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I'm really upset because my life is harder than anyone else's .

it's okay to be upset

ShadowDimentio wrote:One of our dogs is dying, FAST. She's gone from "has a rash" to "smells of death and is constantly soaked with sweat and trembling in pain" over the course of a few days. The vet can't see her until Wednesday but I sincerely doubt he's going to tell my parents anything other than it being time to put her down.

Had to do the same to my dog last year it's never easy.

Finally watched Rogue One.

It wasn't bad, wasn't great - better than Farce Awakens anyway.
But I can't help but wonder what the original, war movie-like, cut would've been like, before Disney butchered it and reshot half the scenes to make it more kid friendly.
We'll probably never see a directors cut given that its Star Wars and was published by Disney.


The ending felt really janky, lacked proper flow.

Another thing about the ending...

I love that

I'm going to die soon.

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'm going to die soon.

No crag stay strong man

called it

Malkevin wrote:Another thing about the ending...

Spoiler:

Did they seriously make the death star fucking miss just so the two main characters had time to make out before being consumed by an atomic explosion???

You shooting shit about Rouge One?
They didn't miss. That beam wasn't 100% accurate but it was still collateral.

But the first target they shot was bang on target

Maybe then dude, I don't remember much, btw did you know who that blind Chinaman was? he wasn't a Jedi was he

No, just a man that had a steady supply of powdered tiger penis.

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'm going to die soon.

No crag stay strong man

I'm tired

Crag you are too tough to die. Doomed to live eternal. A horrible curse.

CosmicScientist wrote:Crag, I made you a shitposter card a while ago, it was one of the first two foil cards which I made together on what was the tail end of your birthday after I saw you had made yourself a birthday thread. I was hoping you'd find the card since I didn't want to toot my own horn.

I gave you that third trait for a reason.
Deathless - Down? Not for long. Out? Never.

Thank you

My coworker asked me if I was a white nationalist because i shaved my head so I yelled "1488 blood and honor!"

I got an fbi gaming chair for over half off. I hope it gets here fast, it looks comfy.

i got a fucking cold on MONDAY I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER WHOEVER DID THIS MY THROAT IS DEATH

in less shitty news: me and my friend started a "game jam", we're both notorious for not finishing shit so we're gonna make a game by saturday and compare

I can't spoil the game but here's a snap of the title screen



(it plays that ancient troll song, the one with the russian guy singing, at this screen)

After 6 days of constipation i am now permenantly melded to the toilst and i poop 1000 time

for the 2020 Olympics the Japanese are learning spoken english... from Fawlty Towers and Red Dwarf.
Two British greats, Excellent! (minus the smeg that is, haha)

Maybe one of them will get mad and yell smeg off.

here is this week's video
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PKPenguin321 wrote:it's my PSU fan, PSU itself is fine
damn thing keeps falling off and rattling around but if i remove it then PSU overheats and PC shuts off

i lied my psu's shit it keeps randomly shutting off

my chair is still not here

I've finally seen the Star Wars Rogue One, and fucking hell it was the worst thing I've seen in a while. It was a fan-tier trash. It was a Mass Effect 4 of Star Wars.

They took the mcguffin from New Hope and stretched it into whole plot fuck me. Who gives A FUCK how rebels got the death star plans. And there's so many fucking characters I don't care about. I don't even remember any of their names, except for krennick because he was an actual person who showed more than one emotion (contempt, anger, fear). I fucking laughed when any of them died. The funniest was that mexican in the shuttle who died like a bitch because someone tossed a grenade in. But when blind Chink started doing his shit I got angry. REMEMBER NEW HOPE? REMEMBER THE TRENCH RUN HOW LUKE TRUSTED THE FORCE? FUUUUCK.

And every fucking 10 seconds someone has to praise the fucking force. The force bomb is literally dropped twice in the first 5 minutes of the movie, while in New Hope it was said maybe three times. Literally retconning original trilogy because of the prequels. Fuck, I bet they gonna do it in that Han Solo movie, despite Jedi being a hokey religion.

Remember the protagonist arc climax in New Hope? It was Luke becoming a hero, learning that force was the real deal and shit. Empire? A duel with Vader, both with swords and words. Depth of the characters revealed. Return? Confrontation with Emperor, Luke doesn't get corrupted, helps his father redeem himself. Force Awakens? Basically the same as Hope, Rey learns that she is one of the force.

Plot climax in Rogue One? Two characters struggle for 40 minutes to get a ZIP drive with some pdf docs from a shelf, and then the heroine gets wifi online. Fucking kek. Who gives a fuck.

As I said earlier, I do wonder if the original shoot really would've been Dirty Dozen in Space.
Supposedly Disney ordered a lot of scenes reshot because they were too graphic and warlike for their intended kiddy audience.


I'm glad I didn't bother going to the movies to see this.

my chair is finally here, I took the leg rest off because it hangs too low and rolls out forward, banging my leg.

Happy World Autism Awareness Day /tg/.

Stupid shitty broken computer made me miss April fools day pretty much, feels bad as fuck

this was the april fool's joke for Wurm Online

also fake calls for a venerable black dragon entering settlements across xanadu

>Wurm

Fuck I kinda miss that game
It was a fun time way back

holy fuck WURM ONLINE

OTHER PEOPLE HERE PLAYED WURM ONLINE

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Most people- They go in expecting to be great glorious warriors. Blacksmiths and miners.
Maybe farmers. Maybe explorers

Me? I went in and said
Fuck that shit, I'm going to be a leatherworker

And I was the only leatherworker west side of the pvp server for a good year and maybe more before I stopped caring and keeping track

Wurm unlimited any good?

we're accepting people in Browanda if you wish to join the hell again
T19 Xanadu, make a new account and then use the portal to any Xanadu starter town, then /tell Mikesandy or Gobab or Erevorn that i sent you and they'll give you an invite to the village, at which point you'll be offered a TP here
sail here if you're a big boy i guess

Wurm Unlimited is Wurm Online but with delayed updates however you get to assign custom variables for absolutely everything. if you want to max out carpentry in five actions set skillgain to 999999. i don't personally find value in just cheating my way to the top however if you want to do that then more power to you bud

>TP
is that teleporting?
What the shit happened to Wurm?

XSI wrote:>TP
is that teleporting?
What the shit happened to Wurm?

it's a one time teleport you get, it was put in place to help new players

they eased up on the noob experience

I feel displaced and unwanted.

Remie Richards wrote:I feel displaced and unwanted.

You're not allowed to feel any negative emotions official headmin ruling

XSI wrote:>TP
is that teleporting?
What the shit happened to Wurm?

yes it's a one-time teleport if you say No or X out the window then you're walking across like eleven kilometers to get to our settlement
the meditating paths also give you a Teleport To Home every 18 hours, excluding Path of Insanity which gives you a Teleport To Random Tile On The Island instead

if you think a one time TP is bad don't play unlimited, they give server owners all kinds of options + mods

if a server isn't running above at least 2x action/skill timers it's an oddity

why would you play a game that just lets you edit anything to get everything?

Saying unlimited is a game you can edit anything to get everything is like wondering why anyone plays /tg/ because they can download the source, host a server, and spawn all the items

A one time teleport seems alright, I suppose

I do think it's one of those things that you don't really need to have, and any village worth getting into would have someone capable of going back to newbietown to guide you to your new home anyway.
Otherwise, if they don't even want to spend the effort on that, why bother helping them out?

When's the last time you played

They have a new map called Xanadu and it's fuckhuge, it's absolutely ridiculous and has like 10 different spawn towns

oranges wrote:why would you play a game that just lets you edit anything to get everything?

People that have day jobs and family commitments

Wurm is only really playable at 4x. Even then it still is a big grind

I find it really relaxing but I will absolutely be the first to admit that I am a pussy and play Unlimited

more so because >subscription fees in 2017 than anything else, but the increased action timers is a nice bonus

it's a damn fine grind though, nothing is more satisfying than actually having an impact on the map and making friends, it's one of the last old school mmos

you actually recognize your neighbours/people who are good at specific jobs/etc

i rolled a WO character with a yoyo affinity once, its not related but everyone laugh at me

Qbopper wrote:When's the last time you played

They have a new map called Xanadu and it's fuckhuge, it's absolutely ridiculous and has like 10 different spawn towns

2009 or something

XSI wrote:2009 or something

you would have been on golden valley
that map is four kilometres squared
Xanadu is 32
you need a one-time teleport, especially when you're recruiting - our settlement is a two hour boat ride from the nearest starter town, and that's with perfect winds the whole way

Qbopper wrote:>subscription fees in 2017

i have never once given rolf money
i shit ten thousand planks out in a day and sell them in the trade channel for a silver then i'm premium for the other 29 days
the crew also get a fucking LOT of rare rolls so those sell pretty bigtime
related: http://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/ ... m-auction/ and http://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/ ... re-larder/
on top of that we've got a handful of priests that are just spamming Pray for 18 hours in a row so they get an influx of coins and gems
we've even used this money to settle personal, IRL debt
tl;dr money isn't an issue lol

oh I know you can buy premium but I don't have the time to consistently log on within my membership and make stuff to sell, nor do I find it overly interesting - it's not that it's not possible, I just don't really want to do it, I'd rather pay $30 or whatever once and have a game I can play whenever I want with no issues

I was afraid I'd miss the sense of community but the server I usually play on feels like WO anyways so it's never been a big deal to me