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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:26 am #195144

i want to die pretty much every day :) :revolver:
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:20 am #195196

An0n3 wrote:I have a bean bag chair if you want to start small.


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:06 pm #195281

Super Aggro Crag wrote:i want to die pretty much every day :) :revolver:


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:28 pm #195314

Birthday tommorow.

Going to get spognoglded again. Last time I'll taste good beer/cider for around a month so rip that. Got my flight on the sunday.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:59 am #195483

Today I had a donut
I also had a coffee

I dunked my donut in the coffee, it was horrible.

And there's a franchise from this?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:36 am #195488

Malkevin wrote:Today I had a donut
I also had a coffee

I dunked my donut in the coffee, it was horrible.

And there's a franchise from this?

Neither you, your donut or the beverage are American enough for this.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:57 am #195509

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:16 pm #195525

That job application got back to me, got an interview tomorrow.
Yaaay.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DrPillzRedux » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:47 pm #195547

Second time I've lost a friend to suicide now, but the feeling of wondering if you could've done more always comes.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:23 pm #195555

Congrats on the interview Remie, you may have skipped the crippling anxiety and self loathing phase of jobhunting and gone right to the fuck everything i hate my job phase.

Also that is goddamn rough pillz, i cannot imagine going through that even once
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:38 pm #195570

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:56 pm #195574

Hbd colonic
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:58 pm #195579

tanks
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:09 pm #195675

Started closing shift due to being all but forced to take it.


Here's to hope that the queue doesn't get overloaded last thing at night so I don't get stuck after the clock. Ther'es going to be a lot of involuntary overtime.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:15 am #195711

DrPillzRedux wrote:Second time I've lost a friend to suicide now, but the feeling of wondering if you could've done more always comes.


Shit. Sorry to hear.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:38 am #195716

Wyzack wrote:Hbd colonic

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Fri Jul 15, 2016 1:20 am #195735

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:05 pm #195965

Had my first ever job interview today.
I think it went well.

They got back to me just now (so like, 6 hours after the interview which is really good) just to tell me that they've not made a decision yet
(some more people to interview) and they'll get back to me by Wednesday.

Was sat next to the phone for 2 hours playing FFIV, when it finally rang I jumped haha.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:07 pm #195967

Contacting you specifically to tell you they haven't made a decision yet sounds like good news, yeah. They probably want to make sure you don't accept something else while they're thinking of hiring you.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:13 pm #195968

That's... a really good point. The lady on the phone did actually say "don't think we've forgotten you" (twice haha)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:17 pm #196065

Hoping to make this the next piece of my collection:

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:40 pm #196098

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:33 pm #196116

I'm gonna go balls to the fucking wall on that one.
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Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
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yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:39 pm #196120

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:03 pm #196125

Speaking of money anyone want to contribute to gettin' Ol An0n3 a birthday present? :D

I'm stuffing cash away to buy one of these big boys this year, it's a bit pricey at $2000.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:03 pm #196126

Whats the job Remi?

Supermarkets don't count as a job.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:21 pm #196128

Malkevin wrote:Whats the job Remi?

Supermarkets don't count as a job.


Business administration, office-y type stuff.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:28 pm #196130

when the interviewer asks for a portfolio of your work and you go to get your work and one of the sites a good chunk of it was on has been wiped of all stuff before like 2016

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Sat Jul 16, 2016 3:54 am #196163

Some nights i just spiral into these weird pseudo panic attacks thinking about all the shitty things that happen in this world. My brain decides to go into excruciating detail about the fresh exciting ways people can reach new heights of suffering and like a trainwreck i just cant seem to look away no matter how hard i try
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:02 am #196165

A sometimes fear of mine is that by conceptualizing worse and worse states of mind you slowly slip into them.

It's hard to articulate. Imagine the worst you've ever felt. Now try to imagine feeling even worse then that.
Now imagine what it would feel like to feel like that all the time.
Now try not to feel like that.

We have a really powerful and subtle way of bending our perceptions of reality in slight ways that are just far enough out of our control that there's a danger to that. Imagining what it would be like if everything you ever ate tasted like actual shit because your brain just interpreted it that way. And then suddenly getting stuck like that.

It's hard to articulate fully, and probably just sounds like some maybe edgy or low-tier introspective teenager shit but after too many nights of bad trips or drinking yourself out of your own mind you're put face to face with the reality that your own mind isn't under your own control and a vivid imagination or powerful thought process is actually more inclined to slip away from you and go nuts than it is to stay reigned in.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:34 am #196167

I guess it is something like that. Can't stop it. Just fucking sucks. Babies starve to death in the arms of thier crying mothers and a thousand children literally diarrhea themselves to death every single day and here I sit getting drunk and playing video games and even knowing all this I am just too apathetic to do a god damn thing about any of it
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:55 am #196199

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Wyzack wrote:I guess it is something like that. Can't stop it. Just fucking sucks. Babies starve to death in the arms of thier crying mothers and a thousand children literally diarrhea themselves to death every single day and here I sit getting drunk and playing video games and even knowing all this I am just too apathetic to do a god damn thing about any of it

I find it easier to put it into perspective. It doesn't affect me directly or even indirectly, therefore I cold heartedly ignore it. Although I may have a concerning lack of emotional attachment, an inability to feel awestruck or surprised and normally drained of enthusiasm, maybe due to a lot of bullying by students and teachers. I guess I feel too small to care, even about myself unless it's under threat of pain or health excluding eating veggies, I hate veggies, they taste horrible. Carrots? Far too pungent and I can rarely stomach much of the ones that are slightly bland. Lettuce? Wastes the flavour of anything it's eaten with. Tomatoes? Rancid. Cauliflower? Yeuch. I don't have many fruits and veggies I enjoy. I even tried switching to white rice with its case still on and it's just horrible to eat. I don't want to not eat a varied diet but nature makes it hard to enjoy everything that has a horrid taste, texture or compatibility to my other foods. I guess I haven't tried much at all but it's hard to want to when 90% of what your mum is offering to put on your plate is what you know you hate and you're not the one buying from the supermarket or big into cooking your own meals.

Throw your veg in a stew pot along with beef chunks, then everything tastes of beef.

Wyzack wrote:Some nights i just spiral into these weird pseudo panic attacks thinking about all the shitty things that happen in this world. My brain decides to go into excruciating detail about the fresh exciting ways people can reach new heights of suffering and like a trainwreck i just cant seem to look away no matter how hard i try



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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:21 pm #196210

An0n3 wrote:We have a really powerful and subtle way of bending our perceptions of reality in slight ways that are just far enough out of our control that there's a danger to that. Imagining what it would be like if everything you ever ate tasted like actual shit because your brain just interpreted it that way. And then suddenly getting stuck like that.


This is actually a thing that happens to people. Rarely, used to happen much more often.
It's how the old curse of "May all the food you eat turn to ash in your mouth" works even. If you truly and honestly believe you are cursed into never tasting anything but ashes, then your brain will make it happen.

The good news, it's easy enough to fix, and in fact most religions have ways to 'lift curses' which is basically fixing that sort of problem. Prayer, meditation, tribal rituals, a concoction of nice smelling herbs and everything else like it will also set your brain back on the right track if you truly believe it will. (Note that some things also double up for other uses. It's a complicated thing)

You know why we don't see curses anymore today while medieval peasants were scared of a witch in the woods? Because people stopped believing in them, so they no longer inflict these things on themselves. Even a curse for 'bad luck' is just something your brain makes real. All the simple things that are a bit annoying but no big deal and you would have shrugged off suddenly become signs of 'the curse' if you believe you are cursed.

Psychology ahoy!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DrPillzRedux » Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:52 pm #196213

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:46 pm #196231

>childhood cat died this year
>younger cat has now not been seen in days

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:10 pm #196233

Ricotez wrote:Contacting you specifically to tell you they haven't made a decision yet sounds like good news, yeah. They probably want to make sure you don't accept something else while they're thinking of hiring you.

that's how I wound up in the job I'm in. Interviewed for a place, didn't hear anything for ages, applied for different job, went to the interview, got offered the job, then the first place called me back saying they wanted to hire me.
Too slow, buckaroos.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:16 pm #196275

holy shit i just drunk the most i have ever drank in one night and ive got another night of getting absolutely spagandlged tommorow wtff.

fucking korea alcohol is SHITTTT
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:17 am #196326

Get some snake wine you pussy
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Postby captain sawrge » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:28 am #196327

Iw ant t o murder all woman
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby captain sawrge » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:28 am #196328

Sorry @ the FBI if u r reading htis it was a joke i have a virus i cnat dlete it
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:38 am #196330

I spent the day splitting logs and chopping up a tree. Feels real fucking good. Had a beer and a cigarette afterward. First of either since February. Only one of each.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:22 am #196338

Society tells me I need to wash my hands after I take a piss but I have jammed this thing directly into enough peoples' mouths to know that nothing bad is going to happen.

Explain that to me Bill Nye.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:24 am #196339

Wait how do you cope if not alcohol.

Wat is this
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:25 am #196340

I fully embrace the shit rather than try to unburden it these days.

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I spent seriously all afternoon today just splitting a ton of wood. It puts me in a zen-like state of just bliss. The body working in concert, accomplishing something physical. It gets all the stress right out of me.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:45 am #196342

If you don't own one of these or have never used one you don't know what you're missing and I feel bad for you.

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>inb4 "That's just an axe"
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:14 am #196344

its just an axe

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby EndgamerAzari » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:05 am #196354

I dropped a pepperoni roll on the sidewalk today and ate it anyway

In case you're wondering how my day's been
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:37 am #196355

nsos wrote:its just an axe


I'm disappointed in you

I thought one tool might recognize the other

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:40 am #196370

EndgamerAzari wrote:I dropped a pepperoni roll on the sidewalk today and ate it anyway

In case you're wondering how my day's been

Who cares, you have an immune system.

Right?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:29 pm #196392

My dad had an axe like that, and several more laying around the shed.
Used one like it to chop some firewood for the wood burner. A few times.

Also used large cutting knives to decapitate chickens. They truly do keep struggling for a minute or so

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