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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:26 pm #237474

Head injuries are not fun. Did she fall or something?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:46 pm #237496

Was your dad drunk?

Driving into a parked car is something a woman usually ends up doing.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:04 pm #237499

If there is a bump and the impact was not incredibly excessive that usually means there is no concussion
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:35 pm #237576

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:35 pm #237827

awe some
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why are there muggers in the countryside
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:49 pm #237837

I got my nephew a tiny chainsaw. It's got a little string chain with silver beads on it that goes round and everything.

what the hell is it with toy power tools these days actually looking like power tools, all the shit I had as a kid was shit like drills that were vaguely pistol-shaped and had a corkscrew bit on them, I'd have loved this shit when I was six.
They do a hammerdrill too and it's even got shit like that measuring rod thing you use for setting the depth of the hole you want to drill.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Wyzack » Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:22 pm #237846

420weedscopes wrote:awe some
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why are there muggers in the countryside



Did you get mugged in the country?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Remie Richards » Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:00 am #238340

It's christmas! (in the real world, GMT+0)

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:05 am #238353

CosmicScientist wrote:Merry Chri- oh... hi Father Lizardmas. Did you bring us presents?

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Postby Armhulen » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:45 am #238360

that lizard looks like a dick
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Dec 25, 2016 4:56 am #238410

i think i'll bump the sec-borg thread again in lue of the Christmas spirit
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:07 am #238415

make them red and green and call them crimborgs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Armhulen » Sun Dec 25, 2016 7:38 pm #238544

me and my friend were planning to go to Canada for Christmas

he left in the middle of the night without me

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:55 pm #238582

sounds like your friend is a piece of shit
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Armhulen » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:39 am #238588

it's too late for that discovery. Once again proves that space friends are only friends
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:31 pm #238683

Armhulen wrote:that lizard looks like a dick

You have nobody but yourself to blame.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Armhulen » Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:30 pm #238730

but that's just like, your opinion man
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:48 pm #238736

Lizards are pure.
PURE!
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Postby Ricotez » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:05 pm #238739

pure bullshit
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:37 pm #238745

bitch pls
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:32 am #239086

I regret buying the "dadlifts are hard to recover from" meme. I wish I did high volume dadlifting before.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:04 pm #239455

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:08 pm #239458

more like if tbh fam
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:50 pm #240033

I went to a local children's library for nostalgia's sake and was greeted by the smell of old paper and by librarians and there was this hot, uh, nerd, I guess? She was 18 or so. I immediately wanted to volunteer to work at the library but then I remembered I am taken and also thought that staining the library with bodily fluids no matter the temperature of passion would be sacrilege. Old books are like God's love, you can be bleeding outta 10 stabbing wounds and be puking up beer, blood and shit spirits but the moment you drag yourself into a library you'll feel at peace in any state.

It's like a church for people that don't church. Even if I got into drunk new year threesome with that library nerd girl it would be more like having cheap candy and comfort black tea in an unfashionable dusty sweater than something out of pornmd or whatever. Children's libraries rule. There were a bunch of books about ufos and such, when I become a wanted man they'll find me at the library reading about ufos and sasquatches and having tea with librarians. I mean all that paper yellow from age, those obscure books that only a kid would read like DRACULA VS SHERLOCK HOLMES, everything's so unfashionable, wood everywhere, those library plants. I dunno. It's just perfect. Not like a university library or a serious adult library where they tried to make it modern or artsy or whatever. No.

There was also a bunch of kids playing Dota and also in the section for the littlest kids there was a stuffed cow and a bunch of tiny adorable chairs and tables. Also there was Hamsun and Abe and that French dude and the rest of them what kind of children's library is that.

If all that shit sounds pretentious I am sorry it's how I feel fuck you can we at least agree that old libraries and the smell of old ass paper and also retarded ass books about kid detectives and shit like that are awesome in a weird way
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Postby Whoisthere » Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:40 pm #240038

When all you have is shitposting everything looks like a nail nice tune
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:02 pm #240060

Screemonster wrote:I got my nephew a tiny chainsaw. It's got a little string chain with silver beads on it that goes round and everything.

what the hell is it with toy power tools these days actually looking like power tools, all the shit I had as a kid was shit like drills that were vaguely pistol-shaped and had a corkscrew bit on them, I'd have loved this shit when I was six.
They do a hammerdrill too and it's even got shit like that measuring rod thing you use for setting the depth of the hole you want to drill.

update: he got his chainsaw and pretty much immediately assaulted his sister with it, A+

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:50 pm #240086

I have nothing of importance to post here
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:35 pm #240183

So... is everyone dreading going back to work tomorrow?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 02, 2017 4:19 pm #240190

Malkevin wrote:So... is everyone dreading going back to work tomorrow?

>tomorrow
>tfw free to wait another week
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:48 pm #240434

>want to talk to my boss re me leaving
>fucker says I HAVE NO TIME RIGHT NOW and buggers out of the office
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:10 am #240650

Finally told them I'm leaving, one more month of this bullshit, then I am free and happy, and won't have to use the forums to keep myself sane at work, and everyone will be better off.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:18 am #240655

>Relying on this place for sanity

I hope I don't have to point out exactly what you're doing wrong here

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:53 pm #240679

I need insanity in my life to feel sane. Today I discovered Vorestation ban appeal forum though. Should help me pull through this month.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:59 pm #240681

I don't know I mean
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:45 pm #240684

Can we purge the local degenerates
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:58 pm #240714

i tried out Harry Potter RP
estimated download time: 25 minutes (why did i download Shay from AC: Rogue is vastly beyond me)
estimated play time: 5 minutes

i spawned and my good boy Erik was already in waiting for me
he told me to change my name to Something Nibbles and i did since the server immediately faced me with a CHANGE UR FUCKIN NAME box
you start in a little winter courtyard, move forward and you're in the main hall
the great hall is on the left with a big 'COME HERE FOR HOUSES' sign
now there's a tiny, maybe three or four feet hallway before you're actually In The Hall
in that hallway is a sign plastered in colours and rules of shit to do with just renaming yourself (why was this not at the spawn)
so i'm reading through it because me and erik don't wanna get super banned already
erik gets frozen. i get frozen. a temp admin runs up and yells, of course in text chat, CHANGE UR NAME FUCKERS(sic)
i ask why he does not respond
a full admin comes along and asks us to change our names actually politely
erik says 'thanks for actually being polite also why should we we're still getting in'
erik is then banned by the temp admin with the full admin watching
erik has been banned for 7 days because his last name was Nibbles

Nibbles.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:19 pm #241723

I went to a place that does MMA and has a gym to ask if I can do judo + boxing and use their gym and instead the instructors kept telling me I need to do muay thai because if some drug addicts attack me on the street I won't be able to protect myself without muay thai because the addicts will lowkick me and I won't be able to do anything to which I replied well how about this throw for instance and the instructors said well let's not imagine hypothetical scenarios here ok? Then they kept telling me I can't use their gym because there's two types of muscle fibers if you lift you'll get parasite muscle just look at the rhino and at the cheetah or look at MMA all the people there are lean ok? Then the older instructor told me that okay if I pay the younger one will give me a steroid plan and some roids to which both me and the younger instructor said "no". Then I went for a free session which was pretty great and then the older instructor kept asking me if I do heroin. I'm probably not going back to that place again.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby calzilla1 » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:22 pm #241724

Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us
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Postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:24 pm #241725

Should've just stayed home drinking beer and playing ss13 tbh.
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Postby captain sawrge » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:36 pm #241731

Dear diary today I hate my job!!
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Postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:44 pm #241740

calzilla1 wrote:Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us

This sounds like a fun and uplifting experience.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby calzilla1 » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:41 pm #241784

I was on me way to mag fest
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:54 am #241929

an actual cuck (open relationship) on facebook tried giving me the business because he found out I got him banned for a month.

it didn't bother me at first until i rolled through his albums and shit and figured out he's probably just some highschooler.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:58 am #241987

Because I can.
banned consecutively from multiple communities
professional space law botanist
<Pirou> Xhuis: You have 10 unread memos. You may read them by speaking in the channel. <Xhuis> ?!
<Chocobro> aesthetics is the best flower maker
Username change: Mackerel -> A3STH3T1CS

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:44 pm #242114

>buy $250 meme fightstick for ps4
>get it over winter break
>cant wait to get back to my dorm and use this thing
>get back today, set that shit up asap
>it doesnt work
>look up solutions online
>find people that had similar problems and had to get replacements
>now have to replace mine

ffffffffffffffuck mmmmmmmmmmmmme
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