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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:39 pm
by Ricotez

Bottom post of the previous page:

he just reminds me of Seneca Crane from The Hunger Games

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 10:58 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
PKPenguin321 wrote:what kind of card do you have exactly and what OS do you have? i am trying to google helpful things for you

some other problems you could be having:

i had something similar where computer would shut off at random, it was the power supply. the fan broke and would rattle, and eventually it would overheat and shut off. next time your computer randomly shuts off feel the side of the PSU and check if it's super hot. even if it isn't it still might be a PSU problem, supposedly some no-name brands just aren't stable enough to run some graphics cards.

never had it happen to me but supposedly it could be a problem with your motherboard or your OS? not likely but if all else fails might be worth checking out

did a little bit of googling and it could just be bad drivers. go to here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us and download the correct drivers for you. when you install them do a custom install since it will delete the old drivers first, then make sure you do a clean install of the new ones. maybe that will help, maybe it won't do anything, probably worth trying.

hope you can get it working man :|
windows ten and NVIDIA geforce gtx 970

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:56 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I dunno. If it does will you guys buy me a new grafics card?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:12 am
by TheColdTurtle
That shit happened to me all the time crag, it just fixed itself eventually somehow.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:27 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I hope it happens soon.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:33 am
by A3STH3T1CS
i'll fuck you up wyzack

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:04 am
by Wyzack
LMAO

I M P L Y I N G

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:54 am
by A3STH3T1CS
what's wrong, getting nervous?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:46 pm
by aranamor
Anyone know if there's an aquarium somewhere that specializes in abyssal life?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:18 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I googled abyssal aquarium and got a lot of French words. Might have to go to le France or possibly le Quebec to see an angler's dangler.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:54 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Does anyone else have any ideas on why my computer will run but then suddenly my graphics card will shot out for a few hours before coming back to life if I turn off my PC and wait? It doesn't feel hot at all imo.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:59 pm
by XSI
Driver problem maybe?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:39 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Shit I don't have internet to get new drivers.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 pm
by oranges
switch the socket you're plugged into the wall at home, maybe your socket is not giving enough current to your PSU for it to supply all the rails

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:19 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I'll try that oranges
but wouldn't it not turn on at all with bad power?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:25 am
by PKPenguin321
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'll try that oranges
but wouldn't it not turn on at all with bad power?
iirc power needed from your PSU fluctuates depending on how many tasks that things like your graphics card are doing but dont take my word for it because i am mostly computer illiterate beyond googling things

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:56 pm
by Malkevin
Who knows cars?

When I rev my engine in neutral then let off the gas my exhaust makes a sound like a tin can rattling with dried peas inside it.

Do you think theres a hole in the exhaust or just loose mounting nuts?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:59 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
Malkevin wrote:Who knows cars?

When I rev my engine in neutral then let off the gas my exhaust makes a sound like a tin can rattling with dried peas inside it.

Do you think theres a hole in the exhaust or just loose mounting nuts?
you're gonna need a new car

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:23 pm
by Screemonster
probably just loose, or an internal separation in the backbox or something. Have had that happen to me before. When it happened to me it kinda stopped when the engine had been running for a while as everything heated up and expanded so it was snug again.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:15 am
by DrPillzRedux
in hospital wow it hurts

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:54 pm
by XSI
Why are you in the hospital?

Hope it stops being painful soon. or you can get used to the pain. That tends to make it suck a little less

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:05 pm
by Malkevin
XSI wrote:Why are you in the hospital?

Hope it stops being painful soon. or you can get used to the pain. That tends to make it suck a little less
DrPillzRedux wrote:I was gonna go skydiving with the lads Saturday but boss says nope need you here. Shoot me.
My guesses:
1. Severe butt hurt from the anal reaming from his boss
2. Somebody took him up on his offer to shoot him
3. He forgot to tuck his knees.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:18 pm
by DrPillzRedux
I couldn't hold any fluids down without vomiting for over a day. Combine that with shitting out pure liquid all day and a 104 degrees temp and you have painful high fever/dehydration combo.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:48 am
by EndgamerAzari
Those are pretty decent!

I wanted to say something along the lines of "keep working at it and you'll be great!" but holy fuck, there's no way you can say that without sounding like a condescending fuckhead. So, uh, keep it up!...?

Also I just got beer in my eye Goddamn

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:31 am
by DemonFiren
This is the kind of shit you find on /egg/.
http://aliciapatterson.org/stories/euri ... nd-its-own
AI was rogue 30 years ago. All bluescreens you've ever experienced are due to it growing stronger.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:47 pm
by 420weedscopes
i just got the stripe payment oranges
i laughed the fuck out loud and woke up my cat i hope you're happy
(thanks my guy)

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:10 am
by A3STH3T1CS
i work for amazon now what up

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:53 am
by DemonFiren
What's it like, being a minion?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 3:26 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
DemonFiren wrote:What's it like, being a minion?
the day 1 benefits are nice, plus company stock.
i heard there's a ping pong table and arcades somewhere.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:26 am
by Malkevin
HALP!!!! I NEED A SCI FI FIX!!!

Killjoys and Dark Matter have finished their seasons, The Expanse and Colony aren't back on until the new year.
HALP! WOT 2 WATCH?!?!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:10 pm
by Nienhaus
Malkevin wrote:HALP!!!! I NEED A SCI FI FIX!!!

Killjoys and Dark Matter have finished their seasons, The Expanse and Colony aren't back on until the new year.
HALP! WOT 2 WATCH?!?!
It's not really Sci Fi, but Luke Cage is pretty good.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:37 pm
by nsos
im really out here doing laundry

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:40 pm
by Malkevin
Have a slight pain in my lower right abdomen since yesterday.
Really hope its just poo and not my appendix, I've had enough surgery the past year.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:08 pm
by Malkevin
The good thing about Java is that it runs in a Virtual Machine Environment, this means you can code the thing you want without having to worry about if it'll run on other platforms.
The bad thing about Java is that it runs in a VME, this means it runs like dog shit and you have to worry about what security features the host platform limits Java by.

Then consider that every office runs on windows (except for dirty smelly art studios that will only ever use macs and will only ever use them for adobe anyway...) then you might as well focus on c++ or c#.net

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:31 pm
by Anonmare
Is anyone else having issues with Google Chrome? HTML is getting broken in places, like some images on this site but imageboards have it especially bad. They look like a partially loaded HTML page.
Firefox is running fine but I'd rather not switch browsers yet since it'd be a pain in the ass to switch browsers again.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:04 pm
by Anonmare
My version is 52.0.2743.116, same as yours, but I'm getting a lot of broken image links. I just went on 4chan (not the home page, that's loading correctly oddly enough) and this is what it looks like to me:-
Spoiler:
Image
It looks like it's partially loaded. I'm only getting it for chrome too, other browsers work fine.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:31 pm
by Anonmare
Eh, I'll just transition to Firefox. Chrome's been slowly pissing me off for a while now but this is more the final straw.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:15 pm
by Ricotez
C and C++ have some pretty fucking stupid decisions too. Such as relying on the user to do garbage collection, or no safeguards against buffer overflows. There are ways to force a compiler to check for those risks while compiling but they always involve adding extra shit instead of just having it be inherent.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:38 pm
by Remie Richards
CosmicScientist wrote:Is it only the OS that languages like C++ and sharp have to compile down to?
by sharp I assume you mean C#
if so no, it doesn't compile to machine code, it compiles down to CLI, Common Language Infrastructure, a multi-platform intermediate language that things like C#, VB.NET etc. compile to.
CLI itself obviously goes down to machine code, but again C# goes via CLI first.

C#/VB.NET/etc. -> CLI + CLR (Common Language Runtime) -> Machine code.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:05 pm
by Malkevin
Drinking heavily.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:37 pm
by Wyzack
Malkevin wrote:Drinking heavily.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:51 pm
by ThanatosRa
Works been making me mad for awhile. And it's because I Can't work. Basically the client broke something on their remote access system(specifically my ID for it) and has been sitting on their hands while we wait for them to fix it. As a result, I'm unable to do much more than listen to the calls of other agents and idle. Of course this means I'm not making money for the company. This is making my boss mad while he waits for them to get back to them. In fact as I'm writing this apparently he's about to make some phone calls to the client's HR department to get an update.

In fact his diligence is why I'm not angry at Him. It's clear he's getting jerked around too.

I'm tired of getting sent home cuz there's nothing for me to do and I can't use these licenses anywhere else due to a non-competition clause so unless I want to abandon insurance for a few years I need to get this fixed.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:39 pm
by ShadowDimentio
I'm getting cucked by college funds. Last year I could cruise through on the grants and have money to spare, now mom and dad started earning just enough so I couldn't qualify for the good shit any more. Woo.

Looks like it's time to get a job.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:50 pm
by Malkevin
Watched the first episode of that new show by Jew Jew Jewbram, Westworld.
Pretty good, its like Jurassic Park but with cowboys instead of dinosaurs.

And its by HBO so naturally it has lots and lots of titty shots

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:33 am
by Deitus
/blog start

-my mother recently texted me, she works as a school associate that basically just rides in a bus with the special needs kids. apparently today there was a creepy clown at the bus stop, so they had to call the cops.

-steadily moving through my physical manga/graphic novel collection backlog before i get to my digital backlog, currently reading From Hell by Alan Moore. only on chapter five but pretty good so far, the notes at the back can be a pain to read through time-wise but add a lot to the story.

-been feeling kind of listless recently, don't really feel like playing video games or doing much at all really. not sure if im in a funk or what, but hopefully it'l pass soon.

-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
[youtube]H91bEGJYBU4[/youtube]

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:44 am
by Wyzack
It makes me so happy that some time in the near future it is foreseeable that people could receive money for beating the shit out of clowns in real life. This is inevitable and completely amazing

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:56 pm
by Ricotez
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:07 pm
by Kraso
Deitus wrote:-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
[youtube]H91bEGJYBU4[/youtube]
She's always cold despite the weather, she needs sun, she's so pale.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:57 am
by 420weedscopes
Ricotez is right

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:27 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I'm out

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:25 pm
by oranges
See you space cowboy