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i got banned from facebook for posting a butt

Your butt?

i had a photo of a black porn actor lying on a bed but someone had used photoshop to swap his head and his penis head as my facebook profile photo for three years

That's because there was nothing inappropriate there. Only a pead and a heanis.

someone linked me to that old ariston advert and holy shit, THAT'S A FAMILIAR TUNE

http://www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/reco ... ea8cf85b5d

a whole month banned on facebook for butt posting

You already said that, and I query again.
Your butt?

Was in Tesco today when I noticed they now make their own brand of Beef Jerky.

Bought it expecting it to be shit, but its actually pretty good.

Went home sick from work. Having trouble breathing, dizzy spells, sore throat, sinus trouble. Yeap the head cold I tried to stave off still hit me. Ma is still insistent I stay with her in the hospital. Even though I know I'm infectious. At least the nurses are attractive.

swans, geese, etc. are all spawn of the devil

i am still hungover which is unfortunate

I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

Told you you were doing good

EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

proud of you!

Just five more minutes... just five more minutes... just fiv..mor..mi...................OH FUCK IT'S 8:37!!

Get to work only ten minutes late, boo yeah


Also, being stuck indoors in a windowless room all day I think is giving me rickets.
Probably why I'm so damned tired and sleep pattern is all screwed up.

Hm... there is a bench outside within wifi range and I do work on a laptop....

I tried the bench but winter is coming and its cold in the north.

Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

Deitus wrote:Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

a bunch of spam robots really like shoes and they keep posting about them. shoeposters are just robots

okay footfag, get back in the bag with your vorefriends

I've literally never once seen foot vore.

DemonFiren wrote:I've literally never once seen foot vore.

i've seen breast vore, dick vore, and other shit but i haven't found foot vore either. now im curious.

goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

Saw a weird thing today.
A cat trotting down the street carrying a squirrel in its mouth by the neck.

If you've ever seen a fully grown adult gray squirrel facing off a cat you'd know it's usually the cat that backs down.

Was a pretty big cat though, about fox sized.

Actually had fun doing a test for the first time literally ever. Finding peoples shit in unallocated space on a HDD is fun.

Furries are strange.

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Screemonster wrote:goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

>furry

i dont know what i expected

I'll be honest I looked on FA first 'cause I figured that if it was anywhere it'd be there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A3STH3T1CS wrote:Furries are strange.

peoplearestrange wrote:Yeah, I'd agree with that.

So I'd suppose you could say that "People are Strange."

Screemonster wrote:goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

Hah.
Compared to some of the shit I've seen this is harmless.
But still amusing that it exists.

halloween happened in guild wars
i am now the proud owner of some cat ears

That person in the background is freaking me out.

Now that my new rig is assembled it's time to pick up Skyrim again.
Time for high-definition lizards with realistic.

EndgamerAzari wrote:That person in the background is freaking me out.

https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Xue_Fang
it's just the dye trader but ok

Just finished watching Good Kill.
That was something.

It was alright.

I liked Eye in the Sky better, if only for Alan Rickman's character's response to a filthy liberal's critique at the end.

See, and that's why I didn't like it.

Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.

And now done with Constant Gardener.
Also a ride.

peoplearestrange wrote:Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.

Are those People Stranger?



... sorry I thought the first attempt at a bad joke was clever. I had to doubledown.

Binged all of season 3 of Black Mirror.
Charlie Brooker has fucking out done himself.

Holy fucking shit.

OKAY
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323 ... sation-IVF
O K A Y

>You will finally get a Prescription Waifu for your disability
>You can finally claim the autismbux you deserve

Gib me those gibes

Well atleast now wankers can get a blue badge so they're allowed to park in the disabled spots they always park in.

lolwat

is this serious?

capitalized words that don't need to be capitalized in news article titles, what a madman

The Express's website is complete and utter trash.
Actual paper is a good read though surprisingly.

I used to have the express news app on my phone, used it once, saw all the honey trap titles that made it look like those ads from imgid, quickly uninstalled it.

just finished catching up on i am a hero

what the fuck am i reading

i have been working on a guild wars title for ten years
now i haven't been doing it every day
life happens and i have to work and pay bills and all that shit
but recently i had some time to work on this title
it is the Survivor title and you get it for amassing levels 1->20's worth of exp (140,600exp) without dying once
there are two extra ranks but i do not care for them i just want the one it has sentimental value to me at this point
here is a wiki link if you are interested in that https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Survivor

there are daily missions called Zaishen Mission/Bounty/Vanquish
a mission is just do one of the story missions such as Imperial Palace or Boreas Seabed
a bounty is just Kill This Boss In Hard Mode He's Here
a vanquish is Kill Every Enemy Over Here
today i did the last one of those with a lovely group from my alliance
a dervish (damage) an assassin (damage) a ritualist (spirit spamming (similar to minion master)) a ranger (grouping/speed) me (aoe) and some healing heroes (npcs)
i warn them all

hey guys
i'm going for a title i've been working on it little by little for a while
just giving you a warning that i might disappear if things get hairy

everyone else: yes ok

so we start the vanquish
it's all lv26 stuff, bosses are lv30 it's all a bit of a challenge, nice and fun
we all use our consumable stuff to get through some of the harder parts (necromancer, elementalist and monk boss AND a bunch of other nerd idiots that can each fuck us up)
get through some kournans, some plants, some skale all the good shit

we have reached the final stretch
there are two groups of skale near to each other and we have killed 280 foes up to this point
we are certain that these last two groups are the last ones
one has a boss the other has a healer
just a matter of pulling one away from the other and killing them one by one
we decide to kill the one with the boss first
we lure them away and start to fuck em up, it's looking good, necromancer dying, that boss is on half health
then the boss changes its aggression
it SHOULD be angry at the ritualist's spirits
it is now angry at me
it performs the skill Triple Chop which is a warrior axe mastery elite skill
it hits you three times for a small-moderate amount of damage
each hit did 400hp of damage
as a caster i only have 495hp

today i lost 10 years of progress