/tg/Station 13

by **TheColdTurtle** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:00 pm #234078

W H Y

by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:29 am #234228

absolute madman

by **Malkevin** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:18 pm #234293

Had a chesty cough all last week, was finally feeling better on Friday only to wake up yesterday with a blocked nose, dizziness, and a strange appetite.

Working in several schools in cold and flu season is a real arse...

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:00 pm #234397

packers vs seahawks today

seahawks going to get fucked like the texans last week LESS GO AROD

by **TheColdTurtle** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:26 pm #234460

Fuck off cheese head

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:54 pm #234471

this cheese gives good head fam

by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:41 am #234569

lmao packers fucking ruined seahawks

""""""""""""""wilson is one of the greatest quarterbacks""""""""....................... that got fucking intercepted 5 times in one MATCH LMAO

by **Malkevin** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:15 pm #235021

I should've been a plumber, would've dealt with less shit

by **danno** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:13 pm #235116

fucking youtube changed again

by **Remie Richards** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:02 pm #235143

Current emotional state: Wanting to bang my head against a wall until I die
Possible causes: ???

by **Super Aggro Crag** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:25 am #235200

You probably have the butt worms

by **Wyzack** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:28 am #235202

Lots of the time there just straight up is no cause

by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:30 am #235238

CosmicScientist wrote:What's up with the yootoobs?

whenever i see your avatar i keep thinking the loincloth thing is a ballsack

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:23 am #235268

Fuck you Deitus. Now I see it too.

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:33 am #235281

>tfw no dragon balls

by **Whoisthere** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:28 am #235299

I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:47 am #235303

Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess

No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.

by **Whoisthere** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:08 pm #235319

Oh I'll pick two
dongs
my sweet crocoslut

by **Malkevin** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:42 pm #235326

IIRC the lion represents the English crown the unicorn the Scottish crown.

by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:29 pm #235380

CosmicScientist wrote:It does. England has a lion probably for similar reasons to other countries having lions in their imagery and sharing George's cross in a flag too, Scotland has a unicorn for reasons I don't know but it's to do with Narwhal tusks and dubious fishermen. I can't remember what Ireland's animal is supposed to be (if any) and I had a quick jaunt on wikipedia.

Where the lion is on the one I shared, that's the Dexter, which traditionally is the place for higher honour and opposite, the unicorn, is the Sinister. The short version is the husband's arms go on the left and the wife's paternal arms go on the right. It isn't set in stone and differs between people, such as bishops having their personal in the Sinister and their see in the Dexter.

The Scottish unicorn does wear a crown (I'm assuming the Scottish crown, the lion still wars a crown too) in their version of the unified coat of arms and the positions of lion and unicorn are reversed. Apparently the unicorn is chained because it's a mythical beast and all beasts of myth are dangerous if free. In the main (not the UK) Scottish coat of arms, there are two chained unicorns and (I'm assuming) the chain isn't a political message and is just the mythical beast thing since there's no mention of anything unfortunate in the wikipedia articles. If I refer to my picture the willy size is prooobably a jab but definitely amusing and I assume they'd do the same in Scotland to the lion. The other coats of arms in England I've seen with chained animals have all been mythical too and I've seen at least one without a chain on its mundane creature. Ireland didn't get a version and is just a part of the UK and Scottish ones with the harp.

If you want a modern enough example, this should be a familiar one:
Spoiler:

The olive branch, peace, has the higher honour. The arrows, war (there's more symbolism than just that though), aren't as highly enjoyed. And according to wikipedia, in 1945 they made the eagle look towards the higher honour of peace, probably for a sentiment of foreign policy.

still looks like a ballsack tho

by **Deitus** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:29 pm #235381

CosmicScientist wrote:It does. England has a lion probably for similar reasons to other countries having lions in their imagery and sharing George's cross in a flag too, Scotland has a unicorn for reasons I don't know but it's to do with Narwhal tusks and dubious fishermen. I can't remember what Ireland's animal is supposed to be (if any) and I had a quick jaunt on wikipedia.

Where the lion is on the one I shared, that's the Dexter, which traditionally is the place for higher honour and opposite, the unicorn, is the Sinister. The short version is the husband's arms go on the left and the wife's paternal arms go on the right. It isn't set in stone and differs between people, such as bishops having their personal in the Sinister and their see in the Dexter.

The Scottish unicorn does wear a crown (I'm assuming the Scottish crown, the lion still wars a crown too) in their version of the unified coat of arms and the positions of lion and unicorn are reversed. Apparently the unicorn is chained because it's a mythical beast and all beasts of myth are dangerous if free. In the main (not the UK) Scottish coat of arms, there are two chained unicorns and (I'm assuming) the chain isn't a political message and is just the mythical beast thing since there's no mention of anything unfortunate in the wikipedia articles. If I refer to my picture the willy size is prooobably a jab but definitely amusing and I assume they'd do the same in Scotland to the lion. The other coats of arms in England I've seen with chained animals have all been mythical too and I've seen at least one without a chain on its mundane creature. Ireland didn't get a version and is just a part of the UK and Scottish ones with the harp.

If you want a modern enough example, this should be a familiar one:
Spoiler:

The olive branch, peace, has the higher honour. The arrows, war (there's more symbolism than just that though), aren't as highly enjoyed. And according to wikipedia, in 1945 they made the eagle look towards the higher honour of peace, probably for a sentiment of foreign policy.

still looks like a ballsack tho

by **Whoisthere** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:19 am #235550

DemonFiren wrote:
Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess

No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.

pls respond

>yfw your dream of being publicly ignored by a lizard with which you're desperate to have sex finally came true

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:27 am #235551

Whoisthere wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess

No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.

pls respond

>yfw your dream of being publicly ignored by a lizard with which you're desperate to have sex finally came true

by **Whoisthere** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:34 am #235554

by **Whoisthere** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:41 pm #235591

>go to boss
>hello I want to leave my job I have a candidate for my position already
>no u cant
>*list all my fuckups*
>no there fine if u leave job ill be upset cuz you promised to workl for more months???
Now I feel like shit. The fact that I was less diplomatic than I could've been because I took barbiturates yesterday and their effect extended to today doesn't help.

by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:57 pm #235625

Tooting barbs are you....

by **Whoisthere** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:32 pm #235671

I should've just lmao weed tbh, and ss13 does a great job to take my mind off work too.

by **A3STH3T1CS** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:36 pm #235717

when i used to play and smoke i'd just get uppity with niknak or some other nerd

super territorial too

by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:59 pm #235756

Man... I want this year over. Lost a position I loved at work(though that worked out in the end) then lost both parents before the age of 40, both of which I was close to, one of which I was responsible for the care of. 2016 is bullshit my dudes.

58 and 59 were way too young.

by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:35 am #235903

Yea I know. Thank you.

by **PKPenguin321** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:03 am #235995

Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys

by **DemonFiren** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:47 am #236011

Thanks, now I feel great.

by **Malkevin** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:44 pm #236106

This last half hour is killing me.

by **Wyzack** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:08 pm #236134

If it was just one swallow you are going to be fine

If you was more than that WHY THE FUCKING CHRIST DIDNT YOU STOP DRINKING?!?

by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:58 pm #236163

Sometimes in life u look at her in the eyes and you say "hell yeah I'll slurp this bitch."

by **XSI** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:00 pm #236164

The waifu age is near

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:01 pm #236165

Also how the fuck u niggas fucking play games after smoking weed I literally would play for like 10 minutes and then lose interest like damn.

I guess tho it depends on the type of weed but fuck I ain't got the willpower to deal with ss13 or any game for that matter

by **nsos** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:53 pm #236174

the last time i got high i only peaked right when i was trying to get home and spent 20 minutes trying to open a locked door

by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:39 am #236321

ThanatosRa wrote:Yea I know. Thank you.

Forget all your troubles and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you are doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is ever anything good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when they make you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke
And you forget about the yellow from the colorful man who make you take another one
And make a mock of your plan

by **PKPenguin321** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:44 am #236324

Update: I survived after sitting on the toilet for almost an hour waiting for vomit that never came

by **420weedscopes** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:01 pm #236374

i went on a video game date with a girl
it was pretty good

by **Malkevin** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:38 pm #236379

Girl?
Or man that plays a girl online?

by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:42 pm #236424

nsos wrote:the last time i got high i only peaked right when i was trying to get home and spent 20 minutes trying to open a locked door

i feel ya son i feel ya

there was one time i was tweaking on md and i was trying to get home. i somehow drop my keys between the floorboards and just stand outside until early morning when one of my room mates was leaving for uni. pretty sure at one point i was dancing to absolutely fucking nothing but fuck it man i was in the zone.......

i now understand why kanye didnt want to get into his zone.

by **Sometinyprick** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:52 pm #236427

i feel pretty good rn
dunno why

by **Deitus** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:55 pm #236436

PKPenguin321 wrote:Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys

How the actual fuck did you manage this

Story time pls

by **PKPenguin321** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:17 pm #236441

Deitus wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys

How the actual fuck did you manage this

Story time pls

it basically boils down to me being retarded

>hop out of shower and brush teeth
>finish brushing and go to mouthwash
>feeling robust so I take a swig of the mouthwash bottle directly instead of pouring some into the cap
>vastly underestimate the weight of the bottle
>end up pouring like three mouthfuls directly into my mouth
>practically choking to death on the mouthwash
>have to swallow to avoid making a horrible sticky mess on the floor and also to not die
>spit out the last mouthful in the sink and gag for a bit
>go to kitchen a while later to get some water to get the mouthwash taste out
>water isn't doing it
>notice big thing of orange Gatorade I bought like a week ago
>it was like milk carton sized
>try some of it and it actually does kind of remove the taste of mouthwash
>end up drinking a shitload of it
>turns out the aftertaste of excessive Gatorade is worse than the mouthwash
>lie in agony as I await my Gatorade fueled death
>feels like a train has collided with my chest from the inside
>give up on trying to sleep since I am certain vomit is imminent
>go to bathroom tired as fuck and in horrible Gatorade-pain
>sit on toilet waiting for vomit for about an hour
>give up and go back to bed and somehow fall asleep

I'm a fucking moron

by **XSI** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:32 am #236463

Enjoy your brain damage

by **Deitus** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:48 am #236485

XSI wrote:Enjoy your brain damage

It's PKP

He has enough already :honk:

by **Armhulen** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:41 am #236807

holy shit that's hilarious

by **Whoisthere** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:47 am #236812

I played with this 8 months old newfie yesterday and it was pretty awesome, my hands still smell like dog I need to get a big hairy dog.

Best part was the owner told me the pup is too lazy to go for long walks.