Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri Jul 08, 2016 4:06 am #193885

Well the only way to damage them would be to screw them out of business. ANd I have no way of doing that.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:07 am #193909

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:13 pm #194036

ColonicAcid wrote:Whats your major m8


i was too retarded to get into engineering school like i wanted.

so i'm in media production so i can get a nepotism job at a local news affiliate and pay my loans off for the rest of my life 8-)

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:37 pm #194080

Is there anything more satisfy than a movement after a week of none?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:31 pm #194091

CosmicScientist wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:Well the only way to damage them would be to screw them out of business. ANd I have no way of doing that.

It sounds as though the client is being damaged already. They couldn't afford you, so they're getting stuffed with a worse team for an inferior service (or product?) and if where you work has a grapevine between similar places, they could even be marking that company as hazardous to do business with amongst friends.

What do you work in? It sounds vaguely like software.

It's an ISP. The service is third party Technical support.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:27 pm #194100

Malkevin wrote:Is there anything more satisfy than a movement after a week of none?

is fiber like illegal in britain that's not healthy

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:48 pm #194106

you need to have a fibre license to be able to eat fibre.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:42 am #194131

Bosses leaving do was last Saturday. I ate pork ribs.


Lots of pork ribs.

And ale.


And Jaeger.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:49 am #194133

my life is harder than anyone elses.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:53 am #194138

Harder than Mel Gibson's PR agent in Israel?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:30 am #194146

harder than demonfiren's dick in a pit of vipers
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Takeguru » Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:35 am #194148

So, I get a letter a few weeks back saying my bank is sending a new card my way with that memechip in it instead of a normal card

They cancelled my current card yesterday and the new one didn't arrive until today, which was a bit of a pain in the ass
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:51 am #194151

Does it have an RFID tag in it? If so, welcome to the Internet of Things.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:59 am #194154

Welcome to getting your card cloned by a passing romanian
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:03 am #194155

RFID tags are protected against that.

Or supposed to, anyway.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:49 pm #194366

so due to my top incisors being thin due to acid digestion or whatever i dont really know how it happened i had to get the dentist to fix my shit up.

it involved structural reinforcement of the back of the front teeth using something i dont really know what but its probably a polymer. anyway, it feels weird and like it could fall off any moment and im fucking being super careful with eating everything even though i probably dont need to. the dentist also did a pretty poor job in making the two front incisors even on the back. the left one is thicker and actually goes to the bottom of the tooth whilst the right one ends just slightly before the bottom and doesnt feel as thick.

50 pounds per tooth for THIS???

i also nearly fucking chocked to death when he was putting the shit on my teeth due to his assistant not fucking scooping up the saliva that was being collected in my gob. you know when you swallow and it doesn't quite go right and you really want to cough but you're like in an exam or what have you and you don't want to make any noise but it REALLY, REALLY, fucking hurts and you REALLY REALLY need to cough to the point that it brings tears to your eyes?

yeah i had that for about half the fucking operation fuck my face
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:20 am #194528

Ricotez wrote:RFID tags are protected against that.

Or supposed to, anyway.

they're not protected against someone shoving a point-of-sale terminal in a backpack, setting it to a smallish transaction, and walking down a train platform though

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:45 am #194534

Screemonster wrote:
Ricotez wrote:RFID tags are protected against that.

Or supposed to, anyway.

they're not protected against someone shoving a point-of-sale terminal in a backpack, setting it to a smallish transaction, and walking down a train platform though


Point-of-sale terminals have a very very small active range, so you'd need to rub the backpack up to people's wallets and then still hope there aren't any other tags interfering. You could mess with the hardware to boost the power (which is extremely hard in itself but doable if you're really good), but a tag can detect when it is being read from a large range... Though not reliably so, especially the cheaper passive tags that are in bank cards.

But once a large number of people notice the strange transactions in their bank records and inform their bank, that bank will naturally launch an investigation. The money has to be transferred somewhere, after all.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:54 am #194556

You have blocker tags, which simulate a large number of tags at the same time to cause so much noise that no reader can read any tags on your body... or any other body within several dozen feet of you. You also have RFID proxies, which regulate all communications between your tags and any reader you want to use them on, but you need to 'register' all tags you want to use it with and those tags have to be designed to be used with a proxy. Finally there's the RFID Guardian, a project that was in development for a few years but has been postponed for now, which combined both of these into one device to provide your own personal RFID shield.

The technology exists for a large part and in theory it is possible. It just has to be actually developed.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DrPillzRedux » Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:25 pm #194563

I'm so fucking hungry right now, I want this damn shift to end so I can stuff myself, go home and sleep.

Not even gonna cook food today. Carls Jr breakfast burger baby. Clog my shit up.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Jacough » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:04 am #194786

Found out from my dad my mom's been drinking heavily as fuck and mixing ambient with it. My dad doesn't want me to but I'm thinking I might need to confront her about it. I've been down that road a few times with painkillers, booze, benzos, and ambient and the only place its ever lead me is a psyche ward after I tried to blow my brains out. I don't want to see her make the same mistakes I did.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:54 am #194795

Jesus fuck.

Pretty much same happened to my sister about one, two years ago.
Keep a close eye, and good luck.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:07 am #194800

And I thought my mum's drinking problem was bad enough with her brewing her own wine.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:37 pm #194885

Don't be dissing homebrew.
'kay, mine isn't great but I can't argue with 40 pints for a tenner's worth of ingredients.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:39 pm #194958

Now while we joke about it and see many examples in fiction, the quest for Artificial Intelligence is a very real thing.

With how things are today we're reaching a point where we may finally discover how to create such a thing. However, as a layman, I've come to the conclusion that we may not be responsible enough as a species to have this new life and have it Not immediately want to kill us.
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Postby Remie Richards » Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:43 pm #194962

ThanatosRa wrote:Now while we joke about it and see many examples in fiction, the quest for Artificial Intelligence is a very real thing.

With how things are today we're reaching a point where we may finally discover how to create such a thing. However, as a layman, I've come to the conclusion that we may not be responsible enough as a species to have this new life and have it Not immediately want to kill us.




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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:09 am #194967

AI is probably one of the most dangerous things that we can develop and I hope, dear fucking LORD I hope that governments actually get their shit together and regulate it because right now it's the fucking wild west and anything and everything can and will happen.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:57 am #195010

Soon as it's out we're all gonna be dead within a month.
But that's okay.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:40 pm #195044

Just applied for my first job.
am I an adult yet?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:41 pm #195045

Not until you apply for over 100, never hear anything back, and have your parents accuse you of not trying hard enough.

Then you become a fat alcoholic.
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MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:44 pm #195046

EndgamerAzari wrote:Not until you apply for over 100

;_;

EndgamerAzari wrote:never hear anything back

;_;

EndgamerAzari wrote: have your parents accuse you of not trying hard enough.

Already happened lol.

EndgamerAzari wrote:Then you become a fat alcoholic.

I don't drink and I've got a great metabolism so I should be ok on this front ;)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:46 pm #195047

Ehhhh I don't mean to be a depressive shitter, I'm just tired today. Well, more tired than usual.
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
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Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
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MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:46 pm #195048

Nah I took it comically, 's funny.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:56 pm #195050

Remie Richards wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Then you become a fat alcoholic.

I don't drink and I've got a great metabolism so I should be ok on this front ;)



Just remember that metabolism slows down with age!

I'm starting to think that adulthood is a lie anyway, the kids just get bigger and get to make up the rules because who's going to stop them?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:59 pm #195051

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Then you become a fat alcoholic.

I don't drink and I've got a great metabolism so I should be ok on this front ;)



Just remember that metabolism slows down with age!

I'm starting to think that adulthood is a lie anyway, the kids just get bigger and get to make up the rules because who's going to stop them?


My mum's like, 52 and she eats much worse than I do lol, doesn't stop her haha.
Also I walk literally everywhere so, that probably helps.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:00 pm #195052

Or you get the job, become a normal alcoholic, spend lots of money on expensive scotch and give yourself a repetitive motion injury pipetting shit into 96 well plates all day
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:02 pm #195063

The obligatory work culture is the worst thing to happen to the human species.
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Postby Malkevin » Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:07 pm #195065

I like the Bear Grylls the Island show because the idea of fucking off to an island somewhere and living off the land appeals to me.

"I don't drink and I've got a great metabolism so I should be ok on this front ;)"
Yeah.... give it about ten years of working for shit cunts and getting stressed out all the time. See how your metabolism is then.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:15 pm #195069

ThanatosRa wrote:The obligatory work culture is the worst thing to happen to the human species.


I actually do quite enjoy my job despite the near carpal tunnel, but i definitely agree with you. As we manage to outsource more and more labor to robits it is only going to get worse.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:06 pm #195075

Bojack Season 3 soon
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:13 pm #195077

Shit yeah, time for sad
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:32 pm #195079

Comes out on the 22nd. If they do it like previous seasons they'll just dump the whole show at once.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:33 pm #195080

An0n3 wrote:Comes out on the 22nd. If they do it like previous seasons they'll just dump the whole show at once.


of july?
My birthday! :D

shame I don't watch this horse show.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:56 pm #195086

Bojack is one of those shows that keeps you laughing so you don't break down in tears. You've gotta have the right combination of a dark sense of humor and an absolutely despondent outlook on life to like it. I enjoy it, but it might be a little too... real for some.

He said of a show with talking animals.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:16 pm #195089

Bojack is the best televised program I've ever seen, from any country, animated or otherwise.

The first two episodes of the first season are a bit rough, the sense of humor and pacing for the story aren't quite there, but afterwards the show falls into place and goes places.

It'll make you feel like shit. It'll make you feel shitty about feeling shitty. It'll make you laugh at how shitty you feel, then feel shitty for laughing. It perfectly captures some of the essence of what being an adult in modern society feels like.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:22 pm #195091

An0n3 wrote:Bojack is the best televised program I've ever seen, from any country, animated or otherwise.

The first two episodes of the first season are a bit rough, the sense of humor and pacing for the story aren't quite there, but afterwards the show falls into place and goes places.

It'll make you feel like shit. It'll make you feel shitty about feeling shitty. It'll make you laugh at how shitty you feel, then feel shitty for laughing. It perfectly captures some of the essence of what being an adult in modern society feels like.


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:50 am #195141

I have a bean bag chair if you want to start small.
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