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Screemonster wrote:I used to keep gerbils, after a while you get used to it.

That's how vampires and elves feel about humans I bet.

i bought a bag of candied ginger like 2 months ago and forget about it. will i die if i eat it. help me out please quick

as long as you didn't get it wet or anything it should be ok

on closer examination there were only like 3 pieces left but they dont look very good so im not gonna eat it. Thanks for the help

Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

Ikarrus wrote:Everything was Cersei Lannister's fault. She ruined everything from the get go and only made it worse over time.

Terrorists win

I don't get why pugs are so hyped.

Anyway, here's what a friend told me: there was this little kid, like I guess 8 years old or something, he was going to a kindergarten or whatever. And he met a little girl there, and he sorta fell in love with her the way 8 yar old kids can fall in love, and he was hitting on her in a cute manner and such, so their kindergarten teacher noticed that and told girl's parents and they thought it was cute and told boy's parents about that. So the boy's parents decided to start giving the boy some money so he could buy chocolates for the girl so he could woo her even more, and the boy made friends with a local bum and was giving him money so the bum would be the one taking the boy to kindergarten, and all the other children thought the boy lived with the bums and were mad jealous of him.

It's hard to call Cersei the villain of the series. I think GRR has said she's his favorite character?

She is the main motivator behind a whole ton of shit happening, and then continuing to happen though. More so in the show than the books, but still in the books she does things that push the plot forward quite a few times.

SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE COOL SO DONT COME INTO THE SEPT TOMORROW

- CERSEI LANNISTER

>when you roast Cersei real good and she starts reaching into the crypts underneath the city

england are shit at football

AFRAM ISLAND

They exited the euro twice in one week.

Congrats dude. Always hope for the best but expect the worst, that way you can only exceed your expectations

I want this sign for my collection.

get it and put it above the door to your bedroom

Don't make me post Sans...

I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

You love us

All of us

No homo though

Time to challenge demonfiren for the number 3 spot

So today I saw a baby hump a large Winnie the Pooh Tsum Tsum.

That's my day.

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

I'm 46th

also home alone for the next weekanahalf because rest of my family went on a trip to idaho to visit my uncle and I decided to stay home. I had different plans to do during but those have changed recently. Now I get to enjoy my bday on thursday with jdaniels and the peace and quiet of my room. except for my grandpa who plans on taking me golfing early in the morning and later in the afternoon for dinner. (golfing may be a white person sport but fuck it's actually really enjoyable when you can hit like 150~ yards with a p wedge, it sucks for me cuz I go a full set of clubs but they aren't custom or anything and are too short for me so I can't hit as well as I did 5-6 years ago when I was a tad shorter. I've managed to collect a driver, an 8 iron and a p wedge and a putter though that are more my size and with those four I don't really need much else. I don't really play golf to keep score but I do like seeing how far I can hit it each time so in a way I guess I do keep score of myself over the course of different games.)

Wyzack wrote:I have finally done it, i have bested the mighty paprka in forum post count. He is no longer the top, but i am number four shitposter on the entire forums. Not sure why i am so stuck in this place

Only 1100 to go for the throne

Make that 1101

Shit man, I can't let Wyzack catch up.

I had my first proper holiday in 6 years

ColonicAcid wrote:

That's how a real pimp waters his houseplants.

ive read that like 10 times now and i still fucking burst out in tears over it

jesus christ

Arrrrgh why can't I have a boss who's an asshole like everyone else seems to? My supervisor is such a nice guy--saying that I should take more time off, etc.--that I'm going to feel so shitty when I have to tell him I'm leaving.

A few years ago I came home from school and the whole house smelled like gas
I realized the stove was still on and the house was flooded with flammable gas.
The same day my little brother was showing off this flint and steel he had for show and tell.
He walked into the house and said " Hey! [REDACTED] wanna see my flint and steel??!!! :DDDDDD"
I screamed "DON'T FUCKING LIGHT THAT!" I grabbed in and threw it into the yard.
He thought I was angry at him so he started to lean over for the base ball bat.
I had to explain that the house was full of gas and that if he lit that we would die.
All he said was "K".

Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen

Wyzack wrote:Mother fucking long weekend begins boys. God save the queen

got the bottle of jd today alls good my man

I actually did, too. My brother's birthday is the 5th and I'm going to hang out with him this weekend, so I dropped the better part of $50 on a big ol' bottle of Jack.

Happy Canada Day u fucks

CosmicScientist wrote:What's Canada day?

the day of canada

Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks

Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.

Fireworks were excellent this year. Time to get drunk

Glorious leaf day to all of you.

Remie Richards wrote:

Wyzack wrote:Happy Canada Day u fucks

Happy Canada Day! I Will eat some delicious poutine in your honours.

Wish I could eat Putin.

i feel like shit for spending money on things i actually need

But y

idk i have a lot of shit i need to get in about a month's time for uni and also need a better paying job also for uni.

Whats your major m8

Either I'm getting too old or Peroni and Jaeger really don't agree with me.

Probably both to be honest.

I accepted my loan for the Software Guild today.

I'm doin this

I'm makin this happen

Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.

ThanatosRa wrote:Great. It's possible that laziness and incompetence may have eliminated my position.

Well. Back to REAL call center work. Time to start seeking something new.

Turns out I was right. My team was dissolved and we're all demoted to the lower team with our overseas counterparts keeping their positions because despite their incompetence they're much cheaper. And that's the only reason. The client supposedly can't afford us anymore. We're getting a pay cut down to the old position too. I supposed its good my car payment this month is the last.

I don't know what I'm going to do though. I am even more stuck at ma's now. I had a chance at living alone before now I really can't afford it.

Hang in there. You'll get through it!

Double post hlaughlahgauhg

I told my boss I'm leaving at the end of August. He took it really well and was very supportive, "We're sorry to see you go" type of thing. I think I'm gonna cry.

On vacation, stuck in the bathroom with the runs

God damn it

Better finding out now than after shutting down a pool though