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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:20 pm
by DemonFiren

Bottom post of the previous page:

[youtube]O3r1UlYt5go[/youtube]
This is something.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:19 am
by Falamazeer
I've worked every day since haloween (Including it) twelve hour shifts except one.

I've got blisters on my blisters but I got a week off for it, And it won't even hurt my paycheck, the way the pay cycle is cut, My time is all in. No overtime through the same witchcraft, but at least I get what pretty much amounts to a paid week off.

Still not sure if it's worth it, kinda feels like I'm getting ripped off, 72+ hours in a seven day period but magically no overtime, But on the other hand I get that week without dipping into vacation time, or calling in sick, or what have you. Was it worth it? Or is the person who wrote the schedule literately beelzebub-hitler?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:28 am
by PKPenguin321
If you've been following the epic saga in Sybil OOC of "PK asks a girl out," turns out after 6 hours in the hospital doctors were able to safely say she does not have appendicitis. Apparently an egg dropped wrong or some shit idk, she wasn't super enthusiastic to share details, but assuming she recovers well I'll have a date either this Tuesday or Wednesday. Woo

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:47 am
by Raphaella
no appendicitis is always a good thing but that still sounds unpleasant

good luck though man you've GOT THIS

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 4:47 pm
by XSI
A wrongly dropped egg? What did we tell you about dating ostriches again?

That's right, it never came up because it's not a good idea.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:07 pm
by 420weedscopes
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:11 pm
by Deitus
PKPenguin321 wrote:If you've been following the epic saga in Sybil OOC of "PK asks a girl out," turns out after 6 hours in the hospital doctors were able to safely say she does not have appendicitis. Apparently an egg dropped wrong or some shit idk, she wasn't super enthusiastic to share details, but assuming she recovers well I'll have a date either this Tuesday or Wednesday. Woo
>willingly getting a gf and risking sex
>throwing away an eternity of wizard powers and omnipotence for something you could do with your hands

this is a troll right pkp? you're not this dumb

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 11:24 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
tgstation is a meme let's end it

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:21 am
by nsos
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:42 am
by ColonicAcid
hey shit dicks

ive done alot of normal people things now that im back in university again and basically spent the last couple of weeks on a massive bender of alot of substance many of which i can't even put my mind on whatever they're called.

you know like one of those nights where you will literally snort anything that looks like a powder and comes within 5 metres of your nose?? yeah i've had like 3 nights like that in the weeks ive been here.

goddamn, things have cooled down now though. i nearly picked up smoking but its cool i only do it when drunk now (one 20 pack of Marlborough will last me for like a week at the least so its all good.)


anon is still my daddy btw ;) ;) ;)

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:45 am
by ColonicAcid
oh yeah ive also grown a resentment to club music because that is what i have been hearing non fucking stop.

i went to an """""""""""alternative""""""" night once and they played like one fucking red hot chilli pepper song (of course it was can't stop do u guys actually think the dj knows anything else LMAO) and the rest was stupid shit. i mean fuck they even played skrillex for FUCK SAKES THAT IS NOT ALTERNATIVE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.

i still think that we believe is the best chili peppers song and if you disagree thats okay man i gotta be a liberal now and accept all forms of opinions and all outlooks on life you know man im down mos def man.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:08 am
by PKPenguin321
Date ended up happening today, we saw a movie after walking about a bit. Not super happy since it didn't go as well as I'd have liked, but it wasn't bad either. Might get a second one later but there wasn't nearly enough interaction for this one, we hardly talked.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:36 pm
by ColonicAcid
Loosen up and take charge my man. Men wanting to date are different than woman. It's like being in a club wanting to pick up someone. Women can just stand there and they'll end up with someone at the end of the night. If a man stands there and does nothing the only person hell end up is his left hand. You have to make yourself known and give something interesting to people. Lest that be that you're just plain fucking hot or funny or smart or whatever you have to put that out there. Find venues that you both share, TV shows, shit like that whatever. Failing that go watch a movie and be a man and try to see if she's up for physical contact. If she ain't then stop, don't be a creep, if she is you're in the good my man (sometimes, I know plenty of girls who are just touchy to begin with, to them it doesn't mean much.)

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:11 pm
by Kraso
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:13 pm
by Deitus
since KAT got taken down a while ago, where is the best place to """""purchase""""" games now?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:41 pm
by Malkevin
Totally not zooqle

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:02 am
by oranges
the earth keeps shaking and it spilled my coffee

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:40 pm
by Deitus
im finangling with my skyrim game in an effort to get back into it, modding is a pain since im trying to get ~35-40gb worth of them to play nice. i've already just said "fuck it" and reinstalled twice now, so here's hoping the third time's the charm.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:14 pm
by DemonFiren
When in doubt ask /tesg/.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:24 pm
by Remie Richards
Good day.
trip to my clinic, got to sign some consent forms.

progressssss.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:53 pm
by Deitus
DemonFiren wrote:When in doubt ask /tesg/.
>asking /skyrimlewds/ anything about the actual game

good one

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:54 pm
by DemonFiren
Please.
Waifus and lore living in harmony.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:58 pm
by Deitus
ive tried looking at /tesg/ general threads before and 99% of the thread's contents are always just screenshots.

edit: now on reinstall #4, this is becoming a game in of itself to me at this point

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:49 pm
by Malkevin
At the moment I feel like this guy.

[youtube]s359OsWRBLM[/youtube]

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 3:31 am
by Deitus
>elder scrolls online having a free weekend
>decide to try it out
>19 hour install

holy fuckin shit

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:48 am
by DemonFiren
>playing ESO
Nobody to blame but yourself.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:37 pm
by 420weedscopes
said the lizard fucker

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:04 pm
by Deitus
DemonFiren wrote:>playing ESO
Nobody to blame but yourself.
i figure its at least worth a try, ive been looking for a good new mmo to piss away my life in

420weedscopes wrote:said the lizard fucker
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de_stroyed

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 7:44 pm
by Malkevin
Why does an IT technician not only need to be a good techy but apparently needs to dance like a monkey and entertain the clients as well...


Work is really pissing me off.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:45 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
Malkevin wrote:Why does an IT technician not only need to be a good techy but apparently needs to dance like a monkey and entertain the clients as well...


Work is really pissing me off.
Fuck IT dude. 3 years is too long. I got offered to be technician for $15/hr and i said $55k/year is my minimum

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:44 am
by EndgamerAzari
Jesus Christ, I take a bit of a sabbatical from this community and the off-topic board fills up with edgy anti-Semitic retardation.

Anyway, next week I have an interview with a position I was really vying for, so here's hoping I get the job so I can come back and restore some semblance of decency to this Godforsaken place.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:59 am
by XSI
Thats just Tonto

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 5:23 am
by Wyzack
Azari is the hero these forums need

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:21 am
by Malkevin
CosmicScientist wrote:
Malkevin wrote:Why does an IT technician not only need to be a good techy but apparently needs to dance like a monkey and entertain the clients as well...


Work is really pissing me off.
What did they make you do?
So I'm a contracted IT techy, I work in schools, I go to sites for prebooked visits. (the same every week, so its more like being an agency worker)

I'm a damned good technician, even my bosses were saying I'm one of the best technicians they have, but I'm you're stereotypical computer nerd - heavily introverted, prefer to keep myself to myself.
The schools they don't just want that though, they're not just satisfied with someone that keeps their systems running and ensures they can keep teaching (you know, what they actually pay us to do).
They want someone thats their friend - I don't just mean someone that patient with them and acts kindly towards them (even when they're being complete idiots), I mean someone that engages in small talk with them, gives a shit about their kids etc.


One of my schools, my main one, has not only slashed their hours down (because their new management are feckless and literally decided to have an IT budget this year of zero) they've asked for another technician back - not because he was a better techy than me (he's worse in fact) but because he's more personable and the school's management like him better.


Its a fucking bullshit popularity contest, thats what it is, and its put me in a position where I could potentially loose my job.
I'm not worried about loosing my job, I'm fine financially and I've got three years experience of sys admin and desktop support. I'm just pissed off that I can be so under appreciated by the cunts whose lives I make easy.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:09 pm
by captain sawrge
People fucking suck.

I am constantly reminded trusting anyone or having any faith in them just leads to disapointment.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:41 pm
by Wyzack
Pretty good dude!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:09 pm
by PKPenguin321
Probably the most unique Christmas avatar here, I love it dude

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:07 pm
by 420weedscopes
my christmas avatar has never left me

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:40 pm
by Remie Richards
First day of work experience as a digital shop assistant in my local Oxfam.
Really good fun.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:08 pm
by 420weedscopes
CosmicScientist wrote:Even an unchanged Christmas avatar is right once a year.
i've had my christmas avatar as a lovely super ironic gift from I Forgot It Might Be Wiznard for several years now
it's tradition at this point
Remie Richards wrote:Really good fun.
:+1:

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:49 pm
by PKPenguin321
PKPenguin321 wrote:I was out and about the other day and met this girl, she was really pretty (like, really really pretty). introduced myself, chatted it up, we were hitting it off really well. she had this adorable Australian accent that i can't get over. made her laugh a few times, she was great, i was super crushing on her and couldn't believe how well i was flirting considering i had just met her and hadn't been in a relationship in years.
asked her where she was from, as in like the area that she lives around. "Oh, I'm on vacation here from Australia, I'm going to [some aussy college i dont remember] and live with my boyfriend. I'll be heading back next week!"
conversation degraded rapidly after that and pretty soon we said bye and she was on her way.

:oops:
self quoting since this was a while ago and you guys wont remember said aussie unless i repost this

i added her on facebook after meeting her since im normie scum and the other day i saw that she got married to her boyfriend

conflicting feeling since i'm happy for her but i also feel like a cuckold

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:07 am
by TheColdTurtle
It's OK Pk, most of us have been there

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:30 pm
by 420weedscopes
you'll be alright buddy
:penguin:

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:40 pm
by Screemonster
420weedscopes wrote:you'll be alright buddy
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:34 am
by oranges
who the fuck would willingly date an australian. You dodged a bullet mate

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:38 pm
by nsos
im workin

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:33 pm
by PKPenguin321
oranges wrote:who the fuck would willingly date an australian. You dodged a bullet mate
she was cute

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:40 pm
by ThanatosRa
PKPenguin321 wrote:
oranges wrote:who the fuck would willingly date an australian. You dodged a bullet mate
she was cute
So are koalas and they're insufferable little retarded shitlords.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:20 am
by Limey
glad im a viking popsicle and not an australian

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:50 am
by captain sawrge
ThanatosRa wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
oranges wrote:who the fuck would willingly date an australian. You dodged a bullet mate
she was cute
So are koalas and they're insufferable little retarded shitlords.
So am I

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:21 am
by Incomptinence
Driving along in my girly girly suzuki swift. Coming up to the round about some shit box card with atleast 2 dents on it speeds right up to my ass driven by some maniac woman, honk, barely doesn't add me to her totem pole.

We exit onto the highway on ramp. Up my ass the entire time. We happen to change into the same lane twice because I know where I need to go and weirdly you near implant yourself in the backside of another car it covers the blinkers pretty sure she almost hits me in her quest for fast. Overtakes me once I am in my lane and speeds into the distance. I honk again this time in warning you see this one stretch of highway is a little special. It literally has a sign up basically saying "loads of cameras up ahead don't speed lol" from the government been there for years and at the upcoming bridge each lane is covered by 2 cameras each minimum. She just goes straight ahead into the flashing lights seeya hoon grill.