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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:55 am #221848






Survivor used to be harder. From character creation to level 20 you were not allowed to die even once. No resets, if you died you had to recreate your character.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:26 am #221893

yeppers i remember that shit
i also remember the second day i played guild wars i was in Shing Jea Monastery and some guy whispered me asking "hey how do you already have the survivor title"
i did not know about the survivor title
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:36 am #221899

Fuuck dude that is horrible.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:46 am #221900

That's monumentally shitty.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:06 am #221941

A mighty monument to autism collapsed the moment before it was finished.

Yeah, I kinda know that feel.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby aranamor » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:04 pm #221991

Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Sorry dude, I've lost good shit to permadeath but never with that hard work.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:53 pm #222240

Hangover Harry is staying with me today I guess. Dude threw an axe at my head.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:43 am #222371

did he miss lol
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Alipheese » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:56 am #222372

Went with my mom and grandma to see Sully. Good movie. 10/10 would want Sully as station captain.
There was a cashier girl that was super short and super cute. Chatted up abit while getting a popcorn refill.
Went to get dinner from Wendy's on the way home. Saw a neckbeard with 3 chins. He was staring at me the entire time, I was slightly terrified of being eaten.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby oranges » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:58 am #222373

rekt lmao

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Alipheese » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:13 am #222377

oranges wrote:rekt lmao

I shit you not the guy was like a blob round.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:02 am #222599

This would probably go in the shitty ideas thread, except I'm not even ironically thinking of it as possible.

After enough Morrowind and Skyrim, plus some Daggerfall, I wonder what Elder Station 13 would be like.
Presumably a Dwemer turbine running the whole thing, and instead of a powernet you'd get a steam grid delivering via atmos.
Of course races and powers might also be interesting and I won't even mention lizards here. Imagine nearly every elf running around with magic, Imperials getting stunhands once a shift, khajiit with built-in NVGs and so on.
Hell, imagine security with swords and crossbows.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:00 am #222619

Steampunk?

Fucker off Hipster.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:35 pm #222640

we've already got clockwork cult steampunking up the place
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:03 pm #222645

> morrowind is hipster

U srs?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:21 pm #222648

Ricotez wrote:we've already got clockwork cult steampunking up the place

Yes, but the Numidium would give Ratvar the finger any day of the week.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:56 pm #222691

i sense something fun on the horizon
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:13 pm #222708

that image feels like a gold mine to me

are there any other snappy translations on say/mean things?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Tue Nov 01, 2016 1:55 pm #222832

something like 3% of current-design £1 coins are fakes so it's probably about time they did something to make it harder to forge them

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:29 pm #222835

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Thunder11 » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:07 pm #222855

Soon
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:20 pm #222859

I got meaningless repeating digits for ego.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Thunder11 » Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:09 pm #222874

An excellent get indeed
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That's thinking on your feet, soldier!

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Ricotez » Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:18 pm #222897

it looks like a €1 coin
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:30 pm #222932

I wonder how much it costs to make per coin...
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:41 pm #222933

Mass production. They make thousands at once and the material isn't valuable on its own, so the cost of actually making the things is pretty low

You could probably get the actual numbers if you look hard enough

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:48 am #222975

Well mom is now very close to the end of her life now. Was on palliative care to try and comfort her and get her strength back. Not working so well. If what we're trying to do doesn't work, it won't be long before 2016 literally orphans me.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:24 pm #223141

Armin Shimerman - Jew
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Postby ThanatosRa » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:07 pm #223397

Also some of my favorite actors.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:16 am #223702

It's not my birthday.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:36 am #223710

A3STH3T1CS wrote:It's not my birthday.


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:19 am #223724

It's a blessing
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby TheColdTurtle » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:08 pm #223803

Are you living in the xcom universe?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:28 pm #223807

TheColdTurtle wrote:Are you living in the xcom universe?


He's referring to the fireworks.
It's bonfire night.

Where we lovingly and sarcastically take the piss out of the time a guy tried to explode parliament, Guy fawkes.
The fireworks represent the explosion that would have happened, and bonfires just for the general blaze this would have caused.

tl;dr we annually celebrate a failed terrorist attack.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:43 pm #223815

Because parliament would have burned had he succeeded.
yes he was planning to blow it up, but explosions tend to leave fire.

plus it's very ritualistic and fire suits that.
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Postby Malkevin » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:12 pm #223823

I LOLed

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Falamazeer » Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:19 am #224088

I've worked every day since haloween (Including it) twelve hour shifts except one.

I've got blisters on my blisters but I got a week off for it, And it won't even hurt my paycheck, the way the pay cycle is cut, My time is all in. No overtime through the same witchcraft, but at least I get what pretty much amounts to a paid week off.

Still not sure if it's worth it, kinda feels like I'm getting ripped off, 72+ hours in a seven day period but magically no overtime, But on the other hand I get that week without dipping into vacation time, or calling in sick, or what have you. Was it worth it? Or is the person who wrote the schedule literately beelzebub-hitler?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:28 am #224100

If you've been following the epic saga in Sybil OOC of "PK asks a girl out," turns out after 6 hours in the hospital doctors were able to safely say she does not have appendicitis. Apparently an egg dropped wrong or some shit idk, she wasn't super enthusiastic to share details, but assuming she recovers well I'll have a date either this Tuesday or Wednesday. Woo
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Raphaella » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:47 am #224116

no appendicitis is always a good thing but that still sounds unpleasant

good luck though man you've GOT THIS
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Mon Nov 07, 2016 4:47 pm #224213

A wrongly dropped egg? What did we tell you about dating ostriches again?

That's right, it never came up because it's not a good idea.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:07 pm #224260

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:11 pm #224309

PKPenguin321 wrote:If you've been following the epic saga in Sybil OOC of "PK asks a girl out," turns out after 6 hours in the hospital doctors were able to safely say she does not have appendicitis. Apparently an egg dropped wrong or some shit idk, she wasn't super enthusiastic to share details, but assuming she recovers well I'll have a date either this Tuesday or Wednesday. Woo


>willingly getting a gf and risking sex
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this is a troll right pkp? you're not this dumb
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Mon Nov 07, 2016 11:24 pm #224374

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:21 am #224412

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:42 am #225745

hey shit dicks

ive done alot of normal people things now that im back in university again and basically spent the last couple of weeks on a massive bender of alot of substance many of which i can't even put my mind on whatever they're called.

you know like one of those nights where you will literally snort anything that looks like a powder and comes within 5 metres of your nose?? yeah i've had like 3 nights like that in the weeks ive been here.

goddamn, things have cooled down now though. i nearly picked up smoking but its cool i only do it when drunk now (one 20 pack of Marlborough will last me for like a week at the least so its all good.)


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:45 am #225746

oh yeah ive also grown a resentment to club music because that is what i have been hearing non fucking stop.

i went to an """""""""""alternative""""""" night once and they played like one fucking red hot chilli pepper song (of course it was can't stop do u guys actually think the dj knows anything else LMAO) and the rest was stupid shit. i mean fuck they even played skrillex for FUCK SAKES THAT IS NOT ALTERNATIVE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.

i still think that we believe is the best chili peppers song and if you disagree thats okay man i gotta be a liberal now and accept all forms of opinions and all outlooks on life you know man im down mos def man.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:08 am #225758

Date ended up happening today, we saw a movie after walking about a bit. Not super happy since it didn't go as well as I'd have liked, but it wasn't bad either. Might get a second one later but there wasn't nearly enough interaction for this one, we hardly talked.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:36 pm #225797

Loosen up and take charge my man. Men wanting to date are different than woman. It's like being in a club wanting to pick up someone. Women can just stand there and they'll end up with someone at the end of the night. If a man stands there and does nothing the only person hell end up is his left hand. You have to make yourself known and give something interesting to people. Lest that be that you're just plain fucking hot or funny or smart or whatever you have to put that out there. Find venues that you both share, TV shows, shit like that whatever. Failing that go watch a movie and be a man and try to see if she's up for physical contact. If she ain't then stop, don't be a creep, if she is you're in the good my man (sometimes, I know plenty of girls who are just touchy to begin with, to them it doesn't mean much.)
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