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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:34 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
i got banned from facebook for posting a butt

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:32 am
by DemonFiren
Your butt?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:37 pm
by 420weedscopes
i had a photo of a black porn actor lying on a bed but someone had used photoshop to swap his head and his penis head as my facebook profile photo for three years

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:17 pm
by Thunder11
That's because there was nothing inappropriate there. Only a pead and a heanis.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:18 pm
by Screemonster
someone linked me to that old ariston advert and holy shit, THAT'S A FAMILIAR TUNE

http://www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/reco ... ea8cf85b5d

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:41 pm
by Malkevin



Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:29 am
by A3STH3T1CS
a whole month banned on facebook for butt posting

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:23 am
by DemonFiren
You already said that, and I query again.
Your butt?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:51 pm
by Malkevin
Was in Tesco today when I noticed they now make their own brand of Beef Jerky.

Bought it expecting it to be shit, but its actually pretty good.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:42 am
by ThanatosRa
Went home sick from work. Having trouble breathing, dizzy spells, sore throat, sinus trouble. Yeap the head cold I tried to stave off still hit me. Ma is still insistent I stay with her in the hospital. Even though I know I'm infectious. At least the nurses are attractive.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:17 pm
by nsos
swans, geese, etc. are all spawn of the devil

i am still hungover which is unfortunate

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:49 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:27 am
by Remie Richards
EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.


Told you you were doing good :)

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:06 am
by PKPenguin321
EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

:) proud of you!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:24 am
by Malkevin
Just five more minutes... just five more minutes... just fiv..mor..mi...................OH FUCK IT'S 8:37!!

Get to work only ten minutes late, boo yeah 8-)


Also, being stuck indoors in a windowless room all day I think is giving me rickets.
Probably why I'm so damned tired and sleep pattern is all screwed up.

Hm... there is a bench outside within wifi range and I do work on a laptop....

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:19 am
by Malkevin
I tried the bench but winter is coming and its cold in the north.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:49 pm
by Deitus
Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:55 pm
by PKPenguin321
Deitus wrote:Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

a bunch of spam robots really like shoes and they keep posting about them. shoeposters are just robots

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:51 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
okay footfag, get back in the bag with your vorefriends

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:36 pm
by DemonFiren
I've literally never once seen foot vore.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:07 am
by Deitus
DemonFiren wrote:I've literally never once seen foot vore.


i've seen breast vore, dick vore, and other shit but i haven't found foot vore either. now im curious.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:18 am
by Screemonster

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:31 pm
by Malkevin
Saw a weird thing today.
A cat trotting down the street carrying a squirrel in its mouth by the neck.

If you've ever seen a fully grown adult gray squirrel facing off a cat you'd know it's usually the cat that backs down.

Was a pretty big cat though, about fox sized.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:33 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
Actually had fun doing a test for the first time literally ever. Finding peoples shit in unallocated space on a HDD is fun.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:38 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
Furries are strange.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:11 pm
by peoplearestrange
Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:14 pm
by Deitus

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:22 pm
by Screemonster
I'll be honest I looked on FA first 'cause I figured that if it was anywhere it'd be there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:16 pm
by ThanatosRa
A3STH3T1CS wrote:Furries are strange.

peoplearestrange wrote:Yeah, I'd agree with that.

So I'd suppose you could say that "People are Strange."

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:37 pm
by DemonFiren

Hah.
Compared to some of the shit I've seen this is harmless.
But still amusing that it exists.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:55 pm
by 420weedscopes
halloween happened in guild wars
i am now the proud owner of some cat ears
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:33 pm
by EndgamerAzari
That person in the background is freaking me out.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:06 pm
by DemonFiren
Now that my new rig is assembled it's time to pick up Skyrim again.
Time for high-definition lizards with realistic
NSFW:
ENB
.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:05 pm
by 420weedscopes
EndgamerAzari wrote:That person in the background is freaking me out.

https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Xue_Fang
it's just the dye trader but ok

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:13 am
by A3STH3T1CS

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:32 am
by DemonFiren
Just finished watching Good Kill.
That was something.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:15 am
by Malkevin
It was alright.

I liked Eye in the Sky better, if only for Alan Rickman's character's response to a filthy liberal's critique at the end.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:14 am
by DemonFiren
See, and that's why I didn't like it.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:58 pm
by peoplearestrange
Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:08 am
by DemonFiren
And now done with Constant Gardener.
Also a ride.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:52 am
by ThanatosRa
peoplearestrange wrote:Airport lounges... that weird in between place.

Started watching "stranger things" pretty good so far, 3 episodes in.


Are those People Stranger?



... sorry I thought the first attempt at a bad joke was clever. I had to doubledown.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 6:35 am
by Remie Richards
Binged all of season 3 of Black Mirror.
Charlie Brooker has fucking out done himself.

Holy fucking shit.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:44 am
by 420weedscopes

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:02 am
by Anonmare
>You will finally get a Prescription Waifu for your disability
>You can finally claim the autismbux you deserve

Gib me those gibes

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:07 am
by Malkevin
Well atleast now wankers can get a blue badge so they're allowed to park in the disabled spots they always park in.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:00 pm
by Ricotez
lolwat

is this serious?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:51 pm
by Ricotez
capitalized words that don't need to be capitalized in news article titles, what a madman

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:48 pm
by Malkevin
The Express's website is complete and utter trash.
Actual paper is a good read though surprisingly.

I used to have the express news app on my phone, used it once, saw all the honey trap titles that made it look like those ads from imgid, quickly uninstalled it.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:51 pm
by Deitus
just finished catching up on i am a hero

what the fuck am i reading

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:49 pm
by 420weedscopes
i have been working on a guild wars title for ten years
now i haven't been doing it every day
life happens and i have to work and pay bills and all that shit
but recently i had some time to work on this title
it is the Survivor title and you get it for amassing levels 1->20's worth of exp (140,600exp) without dying once
there are two extra ranks but i do not care for them i just want the one it has sentimental value to me at this point
here is a wiki link if you are interested in that https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Survivor

there are daily missions called Zaishen Mission/Bounty/Vanquish
a mission is just do one of the story missions such as Imperial Palace or Boreas Seabed
a bounty is just Kill This Boss In Hard Mode He's Here
a vanquish is Kill Every Enemy Over Here
today i did the last one of those with a lovely group from my alliance
a dervish (damage) an assassin (damage) a ritualist (spirit spamming (similar to minion master)) a ranger (grouping/speed) me (aoe) and some healing heroes (npcs)
i warn them all
hey guys
i'm going for a title i've been working on it little by little for a while
just giving you a warning that i might disappear if things get hairy

everyone else: yes ok


so we start the vanquish
it's all lv26 stuff, bosses are lv30 it's all a bit of a challenge, nice and fun
we all use our consumable stuff to get through some of the harder parts (necromancer, elementalist and monk boss AND a bunch of other nerd idiots that can each fuck us up)
get through some kournans, some plants, some skale all the good shit

we have reached the final stretch
there are two groups of skale near to each other and we have killed 280 foes up to this point
we are certain that these last two groups are the last ones
one has a boss the other has a healer
just a matter of pulling one away from the other and killing them one by one
we decide to kill the one with the boss first
we lure them away and start to fuck em up, it's looking good, necromancer dying, that boss is on half health
then the boss changes its aggression
it SHOULD be angry at the ritualist's spirits
it is now angry at me
it performs the skill Triple Chop which is a warrior axe mastery elite skill
it hits you three times for a small-moderate amount of damage
each hit did 400hp of damage
as a caster i only have 495hp

today i lost 10 years of progress
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