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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:38 am
by DemonFiren

Bottom post of the previous page:

>mmo
there's your problem

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:40 am
by XSI
Consider FFXIV
Or just put plainly, Final Fantasy 14
It's pretty decent

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:37 pm
by 420weedscopes
i will suggest elder scrolls online
it is no longer terrible and you only have to buy it once (guild wars' payment model)
it's also extremely grindy if you want to get into things like veteran trials and arenas
i spent two weeks grinding out pieces of Sanctuary gear to join a vet trials group and they fuckin ditched me the cunts

oh and there's also the mage's guild, vampirisim/lycanthropy, fighter's guild, undaunted pledges, a 3-sided alliance war, a main campaign that's taken me months to get halfway through full completion, several DLCs with wonderful abilities and storylines (including the clockwork city!), an expansion into ye olde morrowind, and the subscription service gives you an infinite storage craft bag

and a thread on /vg/

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:16 pm
by DemonFiren
their argonians are ugly and they're raping the lore

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:09 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
Try TERA

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:35 pm
by Malkevin
Is never winter nights or Lord of the rings any good?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:11 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
Malkevin wrote:Is never winter nights or Lord of the rings any good?
tried neverwinter
was fun for me for a little bit, try it out

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:14 pm
by 420weedscopes
DemonFiren wrote:their argonians are ugly and they're raping the lore
this is true for every game that ever includes argonians though

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:25 pm
by DemonFiren
420weedscopes wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:their argonians are ugly and they're raping the lore
this is true for every game that ever includes argonians though
your bait is too obvious

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:34 pm
by 420weedscopes
DemonFiren wrote:your bait is too obvious
no bait
only truth

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:35 am
by Deitus
apparently the lady who voiced bulma in the dbz anime is dead. RIP.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:29 am
by Malkevin
F

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:29 pm
by Deitus
MEME CLUB HECK YEAH

Image

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:12 pm
by DemonFiren
>room 501
more like room 101

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:38 pm
by Ikarrus
I somehow got roped into three days straight of board games

Mostly Pandemic Legacy 2 and Twilight Imperium 4

It's hard to believe I managed to find friends more obsessive than I am. But it's awesome.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:41 pm
by PKPenguin321
Deitus wrote:MEME CLUB HECK YEAH
check it out and report back

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:19 am
by Deitus
i didnt find it myself its an image i found online you donks

even if i did i get enough cancer here thanks

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:12 am
by DemonFiren
firefox quantum is fugly as fug and half my add-ons are incompatible too
also it doesn't seem to like forechins very much

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:13 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
lizards are dumb

all they know is sticking their tongue out and wiggling it

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:38 pm
by Takeguru
Sewage River 2: Son of Sewage River

We have an Auntie Anne's pretzel place in our store
This time, the access hatch over the sewage line in their kitchen is what backed up

Of course, they were open again the same day, though the damage was less and they were closed for near 8 hours to clean

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:40 pm
by DemonFiren
A3STH3T1CS wrote:lizards are dumb

all they know is sticking their tongue out and wiggling it
i would have posted a video containing that one mulan scene but

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:14 am
by obscolene
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why do i even pay for this garbagefire disguised as an ISP
it says 17mbps but i'd be lucky to get 8mbps (1MB/s) once a month for a couple hours

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:50 am
by DrPillzRedux
I've been trying to hold myself together but I'm starting to break.

I already posted about my parents divorce. My mom moved somewhere on her own and no one can get in touch with her. My dads cancer was far worse than his shit doctor thought. He will live 5 more years if he's lucky. He had me come and read his will, then made a comment about suicide. Plus my stomach I can't afford surgery for is keeping me up at night and making me miserable overall. My coworkers and friends have noticed something is wrong because I'm usually a goofball, but now I'm pretty quiet. I've only spoken about it here and with my best friend. He cheers me up and makes me feel normal when we're hanging out. When we're not though, especially when I'm alone, it's awful. My mind is all cloudy and I just want to cry. I don't feel suicidal, just hopeless and dead inside.

I'm sure someone will call this an attention post but I just need to vent. I try to keep my personal life private which is why I've only told one person I actually know about it, but it's hard. I try to fake being normal and even my boss can see something is wrong.

I guess I need to
Spoiler:
seek help
Sorry for posting literal shit here.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:30 pm
by XSI
It helps to talk to people, even if it's online, on a forum
Venting helps too

It won't solve the causes, but it does help cope with things a little.
Do let us know if we can help out. I'm certain someone at least will do what's possible

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:30 pm
by ColonicAcid
u know what sucks dicks

when you're nearing the end of a pouch of tobacco and when you finish rolling a rollie half of the fucking thing falls out because it's just crumbs.



end me tbqvh thank u fam

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:02 pm
by Wyzack
Had to put my best cat down yesterday. Feels pretty fucking awful.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:06 pm
by Malkevin
Caution: Contains clowns.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:01 am
by Malkevin
Leave your window open a crack, get a night mask, dust your room

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:46 pm
by ColonicAcid
this is where having aphantasia comes in handy.

never been able to dream under normal circumstances, the only time i can dream is when my malaria acts up real bad and my head is hot enough to cook an egg, and even they aren't that vivid.

before i knew i had aphantasia i always thought that counting sheep to go to sleep was a stupid idea because well to me it was just counting, there was never any sheep jumping around.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:59 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
going through a breakup

maybe i'll powergame and see if it cheers me up

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:56 am
by 420weedscopes
here's a wildly incredible shirt
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please reserve and purchase the wildly incredible shirt

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:18 am
by Malkevin
Hey, do you guys want to see old as the internet shit?
https://web.archive.org/web/20131026082 ... /index.htm

Image

The flame warriors guide, a caricature list of internet forum personality types.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:36 am
by CitrusGender
ColonicAcid wrote:this is where having aphantasia comes in handy.

never been able to dream under normal circumstances, the only time i can dream is when my malaria acts up real bad and my head is hot enough to cook an egg, and even they aren't that vivid.

before i knew i had aphantasia i always thought that counting sheep to go to sleep was a stupid idea because well to me it was just counting, there was never any sheep jumping around.
Wait what

I've tried lucid dreaming but I've never gotten any imagery. Though, my dreams appear to be more like just "ideas" as opposed to actual imagery. I'm also only able to remember the dream I had immediately before waking up.

Also I've noticed something similar as well when I'm sick with something: sickness in general seems to cause me to have some weird dreams and strange thoughts before I sleep.

Strange mind.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:35 am
by DemonFiren
Malkevin wrote:Hey, do you guys want to see old as the internet shit?
https://web.archive.org/web/20131026082 ... /index.htm

Image

The flame warriors guide, a caricature list of internet forum personality types.
Thank fuck all of this got archived. The copy hosted on that one politics forum doesn't have all of them.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:26 am
by Deitus
>watching news with parents
>"something something lawsuit settlement for overcharged bills, check [website] to see if you are eligible"
>dont bother checking but parents do
>they tell me im on the list
>oh boy do i get ten dollarydoos
>"no you get 220 dollarydoos"

wew lad

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:19 am
by DemonFiren
And that's exactly why you always fucking check.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:38 am
by DrPillzRedux
I've thrown up 3 times today despite only eating a sandwich. My throat is fucked and the top of my stomach feels weird, presumably the fucked valve.

Guess I really do need to get surgery soon.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:46 am
by DrPillzRedux
It's a large hiatal hernia. I was worried I would be broke due to surgery. Then I found out California will cover all of my expenses because I'm a registered Native American.

Thank you based ancestor in the mid 1800's for marrying and banging a Native.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:22 pm
by XSI
That still sounds painful

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:43 pm
by Malkevin
Depends, might've been the father that was the native so tiny Asian heritage penis

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:24 pm
by DrPillzRedux
Malkevin wrote:Depends, might've been the father that was the native so tiny Asian heritage penis
Nope it's all recorded with my tribe.

>15 year old native girl runs away from tribe since it was shitty
>wanders around the wild for a while
>meets a trapper and he lets her live with him in exchange for work
>they marry a while later and live out their days

And no I look like a white boy not an indian. I think my native blood was 1/32 and my tribe only requires you to prove your lineage to register.

Actually it might be 1/16 I need to look at the paperwork.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:49 am
by Deitus
fell over and busted my head this morning, still have a headache and feel queasy. hopefully nothing major and honestly cbf to go to the health center on the other side of campus.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:53 am
by Deitus
finished playing through planescape: torment for the first time. pretty great game, but
Spoiler:
the ending seemed a bit anticlimactic. it was neat and all about how you met your former selves and then faced your mortality, but then it just was like "ok im off to the blood wars bye guys." just seemed kind of left field to me.
also, electric guest is a good band.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:59 pm
by 420weedscopes
i woke up this morning to my dog having an epileptic fit
today he has had four, to my knowledge
took him to the vet to get checked out and he apparently had two more while they were trying to install an IV and take bloods
he came out on a stretcher and had to go to another vet that can provide overnight emergency care
he is under a constant feed of diazepam to settle what the vet called
a "cluster seizure"
i've had a cluster headache and that wasn't great so please imagine your entire brain lighting up with randomized electric signals causing constant and extreme pain very quickly
now please imagine that happening four to six times
now imagine spending a night under that constant state because that's what my dog is doing right about now
if he doesn't stabilize by the morning he will have to be put to sleep
he is 2 and he has yet to experience a christmas with my family

i don't think i'm okay

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:39 pm
by ColonicAcid
CitrusGender wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:this is where having aphantasia comes in handy.

never been able to dream under normal circumstances, the only time i can dream is when my malaria acts up real bad and my head is hot enough to cook an egg, and even they aren't that vivid.

before i knew i had aphantasia i always thought that counting sheep to go to sleep was a stupid idea because well to me it was just counting, there was never any sheep jumping around.
Wait what

I've tried lucid dreaming but I've never gotten any imagery. Though, my dreams appear to be more like just "ideas" as opposed to actual imagery. I'm also only able to remember the dream I had immediately before waking up.

Also I've noticed something similar as well when I'm sick with something: sickness in general seems to cause me to have some weird dreams and strange thoughts before I sleep.

Strange mind.
Yeah... I don't actually remember if I ever had dreams or they just stopped one day (I'm a very clumsy person so my head has been subject to multiple hits along my life) but I genuinely can't see anything if somebody tells me to imagine a beach. I obviously know what a beach is, I understand the concept of beaches and I remember beaches I've been to but when I'm forced to imagine one there's nothing. Same thing with faces... I can't actually imagine anyone's face, I know what my dad's face looks like but if you want me to describe him good luck because unless he's right next to me I literally can't see it. I want to reiterate though that I'm not faceblind. Recognising faces has never been a problem, it's just when it comes to remembering faces I don't have the minds eye to help me, I have to go through pure memory. That's okay for faces I see every day, but for faces I only see a couple of times a year it can be hard.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:11 pm
by 420weedscopes
he survived
i have cupcakes now

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:00 pm
by 420weedscopes
Luna, alaskan malamute
he bigg

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:16 pm
by 420weedscopes
CosmicScientist wrote:Aw, that's a fluffy breed. I've seen them on leads a few times in the past year. Curly wurly tail.
he's a big clumsy idiot that breaks something in my kitchen every day and i love him

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:27 pm
by ThanatosRa
DemonFiren wrote:
Malkevin wrote:Hey, do you guys want to see old as the internet shit?
https://web.archive.org/web/20131026082 ... /index.htm

Image

The flame warriors guide, a caricature list of internet forum personality types.
Thank fuck all of this got archived. The copy hosted on that one politics forum doesn't have all of them.
I actively wonder if these still hold water today. I forgot this existed until I saw it again here.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:18 am
by DemonFiren
Read this shit and find out.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:55 pm
by Ricotez
Image

seems accurate to me