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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:58 pm
by EndgamerAzari

Bottom post of the previous page:

Deitus wrote:Stuff about religious texts
I had a class in college that was about various religious/philosophical stories from the perspective of literature rather than as scripture. It was really interesting. A lot of focus on creation stories and basic fundamentals of the religion. Some Islamic stuff (mainly about Muhammed's life pre-prophet-ness), some Buddhist, some indigenous peoples such as Native Americans, some stuff like Lao-Tzu. Really neat approach to the topics.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:33 pm
by Remie Richards
very bad cold

gross spoiler:
Spoiler:
Coughing up blobs of mucus, fun~

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:45 am
by Deitus
EndgamerAzari wrote:
Deitus wrote:Stuff about religious texts
I had a class in college that was about various religious/philosophical stories from the perspective of literature rather than as scripture. It was really interesting. A lot of focus on creation stories and basic fundamentals of the religion. Some Islamic stuff (mainly about Muhammed's life pre-prophet-ness), some Buddhist, some indigenous peoples such as Native Americans, some stuff like Lao-Tzu. Really neat approach to the topics.
have any recommendations?

also i just rediscovered these and my sides are in fucking orbit

[youtube]U58ZmzmCnVY[/youtube]

Image

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:39 am
by nsos
nsos wrote:
nsos wrote:i need to see that guy

UPDATE: SAW HIM

thankfully our table was full
i now have so many stories about this weird airplane guy at college i could probably make an entire post but i think itd be cyberbullying

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:13 am
by Deitus
nsos wrote:
nsos wrote:
nsos wrote:i need to see that guy

UPDATE: SAW HIM

thankfully our table was full
i now have so many stories about this weird airplane guy at college i could probably make an entire post but i think itd be cyberbullying
>implying he'd ever know

do it faggot

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:32 pm
by DemonFiren
Tell him he should install fewer Japanese mods.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:37 pm
by Deitus
>not giving every female in skyrim cat ears/tails/breast expansion

you guys are doing it wrong

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:16 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
Just scored my 5th rejection letter. I dont know what these places expect looking for recent graduates but want the skill of a Sr Security analyst.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:15 pm
by Ricotez
it's obviously your own fault and you're just not trying hard enough

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:51 pm
by 420weedscopes
there were places looking for people with 10 years of java experience when java was only two years old

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:59 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
CosmicScientist wrote:For some reason I read it as a relationship rejection and only cottoned on at the graduate part.
Do you often send letters of affection asking for relationships?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:27 pm
by ColonicAcid
You guys are mistaking HR for people that actually understand the job they're advertising for.

If your CV is actually good you will get the interview, that is when people who actually know what they want for the job ask you questions. Don't let lack of experience not let you apply for the job. That is to say you actually do have experience. Your degree doesn't mean shit if you haven't done anything else other than it. Don't expect a graduate level job instantly if you didn't do anything other than your degree at university.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:29 pm
by 420weedscopes
i did something terrible

[youtube]isu0KBB64bo[/youtube]

three weeks.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:00 pm
by TheColdTurtle
W H Y

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:29 am
by Deitus
absolute madman

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:18 pm
by Malkevin
Had a chesty cough all last week, was finally feeling better on Friday only to wake up yesterday with a blocked nose, dizziness, and a strange appetite.

Working in several schools in cold and flu season is a real arse...

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:00 pm
by ColonicAcid
packers vs seahawks today



seahawks going to get fucked like the texans last week LESS GO AROD

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:26 pm
by TheColdTurtle
Fuck off cheese head

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:54 pm
by ColonicAcid
this cheese gives good head fam

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:41 am
by ColonicAcid
lmao packers fucking ruined seahawks

""""""""""""""wilson is one of the greatest quarterbacks""""""""....................... that got fucking intercepted 5 times in one MATCH LMAO

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:15 pm
by Malkevin
I should've been a plumber, would've dealt with less shit

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:13 pm
by danno
fucking youtube changed again

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:02 pm
by Remie Richards
Current emotional state: Wanting to bang my head against a wall until I die
Possible causes: ???

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:25 am
by Super Aggro Crag
You probably have the butt worms

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:28 am
by Wyzack
Lots of the time there just straight up is no cause

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:30 am
by Deitus
CosmicScientist wrote:What's up with the yootoobs?
whenever i see your avatar i keep thinking the loincloth thing is a ballsack

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:23 am
by DemonFiren
Fuck you Deitus. Now I see it too.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:33 am
by DemonFiren
>tfw no dragon balls

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:28 am
by Whoisthere
I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:47 am
by DemonFiren
Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess
No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:08 pm
by Whoisthere
Oh I'll pick two
dongs
my sweet crocoslut

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:42 pm
by Malkevin
IIRC the lion represents the English crown the unicorn the Scottish crown.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:29 pm
by Deitus
CosmicScientist wrote:It does. England has a lion probably for similar reasons to other countries having lions in their imagery and sharing George's cross in a flag too, Scotland has a unicorn for reasons I don't know but it's to do with Narwhal tusks and dubious fishermen. I can't remember what Ireland's animal is supposed to be (if any) and I had a quick jaunt on wikipedia.

Where the lion is on the one I shared, that's the Dexter, which traditionally is the place for higher honour and opposite, the unicorn, is the Sinister. The short version is the husband's arms go on the left and the wife's paternal arms go on the right. It isn't set in stone and differs between people, such as bishops having their personal in the Sinister and their see in the Dexter.

The Scottish unicorn does wear a crown (I'm assuming the Scottish crown, the lion still wars a crown too) in their version of the unified coat of arms and the positions of lion and unicorn are reversed. Apparently the unicorn is chained because it's a mythical beast and all beasts of myth are dangerous if free. In the main (not the UK) Scottish coat of arms, there are two chained unicorns and (I'm assuming) the chain isn't a political message and is just the mythical beast thing since there's no mention of anything unfortunate in the wikipedia articles. If I refer to my picture the willy size is prooobably a jab but definitely amusing and I assume they'd do the same in Scotland to the lion. The other coats of arms in England I've seen with chained animals have all been mythical too and I've seen at least one without a chain on its mundane creature. Ireland didn't get a version and is just a part of the UK and Scottish ones with the harp.


If you want a modern enough example, this should be a familiar one:
Spoiler:
Image
The olive branch, peace, has the higher honour. The arrows, war (there's more symbolism than just that though), aren't as highly enjoyed. And according to wikipedia, in 1945 they made the eagle look towards the higher honour of peace, probably for a sentiment of foreign policy.
still looks like a ballsack tho

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:29 pm
by Deitus
CosmicScientist wrote:It does. England has a lion probably for similar reasons to other countries having lions in their imagery and sharing George's cross in a flag too, Scotland has a unicorn for reasons I don't know but it's to do with Narwhal tusks and dubious fishermen. I can't remember what Ireland's animal is supposed to be (if any) and I had a quick jaunt on wikipedia.

Where the lion is on the one I shared, that's the Dexter, which traditionally is the place for higher honour and opposite, the unicorn, is the Sinister. The short version is the husband's arms go on the left and the wife's paternal arms go on the right. It isn't set in stone and differs between people, such as bishops having their personal in the Sinister and their see in the Dexter.

The Scottish unicorn does wear a crown (I'm assuming the Scottish crown, the lion still wars a crown too) in their version of the unified coat of arms and the positions of lion and unicorn are reversed. Apparently the unicorn is chained because it's a mythical beast and all beasts of myth are dangerous if free. In the main (not the UK) Scottish coat of arms, there are two chained unicorns and (I'm assuming) the chain isn't a political message and is just the mythical beast thing since there's no mention of anything unfortunate in the wikipedia articles. If I refer to my picture the willy size is prooobably a jab but definitely amusing and I assume they'd do the same in Scotland to the lion. The other coats of arms in England I've seen with chained animals have all been mythical too and I've seen at least one without a chain on its mundane creature. Ireland didn't get a version and is just a part of the UK and Scottish ones with the harp.


If you want a modern enough example, this should be a familiar one:
Spoiler:
Image
The olive branch, peace, has the higher honour. The arrows, war (there's more symbolism than just that though), aren't as highly enjoyed. And according to wikipedia, in 1945 they made the eagle look towards the higher honour of peace, probably for a sentiment of foreign policy.
still looks like a ballsack tho

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:19 am
by Whoisthere
DemonFiren wrote:
Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess
No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.
pls respond

>yfw your dream of being publicly ignored by a lizard with which you're desperate to have sex finally came true

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:27 am
by DemonFiren
Whoisthere wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Whoisthere wrote:I fucking hate my job and I want to leave but it pays well I guess
No fun, no money or no soul.
Pick two.
pls respond

>yfw your dream of being publicly ignored by a lizard with which you're desperate to have sex finally came true
Image

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:34 am
by Whoisthere
:C

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:41 pm
by Whoisthere
>go to boss
>hello I want to leave my job I have a candidate for my position already
>no u cant
>*list all my fuckups*
>no there fine if u leave job ill be upset cuz you promised to workl for more months???
Now I feel like shit. The fact that I was less diplomatic than I could've been because I took barbiturates yesterday and their effect extended to today doesn't help.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:57 pm
by ColonicAcid
Tooting barbs are you....

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:32 pm
by Whoisthere
I should've just lmao weed tbh, and ss13 does a great job to take my mind off work too.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:36 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
when i used to play and smoke i'd just get uppity with niknak or some other nerd

super territorial too

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:59 pm
by ThanatosRa
Man... I want this year over. Lost a position I loved at work(though that worked out in the end) then lost both parents before the age of 40, both of which I was close to, one of which I was responsible for the care of. 2016 is bullshit my dudes.

58 and 59 were way too young.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:35 am
by ThanatosRa
Yea I know. Thank you.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:03 am
by PKPenguin321
Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:47 am
by DemonFiren
Thanks, now I feel great.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:44 pm
by Malkevin
This last half hour is killing me.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:08 pm
by Wyzack
If it was just one swallow you are going to be fine

If you was more than that WHY THE FUCKING CHRIST DIDNT YOU STOP DRINKING?!?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:58 pm
by ColonicAcid
Sometimes in life u look at her in the eyes and you say "hell yeah I'll slurp this bitch."

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:00 pm
by XSI
The waifu age is near


Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:01 pm
by ColonicAcid
Also how the fuck u niggas fucking play games after smoking weed I literally would play for like 10 minutes and then lose interest like damn.

I guess tho it depends on the type of weed but fuck I ain't got the willpower to deal with ss13 or any game for that matter

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:53 pm
by nsos
the last time i got high i only peaked right when i was trying to get home and spent 20 minutes trying to open a locked door