Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:02 pm #196998

Bottom post of the previous page:

420weedscopes wrote:
Malkevin wrote:>Buying a phone so expensive you don't want to take it out of your house.
considering it's a phone for recording on
yeah i don't think i'll be going to The Local Park (12 miles away) to fuckin record a goddamn let's play
get out

No, you get out.
And buy a webcam and a delicious nvidia card capable of running shadowplay

Its hot, the wind has stopped.
Moisture is descending from the sky.
This is me
[youtube]_tDUwNjw7ms[/youtube]

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:04 pm #196999

EndgamerAzari wrote:This is bullllshiiiiiit

I'm over 40 pounds overweight and my body completely freaks out if I don't eat for three hours. Like, full-on shakes and sweating and feeling like I gotta pee all the time. Why the FUCK am I carrying around all this fat if I start starving in less than a quarter of a day?!

Worms.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:19 pm

Did you seriously just suggest that intestinal parasites are the reason I'm obese?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:49 pm #197012

No, you oversized psychological crash dummy, they're the reason you're perma-hungry.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:09 pm

DemonFiren wrote:you oversized psychological crash dummy

THAT'S a new one.

In all honesty, I doubt I have worms, though I guess I don't know how I'd know. The last medical test I had was a blood screening and I don't think that kind of thing gets detected that way.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:32 pm #197020

There's tests for it

But I forgot how they work

EndgamerAzari · Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:36 pm

They're basically all stool sample tests from what I've read.

On a related note, don't Google "intestinal parasites".

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:08 pm #197032

Why am I watching fucking China, IL. FUCKING CHINA IL.

Remie Richards · Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:12 pm

ThanatosRa wrote:Why am I watching fucking China, IL. FUCKING CHINA IL.

I asked myself the same thing when I binged it all ages ago...
Although I can trace the blame back to Miauw, as he posted the "Be Aggressive" song from the original shorts, and I found the song funny and looked up it's origins.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:16 pm #197034

Remie Richards wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:Why am I watching fucking China, IL. FUCKING CHINA IL.
I asked myself the same thing when I binged it all ages ago...
Although I can trace the blame back to Miauw, as he posted the "Be Aggressive" song from the original shorts, and I found the song funny and looked up it's origins.

I actually find it rather funny. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!? WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

Remie Richards · Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:17 pm

It was pretty good.
I actually can't remember much of it at all.
Just like a faint memory of something bizarre as fug, which is appropriate.

Superjail was good too.

Rick and Morty is great.

Adult Swim's doing pretty good tbh.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:19 pm #197036

EndgamerAzari wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:you oversized psychological crash dummy
THAT'S a new one.

In all honesty, I doubt I have worms, though I guess I don't know how I'd know. The last medical test I had was a blood screening and I don't think that kind of thing gets detected that way.

itchy bum hole, usually at night

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:24 pm #197041

Remie Richards wrote:It was pretty good.
I actually can't remember much of it at all.
Just like a faint memory of something bizarre as fug, which is appropriate.

Superjail was good too.

Rick and Morty is great.

Adult Swim's doing pretty good tbh.

I haven't been playing much for a bit, But in the times i have, I'm surprised I haven't seen a bald assistant named Baby Cakes doing stupid and bizarre shit around the station.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:47 pm #197050

[youtube]V2XGp5ix8HE[/youtube]

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:41 am #197060

New computer chair arrived today

It's purple when I ordered blue, but I don't really care, it's comfy and I'm tired of using a metal folding chair

DrPillzRedux · Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:46 am

I feel like going home and drinking myself to sleep while listening to depressing indie music. Tired of grieving.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:52 am #197063

What's up fam?

DrPillzRedux · Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:08 am

Nothing some rum can't fix. Any suggestions for ~$30 that doesn't bite much?

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:35 am #197075

ron abuelo 7-year is like $20.

hitting the bottle over shit fucked me up bad but i understand where people come from when it happens so i don't lecture them about it. but if you don't have to drink, don't. talk, walk, go on a long drive, something.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:32 am #197079

Cheers fuckers

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:53 am #197085

Drinking doesn't solve any problems but it does help you put some distance between yourself and the issue.

Eventually you do have to stop drinking and face things for real. Drinking delays that, which isn't always bad.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:42 am #197099

Unless you keep on drinking.

And then you die of liver failure before having to deal with it.
Although you'll probably end up dealing with it whilst you're shitting yourself to death in a hospital bed because the docs won't let you drink anyway...

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:22 am #197105

Lemme tell ya, dying by puking up bloody chunks for hours is not a fun way to go.

DrPillzRedux · Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:43 pm

The correct way is to not sleep on your side so you choke on it.

Also I got convinced to try a macchiato instead of a latte and oh my lord it's way better.

Incomptinence · Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:59 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote: In all honesty, I doubt I have worms, though I guess I don't know how I'd know.

Be glad you can't tell.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:27 pm #197151

DrPillzRedux wrote:macchiato instead of a latte

I...
Wow.
Have those responsible for the creation and distribution of caffeinated hot beverages truly forgotten that the correct term is latte-fucking-macchiato and that using either word on its own means you're drinking "milk" or "stained"?

DrPillzRedux · Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:49 pm

DemonFiren wrote:
DrPillzRedux wrote:macchiato instead of a latte
I...
Wow.
Have those responsible for the creation and distribution of caffeinated hot beverages truly forgotten that the correct term is latte-fucking-macchiato and that using either word on its own means you're drinking "milk" or "stained"?

Normies aren't autismal about their coffee.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:07 pm

Yesterday I learned the basics of using Git. I hope it stuck.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:21 pm #197164

I bought up the last couple months of Netrunner expansions I needed to get back up to date. I hadn't been paying much attention to the game but I want to go for it again.

I placed 3rd overall in my city's store-tournament and was pretty disappointed by it, got salty, and stopped playing for a bit.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:55 pm #197174

DrPillzRedux wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
DrPillzRedux wrote:macchiato instead of a latte
I...
Wow.
Have those responsible for the creation and distribution of caffeinated hot beverages truly forgotten that the correct term is latte-fucking-macchiato and that using either word on its own means you're drinking "milk" or "stained"?
Normies aren't autismal about their coffee.

Hipsters don't count as normies anymore?

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:30 pm #197182

Wasn't aware hipsters and other trendies weren't considered normies.

Remie Richards · Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:25 pm

Well it's 2 hours and 20 minutes after the time they last called me.
I haven't got this job have I?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:29 pm #197205

Give it a few days

They might need to ask their boss or have a meeting with the other management

420weedscopes · Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:11 am

An0n3 wrote:Huh? Apps like what? What are you using that does that?

many video game apps

Malkevin wrote:And buy a webcam and a delicious nvidia card capable of running shadowplay

why would i need shadowplay for recording a phone's screen

EndgamerAzari wrote:Yesterday I learned the basics of using Git.

OH NO

EndgamerAzari · Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:34 am

420weedscopes wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Yesterday I learned the basics of using Git.
OH NO

Even worse

Today I had to use it to upload some other assignments and after a couple false starts I REMEMBERED HOW

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:49 am #197330

420weedscopes wrote:
Malkevin wrote:And buy a webcam and a delicious nvidia card capable of running shadowplay
why would i need shadowplay for recording a phone's screen

I didn't realise people watched lets plays of boom beach and other phone trash games.

Suddenly my opinion of the masses somehow managed to get lower.

420weedscopes · Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:00 pm

thanks for adding to my list

an0n i figured it out
try and pull down the notifications thing and it'll give you your menu buttons

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:41 pm #197380

The double-chop for flashlight is the coolest shit. I don't know why I'm so happy with it but I am.

Hold the phone in your hand and slice it forward twice like you were chopping onions or something with it.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:49 pm #197415

Christ I've felt like crap the last few days. Got some random cough and allergy symptoms.

Took some anti-histamine earlier and still feel like shit, took some more painkillers for the ever present headache.
Maybe it's something in my diet being all fucky? My sugar intake has been kinda high the last week, my sister and her family are in town so I've been spending time with them and my parents and they all eat terribly.

Hoping it's just that and nothing more serious. Going to defrost some hamburger for dinner tonight, avoid any sugars or other weird shit and see if I don't feel better tomorrow.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:35 pm #197440

Could be the weather

I know I get awful headaches sometimes when the weather is stormy and rapidly changing from very windy and raining to dry and no wind
I know the weather over in Europe has been shit lately

Post by **oranges** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:34 pm #197451

What's wrong with git? Better than CSV

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:30 pm #197464

I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:31 pm

ThanatosRa wrote:I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?

Ninja.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:32 pm #197467

Remie Richards wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?
Ninja.

Besides that. I should also mention it must be civilian. I'll never get into the military in my current body state. Or with my eyesight.

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:39 pm

ThanatosRa wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?
Ninja.
Besides that. I should also mention it must be civilian. I'll never get into the military in my current body state. Or with my eyesight.

Bus driving Ninja.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:42 pm #197473

Lumberjack.

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@Anon3 - have you been around strange air-cons recently?
Air cons are fucking dirty plague machines.

I'm pretty sure spending a lot of time in a server room with a funny smelling air con is what caused my chronic ear infection a couple of years back.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:45 pm #197475

Malkevin wrote:Lumberjack.

[youtube]FLqHkAorjMk[/youtube]

Until I saw what video it was, I was going to reply to this with the same video.

I'd actually seriously consider this. Lumberjack sounds incredibly simple and sane compared to the mental anguish I have to deal with. I'd rather use dangerous tools in a forest at the mercy of physics and trees. Every second fucking up trees could be my last. And I would both be at peace, and happy, with that.

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:06 pm

it's technically the 22nd in england
so it's my birthday
yay
I'm 19 now.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:18 pm

Remie Richards wrote:it's technically the 22nd in england
so it's my birthday
yay
I'm 19 now.

Happy Birthday you cute lil' baby! So young and full of life, ambition and all that cliche stuff!

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:22 pm #197488

What is the legal drinking age in bongland?

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:26 pm

Thanks Galva c:

like, 16 Wyzack, although we have that rule where 5 year olds+ can drink in their own homes with a meal.
I don't really drink though, I had 1 glass of babysham at a christmas 5 or so years ago and was sooooo tipsy I couldn't solve some puzzles I'd gotten that year,
and I drank some nice apple sours about 2 months ago at a friend's game night (Card against humanity, Just Dance, etc.) but it didn't really have an effect haha.