of shit happening, and then continuing to happen though. More so in the show than the books, but still in the books she does things that push the plot forward quite a few times.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:01 pm
by ColonicAcid
SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE COOL SO DONT COME INTO THE SEPT TOMORROW

- CERSEI LANNISTER

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:23 pm
by Timbrewolf
>when you roast Cersei real good and she starts reaching into the crypts underneath the city

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:50 pm
by ColonicAcid
england are shit at football

AFRAM ISLAND

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:13 am
by starmute
PostThis post was deleted by starmute on Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:17 am.
Reason: Jesus did I say something stupid

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:19 am
by oranges
They exited the euro twice in one week.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:47 pm
by Wyzack
Congrats dude. Always hope for the best but expect the worst, that way you can only exceed your expectations

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:47 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I want this sign for my collection.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:48 pm
by Wyzack
get it and put it above the door to your bedroom

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:05 pm
by DemonFiren
Don't make me post Sans...